Kirby's picnic
Chapter 3: Guess What?
"I can get Nago and the invitations myself!" Kirby snapped.
"Any more demands, O great one?" Rick said sarcastically, and sighing.
"That wasn't a demand. That was a fact! Now climb in and get these worthless piles of junk!" Kirby said in an evil voice, not realising that Rick was being sarcastic.
"Kirby, those invitations cost $500 to make, and Nago is a cat!" Pitch pointed out, violently. (When I mean violently, I mean closely missing Kirby's face with his talons of death.)
"How'd you know that?" Rick asked, in an Australian accent.
"Well, at the shop you customized those invitations, I happened to be working, and um…" Pitch said embarrassingly.
"Servants, while you were blabbering away I, supreme ruler of the universe, moved the piles of junk closer to the entrance to my mouth. You should be glad your master is so kind," Kirby said, triumphantly.
"Kirby, before, I was being sarcastic," Rick sighed.
"You were?" Kirby asked, astonished.
Rick climbed into Kirby's mouth.
Silence.
"Guess what I found in your mouth," Rick said, climbing out of Kirby's mouth with cuts and bruises everywhere, holding the invitations.
That was a long sentence.
…
…
"You found the invitations and Nago," Kirby said, spitting Nago out.
"I found angry Nruffs and Waddle Dees," Rick said.
Silence.
The two friends walked along the road, leaving Pitch behind.
"Hmmm…" Pitch wondered to himself, "Where's Nago?"
Kirby went back and deposited a rather bruised Nago.
"Next stop: Gooey's house!" Kirby shouted.