Kirby's picnic
Chapter 13: The Drowning Chapter!
"Rick! We're here!" Kirby bubbled.
"Just wondering, but how can Meta Knight breathe underwater?" Rick pondered.
"Dunno, maybe he's a fish," Kirby replied.
The two walked into Kine's house.
"Hey! Isn't that Kine, sleeping?" Rick asked to himself.
"YAHOOO!" Kirby shouted, pulling out his underwater alarm clock.
"Kirby? Are you seriously going to-?" Rick said, cut off by the piercing sound of the alarm.
"YA!" Kine screamed, swimming in circles.
"Hi, Kine!" Kirby said, rather joyfully.
"Kirby!? What are you doing with that alarm clock?" Kine asked, rather suspiciously.
"Well you see, um… Acro gave me a…" Kirby mumbled.
"Hey, Kine!? Do you think Kirby's gone crazy?" Rick whispered.
"Don't tell me he ate those cookies from that cookie brand," Kine whispered back, walking into another room with Rick, "One of those cookies is made with nitro-glycerine in each packet."
"Do you mean I'm gonna blow up? I ate the cookies!" Rick asked.
"Naah! Just kidding!' Kine said, chuckling.
"You stupid litt-" Rick said, when a giant explosion was heard in the living room, where Kirby was.
"Don't tell me…" Kine said, peering into the room.
There was shattered glass everywhere from a bottle, and nitro-glycerine contaminated the water.
"Kirby…" Rick said, sighing.
"Do you have something against explosions?" Kirby asked.
"Um... sorta…" Rick said.
"Then you must die!" Kirby said, throwing a bottle of nitro-glycerine at Rick.
The room got even more blown up.
"Where do you get that stuff?" Rick asked.
Kirby shrugged.
"See ya!" Kine shouted, as they left.
Rick: Maybe the author of this shouldn't make this a chapter, being chapter 13.
Kirby: Naaa…. And besides, all the firemen will get angry at him!
Rick: Are you also getting him to dive in the ocean?
Kirby: Well, he was a bit dirty.
Rick: The water will make him dirtier!
Kirby: Point taken…
Meta Knight: How dare you call me a fish!
Rick: I thought some guy killed you!
Meta Knight: My super star warrior skills are so leet, that I am invincible.
Kirby: Sounds like a good plot for a Hollywood film!
Rick: Why was there nitro-glycerine in this chapter?
Kine: 'Cause the author's gone crazy.
The Author: Stop asking questions! You're hogging the web page!