Kirby's picnic
Chapter 2: Inviting Nruffs
Rick and Kirby were walking along.
"Um… Kirby, the next stop is this tree. We're inviting Nago and Midget." Rick said.
"My name ain't Midget, Buckteeth! I'm Pitch!" Pitch said.
"Who're you calling Buckteeth?" Rick growled.
"You, silly! Those bulgy masses are bigger than an elephant!" Pitch said, laughing.
"You're smaller than a nanometre!" Rick howled.
"A whata?"
"A nanometre. Seems you're also terrible at math!" Rick wheezed.
"Well you're- Rick, have you seen Nago?" Pitch said while he searched.
"And where are the invitations?" Rick wondered.
"The Nruff and its mini Waddle-Dee followers were eaten, and the world was saved by me!" Kirby bellowed.
"Kirby, you just ate Nago and the invitations." Rick said, expectantly.
"I'll only let them out if you let me invite Nruffs!" Kirby demanded.
"Whatever, now let me in, Kirby." Rick said, sighing.
"Oh yeah, we need Waddle-Dees." Kirby demanded.
"Whatever pleases you, oh grand master," Rick said in a sarcastic voice, "Now let me in!"
"We also need Dark Matter," Kirby suggested.
"Okaaaaaaay…" Rick said, shrugging.
Rick climbed into Kirby's mouth, not knowing what dangers might lurk there.