Kyle, Stan and Cartman were at the bus stop, waiting in their old fashion. They noticed Doug coming over. Stan and Kyle, suspected that he was still pissed about what happened yesterday.

"Hey, Cartman, here comes Doug. Don't piss him off ok? " Stan said, genuinely worried that Doug would break his friend's head if he kept making fun of him.

"Yeah dude. Stan's right. This kid looks a little bit out of his mind."

"Pft...c'mon dudes. I say what I want to that pussy. I can't believe you believe in his bullshit. Don't worry, he'll be crawling back." Cartman said, just as Doug came up.

"Hey guys..." Doug said calmly. "Listen, Cartman... I think I got angry a little fast yesterday. Maybe I should've been more patient. I'm really sorry dude ok? I didn't mean the things I said against your mother...but you know that right?" Cartman looked at him, put out his hand and smiled as a brother would smile to another brother just after a silly fight. They shook hands and evrything seemed like it was going to okay.

"See guys? I told this pussy would come crawling back. He's just sucking my balls so he can hang out with us, just like his dad probably sucks balls so he can have some drinks." Cartman said. Doug jumped on him (not in that way you pervs) and started punching him in the face.

"You. Fucking. Piece. Of. Shit. I. Will. Fucking. Kill. You." Stan and Kyle had the right reflexes to get Doug off of him. Cartman, painfully, sat up. He sat there for a second, looked at his two friends and started crying.

"Oh my god, he beat up Cartman!" "You bastard." Stan and Kyle said (in a not unusual way might I add) Kyle thought for a second. 'Wait a second. What am I saying? I hate Cartman.'

"Good going there Doug." Kyle said, changing completely attitude. Cartman got up and started running away. All three looked at him running. Doug felt like he should've said something.

"Fuck him. I'm glad of what I did." The two other kids looked at him, almost frightened. As if on cue, Kenny appeared.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" He asked. Stan was the one to answer.

"Dude. Doug beat up Cartman. He ran home crying." Kenny was shocked.

"WHAT?"

"I know dude. His face was all bloodied too." Kenny was more shocked.

"WHAT?" He looked at Doug, who felt a little ashamed all of a sudden. "DUDE! That's awesome." Doug looked at him.

"I know dude, that's what I said." Kyle added. As if on cue, again, the bus arrived. They all got on, still talking about what happened.

The day went on without anything paticular. Cartman didn't come to school in the morning, however he did show up. He didn't say much to anyone, but he did say to Doug that he told his mom who was going to see Doug's dad. He also had a few band-aids around his face. When they got out of school, Cartman was giving a murderous look at Doug.

"Oh Jesus, Cartman. Are you still angry about what happened this morning?" Doug asked.

"Yes I am you fucker." Cartman snapped.

"Ok, ok, I'm sorry. I may have let my emotions got the better of me. But you have to admit you provocked me."

"God! You 'let you emotions get the better of you?' Are you kidding?"

"Ok, ok, you know what? I'll make it up to you. Let's go to my house, I'll get my BB gun, and you'll be the first one to shoot it." Stan, Kyle and Kenny stopped dead in their tracks. He had a BB gun?

"I don't care about your..." Cartman started, but Stan and Kyle stopped him.

"Shut uuuup."

"Come on Doug, let's go to your house." Kenny said, already heading there. They got to his house and Doug told his friends to wait outside while he went to get it.

"Wait here guys." He went in and looked for his gun. Then he noticed that his dad wasn't there. "Um...dad?" He yelled. He started heading towards his dad's room. He opened the door and... he just got shocked. He saw his dad in a bed with a woman... and they were... yeah. "Oh my god! Dad! What the hell?" His dad pulled his head out from the covers and looked at him.

"Oh, hey son..." He said rather casually.

"Good god dad."

"Listen Doug, I've been talking to Mrs. Cartman and..." Wait what? Doug thought. "...apparently you beat up her son. You know that's not good right?"

"Yeah, dad who's the woman?" Doug said hastily.

"Um...well it's..." She pulled her head out from the covers too. "...it's Mrs. Cartman." He smiled. Doug was dumb-struck. "Now...um...son listen..."

"NO!" Doug yelled. "NO! No! No. Dad. Dad! DAD! NO! NO!" He paused. He didn't know what else to say. "NO!" He ran to his room, got his BB gun and ran ouside. The others were waiting for him.

"Hey dude, what happened? We heard screaming and..." Doug cut him off.

"DO NOT ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE! DON'T EVER ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE!" Cartman giggled. He was happy that he saw Doug in this state. He didn't even care what he saw.

Sorry for the wait. I don't have internet right now so... Im actually writing on my brothers laptop... (Which for SOME REASON works but the other computer OF COURSE doesn't...forget it...)

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