Kirby's picnic
Chapter 9: Operation Picnic Interrupted
"Well, the next stop is at the seaside!" Rick said, pointing to the ocean bank.
Kirby dived in the water.
"C'mon! Hurry up!" Kirby said.
"Kirby, well, I'm afraid of the water, heh," Rick said, turning away.
"Oh, you big sissy," Kirby said, pulling Rick in.
"AHHHH!" Rick screamed, running out.
"So much for motivational talk," Kirby said, pondering.
"You call that motivational talk!? You pulled me in!" Rick said in protest.
"OH YEAH!? WELL- um…" Kirby said, thinking.
Silence.
"If you don't jump in, all the fire men will get angry at you and will kill your wife!" Kirby said, lashing at Rick.
"Kirby, are you trying to use scare tactics? And besides! I don't have a wife!" Rick replied.
Kirby instantly put on a hamster costume and a falsetto voice.
"How dare you lie about your wife!" he said, mockingly.
Rick stared, expectantly.
"Fine, fine!" Kirby said, taking of the costume and the falsetto voice.
Out of the sea came Acro, lunging at Rick.
"AAAHHHH!" Rick screamed, being eaten by Acro.
"I can't be bothered saving him," Kirby thought.
Silence.
"I'm bored," Kirby thought.
Silence.
"Meh," Kirby mumbled.
And with that, Kirby dived into the sea, not knowing what was beneath.
But of course, there was SAMUS!
No, not really.
Heh, sorry. Just had to do that.