Kirby's picnic
Chapter 8: 1+1+1 is 4-Part III
Kirby belted for the door.
"It's locked! I can't open it!" Kirby cried.
The nitro-glycerine fuelled lawn mower hit Dee Dee Dee in the beak.
Dee Dee Dee woke up.
The whole room exploded, and everything from top to bottom was destroyed, except for the king, Rick, and Kirby.
"Um… King Dee Dee Dee, your feathers are on fire!" Kirby said, giggling.
"DIE!" Dee Dee Dee screamed, pointing to Kirby.
Nothing happened.
"I said, DIE!!!!!" Dee Dee Dee screamed again.
Yet again, nothing happened.
Suddenly, Dark Matter flew into the room.
"Mwahahahahahha!" he laughed.
Silence.
"Wanna play chess?" Rick offered.
"Sure!" Dark Matter said, happily.
"Um… Dark Matter? Aren't you supposed to be terrorizing Dreamland and killing people?" Rick said, nervously.
"And not stop for a game of chess? Do you think I'm really that evil?" Dark Matter said, offended.
"Yes…" Dee Dee Dee said.
"Hey, Dee Dee Dee! Wanna play with nitro-glycerine?" Kirby offered.
Silence.
"Check mate! MWAHAHAHAHAH!" Dark Matter taunted.
"That's an illegal move!" Rick said.
"Aren't we supposed to be talking about how great I am instead of blabbering about illegal stuff!?" Dark Matter said, boastingly.
Silence.
"We'd better go," Rick said, pulling Kirby along.
"BYE!" Dee Dee Dee and Dark Matter said simultaneously.
As they walked away, Kirby threw a bottle of nitro glycerine at the castle.