LK: So I totally apologize if in the last chapter there are wrong marks at the end of sentences. Like if a question ends with ! instead of ? it's because dumbass FF doesn't allow you to put ! and ? together at the end of a sentence. So…..
"You hate me! ?" comes out as "You hate me!" which totally changes the meaning from a question to an accusation. I'm sorry if you get confused while reading : /
Marth took off in his own car and off to the hospital. Once there he, Zelda, Link, Peach, Pit and Ike all had to wait in the waiting room.
"Why can't we go in!" Marth cried out.
"I'm sorry, but he's in surgery right now. You won't be able to see him until tomorrow morning." The nurse said
"S-surgery….was he hurt that badly!" Marth was nearly speechless.
"Yes, it's a fatal injury. He'll die if we don't operate. Please stay here, our doctors are top notch and will make sure he survives." The nurse tried to console him.
Marth was devastated. He sat alone in the corner of the waiting room and refused to talk to anyone.
"Oh god, the rumors were true! He's a murderer!" Link whispered to Zelda.
"I don't know, I don't think he did it on purpose." Zelda replied as she gazed sadly at Marth.
"What do you think will happen to Xellos? Do you think he'll move out?" Peach asked.
"I hope so!" Ike exclaimed.
"I think someone should go console Marth." Pit suggested.
"I tried, he doesn't want to talk to anyone." Ike said as he sighed sadly for his little brother.
'Why did this happen! Why has Roy been acting this way? Did Xellos put a spell on him? Is Roy just jealous that I went to the coffee shop with Xellos and is mad at me? Was coming to Smash U the wrong decision? Did Xellos have evil intentions or was he really just trying to protect me? Will Roy be okay? Is he going to die? Will I be left all alone now? I don't think I'll be able to love ever again!' a steady stream of thoughts flowed into Marth's mind as tears flowed just as steadily from his eyes.
After about four hours of cruel, dead silence the operating doctors came out to make their announcement. Marth's head remained downward, but he was definitely paying attention.
Zelda grabbed Link's hand in anticipation.
"Well the surgery was a success." The doctor said. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"However….the attack ruptured the main blood flow to his brain and we tried to repair it, but it did do some damage to his brain. The next few hours are crucial to Roy's future mentality. We do expect him to live though."
The relief everyone had felt was melted by anxiety once again. After the news everyone said their goodbyes to Marth, who wanted to stay there, and all went back to the apartment. Much to their surprise, but relief, Xellos seemed to have of completely moved out already.
Ike felt safe in going back to sleep in his room for the first time in two days. However something about the room lingered as odd to Ike.
"Hey guys, didn't Xellos break down the wall?" Ike asked as he walked over to where Xellos' bed once was. There was no hole. There wasn't even a sign of damage. There wasn't dust or debris, just clean, solid dry wall.
"Woah that's freaky!" Peach said in awe.
"No kidding, I saw the destroyed wall myself!" Zelda exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's weird…." Ike repeated.
They all sat in the kitchen, including Snake and Samus who didn't go to the hospital, and talked.
"They did say that Smash U's quote was: This school will give you heaven and hell." Zelda sighed.
"So far it's only given hell and it was only day two for Marth and Roy!" Ike angrily called out.
"Ike calm down, I think things will be better from now on." Zelda tried to comfort him.
"Did anyone hear anything from Marth besides a cry for help?" Peach asked?
"No, but I heard Roy call him a bitch and a slut, then I heard glass breaking. Next thing I hear is Marth screaming for help and the sound of Xellos breaking down the wall." Zelda sighed as she took a drink from her glass.
"Wait, you heard glass breaking?" Ike asked.
"Yes, I'm an elf, my ears are long and super sensitive. Even so, I'm surprised none of you heard it!" Zelda looked thoughtful.
"Yeah, I do agree. Roy was raping Marth and he called out for help and Xellos tried to protect Marth from Roy. Should we say something to Marth?" Link suggested.
"No, not now. Let him be for a while. You heard what Marth thought of the situation as it happened." Zelda said quietly.
A sudden knocking sound came from the front door. "Come in!" they yelled.
The door opened to reveal someone they did not recognize. A man wearing an all blue and white skin tight outfit with his nose and mouth masked. He had blonde hair and red eyes.
"Hello, I am a school official and I'm here to make a report. Xellos reported a situation in this apartment complex, anyone care to explain? I know he lived here." The man said as he pulled out a clipboard from seemingly nowhere.
"Y-yes. Xellos tried to kill one of the students!" Ike shouted. Zelda elbowed him in the side.
"I highly doubt that, but I'll write it down anyways. Now were there any witnesses?" he asked flatly, clearly not wanting to be there at the moment.
"Yes, all of us." Zelda said.
"Okay may I have your name miss?" he asked, ready to write it down.
"Zelda Hyrule." She said without a second thought.
"Z-zelda…?" he paused.
"Hm?" she mumbled.
"Zelda Hyrule…from Japan?" he paused and looked he directly in the eyes. No doubt, it was her.
"Holy….Sheik? Is that you?" she stood up in disbelief.
"Zelda!" he called out as he ran over and hugged her tightly.
"Uhm Zelda, who is this?" Peach asked curiously.
"This is Sheik, my big brother!" she exclaimed.
"Yup, You ran off, so I did too. I never thought I'd run into you like this!" he said pleasantly surprised.
"You did exactly what I did. My little brother ran off so I came looking for him and randomly ran into him out of bloody nowhere." Ike said, knowing how Sheik is feeling right now.
"Well, I didn't come to America just to find Zelda. I was running too. Our parents were forcing us to marry off to carry on the family wealth, but neither of us wanted to marry who they were picking." He explained.
"I missed you big brother!" Zelda snuggled into him. He hugged her back, but then a thought crossed his mind.
"I remember that this morning Marth and Roy were at the front desk asking for a room switch. They said "a monster going to strangle and rape their dead bodies" was living here…or something like that. Anyone know anything about this? It sounds like Xellos' attack could have been premeditated." Sheik said, his eyes darkening.
"Nope." They all said.
"However, I doubt Xellos planned any of this. He was truthfully just protecting Marth." Zelda said.
"Well let me see this wall he said he broke through. That's something he'll have to pay for." Sheik said as he began walking down the hallway.
"Too late, he fixed it already…" Ike said flatly.
"I see that…." Sheik said as he examined a perfectly fine wall.
"Well I'll turn this report in now I guess, Zelda as much as I'd love to stay I have to go talk to Xellos." He hugged her goodbye and left.
"Wow! Heaven and hell happened in one night!" Zelda exclaimed happily.
"It'd be better if it was just heaven" Pit said.
"Aw that's what all angels say!" Ike patted him on the head sarcastically. Pit growled.
At the hospital Marth waited patiently for morning when he could go inside the room and see Roy's face again. Being only six in the morning and visitations weren't allowed inside until ten he had time to kill. After thinking for hours about what happened and that the doctors said he'd live, Marth felt much better.
"Maybe I overreacted…" Marth mumbled as he fumbled around in his pants pocket for change to get a snack from a vending machine. Sadly when he left to go to the hospital in the morning he didn't grab his handbag with all his money in it. He only put on proper public clothing and his car keys. He didn't even have a cell phone at the moment. The only thing he could do was go to the front counter and call the apartment.
Unluckily for Marth he didn't know any of his roommate's phone numbers and groaned. Suddenly an idea popped into his head and he called Roy's cell phone that was still in their bedroom and everyone else was likely to hear it. It rang and rang and rang for several minutes no answer. He was ready to give up.
"Does anyone else hear that?" Zelda said from the kitchen of the dorm room.
"Yeah, it's a cell phone." Snake said sarcastically.
"Yes and it's coming from Marth's room." Peach said as she sipped on her morning tea.
"Should we answer it?" Zelda asked.
"No, that an invasion of personal privacy. I hate it when Samus answers my codex." Snaked said as he chugged orange juice directly from the carton.
"Ew! I'm not drinking any of that now!" Peach said in disgust.
"Chill princes, it's almost gone anyways." He retorted with his deep, manly voice. Peach shuddered.
"I'll answer it." Zelda sighed and put the college newspaper down.
Zelda made her way into Marth's room and began listening for the source of the persistent ringing. Sadly just as she got inside the room it stopped. She sighed and turned to leave.
Marth's intuition kicked in and he dialed Roy's number one last time.
'Okay, last time before I give up…' he mentally told himself.
Just as Zelda closed the door behind her in the hallway, the phone began ringing again. She quickly went back inside and scoured the room for it. She found it inside the drawer of the nightstand and answered as fast as possible.
"Hello?" she said quickly.
"Hello? Zelda?" Marth barely recognized her voice.
"Marth are you okay?" she asked in almost fear.
"Yes I'm fine! Thank god you answered! Hey, keep Roy's phone with you for a while okay?" he requested.
"Sure thing! How's Roy doing? Is he awake yet?" she asked.
"No. Well I don't know, visitation isn't until ten o'clock and it's only six now. So I won't know for a while yet." He informed her.
"Are you hanging in there okay?" she asked as she sat on their bed
"Yeah, I calmed down around five or so. Now I'm starving and have no money or anything with me!" he sighed in defeat. "So I'm stuck now with no options but you call you guys."
"Wait a second."
"What?"
"Didn't you drive up there? Why can't you just drive back here then go back to the hospital at ten?" she stated. Marth did a massive face palm from the other end and laughed at himself.
"Oh god I'm retarded! Thank you Zelda, I'll come back now." He laughed at himself. She giggled too as they hung up.
"Hey guys, Marth's coming back soon." Zelda said as she set Roy's phone on the kitchen table.
"If this rings, answer it." She said as she walked off.
"Wait Zelda! Where are you going?" Peach asked.
"To take a shower, me and Link are going to go pick up our school books and supplies."
"Didn't you go shopping yesterday and why haven't you picked up your books yet?" Peach lifted a brow.
"Well, we went food shopping and three of my books and one of Link's were on back order." She explained as she disappeared.
After her shower, Link and she left together. Less than minutes after they left Marth came back and grabbed something to eat. He grabbed Roy's phone and pocketed it.
"Hey buddy, that's Zelda's." Snake said.
"Uhm it's actually Roy's. I told her to hold onto it for me." Marth said between bites of cereal.
"Oh, well all I know is she set it there and told us to answer it if it rang." He said and walked off.
"She abandoned me…" Marth said with a fake and goofy frown. Peach giggled.
"Hey did Xellos wake up yet?" Marth finally asked after several minutes of silence. "I need to say something to him."
"I'm sorry Marth, Xellos moved out already." She looked thoughtfully into her glass.
"Whaaaaaa! Are you serious?" Marth looked bewildered.
"Yes, he was gone not even an hour after we left for the hospital according to Snake and Samus.
"Wow…just…wow…he sure hauled ass." He huffed.
"What were you going to say to him." Peach asked.
"Apologize for overreacting….Before I left last night I said something god awful to him. I feel bad. I see now that he was just protecting me." He whispered, tears threatening to fall.
"What'd you say to him?" she asked.
"I mean if he hadn't of saved me…Roy would of…raped me…." Marth began sobbing again.
Peach hugged him and he wept quietly into her shoulder. She patted his back softly.
"I don't know what to do Peach! Who am I supposed to be mad at? Who am I supposed to be thankful for? That Xellos saved me or that Roy is alive?" Marth cried out.
"Both of them. Be glad that Xellos saved you and be glad that Roy's alive. It's not like you have to choose between the two. You shouldn't be mad at Roy because you said he was drinking and half unconscious. You also shouldn't be mad at Xellos because he rescued you. He was your knight in….women's lingerie…." Peach giggled. Marth laughed with her, instantly feeling a thousand times better.
If there was one thing Marth had learned in these passed two days at Smash U, it was that princesses make good therapists.
"This school will give you heaven and hell." Peach said and then sipped the last of her tea.
"What?" Marth looked up at her, fully attentive.
"That's Smash U's motto. It looks like your first two days here were hell. Maybe today will be heaven!" she smiled.
"Hopefully by heaven you mean Roy wakes up and doesn't remember a thing and Xellos drinks himself to the point that he can't remember shit either!" Marth chuckled softly.
"Hey Marth, it's nine o'clock. Don't you think you ought to head back to the hospital?" she suggested.
"Yeah, wanna come with me?" he offered.
"Oh are you sure I won't be intruding between you two?" she asked.
"Nah, plus if he wakes up pissed off I might need a princess to cry on." He laughed.
"Well I suppose a prince needs a princess to accompany him!" she giggled. Peach was becoming notorious for giggling Marth thought.
Just as they were about to leave, Zelda and Link walked inside and Zelda wanted to go with them. Link stayed behind to put their new things away.
Once at the hospital they were nearly a half an hour early and decided to take the time to go to the hospital's gift shop and buy Roy an abundance of candy.
"Guys it's me who absolutely loves candy, not Roy. He's a health freak!" Marth laughed.
Peach and Zelda bought the candy anyways and then headed to the cafeteria to grab Roy breakfast. By the time they finished purchasing the food it was ten o'clock and they headed for Roy's room. They were allotted in and were met with a horrifying sight.
Tubes and wires everywhere, the ventilation system beeping steadily, the hear meter beeping slowly and the I.V. drip half full. Marth burst into tears at just that sight. He sunk to the floor sobbing and Zelda had to pick him up practically.
"Marth relax, these are all standard things for patients in a hospital." Zelda tried to comfort him.
"Oh Zelda, I don't think you know the half of it…." Peach whispered as she took note of Roy's head.
"Oh my god…" Zelda's stomach dropped into her uterus. A rather unpleasant feeling in her book.
"What's wrong with his head!" Marth flew to Roy's side and clutched the safety bars on the side of the bed.
Half of Roy's hair was shaved off with tons of stiches and bandages. Roy remained completely unconscious and oblivious to Marth's horrified screams calling out to him.
"Doctor! Doctor!" Marth yelled desperately. As if they're been waiting outside the door, several doctors piled into the room to see what the emergency was.
"What's wrong?" a doctor asked as he looked Roy up and down.
"Why is his head stitched and badged? He had a neck injury, not a head injury! What happened?" Marth practically screamed.
"Actually we found massive trauma to the head. The main blood flow from the top of the head had been cut off by glass of some sort. We found no injuries pertaining to the neck area. In the report it was claimed that he was strangled, but we found no evidence of such an occurrence. We found glass particles in the top of his skull and it had cut into a vein beneath the skull bone. Whatever fell on his head was heavy as hell and made of glass." The doctor read over the clipboard report at the foot of the bed.
Marth reached down and grabbed Roy's hand.
"So that means Xellos didn't cause this." Zelda said.
"Yeah but how did he get hit with glass?" Peach asked.
"I recall hearing glass break during your fight with him. Marth what happened?" Zelda tried to get him to answer but Marth was dead silent for several moments.
"Marth?" Peach asked as she too tried to get him to answer.
"I….I did this…not Xellos….During me and Roy's fi—struggle, I broke our lamp over his head. I was trying to get him off of me…Roy...I'm so sorry!" he broke down in tears again. He gripped Roy's hand tightly as he sobbed miserably.
Peach and Zelda decided that he needed to be alone and left the room to sit in the waiting room.
Marth cried for maybe ten minutes straight before he heard Roy's voice groan. Marth's head shot up and he lifted Roy's hand into his own and kissed it gently.
"Roy! Wake up!" he pleaded.
"Ma…." Roy mumbled.
"Roy I'm right here!" Marth cried out .
"Marth?" Roy's eyes finally opened. His blueish green eyes wearily opened and he smiled.
"Marth, are you still mad at me?" Roy asked weakly.
"No! I love you! I'm not mad." Marth whispered back.
"That's good. Wanna go on a date tonight? I said I'd make it up to you didn't I?" he said, clearly becoming more and more alert.
"I'm sorry Roy, but I don't think we can today." Marth swallowed hard.
"You're still mad aren't you..?" Roy sounded sad.
"No I'm not! Roy you're in the hospital!" Marth told him. Roy blinked several time and attempted to sit up. It didn't work very well because the bandages on his head were throwing him off balance. They were awkward feeling and made his head feel heavy.
"What happened?" Roy asked finally.
"It's too hard to explain right now, I'll tell you later when you feel better." Marth said as he kissed Roy's hand again.
"Can we at least go home now?" Roy asked groggily.
"No sorry, but you won't be home for at least a week." Marth sighed in relief, it doesn't seem that Roy had any mental damage. He might of lost his memories of that night however.
"I'm starving." He said with a crooked smile. Marth giggled and proceeded to spoon feed him like a child. Peach and Zelda came back in just in time to see the cute scene. They giggled from the background and snickered about how Marth was going to have to be the seme for a while. Marth rolled his eyes, he didn't even care about that anymore. He was just glad Roy was okay.
Marth gave Zelda the keys to his car and she drove Peach home and Marth stayed with Roy for the whole day. Roy was eventually able to sit up and talk normally. The events leading up to, but not beyond, Marth coming back home had returned to Roy. He didn't remember the fight he had with Xellos or trying to rape Marth. Then again Marth didn't ask if he remembered the rape. He didn't even tell him it happened and didn't plan to for a while yet.
"So how'd I end up here then? You came home and then what?" Roy asked as he fiddled with the head bandages.
"Well….I was with Xellos for a few hours, just hanging out with him at a coffee shop."
Roy's heart sunk. Marth was hanging out with Xellos at a coffee shop for three hours?
"Then when we came back you lost control of your temper and slapped Xellos. Then he punched you and then I took you back to our room and we got into a fight and you tried to…..well I….I hit you in the head and you passed out." Marth was trying to think of the best way to explain it.
"I'm assuming I said something nasty to you." Roy said as he closed his eyes and breathed in deeply.
"Well…yes. You were trying to control me and told me I wasn't allowed to associate with friends without your permission." This struck Roy in the heart and he began to feel more tears well up in his eyes.
"Then well I beat you up to say the least." Marth chuckled.
"I deserved it. If I told you all those horrible things then I don't blame you for beating the shit out of me." Roy laughed.
"Well me beating you up wasn't what put you in the hospital." Marth began.
"Hm?" Roy saw the dismay in Marth's eyes.
"Well you passed out at first, but then you woke back up. Me and Xellos had started drinking alcohol and we decided to give you some just because it was funny to see you drunk. After a while me and you went to bed." Marth paused there, unable to continue.
"Okay, but how'd I get hurt?" Roy asked, still waiting.
"Can I tell you sometime later maybe?" Marth pleaded as he stood up.
"Why? I promise I won't be mad." He said as he grabbed Marth's arm and gently pulled him back down.
"It's not that I'm afraid that you'd be mad…" Marth was about to continue when Link and Zelda suddenly appeared in the doorway holding two bouquets of flowers.
"Hello Roy! I see you're finally awake!" Link exclaimed as he waved a bouquet of flowers around.
"Oh hi Link, hi Zelda. Why're you guys here?" he asked as he let go of Marth's arm.
"To visit you of course!" Zelda chirped as she handed him a bouquet of flowers. Roy blinked in confusion.
"Thanks for the flowers but…you know I'm a guy right?" he said with a goofy grin.
"Yeah, but you're gay. Gays are like women and women like flowers!" She deduced with a triumphant smile.
"That's only the on bottom gays, like Marth." He informed her as he sniffed the colorful mix of flowers.
"Well regardless, you seem to like them anyways." Link noted Roy's face buried in the plastic wrapping. Marth couldn't hold back the light chuckle that escaped from his mouth. Zelda handed Marth the second bouquet and pointed to the card attached to it.
"The front desk said they received this one from a woman and said it was for 'Marth Lowell', but they never found out who it was from. When they found out that we were here to visit you they gave it to us to give to you." Zelda explained as Marth opened the card.
"Joli garcon,
Je suis désolé, svp me pardonne.
Vous êtes inscrit à plusieurs de mes classes que j'enseigne. J'espère que ceci n'affecte pas votre foyer sur l'école. Je ne vous tracasserai plus.
"
Marth was perplexed, he wasn't totally positive it was French, but his knowledge of the French language was very limited. He couldn't translate it by himself.
"Did either of you take French at some point?" Marth asked as he looked the card over for a recipient.
"I did for a semester, I'm going back this semester to finish. Is the card in French?" she asked as she leaned over his shoulder to read it.
"It says….masculine beauty…..I'm afflicted… That makes no sense…." Zelda scratched her head, whoever wrote this was either good as French or she was bad at French.
"Weird, I wonder who sent it. It doesn't have a name on it." Marth frowned.
"I…no it says you are…you're in my class…the teacher….I will not worry…Okay this is beyond my knowledge of French." She pouted as she tried to reread it. Link smirked, his skills in Spanish far exceeded Zelda's French. He gave himself a mental pat on the back for finally being better than Zelda at something. Marth laughed, whoever wrote this clearly didn't want him to read it. Then why bother writing it? Marth was clueless.
"Well at least the flowers are pretty!" he smelled them deeply. They were light blue and white flowers that Marth did not recognize, but there were pretty and smelt nice.
"Who the hell is giving my Marth flowers?" Roy frowned upon seeing Marth enjoying a gift that someone else besides Roy himself gave him.
"Roy chill out, the front desk said it was a woman who dropped them off. Marth is gay, chances are they didn't do it out of romantic affection." Zelda said as she pulled out her being cell phone.
"Hello, this is Zelda." She said casually.
Zelda was quiet for a moment. Link gave her a concerned look.
"Wh…..what?" she said finally as he hand clasped gently over her mouth. Marth, Roy and Link all looked at her worriedly.
"How? How did it happen?" she screeched frantically.
"Zelda what happened?" Link began feeling the panic rise in his chest.
"We'll be right there!" she hung up and tears threatened to burst from her eyes.
"Zelda what's wrong?" Link asked again, this time he grabbed her shoulders.
"The apartment caught on fire! It's out now but they said some of the rooms were badly damaged and Pit it burned! They think it was set on fire on purpose!" she shook her head, all the stuff they just bought was likely ruined and Pit might have scars.
"Let's go back now!" Marth stood up. Marth said goodbye to Roy and that he'd salvage all the stuff he could.
They all left in Marth car that he'd loaned Zelda for trips back and forth to the hospital. Once back at the apartment everyone was standing outside.
"Peach, is Pit okay?" Zelda immediately asked.
"Yes, it's minor. It's not even hospital worthy. Sadly the rooms are a different story….we can't get back in until the fire marshal gives the okay. So we don't know all the damage yet." Peach hugged herself and looked downwards.
"Didn't you say that it was vandalism?" Marth asked with a slight hint of what had occurred here.
"Yes, a man wearing a ski mask and all black threw a hand grenade into the living room window. It wasn't a powerful one, but it set the living room on fire and spread to the bedrooms. Pit was in the living room when it happened which is how we know that the perp looked like." She explained as she pointed to pit sitting on the patio chair.
"He was wearing all black and had a black ski mask on. He was about five foot nine or so and rather skinny. I didn't see any other part of him." Pit said as he buried his face into his palms.
"Are you gonna be okay Pit" Marth asked as he kneeled down next to him. Pit nodded with a small smile.
Sometime later the fire marshal said it was okay to go in and check things out. Marth was the first to go in. The living room still had a lingering smoke haze and the floor was absolutely soaked. He climbed over a table that had been burned to a crisp and made his way to the hallway. The hallway walls were scorched and warped and the hallway floor creaked with every step he took. His door has black burn marks on it, but it looked like it could be easily cleaned off. He opened the door and walked inside, mentally preparing himself for the worst. Much to his relief the room looked okay. The floor was melted in an area near the door, but all of their things were untouched. The only true damage was the fact that the fire fighters had sprayed the floor and bed.
"My room is okay!" he called out to behind him.
"Mine's not…" Zelda sighed. Marth walked over to her room and gasped. All of Zelda's school books on her bookshelf were a pile of ashes on the floor and her bed was a disaster. The wall separating her room and the bathroom had been devoured by the flames and Marth could see the inside of the bathroom from her doorway.
"Oh…I wonder if the school will compensate us for this…" she groaned.
"Oh no!" Peach yelped as she stood in her doorway. Her room was absolutely gone. Her bed, her floor, the walls and both dressers were nothing but black wood and ashes. She sunk to the floor crying.
"What are we gonna do now? School starts in a week!" Link balled his fists up and punched the wall, successfully knocking it down.
"I….didn't mean to do that…." He gasped and put his hands in his pockets.
A voice came from the doorway that caught everyone's attention.
"I see as though the assailant was captured. Very good, charge him. Also bring me my special student binder. I believe we have some homeless students on our hands." The voice said.
"Yes sir!" another voice said. Everyone in the burned dorm was now nervous and scared that they'd be kicked out of the school. Smash University didn't allow undergraduate students to attend the school if they did not live on campus. Zelda grabbed Link's hand harshly, preparing for the worst.
"Well then, I dearly apologize for the damage the criminal caused. We apprehended him and he will be tried before the court. All of you can stand trial in an attempt to sue him and collect property damage fees. In the time being you cannot stay in this dorm room, it is unstable and must be renovated. You will have to move out as soon as possible." Said the man with a large right hand as he walked into the living room. He squished his solid white shoes on the soggy carpet in disgust.
"Are we going to be able to still go to the school?" Zelda asked as she nearly broke Link's hand from squeezing too hard.
"What on Earth are you talking about young lady?" the man asked as he adjusted his glasses.
Marth spoke up, sensing Zelda's panic. "I think what she means is that Smash U's rules are that you cannot attend classes here if you do not live on campus. Since we can't live here and don't have the money to buy a new dorm room we'd be homeless. Even if we did have the money everything's full. I checked already." Marth explained as calmly as possible.
The other man from earlier that had run off to get the man with the large right hand's binder came back into the room and handed his master the black binder.
"I call nonsense on that!" he said roughly.
"What? Aren't we basically being thrown out now?" Ike blurted out thoughtlessly.
"No, no! Here at Smash U we take care of our precious students! We have the Smash Boarding House that has plenty of rooms for you to stay in! Now the boarding house is incredibly expensive and reserved for students who aced their exams so as you can imagine it has…a few extra rooms." He told the gawking group as he flipped through pages of his binder.
"B-but we don't have that kind of money! The only one fo us who aced our exam is Marth and he's dead broke now after buying all of his school supplies and paying for his whole dorm fee at once!" Zelda shouted.
"Not to fear ma'lady! I'm not going to charge any of you, and I'm dropping the exam requirement for you all. Since I'm not about to kick Princess Zelda and Princess Peach or even Prince Marth out of my school because some loon set their dorm on fire, I'm going to give you the new rooms for free!" he announced happily.
"Holy shit! Marth you're a prince?" Samus was taken off guard. Wasn't he poor as dirt?
"Y-yes…but I ran away from home when I was sixteen…My family wanted me to marry Princess Zelda, but I was gay and she wasn't interested. So we both ran away." He explained.
"Ahh, dethroned yourself did we princey-boy!" Snake chuckled and Marth puffed out his cheeks and glared at him.
"That makes me a prince too for your information!" Ike said proudly with his fist to his chest.
"Not anymore buddy! You clearly dethroned yourself too!" Snake was roaring in laughter at this point. Ike joined Marth is glaring at him.
"Ahem!" the man cleared his throat to get their attention again.
"I am Master Right Hand, you can call me Righty if you want. I am the founder of Smash University and I am incredibly happy to announce that you are free to stay here at Smash U and move into the boarding room. Right now!" he said as he extended his freakishly large right hand out to Zelda who anxiously shook it.
"Wow! Thank you so much!" she exclaimed as she began shaking with both of her hands to compensate for his large hand.
Marth, Zelda, Link, Peach, Pit, Samus and Snake all helped each other load their stuff into their cars and drove off to the other side of campus where Righty was waiting for them. Marth used Zelda's cell phone to call Roy and inform him of what was going on. Luckily Marth left the cell phone with Roy before he left.
"Phew! Marth your desk is heavy as fuck!" Ike grunted as he set the giant wooden structure on the pavement by their car.
"Yeah, it's from Ikea…it's heavy, clunky and only god knows what it's made of." Marth laughed.
Once they got all of the big and heavy stuff out of their cars, they could reach their smaller bags.
"I'm gonna take some fo my stuff inside now." Marth said as he walked off towards the large building.
'I wonder how many rooms are in this building. It seems like there's more than just college students here. I think there might actually be a classroom or two inside! It's so massive! I that a pool?' Marth though as he stopped dead in his tracks before he even got to the front porch. He shook it off thinking that it was probably a public pool that was open to students in a swimming class or something.
He opened the front door with the key that Righty gave him. The door popped open and he cautiously stepped inside, not sure of what to expect.
"WELCOME!" was the sound of over twenty people shouting in unison. Marth dropped his bags and jaw dropped. Lots of the people inside giggled and laughed at him.
"Wha…..what's going on here?" he asked nervously.
"Nothing, we're just saying welcome." Said a man that Marth could only describe as dressed live Evil Kenevil.
"Oh….well hello I'm Marth Lowell!" he chirped happily as he set a bag down to shake the man's hand.
"Hi there, I'm CAPTIAN FALCOOOOOOON!" he shouted suddenly and posed. His sudden outburst made Marth jump in surprise.
"Falcon! Stop doing that!" a girl with short pink hair yelled as she ran over to them.
"Hi, I'm Jugglypuff. People just call me Puff for short!" she shook Marth's still extended hand and shook it gently.
"More like Jiggly!" a male voice shouted from behind and made a whistling sound.
"Shut up Pikachu!" she hollered behind herself.
"Do you happen to know where my room is? It's supposed to be room number three." He said as he pointed to the number etched into his metal door room key. She nodded her head and lead him into the massive living room that was filled with well over twenty people and down a hallway. She stopped before a door labeled number three and pointed to it.
"It says on the name tag out here that you have a roommate names 'Roy'. Is he here with you? Do you already know him?" she asked.
"Yes I know him, but no he's not here. He's in the hospital." Marth stared curiously at the door.
"Oh my god! Is he okay?" she asked with her hands clasped over her mouth. She was clearly a very gently girl that couldn't stand watching people be in pain.
"Yes he'll be fine. Uhm….why are our names already on the door? We were only just now informed that we were going to be staying here." He asked as he examined the metal plaque that had 'Marth & Roy' engraved on it. "It's even engraved into metal, there's no way that took less than an hour to order and make!" he added.
"Oh don't' worry, it was put up by one of the staff. The metal work shop class from last year offered to make the plaques this year and they were already done with all of ours and had time to spare so they made yours in a jiffy!" she explained energetically as she pointed to the door next to them labeled 'Zelda & Link'.
"Wow!" was all Marth said before he finally opened his door. She waved goodbye and left him to set his stuff up. As he was opening his door he was unsure of the size of the room. He feared with so many people clearly living in the building that they made the rooms incredibly small to make room for everyone. This was proved very false as Marth opened the door all the way and dropped all of his stuff on the floor out of shock.
Oh there was plenty of room alright…..
"It's bloody massive!" Marth yelled out and he could hear the echoes and roaring laughter coming from the living room. Marth quickly set his bags on the floor inside the room right next to the door and closed it. He ran back outside and into the parking lot where everyone was still getting their things together.
"Woah, what's wrong Marth?" Samus asked as she saw the look plastered on Marth's face.
"It's absolutely massive! It's huge!" he exclaimed and stretched his arms out to the sides to emphasis the size.
"What's massive?" she asked.
"The living room, the rooms themselves, everything! Everything in there is massive! My bedroom is like four times bigger than the old dorm room I had!" he flailed his arms around.
"Well duurrrr, it costs more to live there. Do you think they slapped an insane price on a room that's the same size as a cheaper on?" Snaked snorted at Marth's reaction.
"Yeah, but you don't understand! There's like forty people living in there!" he slightly exaggerated.
"Seriously?" Link asked kind of worried at that point.
"Any hot babes?" Ike asked, clearly the first thing he'd think about when Marth mentioned mass amount of people.
"Well I'm gay so I can't judge that, but there are lots of pretty girls in there." Marth said as he grabbed a few more bags of his and Roy's stuff.
Everyone followed suit of Marth and got all of their stuff inside as quickly as possible. They only got to wave hello and exchange very few words as the other house mates helped them move their stuff in.
"Wow, Marth wasn't kidding! This place is ginormous!" Snake admitted.
"Yeah, when he said forty people, I almost thought he was seeing shit!" Ike agreed.
"Link! Since we're all moved in, why don't we go meet everyone?" she suggested and Link nodded.
"Hello everyone! I'm Zelda and this is my fiancé, Link!" she said cheerfully.
"Hi I'm Jigglypuff!" the pink haired girl waved ecstatically.
"Yo, I'm CAPTAIN FAAAL—OOF!" he was cut off by someone punching him in the guts.
"Hey there pretty thang, I'm Wolf."
After everyone introduced themselves to Zelda and Link they joined in on them chatting and talking about their old dorm's fire.
"Hah! I guess he's not going to be living here anymore!" someone chuckled loudly.
"Who? We're not even sure who did it!" Zelda said, was he psychic?
"Yeah, only he would throw a hand grenade into someone's dorm room. He's nuts!" Jigglypuff huffed unhappily.
"Who is he?" Snake asked as he walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa.
"He is Psycho Mantis!" Jigglypuff stated in a 'scary' voice.
"Oh god! That creep?" Snake face palmed, he should of seen this coming.
Everoyne giggled as Snake explained his relationship with the freak. After everyone was finished chatting Righty walked into the room and cleared his throat loudly.
"Could Marth and Ike Lowell, Zelda Hyrule, Link…..I can't pronounce that, Peach Mushroom, Pit…..no last name, Samus Aran and Snake Solid please join me in my office down the hall?" he called out.
The eight of them followed him into the solitude of his office where they could talk in private.
"The trial for Psycho Mantis is about to start, we like to rush these things to move passed them. If you wish to press personal charges you should attend this trial and sure him. It starts at five o'clock at the courthouse on main street. Oh and please enjoy the refunds of you old dorm rooms. You student account have been reimbursed." He said and dismissed them.
"Wow, we're being reimbursed and they're not going to charge us for this new swanky place! I guess they really like us here!" Ike shouted excitedly.
"Yeah, it's almost fishy…." Snake put his hand to his chin thoughtfully.
"Oh grow up, it's a college! Why would they try to do anything to nine innocent students?" Samus slapped Snake upside the head.
"Ow babe, watch it!" he hissed back. Samus rolled her eyes.
They all changed into formal clothing and made their way to the courthouse where they were allowed inside. They each took their turns bitching and ranting about their destroyed things and Pit cried for over fifteen minutes about his burnt leg.
"I was merely trying to-" the defendant tried to begin, but seom slick attorney cut him off.
"OBJECTION!" he shouted.
"Who in their right mind throws a grenade into a building full of innocent students?" the lawyer asked.
"I was trying to say, I was only-" he was cut off again.
"OBJECTION!"
"Please stop that ! I'm trying to defend myse-"
"OBJECTION!"
"SHUT UP!" Psycho Mantis leapt out of the stand and lunged at the lawyer who ran for his life screaming "OBJECTION!" over and over again.
"Oder in the court!" the judge yelled and slammed his gabble several times.
"Will the students of Smash University please rise from their seats. They all stood up.
"Do you all wish to press charges?" he asked.
"Yes." They all stated.
"I'll speak for my boyfriend who's belongings that were also destroyed. He is in the hospital, but I say yes on his behalf." Marth spoke.
"I'll accept that. Ten grand awarded to each student that lives inside dorm room #1146!" the judge slammed him gabble down one more time. "Case dismissed!" he said one final time.
The gang all gawked. Ten thousand dollars?
"Why are they giving us so much money?" Peach asked, not that she was upset though.
"That guy was always bloody rich! I'm surprised we didn't get more!" Snake said as he pulled out a cigarette. He quickly remembered that he was indoors and tucked it behind his ear. Samus snatched the tiny, cancer causing object and crushed it in her hand. "No!" she clearly commanded. "Bad Snake!"
They were each handed a check for ten thousand dollars and were sent back home.
"Oh wow, Marth do me a favor." Roy said to Marth over Zelda's cell phone.
"Yeah babe?" Marth replied as he was putting on his eye liner inside the car using the dash mirror.
"Buy a new cell phone!" Roy yelled half-jokingly ecstatic, half dead serious.
"Okay! I will! I'm also buying a few….other things!" Marth giggled.
After they hung up Marth gave Zelda back her phone and turned his car on.
"Are you going straight home?" she asked as she leaned inside his car window.
"No, I'm going to put this check in the bank, buy a new phone and possibly replace anything that smelt like smoke after the fire." He explained.
"Ohh! I'm going to buy a new hair dryer from that special store in the mall, a new purse, maybe some new dresses…and.." Marth's laughter make her stop ranting.
"Okay, what's so damn funny?" Zelda asked with her hands on her hips.
"You know, now that's you're marrying Link, can't you go back to your parents and be rethroned and be rich again and buy all this stuff with their money?" he said as he tried to stifle his giggles.
"Blegh! They'd disapprove of Link! He's a commoner and they wanted me to marry royalty! If I went back they'd make me marry some rich hoity-toity man!" she wrinkled her nose.
"Bah! I'm going to go buy a new cell phone now. I'll catch you later." He drove off down to the town's local Verizon store and bought the cell phone of his dreams. It was a touch screen that responded to voice commands. He snuggled the machine to his face and purred. Not that Marth was easily bought by such things, but he was in love none the less. The first thing he did was add Roy's and Zelda's numbers into his new phone and called Roy.
"Hey Roy! Calling you from my new phone, so add the number!" he said cheerfully.
"What phone did you get?" Roy asked.
"The one we were both ogling on the TV the night before we moved!" he said as he pulled into the mall's parking lot.
"Aww lucky! Buy me one with my money! Then drive you're cute ass over here and give it to me! I want a red and black one!" Roy pouted. Marth thought it sounded cute.
"Okay, I'll be over later tonight. I'm going to buy us a new bed. Our old one was completely soaked from the fire fighters. It kinda ruined it. I'm getting one with a better mattress too!" Marth said as he got out of the car and began walking into the mall.
"Okay, you go shopping. The doctors need to change my bandages now, Love you!" Roy then made some squishy kissing noises and Marth giggled before hanging up.
The first store that Marth walked into was Bed, Bath & Beyond. He bought his favorite brand of lotion and the matching perfume. Needless to say he smelt like a bushel of flowers when he walked out of the store. Then he went into the mattress and bedding store and ordered a king size with the most comfortable mattress they had. He wanted to curl up and fall asleep right there in the store. Sadly Marth wasn't able to fit a whole bed into his tiny, crappy car so he had it delivered to the dorm room. Next he went to a show store and bought a new pair of running shoes. His old ones were dirty and washing them did no good. A pair of women's boots on a high shelf caught his attention as he was about to leave the store.
They were thigh high heeled boots made of black leather. Clearly meant for hookers on the job, but Marth's eyes sparkled when he saw them. He took a stock box of them off the shelf in his size and tried them on. He had a hard time rolling his pants up to get them on, but when he did he about died he loved them so much.
"Clerk, how much are these?" he asked the man at the front desk seeing as there was no price tag on them.
"Those are no longer in production and they're from the famous Suzaque` gay men's clothing line. That version of the shoe is three hundred dollars." The snooty, and clearly gay, man at the counter said casually in a 'matter of fact' way.
"Oh my god!" Marth whined, looks like he wasn't buying them after all. He heart brokenly took them off and put them back in the box. As he was putting the box back on the shelf he whimpered.
"Listen, since you're so damn cute when you sniffle like that I'll let you use my employee discount, %25 off!" he said seductively. Marth's eyes popped out of his skull, he couldn't possibly pass that up!
"Deal!" he said overly happily and ran to the counter with the shoes. He bought them for $225 and sighed happily.
"Thank you so much! I don't feel as guilty now!" he thanked the clerk.
"Not a problem babe! Say, are you free this afternoon? Wanna get some coffee when I get off work?" he asked giving Marth a sly wink.
"Erm….I'm so sorry. I'm taken!" Marth then realized that he only gave him his discount to court Marth into bed.
"Oh damn! Another one taken! It's ok, there' plenty of fish in the sea I suppose." He sighed in defeat.
"if it's any compensation…if I wasn't already with another guy, I would of totally taken you up on that offer!" Marth smiled and left the store. The clerk was left with hearts in his eyes as he watched Marth's beautiful body prance out of the store exuberantly.
"Oh…soooo cute!" the clerk sighed dreamily again.
Marth walked around the store with a bright, beaming smile of victory.
'This school will give you have and hell. Well I guess today is both hell and heaven!' he thought as he practically skipped into the parking lot where he put his shoes, lotion and receipt for the mattress in the trunk. He went back into the mall and went into the clothing department.
Marth bought several pairs of skinny jeans, tons of cute shirts and even some Daisy Duke shorts. He knew Roy would like to see him in those. He moved on to the women's underwear department. Being gay and the uke, Marth did not wear boxers or briefs. He wore panties. He bought several pairs of panties and even a few thongs which he dare say were a bit too kinky.
Marth was about to check out, but at the very end of the clothing department was a line-up of summer mini skirt, pantyhose and garter belts on display on several female mannequins. Marth was so tempted that he grabbed a few pairs and tried them on. He wound up buying one skin tight black leather one, a blue filly one and several other in rainbow and other colors. He was so going to drive Roy wild!
He checked out and dropped everything off in his car again. He was about to leave, but some girl walking to their car and talking caught his attention.
"Who'd of thought that there was a sex store behind the Bed, Bath & Beyond? " one giggled.
Marth's interest increased.
"Yeah, the one I bought is like ten inches! I also got handcuffs!" the other said as she pulled out a box from her shopping bag.
Marth's eyebrows perked up.
"Yeah, I bought a whip! I'm gonna let Chase use it on me! Did you see all of their maid's outfits? If I were skinnier I'd totally buy one!" she said as she got inside her car. The two girls drove off and Marth instantly walked back into the mall and right behind the bath shop.
The first thing he saw when he walked in was a life sized cardboard cut-out of Edward Cullen from Twilight completely naked. Marth's eyes went wide, he wasn't sure why, but it scared him to no end. He walked passed the stand and to the costume aisle. There was an arrangement of sexy maid and nurse outfits that Marth was in awe about. He picked up a French maid outfit from a hanger on the shelf and drew it up to himself.
'I wonder if this would look good with hooker boots…' Marth thought. He was snapped out of his thoughts at the sound of a familiar voice.
"Link, want me to wear thiiiiis one?" Zelda asked in a sexy voice as she held up a naught nurse outfit up to her body.
"That's one hot, but I wanna see you in this!" Link exclaimed as he pulled out a hooker outfit and wiggled his eyesbrows.
"Ew! You pig!" she half joked, but was also half serious.
Marth wanted to run and hide. He started to walk out of the store without beign seen, but another voice prevented his escape.
"Oh hi Marth!" Peach yelled rather loudly from the entrance of the store. Marth wanted to die right there on the floor he'd sunk down to.
"Marth is here?" Zelda asked as she peeked her head around the corner.
"Well would you look at that!" Link snickered from behind Zelda.
"Okay laugh all you want! I came here out of sheer curiosity! I've never been inside of a sex store before!" he lied. Marth was here on a mission to find a kinky outfit, and had in truth been to several porno stores before with Roy.
"We're not laughing, Marth." Peach tried to cheer him up.
"Oh I am!" Link bellowed from behind the aisle. Marth sighed and stood up.
"Oh shut up Link! Marth's embarrassed enough!" Zelda slapped his chest with the back of her hand.
"Okay, I'm leaving now. I don't see anything I even like here!" Marth huffed and walked out of the store.
He walked nervously across the mall and stopped at the food court. After a quick bite to eat Marth was ready to leave….again. Peach caught up to him and tapped him on the shoulder as he was walking out of the mall.
"Sorry we scared you back there." She apologized.
"It's ok, I'm just easily skittish." He smiled back.
"Well me and Zelda are off, Link started bitching about Zelda not wanting to wear hooker clothes for him and stormed off after you left. So we're taking him home now to cool off. You're free to go back to the store if you want privacy." She giggled and skipped off as if Marth would just haul ass back to the store. Marth sighed, maybe that store was just an overall bad idea.
He passed by a candy store and his sweet tooth begged and pleaded him to at least take a look around. He obliged and walked inside. His eyes lit up brighter than when he saw the hooker boots. Chocolates, gummies and lollipops as far as he could see. He drooled inside his mouth a little and decided that he definatly had enough money for some candy.
$137 later he left the store shamelessly. Just like with the boots, he snuggled his loot. He was on his way out for the hundredth time that say when he passed by the sex store again. He paused, thought, grinned and walked inside.
He scanned the store and found no signs of his friends and declared it safe to go in. He walked back over to the costume section and picked out a sexy, skimpy pink nurse outfit complete with a hat. He also grabbed that black and white French maid outfit with a feather duster. He adjusted the bags of candy and the dressed all into one arm so he could pick up a pair of handcuffs.
'Why not? They're pretty inexpensive and I'm sure Roy would like it!' he though as he selected a pair of black fuzzy ones.
He moved on to the toy aisle where they had a wide variety of jelly dildos, to vibrators and even things Marth couldn't' even recognize. He laughed it off and walked away. A nagging thought in the back of his head pocked his common sense. He tried brushing it off, but it was persistant. He gave him and grabbed a pink vibrating one.
"10 INCHES OF SOLID COCK!" the box read. Marth's heart flip flopped and put it back on the shelf.
'NO! Get ahold of yourself!' he told himself. He glanced back up at it.
"10 DIFFERENT VIBRATION SETTINGS!" the other side of the box said. His eyes widened.
'Resist it's evil temptations!' he began coaching himself in his head.
"IT WIGGLES!"read the little label in the corner of the box. Marth gave in and grabbed it again. He hid it underneath the dresses, grabbed a few extra bottle of the lube him and Roy use and made a dash for the check out. Luckily the cashier was a female and Marth felt a thousand times more comfortable with a woman than a man when he bought a dildo. Not that he'd ever done so before.
He double bagged everything and left the store in a hurry. He put everything in his car and drove off. While driving down the highway he recomposed himself and relaxed. Marth spent a total of $1,527, not including the $3,000 bed. He decided that he was going to take half of the cost from Roy's money.
Once he got back to the apartment he quickly carried in his twenty something bags, most of them clothes. He got many strange looks as he carried in the double bagged black bag that red 'XOXO' on the side. Marth failed to realize that it had any print on it and blushed when someone laughed. His room was fairly unfurnished because he didn't have a bed yet. The bed wouldn't arrive for another hour he estimated. He unpacked everything he'd bought and put it all away. He hid the sex supplies in his nightstand so that Roy would find them. Both Roy's and Marth's nightstand had a lock on them. They both agreed that that was the one place they'd never sneak into. They needed at least one place for personal things that they didn't want the other to find. By the time he'd put everything away the delivery truck with the bed had arrived and Ike helped him set it up.
"There ya go!" Ike patted Marth's back.
"Yeah, maybe Roy won't push me off the edge now!" Marth sighed in relief. Roy was a kicker.
"Hey, your old bed sheets are for a double. You should get new ones." Ike commented as he picked up the white bed sheeting that was lying on the floor.
"Oh boy, something else I need to buy…." Marth groaned.
It was well after ten o'clock at night and Marth had no desire to go shopping again. He flopped down on his new bed that had no sheets on it and laid there for a good ten minutes before his cell phone started ringing.
"Hello?" Marth asked groggily, he was tired from his little nap.
"Marth, are you ever coming back tonight? I'm bored and lonely…" Roy pleaded, Marth could sense the desperation in his lover's voice.
"Oh I'm so sorry! I forgot! I fell asleep! I'll be right there!" Marth said as he leapt up and ran out of the boarding house. He got in his car and made his way to the hospital. He decided to stop at a Krispy Kreme's and buy a dozen of glazed donuts. He swore these things were made with cocaine or something, they were so damn delicious he ate two on the way to the hospital. Once at the hospital Roy attacked the donuts happily.
"Glad to see you've still got an appitite babe!" Marth was glad to see Roy feeling better.
"I can't wait to get the fuck out of here!" Roy let out a long aggravates sigh.
"I can't imagine staying in a bed for a week straight like you are. I can only give you sympathy…." Marth said as he rested his chin on the safety bars.
"Kidnap me!" Roy pleaded as he clenched his fists.
"I don't want you to get an infection though!" Marth frowned.
"Ugh! It couldn't possibly be worse than being stuck here for a whole freaking week!" Roy laid back down and closed his eyes. He hated being here. They were silent for a few moments.
"When are you going to tell me what happened?" Roy finally asked without opening his eyes.
"I guess I should tell you now…" Marth feared for the worst. What if Roy tried to pin it all on Xellos?
"Please do." Roy said as he sat up again to pay attention.
"Well…..you got drunk with me and Xe-…..with me and you passed out. So I dragged you back to our bed where you woke up and came onto me. You were being really aggressive and I….I panicked. I smashed the lamp over your head…..I'm so sorry….I wouldn't of done it if I knew it'd of hurt you this badly!" Marth said as the tears welled up in his eyes.
"H-how aggressive was I?" Roy asked, slightly taken back. Did he really come on so strong that Marth would attack him with a lamp?
"You were…..ra-…really insistent. You had me pinned down and wouldn't let me go." Marth pulled his knees up to his chest, looped his arms around his legs and buried his face in his knees.
"I'm the one who should be sorry. Don't feel bad about anything. I'd rather be here for a week than hurt you." Roy tried to lean over the safety railing, but Marth was too far away for him to fully hug.
Fear pounded through Marth's body, the truth wanted to come out, but he didn't want Roy to feel any pain. He held it inside and leaned closer to hug Roy back.
"Sir, visitations are over. It's midnight." The aid nurse said and Marth was forced to leave.
Marth gave Roy a rather affectionate and passionate kiss and left the hospital. He drove off and remembered that he didn't have bed sheets yet. He sighed, the day was weighing down on him. First finding out Roy had a severe brain operation, the dorm fire, the courthouse, the shopping in a porn store with Zelda and Peach, spending hours with Roy in the hospital and now having to go to Wal-Mart because it was the only store open at that hour. It was all weighing down on him badly. He needed sleep badly.
Once inside the store he went straight to the bedding department and picked out a white set of sheets and a new comforter blanket. He left the store in a daze and drove off down the highway. He was almost back to the dorm when he closed his eyes because they hurt and he ran a stop sign. With just his luck a police officer pulled him over. He sighed and let his face fall into the steering wheel and cursed at himself. The officer gave him a $50 violation fine and Marth kept his eyes open rather wide for the rest of the drive home. He pulled in and lugged the bag inside. He trudged into his room and put the sheets on. He stripped himself naked and fell asleep on the bed, completely shutting the rest of the world out.
LK: Mmm, another long one! Kind of boring, but yeah….it's about Marth and what he does all day. Get used to it! The next chapter will be about what Marth does during the last six days that Roy is in the hospital. They won't be nearly as boring though! Also I did very little spell checking on this….if you see a mistake, shoot me with a crossbow…