Kirby's picnic
Chapter 17: OMFG!
"Now what do we do, now that we've finished handing out the invitations?" Kirby asked, looking at Rick.
"Well, my bag still feels so heavy…" Rick started to say.
"OMFG! WWE FORGOT TO HAND OU THE INVITATIONS! NUUUUEEEEZ!" Kirby screamed.
"Relax, Kirby. We can get Midget to hand out the invitations!" Rick said, approvingly.
"You can say that again, Buckteeth Boy!" Pitch said, flying down from the tree.
"Um… Pitch…?" Kirby asked.
"Yessss…?" Pitch replied, sneering.
"What happened to Coo?" Kirby asked.
"But…. WTF?" Pitch asked, looking weirdly.
"NUUUEEZ! PITCH IS DEAD!" Rick screamed.
Silence.
"Relax! I'm right here!" Coo said, swooping down from a tree.
"Phew," Kirby remarked.
"Hey, Coo? What's that big pair of fangs doing around your mouth?" Kirby asked, looking at what was actually twigs.
"AAAUGH! I'M BEING SWALLOWED BY A TREE!" Coo screamed, climbing "realistically" into a hole in the tree.
"NUUUEEZ! COO WAS EATEN!" Pitch screamed.
"Heh, heh. Just kidding!" Coo said, climbing out.
"Stop doing that!" Kirby whined.
"STOP DOING THAT!" Coo mocked.
"You know that book, 'How to Kill a Mocking Bird?' I've read it fifty times," Pitch said, as Kirby and Coo kept on mocking each other.
"Understandable, heh," Rick said, smirking at the obviously funny joke.
Dee Dee Dee came along and whacked Coo to Rock Star.
"Why do you do that?" Rick asked.
"A hobby of mine," Dee Dee Dee said, triumphantly.
"That was abrupt," Kirby said as he and Rick walked away.