What a way to go
Years passed, one by one the people that Harry and Severus knew died, Dobby and Winky the Free House Elves suffered from the loss of their friends Harry and Severus, they willed their own end; dying peacefully in their sleep one week after their funeral. They were buried on the Hogwarts grounds with full honours for their work during the war. Albus was dead within six months of their funeral; he no longer had the will to go on. Molly Weasley lived to the age of 135; she was not there to witness the death of her last two children. Charlie had been killed by a dragon when he visited the reserve in Romania twenty seven years previously. Bill had been hit by multiple curses while on a case in Paris for Gringotts; he was only forty one when he died. Percy died just two months before Molly; her poor heart couldn't take any more.
Lilly had eventually woken from her lethargy, Petunia had been there at her side from that moment forward, they spent many hours talking of their terrible pasts and learnt to live again, this time without the hurt. When James finally left Azkaban he was a changed man, just like Sirius before him. He rejoined Lily and Petunia; they lived on as friends until old age took them.
Fred and George died six months after Molly. A warning had to be issued to the public, to ensure that their fate was not met by others. The Prophet's headline article had many rushing to buy the listed potentially dangerous articles having caused their deaths.
"Death by SEX, what a way to go"
Fred and George Weasley owners of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and their more discrete outlet Weasleys' Wizard Sexshoppe were found dead yesterday at their home in London, staff in their shops hadn't seen them for some time, although this was said to be quite normal, the brothers often experimented new products from within the safety of their home. Their death certificates establish that they died at exactly the same time, 6:35pm. The cause of their deaths being Magical, physical and Sexual exhaustion. Aurors investigating the scene found the opened boxes of their ten bestselling sex toys currently on the market. No foul play was involved, although whether the usage of the ten products simultaneously is accidental or deliberate is debatable.
The Ministry formally issues a warning against the misuse of the products concerned. Their instructions should be read to use the toys to their full potential.
One Ongoing Orgasm: Potion provoking an endless orgasm
Two Tremendous Tongues: Kit containing two mobile tongues following the user's spoken orders
Three Tantalizing Touches: Kit containing three mobile hands
Four Fantasy Fucks: Kit of four Potions for extremely vivid dreams
Five Flirtatious Females: Kit of five female golems
Six Sexy Snakes: Kit of six snakes that initiate the encounter
Seven Spicy Strippers: Kit of seven golems, male and female available
Eight Everlasting Erections: Kit of eight potions, never go soft on your partner
Nine Naughty Nibblers: Kit of nine synthetic mouths that lick, suck and nibble
Ten Taunting Tentacles: for those who like to be attached
Neville died a world renowned botanist; he was loved by many yet he had remained single, having never found that elusive love, so he put all of his love into his plants and his friendships.
Luna saw when Draco would leave her behind, and although the couple had four children, each now led their own lives, she refused to be a burden to her family after the loss of her soul mate, and so although she knew they would be saddened by their loss, she joined her husband in his death.
Ethan Potter, last of the Name died at the age of 120, he outlived his older brother Samuel by a little under a year. He was happy to leave the world behind. He, like Samuel had made the Foundation his life's work, there were so many children to look after and over the years some of them held a special place in his heart. He had never had children of his own, for all of the advances in Medicine and Magic it had been impossible to lift Lily's curse.
On his deathbed, with his Magic slowly seeping out of his pores, he smiled, he was finally going home, he would be joining his family, his parents, Molly Mum, Bill, Charlie and Percy, the idiot twins and of course his brothers, one he had loved his whole life and the other that he had learned to love through others. As his last breath left him on the 26th of December 2107 close to midnight his last thought was "Harry".