Shi- Takara is in for a maaaajor training session.
Aki and Kit- Aw shit...
Shi- MUAHAHA
Kit- Annnyways, we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho
Aki- Or Sesshomaru.
TTYL
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Living Room
Scene-courtesy of Aki who came up with the scheme
The guys were officially bored having put up thousands upon thousands of Protection marks, symbols, and then some. They sat on the couch lazily, Kurama was holding Shuku who gurgled every now and then while Jamie sat on Hiei's lap who was between Kurama and Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru began flipping through the channels and then stopped on a very old TV show.
The character was named She-Ra, she had a sword, magical abilities, and she was out to save the world from some poorly dressed Mad-Scientist woman who wore nothing but her lab coat, bra, and undies. Or at least, that's what it looked like. Everyone of the characters was a female and they wore extremely skimpy clothing. Hiei didn't even bother covering Jamie's innocent eyes up as they watched for every boob close-up and booty shot.
Aki came into the house from watching Takara and Mizuki training and spotted the back of the couch. She grabbed an apple and walked over silently to stand behind the couch and watch the TV a loud moan came from the TV perking her interest to see just what the hell a baby and young child were being allowed to watch.
The moan in fact had been She-Ra's yell being caught as she was shoved into a rock. Now, the TV was hooke dup to Dish Network which included a pause feature and Aki just happened to make herself known on a VERY nice boob shot. Sesshomaru paused the TV and despite their efforts none of the men could tear their eyes from the TV while Shuku gurgled at Aki. She stood in front of the TV earning the attention of the offenders who blushed madly and began stammering. Aki pointed to each in turn.
Shuku. "Lesbian-in-the-making," Kurama, "Pervert," Jamie, "Pervert-in-the-making," Hiei, "Pervert," Sesshomaru, "AND YOU! PERVERT A MILLION TIMES!!!" Aki yelled. Credit Ended
"Your boobs look an awful lot like She-Ra's." Sesshomaru said, not even meaning to as he realized what his mouth had said.
"SESSHOMARU TAISHO!!!" Aki screeched as she grabbed a newspaper and rolled it up.
"SHIT!" Sesshomaru yelled as he hopped the couch and Aki ran after him, swatting him in the head with the newspaper.
"BAD BAD BAD! BAD BOY SESSHOMARU! BAD!!" Aki screamed as Sesshomaru suddenly made a loud sexually-related moan as Aki screeched to a halt in her tracks and Sesshomaru continued running away, "SESSHOMARU!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!" Aki screamed.
"Uhm...I'm not sure I wanna ask..."Takara muttered as she held Mizuki's foot in her hand from Mizuki trying to kick her. They had paused the fight for a minute when Aki had run out faster, meaner, and a WHOLE lot scarier than any place or person (Yes including the Devil himself) in hell.
"Go inside...and LOOK at the TV." Aki growled as Takara looked at Mizuki who nodded. They went inside and screamed in horror. Takara grabbed Shuku and whacked Kurama in the head so hard he got a goose egg. Mizuki grabbed Jamie by the arm and Hiei by the ear and dragged both to their rooms. She locked Jamie in his room and started screaming at Hiei in their room while Takara screamed at Kurama and lectured him in their own room after putting Shuku in her room.
"MIZUKI!! I'VE GOT STEAM TO BLOW OFF!!" Takara screamed while Kurama tried without success to justify the ordeal.
"I DO TOO!" Mizuki yelled while Hiei tried to do the same as Kurama, "HAVE A TALK WITH JAMIE!!" Mizuki yelled at Hiei as the two girls stormed outside, their auras flaring.
"Whoo boy, didn't expect that..." Aki muttered to herself as she looked at the woods, smacks and cracks were heard from the practice mats, accompanied by many femine grunts and yelps. Aki looked back and forth at tearing up the soon to be real fight and going to the woods. She chose woods. The girls wouldn't kill each other just yet.
Soon both Mizuki and Takara were to tired to get up from laying on the ground and they lay there watching the clouds as a cold wind swept up brushing their hot yet sweaty faces. The sweat was not helping them against the cold, in fact, they immediatly ran into the temple and got into two of the five showers in the household and ran hot baths to warm up.
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Woods
"Grandpa?" Aki asked quietly as she looked around, the necklace around Aki's neck growing cold.
"I'm here Aki." The raven said as it stood on a branch at eye level to Aki, "Sit down indian style. I need to explain this curse in full from my perspective for you to understand what I'm going to be talking about." Aki did as she was told and sat to listen to her grandfather.
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"AKI! DINNER! IT'S STEAK AND A-1 SAUCE!" Takara yelled out the kitchen window as a cold wind swept up again. It was getting colder. She shivered in her sweater and closed her eyes to focus on her surroundings. Aki sat meditating in the woods only a few yards away, maybe about the length of a football field. Takara opened her eyes and sighed. Mizuki came out with a flashlight.
"Let's go look for her." Mizuki said as Takara shook her head.
"She's meditating. She'll be okay. I'll keep tabs on her through the next couple days." Takara added as she rubbed a muscle that Mizuki had managed to leave a bruise in.
"Alright." Mizuki agreed as they went in for dinner and explained Aki's where abouts.
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Morning
Mizuki looked at the ceiling of her room. Her body ached all over from the training yesterday.
"I. Hate. You." Takara said from the floor where she had collapsed only five minutes ago. She had come in that morning to strangle Mizuki for the pain and soreness coursing through her body but just before she had reached Mizuki, her legs had given out and she fell to the floor. This 'I Hate You' was the 10th so far.
"Mizuki! Have you seen...Takara...phew, you're alright." Kurama said with a sigh of relief as Takara managed to stick her index finger in the air
"Define...alright." Takara muttered as her hand went limp and hit her in the face, "Ouch...stupid bitch." Takara growled at her hand as Mizuki started laughing.
"OW! Sore!" Mizuki yelped as Kurama cocked an eyebrow.
"Ha...ha.." Takara managed.
"Over do it much?" Kurama asked.
"OH! BY THE WAY! How the hell did you find that She-Ra show anyways!?!? I mean really! Besides that you let Shuku and Jamie watch it! ARE YOU COMPLETELY MENTAL!?!" Takara and Mizuki yelled at the same time both somehow finding the strength to sit up and yell before flopping back exhausted.
"Well, at least I know I'm safe...Hey Hiei! Sesshomaru! Wanna watch She-Ra again!? The girls are to sore to move!" Kurama yelled.
"SURE!" Sesshomaru and Hiei yelled all to eagerly.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Mizuki yelled.
"IF I HEAR THAT SHOW I AM PERSONALLY KICKING YOU ALL IN THE BALLS! When I get mobility back..." Takara muttered at the end. The TV Clicked on.
"HIEI..." Mizuki growled loud enough for them to hear.
"KURAMA..." Takara growled as they heard the guys channel surfing.
"SESSHOMARU!!!" Both screamed as they heard She-Ra's battle cry on the TV.
"Yes, I'm calling to order three jock-straps and three cups, actually make them four each." Kurama said into the phone, "Can we get rush delivery on those? Yes? Okay, alright, thank you. That's settled." Kurama said after setting the phone on the ringer and sitting down to watch the best sexual-without-being-very-sexual-at-all cartoon.
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Kit: -Laughs- That was fun to write.
Shi: XD I'm sure.
Aki: Yup, She-Ra is my idea. All praise Aki for She-Ra.
Shi and Kit: -praise Aki- lol
Kit: Again, we don't own
Shi: Yu Yu Hakusho
Kit: Or
Aki: Sesshomaru.
TTYL,
Aki-Shi-Kitsunes