Chapter 5: Revenge is so Sweet

Disclaimer- I don't own the OHSHC or any of the characters. If I did I probably wouldn't have Haruhi secretly being a girl she'd be an actual boy. Or not in the anime at all.

Summary- Tuesday has ended and Kaoru has a broken heart. He has made arrangements to have a friend act as his lover. I wonder who it will be (smiling evilly). Will Hikaru be able to win Kaoru back or will he lose him forever?

A/N- This is my 1st OHSHC story. Despite me being totally obsessed I haven't really written anything for this anime. Kaoru and Hikaru don't know each other, they aren't related and Hikaru is kinda gothic/emo. Their features are the same as in the anime and manga except Hikaru's hair, eyes, and clothing. Haruhi in this story is a boy not a girl in disguise. This chapter is in 3rd person. The 5 days of school are in 3rd person.

*Wednesday*

"I wonder where Hikaru is. Who cares he's going to regret messing with a Tsuki. We always find someway to get even." Kaoru thought as he walked through the door of the library.

"Good morning angel." Hikaru said as Kaoru walked straight by him over to Haruhi.

"Hey Kaoru." Haruhi said hugging him and kissing his cheek.

"Hey Haru-chan." Kaoru said smiling and sitting as close as possible to Haruhi.

"Huh? Alright what's going on?" Hikaru said getting angry that he wasn't getting any attention from Kaoru.

"Haruhi's my new boyfriend. You had your chance and I ended up with a broken heart." Kaoru said looking away from Hikaru.

"How did...I didn't...know." Hikaru said lost for words.

"I'm sure you didn't so what are we doing today Haru-chan?" Kaoru asked as Haruhi laughed.

"It's early release day today so we'll be having Hosting when everyone leaves and that's around the time we normally go to lunch." Haruhi said as Hikaru tried not to let him see that he was glaring.

"So what's the theme today?" Hikaru asked trying to pretend he was reading but it was hard with Kaoru trying to kiss Haruhi and Hikaru glancing at every attempt.

"Kyoya said it was heartbreak. So I guess it'll work better since Kaoru can participate if he wants." Haruhi said glancing over to Kaoru.

"I'll help I have the perfect idea. Oh Haruhi they got the final installment of the Hunger Games follow me and I'll show you." Kaoru said getting up and walking down a random path.

"They really do have it!" Haruhi exclaimed grabbing the book.

"Yea I talked to the librarian about getting it. Hikaru seems angry. I woulda thought when he kissed that girl he'd be ok with this act." Kaoru said leaning against the bookshelf.

"No he still loves you. I don't know why he was kissing that girl though." Haruhi said reading the back of the book.

"Thanks for helping me too. Even though now you're Hikaru's enemy." Kaoru said as he and Haruhi walked back to the table where Hikaru was trying not to act like he cared.

"Today is going to go by so slow. I can't jump Kaoru and get him to talk he'll only hate me." Hikaru thought mentally moping.

"Hikaru did you hear me?" Haruhi asked as Hikaru snapped out of this thought.

"What?" Hikaru asked sitting up.

"It's time for Hosting. I wonder how the girls are going to react when they see Kaoru with me." Haruhi asked contemplating his thought for a second as they began to leave for Hosting.

*Inside the Host Club*

"Love can be so cruel. My heart is shattered by temporary love." Tamaki said falling at the feet of one of his customers.

"What can I do to help?" The girl asked slightly blushing.

"Just promise me that I have your heart forever and always." Tamaki said taking the girl's hand and kissing it then he brought her face within an inch of his causing her to faint.

"Nice job Tamaki. You made another girl faint." Haruhi said watching the girl in Tamaki's arms.

"All in a day's work." Tamaki said laying the girl on a couch.

"Haruhi has some news to tell you." Hikaru said going over to his customers.

"What is it?" Kyoya asked walking over to them.

"Kaoru is my...boyfriend now." Haruhi said looking at the floor as Kaoru took his hand.

"Well that's a shocking turn." Kyoya said looking over to Hikaru who was wrapped up in his customers.

"Oh dear my boys shouldn't be fighting!" Tamaki exclaimed rushing over to Hikaru.

"You two need to make up now!" Tamaki exclaimed catching everyone's attention.

"What are you talking about?" Hikaru asked as Tamaki made him stand up.

"You and Haruhi shouldn't be fighting over Kaoru!" Tamaki exclaimed worrying it would make a drift in his family.

"Oh my a fight over Kaoru. It's too much." Some girls said as some fainted at the thought.

"Well he's mine now." Haruhi said as Hikaru glared at him.

"How much do you know about him then?" Hikaru asked as sparks flared.

"I know enough!" Haruhi exclaimed.

"Then do you know his room is orange and white. That he sleeps on only one part of his bed all the time! He has trouble memorizing certain words in French!" Hikaru exclaimed as more sparks flared. (They literally were flaring!)

"Yes I know all and more!" Haruhi exclaimed as the arguing continued and the girls kept looking back and forth.

"It's not really a fight. It's revenge Kyoya. He broke my heart so this is my way of getting even. Haruhi volunteered to help. He's a good actor." Kaoru whispered to Kyoya as they looked on at the fighting going on that could've been avoided if Tamaki hadn't made a scene.

"Yes I understand...Hosting over that was fast." Kyoya said looking at the clock.

"It's over? We're so sorry ladies that we wasted your time." Tamaki said trying to be nice but the girls didn't want the arguing to be over.

"It wasn't a waste at all it's like a really awesome soap opera!" One of the girls exclaimed as she left and all the others agreed as they were leaving.

"What did I do that was so wrong to have you leave me?" Hikaru asked walking over to Kaoru.

"I'm not speaking to you. Leave me alone. Bye Haruhi." Kaoru said walking out of the room with Hikaru following as Kyoya told Tamaki that it was all an act.

"No tell me what made you want to be with Haruhi." Hikaru demanded as he grabbed Kaoru's arm and jerked him back towards Hikaru.

"Let me go! You only care now because I'm with someone else! You never loved me!" Kaoru exclaimed slapping Hikaru and running off.

"Kaoru...I don't care what I have to do I'm going to make you love me again." Hikaru thought as he stood there looking out of a window as Kaoru reached his limo.

A/N- Another chapt done. Only 2 chapts left what will happen when Friday comes well you have 2 more weeks to wait. Sorry this chapt iz short. So R&R and thanks to the ppl who review. Maria Starlight out