Chapter 3~Embrarresment Times Twenty

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Had fun writing this one~ I love Tyki. This was originaly going to be a NO-TYKI story but I couldn't resist throwing him in here.

Ugh, so now my girl is in love with three boys. . Makes one hell of a conflict XD

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I wasn't exactly happy, even though I had just won a hand.

I had lost my favorite hat, my lucky cloak, and right now I was stuck in my shorts and tank-top. My hat lay beside Jun, my cloak beside Tyki, and my dress and heels weren't wanted so they just threw it aside. It was strange, sitting in front of two strange men with just shorts, underwear, tank-top, and knee highs on.

Tyki was now in possession of Jun's boots, socks, and undershirt. Jun was in control Tyki's suspenders and shoes.

"Both of you, no more smoking." I commanded. They sighed and put out their cigarrettes.

"You need to learn how to make better bets, Ana," Jun muttered, mad that I had made him put out his cig.

Tyki chuckled as he dealt out the next ahnd. "I think it's because she doesn't want to see us undressed, boy." Jun glared at the older man.

"You're just as pissed off about the cigarrettes, Tyki." Said man shrugged as he looked at his cards.

I learned to watch out for ways to cheat. And I also made sure the men didn't cheat back.

I began to calculate what they should take off next. It was true that I didn't want to see them naked, but I also didn't want them to keep taking my clothes off while I did nothing with my wins.

Maybe I could ask for my dress back next...?

We laid our cards down and I frowned as I saw that I only had a flush, while Jun had four of a kind and Tyki had straight flush. I suspected cheating but held my mouth shut as I waited for the penalty.

"Junichi, your pants. Girl, your shorts." I growled but obediantly stripped them off to reveal my snow white, ruffly boy shorts.

Both men wolf-whistled then hollered with laughter. I turned a dark red, not from embarressment but from anger.

"Next hand! Deal it now!" I nearly screamed.

That just made them both laugh harder. I had apparentaly been gone for too long, because the finder peeked his head in the door and turned a deep red.

I glared at him, although it wasn't his fault.

"Eto...gomen...." he nearly tripped as he ran away. I was now glaring furiously at both of the men as they fell down from the laugher.

After several more excruciating moments, I was finally granted my wish and they dealed the next hand.

I won with a full house as both of the other men had flushes.

"Tyki, shirt. Junichi, pants." They just laughed at my expression. "Damnit, don't make me get out my brus--" I began to yell.

Junichi shut up immediatly and glared at me for nearly saying 'brush.' That was my anti-akuma weapon.

I glared back. "You guys weren't listening to me!!!"

He scowled. "It's still breaking rules." But he complied and took off his pants and merely tossed them to my side. "I quit. I don't want to ruin your eyes, Ana." he grinned wickedly and leaned back to watch the rest of the game. Tyki chuckled and threw his shirt in Jun's face, who complained about the smell after throwing it to the side.

I was fuming as I saw my next hand. Two threes (clubs, diamonds), one king (diamonsd), one ace (hearts), and one seven (spades). I gave up the threes and the seven and drew three more cards.

I then nearly fell over in anger. I received the three of hearts, the three of spades, and the seven of diamonds.

I swear that this man was cheating, because he grinned and fanned out his cards. He had a straight flush.

"Damnit..." I mumbled, throwing my cards at the floor.

"Tank-top, darling."

I mumbled something in gibberish then took the tank-top off and threw it in his face. They both were wide-eyed as they saw my somewhat slutty lacey blue strapless bra.

"Bak forbid you guys stop staring..." I mumbled, rather self-consciously.

Jun then smirked. "Can't believe Nao doesn't get to see this..." he chuckled, then laid back down. I glared daggers at him.

"Don't pick fun at Nao!!"

"Boy's blind as a bat...Too bad he can't see his own girl's body..."

"Shut. The. Fuck Up Jun!!!" I mumbled angrily.

Tyki dealt me my cards and I was only intent on getting my cloak back. He could keep the shoes, the dress, the pajamas. I just wanted my fucking cloak and hat back.

"Four of a kind." Tyki spoke smuggly with a grin. "Now, lose the bra--"

I laid my cards down and got up in his face. "Straight. Flush." I spat out, grabbing my cloak and hat. I stood up angrily, wrapped the cloak around my body. I then pulled on the hat until it covered my eyes.

I then stomped out of the room and slammed the door.

I don't think they noticed that I also stole their cigarrettes.

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"Eto...Miss Excorsist...?" the finder asked nervously as he opened the door. I was anger scrawling a random face on the back of a telgram when he cautiously spoke.

"Master Excorsist has come back and is currently in his cabin. He is wondering if you would like to join him, something about your clothing...?"

I growled. "God damn that boy to hell..." I didn't even bother apologizing for using God's name in vain. I just stomped out of the room and across the hall, where I threw open Jun's door.

"Give them back!"

"Only if you promise to play another game some time with Tyki and me," he said smugly.

"Hell no--" he held out the bundle of clothing. I sighed. "How do you even know we'll see him again?"

"Well, this is the train the Black Order uses for all of our missions, and the company he works for also uses this one. So chances are is that we'll see him again soon..."

I growled and muttered a 'fine' before snatching my clothing from him. I shut the door, then took the cloak off so I could dress.

He adverted his eyes as he started to mess with his uniform. "He gave you your stuff back as well?"

"Yep..." he mumbled, obviously thinking of something else.

I angrily pulled on my boots, then began to pull the dress back over my pajama-covered body.

"Why are you acting so distant?" I mumbled, glancing at him.

He chuckled and I realized I sounded like a worried house wive. "Because I'm one of those excorsists that the science department sends off for nearly every mission. I'm hoping that I can have a little bit of a vacation before the next one."

I muttered a reply then left.

As I stepped back into the room, I glanced around for the drawing.

I took one look at it and immediantly wanted to burn it.

It was the jerk, Tyki, only instead of his glasses, he had a top hat. His work clothes was replaced with dress clothes, and his hair was in much better condition and falling in curls underneath the hat. Finally, his skin was a deep gray and he had seven stigmata on his forehead. His eyes were a smoldering gold.

I was disgusted. I picked up the picture and was about to throw it out the window, but when I looked back down I was hit a wave of deja vu.

Did I know you from somewhere else...? I mentally asked the picture, putting it inside my duffel bag for later inspection.

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Sorry for the late update. I had an awesome idea for another story (Untitled Story, a Lavi*OC story)

Since that story is gonna be a Lavi romance, I'm taking Lavi from this one. So, this story is going to be a OC*OC*Tyki.

My newest OC is going to appear in the next chapter!! :D