The Doomed Dorm

by Bolmung LK

FF#2 Marth and Roy are going to college for the first time together, but old friends and enemies await them in their dorm room! A creeper with a crush on Marth and Marth's older brother Ike who rejects him because he's gay. MarthXRoy and slight MarthXOC.

4. Chapter 4

LK: Wow, I've been writing long ass chapters recently! 11k and 10k ones! FYI, reviews make me write faster! Especially if they include commentary on Xellos! :V

Also I just realized that in the last chapter I forgot to mention that there layout for the Smash Boarding House is on my profile. It's one of the first things you'll see on there. All of the links labeled SSBB – The Doomed Dorm – Blah Blah Blah are of this fanfic.

Countdown to school starts: 6 Days

Marth awoke to the most annoying sound ever. An alarm clock…

He intentionally set his alarm to noon so that he could sleep in, but not too late. He groggily got up and looked around at his new room. It was too plain and boring for his tastes, it needed some pizazz! He stood up and was shocked to find himself naked, he didn't normally sleep naked unless he'd had sex with Roy the night before. He then remembered that he took his clothes off to not get the bed dirty, but was far too tired for a shower. So he put some pajamas on and grabbed his bathing supplies. He walked out of his room and down the hallway. He stopped at the end of the hallway and stared at the wall for a second. He then realized that he had no idea where the bathroom was and walked into the living room.

"I'm new…where's the bathroom? Or at least somewhere where there's a shower?" he asked.

"Look behind you." Said Jigglypuff as she pointed to the door directly behind Marth.

"Oh, thanks!" he said before stepping inside. It was an ordinary bathroom; if it were supposed to be located inside a mansion. It was huge, just like everything else in the boarding house. He took his time in the shower and took a bath this time since the tub was a nice size. He relaxed and stretched the previous day's events away. He scrubbed his body and washed his hair. After he was all nice and clean he put on the new clothes that he'd bought yesterday. It was a light blue t-shirt and a pair of skinny jeans. He left the bathroom and went back to his room where he threw his dirty clothes into a pile in the corner of the room.

He looked at the disgusting pile and frowned in disapprovment. He needed a dirty clothes hamper.

He put on his new running shoes and exited the building and got into his car. He drove off to Wal-Mart again and picked up a dirty clothes hamper and some food for the dorm. He was sure to keep an ample supply of Oreos hidden in his nightstand! He grabbed three boxes of Oreos and some cheese doodles and left the store. He put the purchased items in his trunk and unlocked his car door. He looked to the side of Wal-Mart to see a Best Buy store and stood there in thought for a moment.

One thought was running through his mind.

'We need a TV.'

Just as he thought that he spotted an advertisement poster on the front of the building that said "TVs 50% OFF!". How could he resist? Big bold words lured Marth in like dogs to the smell of bacon!

He entered the electronic store and wet met with an overly insistent sales associate.

"Can I help you find anything?" he asked quickly.

"Uhm, not really, but thanks." Marth dismissed him, he sensed that the man would drive him nuts if he asked him for help.

He located the TVs all on his own and picked out a 50" flat screen. He wondered if it'd even fit in the back of his car seats. He read the tag in the price tag area. "FREE DVD Player with purchase!" Marth was sold on it and he was positive that Roy would like it as well. He paid $1,500 for the TV and as promised received a free DVD player with it.

'God I can't believe this TV was originally $3,000!' He thought as the employees tried to help his load it into the back seat of his car. It just barely fit in. He stuck the DVD player in his trunk and drove off. Then another thought hit him.

'Great….It's a flat screen and I have nothing to set it on. Looks like I'll be hitting up a furniture store now.' He though as he pulled into a random furniture store that he didn't recognize the name of.

He bought a new dresser and a TV entertainment center for the TV. The dresser was for all of his new clothes he'd bought. He would still have a hard time fitting them all in there sadly. The entertainment center and dresser had to be delivered to Marth's dorm directly and the delivery truck followed Marth there.

Once everything was set up in his room he finally felt comfortable. He only had around $5,000 left and didn't intend to spend it on anything else except living expenses like food, gas and maybe a date or two with Roy. He changed into something more comfortable and walked out into the living room where just about everyone in the building was running around doing only god knows what.

"Oh hey Marth! Help us set up!" Zelda said as she waved him over to the couch. She was surrounded by balloons, confetti and other party supplies.

"What're you setting up?" Marth asked, even though the answer was pretty clear.

"A party!" Jigglypuff shouted excitedly.

"I see that, but what for?" he asked again as he sat down and started helping blow up some balloons.

"The Ice Breaker Party! It's a Smash U Boarding House tradition! Every year we hold a party and break the ice between the seniors and undergraduates of the house. You guys are the fresh meat around here and everyone's dying to meet you!" the pink haired girl said ecstatically as she tied a knot in a balloon.

"Oh cool! When does it start?" he asked. It was still fairly early in the day, around two P.M.

"It starts at seven and doesn't end until we all pass out!" she cheered.

"Sounds fun!" Marth said as he finished his first balloon. He wished Roy could be here for the party.

"What's wrong? You look sad." Zelda asked as she put a hand up to his forehead.

"Just wishing Roy could be here." He mumbled as he picked up another balloon.

"Oh Marth! You have a fever!" she exclaimed worriedly.

"I do?" he put his own hand to his forehead. "I feel fine to me."

"Well duh, you hand if as hot as your forehead, therefore you wouldn't feel the difference silly." She giggled.

"I guess you have a point." He said with a soft chuckle. He was losing his mind.

Marth ignored the fever and dismissed it and continued helping the girls set up party decorations. He helped Peach and some of the other dorm residents cook the party food and even helped set up the tables on the deck.

"Wow, the pool is massive. I think everyone here could all fit into it at once!" he said in amazement.

"Yeah, last year was my first year here and I about shit my pants when Is aw it." Falcon said.

"So you're Captain Falcon right?" Marth asked as his blue eyes scanned the man's strange outfit.

"Yes, don't confuse me with that loser, Falco either!" he laughed.

"I can hear you…" the man with blue hair and a beak said. Marth blinked in surprise. He knew that there were people out there who resembled animals, but the guy a was a freaking bird!

"Can you fly?" Marth blurted out without thinking that it might be rude.

"For a short distance, I'm too interbred with humans to be capable for true flight. Makes me kind of sad sometimes. Then again I can talk! That's a plus!" he laughed as he lifted his wing like arms out to the sides.

"Hey boys! We're out of some things! Do one of you mind running to the store for us?" a girl with long brown hair and a yellow dress yelled out from the kitchen door that lead to the deck.

"Sure I will, what do you need?" Marth asked her. She handed him a premade shopping list and some money.

"Hey I'll do with you, I need to pick up something from the store." Said a guy that greatly resembled Link, but with black hair and red eyes.

"S-sure…" Marth stuttered, he was shocked at the resemblance. Once inside Marth's crappy car he introduced himself.

"Hi I'm Dark Link, people call me Dark for short." He smiled like a goof. Marth's eyes went wide.

"D-dark….Link….as in the Link with blonde hair, blue eyes and wears all green kind of Link?" Marth asked without introducing himself back.

"Uh….you must be joking…..didn't he tell you? I'm his evil twin, Dark! Yeah, yeah….we were both taken by the other parent when they got a divorce, but we did talk quite often. Dad took me because I looked more like him than I did mother." Dark laughed sadistically at the bluenette who was having a hard time driving and hyperventilating at the same time.

"T—twin…..twins…..twins….Oh god that buffoon has a fucking evil twin?" Marth stammered. Dark's maniac cackle increased. This was sure to be a funny car ride.

They chattered a little on the ride to the store. The only topics that came up were Link and Zelda. Marth, however, did finally introduce himself. Once at the store they walked in together, they exchanged cell phone numbers because they were going to go separate directions and didn't want to be left searching the entire store up and down for each other when it was time to leave.

'Wow….I'm going to give Link an earful for never telling me he had an evil fucking twin….' Marth mentally slapped Link across the face. He smiled at the sight. Even though Marth had only been reunited with Link for two days, he was pretty sure that Link was still the idiot box he was back in highschool.

Marth grabbed all of the food and party items that were on the list and called Dark back.

"Hey Dark, you almost done?" Marth asked as he made his way to check-out.

"Yep, I already checked out. I'm just looking in the electronics department…I'm ogling the posters for the new game for Wii that's coming out in a month. Ohh…I want it so bad!" Dark whined. Marth could sweer he heard moaning, but he wasn't positive…..

"Okay, you enjoy that…I'll be done in a few minutes, meet me out front." Marth said before he hung up.

Once Marth checked out, Dark and he got in the car and left. Dark was rather silent and Marth was curious.

"Why the long face?" he asked as casually as possible.

"Oh, it's just…you mentioned that Link was engaged to Princess Zelda…." He spoke slowly.

"Yeah, what of it?"

"I've always….had a sort of ….c-crush on her. I met her once at my brother's house during his sweet sixteen and she was so damn ho-why're you laughing?" Dark stopped his story to glare ate the now hysterical Marth.

"Oh my god! Since when do men have sweet sixteen birthday parties? That's for girls!" Marth couldn't control his laughter and nearly swerved his way out of the parking lot. Dark joined him in evil, insane and monstrous laughter.

"As gay as I am, I wouldn't dream of throwing myself a sweet sixteen!" he slowed his laughter to a giggle and regained control of his driving.

"You're gay?" Dark looked perplexed and a little scared if not shocked.

"Yes, sorry. I promise I won't rape you. I'm a friendly queer, not a rapist queer." Marth half laughed half sighed.

"It's okay, I'm not homophobic. Link is my brother after all." They began to laugh like loons once again. They laughed and joked about Link and his questionable sexuality and his love for wearing tights, even though Dark wore them too occasionally, but Link was obsessed! Once they got back to the dorm they carried everything inside and continued to help set up.

"Fox! This bowl of chips goes here!" Daisy yelled from the kitchen. Fox moved the bowl where told to.

"Captain Falcon, can you hang this up for me? I'm too short!" Jigglypuff felt the need to yell because she was so short and he was so tall, she wasn't sure her tiny voice would reach him from way up there.

"Dark, peel the potatoes for me!" Daisy yelled to Dark from the kitchen.

"What? Why me? I'm male, my hands are physically incapable of doing such things! Everyone knows that only female hands are capable of –Okay! I'll help! Just put the knife down Daisy!" Dark wailed form the floor in submission from the princess with a giant butcher knife.

"You're so useless Dark!" Jigglypuff pouted at Dark's sexist joke.

"Hey shut up! At least I'm not so short I can't reach the second shelf of the goddamn fridge!" Dark retorted.

"Oh she's not that short Dark! You're an ass wagon!" Daisy yelled as she raised the knife at Dark again.

"What did you call my friend you fat whore?" Ganon growled as he stood between the whimpering Dark Link and the scary princess.

"Bring it lardo!" Daisy tried to stab Ganon, but knew she'd be unsuccessful due to the armor he always wore. She stabbed away just to relieve anger and the possible off-chance that she might actually cause a scratch or two.

"Why're you two fighting?" Samus asked as she walked into the living room holding a piñata.

"Ganondorf and Dark are ass wagons!" Daisy shouted as she gave Ganon one final powerful thrust of her knife.

"Well you've got the ass wagon bit right, but that doesn't explain why you're arguing." She set the piñata down and snatched the knife from Daisy.

"What'd you say blondie? Oh I'm sorry, I forgot it's impolite to make fun of dumb blondes!" was the alst thing Ganondorf said before he was unconscious on the living room floor.

"No! Ganon! I'll make you pay for that you…you…incredibly hot, gorgeous babe!" Dark crawled over to Samus and hugged her leg. This was the last thing he did before lying on the living room floor unconscious as well.

"All of you! Get ahold of yourselves!" shouted another blonde wearing a long blue dress.

"How very good to see you my love!" said Captain Falcon as he dashed over to her and began flexing his arm muscles.

"Who're you?" Samus asked as she picked the piñata up again.

"I'm Princess Rosalina. I dislike all this violence and….ehm….are they dead?" she asked as she tapped Dark's shoulder with her foot. Dark let out a gurgling sound and she backed up a few steps.

"No, just dead to the world for a few hours." Samus smirked. Two more bite the dust.

"Well then, glad to meet you Samus! I think I'm going to like having you around!" Rosalina smiled.

"Why?" Samus asked perplexed.

"To shut those two up of course." Rosaline pointed her wand at Dark Link who was beginning to crawl away.

"I thought you just said you didn't like violence…."

"Oh, restraining someone and plastering duct tape across their face doesn't necessarily require violence. Just a strong woman!" Somehow Samus knew she'd become very close to the gentle, yet secretly dying to chop someone's head off, princess.

"I've only known you thirty seconds and I know I'm going to like you." Samus shook her hand and properly introduced herself.

"Attention everyone!" Daisy shouted from the kitchen using a megaphone. Everyone was indeed paying attention, including Dark who was halfway down the hallway.

"The party starts in a half hour….MOVE YOUR ASSES!" she screamed through the device. People jumped in surprise and covered their ears.

"Damnit Daisy!" Zelda hissed, she had incredibly sensitive ears.

"Holy dumb fuck! I'm deaf!" Dark yelled from the depths of the hallway.

"Someone take that damn thing from her!" Falco squawked.

Fox attempted to steal Daisy's megaphone, but only ended up with her beating him over the head with it before he retreated. Seeing Fox's failure everyone gave up on the megaphone and got back to work.

"Who the ass is making so much noise?" a man dressed in all purple came running into the living room from the hallway.

"Oh god, you woke the brat up…" Ganon rolled his eyes as he crawled his way to the couch.

"Shut up Ganon-dwarf!" the man yelled, his red eyes straining from lack of sleep.

"Vaati, go die in a fire!" Ganon retorted as he stumbled to his feet.

"I thought I knocked you out, lug head…" Samus grumbled as she crossed her arms.

"Okay, Barbie. You can go get fuc-Auugh!" Samus did a sideways kick and knocked Ganon back onto the couch. She wasn't sure if he was unconscious or not, but either way he wasn't moving anymore.

"No one calls me Barbie!" she seethed as she hovered ominously over his body.

Everyone backed away from Samus who was giving Ganon's lifeless body a murderous glare.

"Okay then…who're you?" Vaati asked, she was clearly no Barbie doll.

"I'm Samus. Call me Barbie or blondie and you'll meet the same fate as he." She pointed to Ganon.

"Very well then…..Now what's going on out here? Why do I see balloons, bowls of chips and confetti?" he asked as he tried to steal one of the chips from a bowl. Daisy ran over and pointed her megaphone in Vaati's face.

"THOSE ARE FOR THE PARTY! DON'T TOUCH THEM!"

Vaati could swear he went so deaf he saw stars. Out of instinct and natural reflexes he grabbed the megaphone from Daisy….or at least tried to. They played tug of war with the phone until a cough from the background interrupted them from their angry tango.

"Daisy, maybe it's best if you put the Brawl Horn away…..you're only supposed to use it during matches." Rosalina sighed, Daisy could be a bit much sometimes. She knows so because she's her roommate.

"Awww! It makes for a great party announcer though!" she whined.

"It makes for a good ear rape weapon!" Vaati retorted then successfully pulled the object out of her hands and rand through the kitchen with it.

"What're you doing?" Daisy screamed, her face turned a shade of white not previously known to appear on human faces.

"Throwing it in the pool!" he shouted back with a maniac cackle.

"No! As much as we fucking hate that thing it's a tradition!" Jigglypuff cried out as she chased after him. Vaati made it out to the deck before Jigglypuff grabbed him by the arm with both of her own arms and held on tight. He easily pushed her away and she stumbled backwards into a soft lawn chair. Daisy came flying from the kitchen and launched herself onto Vaati's back where she grabbed at the megaphone violently. Vaati stumbled around while trying to hold the phone as far away from Daisy's reach as possible. She grabbed a handful of his silver hair and pulled roughly, his head leaned back into he chest to create slack between her hand and his head to reduce the pain. Daisy's previously solid, ghost white face was now bright red.

"Eww! Vaati you pervert!" She cried out and used her other hand to grab one of his long ears and pulled harshly. Vaati let out a girlish scream of pain and fell forwards directly into the pool.

Daisy was the first to bring her head back up from the frigid water. "Oh my god!" she screeched as she swam back to the edge of the pool and climbed out. Vaati on the other hand appeared to be drowning.

"Oh no! Someone save him!" Jigglypuff screamed. Everyone who'd been watching the fight in uncontrollable laughter dove into the pool.

"Fuck Vaati! Save the damn Brawl Horn!" Daisy yelled from the edge of the pool. Captain Falcon was the one to actually drag the coughing Vaati out of the pool.

"Stand back everyone! I'm trained in mouth to mouth resuscitation!" he declared boldly and he heroically took off his helmet.

"No need, he's coughing, clearly breathing." Daisy said as she examined the poor, abused horn.

"Nonsense! He's clearly drowning in fluids built up in his lung! Fear not Vaati! I shall save you!"

Everyone watched in a mixture of horror, comedy and disgust as Captain Falcon's lip crashed onto Vaati and he began blowing. Vaati's eyes popped open and began struggling desperately. Falcon blew harder and harder until Vaati finally used his dark magic to blow Captain Falcon off of him. Falcon went flying backwards into the pool and Vaati sat up and began vomiting.

"Oh dear god! Somone get me some mouth wash!" Vaati scream hysterically. Jigglypuff, being the sweetheart that she was, ran back into her room with a clean cup and poured some of her mouthwash into the cup and brought it back to him. Vaati poured the whole thing into his mouth and swished it around for a long time.

Captain Falcon climbed out of the pool and stood beside Vaati.

"You can thank me anytime!" he said as he flexed his arm at the wind mage. Vaati ignored his and continues swishing the burning fluids around in his mouth.

"So….can't you swim?" Falcon asked as he kneeled down beside him. Vaati paused and looked up at him in disgust. His shaggy brown hair matched his giant bulbous nose perfectly, in a horrendous way. His eyes were lopsided and his grin was too cocky for Vaati's tastes. Literally, he needed to brush his teeth more often, his breath smelt bad during the mouth to mouth!

Vaati released all the fluids out of his mouth in a swift long squirt to Captain Falcon's face. Clearly not thankful for his 'rescue'. Captain Falcon stumbled backwards in pain as the mouthwash burned his eyes. He fell back into the pool for the third time in less than two minutes.

"OKAY EVERYONE BACK TO WORK! THE MEGAPHONE IS FINE AND WE HAVE A PARTY TO PREPARE FOR!" Daisy screamed as loud as possibly into the megaphone and everyone, except Captain Falcon and Vaati, ran back into the house. Vaati was once again deaf and Captain Falcon floated face down around the pool.

"Hey oaf…..get out, we have work to do." Vaati said irritated as he stood up. Captain Falcon remained motionless. Vaati shrugged and began to walk back inside the house. He stopped and turned around again. He huffed and put his hands on his hips.

'Guess I can't just let him die…' he thought as he walked over to the supply shelf and grabbed the leaf grabber with a net attached. He used the long pole to pull Falcon's body to the edge of the pool since he'd floating to the middle. He dropped the pole and grabbed Captain Falcon by the wrists and pulled him out and dragged him to the middle of the deck. He let go and stared at him for a minute; he wasn't breathing.

'There is no fucking way that I'm giving him mouth to mouth…..' he though as he grimaced at the ugly lug. He sighed agitatedly and put a foot to the man's chest and stomped harshly several times. Soon Captain Falcon was coughing and gurgling then breathing. His eyes opened and looked up at Vaati with his cocky grin.

"Yes, I can swim." Vaati said sternly. Even though Vaati could swim, he dislikes it.

"Did you know that you have the lips of a woman?" Falcon winked. Vaati frowned and his eyebrows arched.

"No, but did you know that you have the lips of an ape!" Vaati grit his teeth and smashed his foot into his face. Captain Falcon laid there in pain as Vaati stormed off back inside the house.

"Ew! You're getting the floor wet, damn brat!" Ganon hissed. Vaati flipped him off as he walked by him.

"Is Captain Falcon okay?" fox asked as he peeked out the door.

"Hopefully he's DEAD!" Vaati roared as he retreated back to his room to change clothes, blow dry is hair and scrub the inside of his mouth out.

Everyone else went back to cleaning, cooking and decorating. Marth helped Daisy, Rosalina, Zelda, Peach, Jigglypuff and Pichu bakes the cakes and pies. Ike and Snake taught the other guys of the house how to barbeque while Link taught them how to make his secret sauce.

Dark finally came back out to help after he'd stuffed his ears with cotton balls.

"What's up with the ear plugs dude?" Link asked as he gave his concoction a healthy squirt of a select brand of sauce.

"They were bleeding from Daisy's ear rape!" he hissed in pain as he touched them.

"You're so full of shit! No one's ear have ever bled from this beauty!" she snuggled the megaphone.

"Someone needs to burn that thing. Oh and they should burn you with it!" Dark bellowed at the princess.

"I'm sorry, we're back!" a woman's voice said as the front door opened. Everyone's attention was turned to the girl with short black hair, brown eyes, high heels and a red dress.

"Oh! Ms. Veltas! I'm so glad you're here!" Daisy cried out as she gave the woman a tackle hug.

"I can sense that you've been antagonizing people while the staff has been gone." The woman chuckled softly.

"No!" Daisy chirped in an innocent voice.

"She's lying!" Dark pointed at his with conviction.

"I see that!" Ms. Veltas laughed as she saw the Brawl Horn in Daisy's hands.

"Oh I was being nice about it!" Daisy whined.

"Just give it to me. You know that's only used for practice and fighting matches." The older woman said as she took the horn away from Daisy.

"Oh bloody finally!" Dark cried out as he dropped to his knees, raised his fists in the air and looked up at the ceiling tragically. Daisy glared as him.

"Okay, the party starts in less than ten minutes, why don't you all focus on last minute preparations rather than arguing all the time!" she suggested. Everyone nodded and got back to work and Ms. Veltas walked into her room at the very end of the second hallway.

(See the second picture link in my profile if you ever get confused about where who's room is where. It is labled "SSBB – The Doomed Dorm #2 – Dorm layout for chapter 3! With this map you can also find out who all lives in the dorms!)

They finished the preparations and all stood around chatting while waiting for the rest of the staff to arrive. Within minutes the entire staff walked in the front door carrying several boxes. Marth nearly had a heart attack when he saw the staff.

The staff consisted of Xellos, Suzaku, Mine, Sheik, Right & Righty's twin brother Lefty, Dr. Mario, Tabuu and Ms. Veltas whom Marth had figured out was Saiya; Xellos' sister.

"My god…..I knew you were a T.A., but I didn't know you were on staff!" Marth said to Xellos who only gave him a wave hello.

"Okay then, welcome undergraduates and those who are new to the Smash U Boarding House! This is the infamous Ice Breaker Party in which we all introduce ourselves then party our asses off!" Righty announced as he rose his large right hand into a pointed finger.

"We starts this off by everyone taking a seat in the living room and introduce ourselves going down the line. You should state your name, age, when you graduate, a secret you've been hiding and anything else you'd like. Keep it short, tasteful and nothing rude. The staff usually stars the event so we'll let my brother Lefty begin!."

(Skip down to the group of XxXxX to skip over the introductions if you do not want to read them They do, however, contain a lot of important info about the characters!)

The staff and students sat down in the living room and Lefty was the first to speak up.

"I'm Master Left Hand, vice principal at the school. You may call me Lefty, I am forty seven years old and I am not going for a degree, I graduated years ago. For my secret I'll tell you that the Smash Brother's Tournament's main prize isn't just a trophy this year! It's a year's free room & board along with free classes!" Lefty then pointed to his brother, signifying that it was his turn.

"I'm Master Right Hand, principal and founder of Smash University. I'm nicknamed Righty. I'm forty seven, already graduated and love Britney Spears' music!" Everyone's eyes went wide, unsure if he was joking or not.

"I'm Dr. Mario, I'm Mario's cousin and I graduated three years ago from Smash U! I'm thirty years old and my secret is that I sell hearts and pills that'll cure the common cold and any damage you may take from 'brawling' inside the house."

"I'm Tabuu and I graduated ten years ago from Smash U's fighting tournament. I'm fifty years old and my secret is my new technique for the tournament is my backwards slash. "

"I'm Ms. Veltas! You may call me Saiya, but hardly anyone does. I'm graduating at the end of this year! I'm twenty one years old and my secret is…..no I'm not married to Xellos! I'm sure that all of you who know that Xellos is gay already figured this out. I am in fact his twin sister!" she smiled as several studens' jaws dropped. Many did not know what Saiya was Xellos' sister.

"I'm Xellos Veltas, Saiya's brother. I'm twenty one and I graduate this year. My secret is…..me and Saiya are vampires. No we're not going to eat you, but you do all look delicious!" Everyone backed away in fear, no one was sure if he was joking or not. Saiya jabbed her elbow into Xellos' side roughly.

"He's joking! He won't eat you!" she hissed.

"O-okay then…..I'm Suzaku Kururugi. I'm twenty three and I graduated last year. My secret is that I'm a vampire too. Xellos bit me during gay sex." Xellos' looked shocked for a moment, then his expression went back to happy and oblivious. The students however began shaking in fear.

"I'm Mine Valentine, that's pronounces 'me-nay'! I'm twenty one and I'm graduating this year! My secret is that I run a sexy lingerie shop in the mall! I sell tons of sexy nurse and maid outfits! Talk to me after the party to get a coupon!" she winked and blew a kiss to the students who seemed to be relaxing again.

"I'm Impa. I'm forty two years old and I graduated from Smash U…..years ago. My secret is that I was Sheik and Zelda's nanny for several years."

"Okay! Now that staff introductions are over, let's start over here with Daisy who's been though the ropes many times!" Righty said as he pointed to Daisy.

"Hi I'm Daisy Mushroom, Peach's older sister! I'm twenty five and I graduate this year! Aww, don't be sad Dark!"

"Shut up whore!" Dark hissed.

"Love you too babe!" Daisy said sarcastically. "Anyways, my secret is…..I'm secretly in love with Dark!" she made a heart shape out of her hands and winked at Dark,

"R-really?" Dark's ears perked up in excitement.

"No." she said evilly. "My real secret is that I'm…dun dun dun! The princess of the Mushroom kingdom in England!" she stood up and bowed. Some gasped, some rolled their eyes.

"Hello everyone! I'm Princess Peach! I'm twenty and this if my first year in college so I don't graduate for five more years. My secret…..okay so I totally wasn't going to say anything to my friends until Valentine's day…but Pit proposed! I'm engaged!" she huggled Pit tightly. His wings flapped a little in joy; much like a dog wagging its tail. Everyone clapped and cheered at the two.

"I'm Pit and I'm nineteen. This is also my first year in college and I graduate with Peach in five years. She kinda blew my secret so I'll have to tell you a new one. I'm an angel, a real one!" he smiled goofily.

"Okay my turn! I'm Zelda Hyrule and I'm twenty. I'm a first year like my friends and I don't graduate for another five years. My secret is that I'm Princess of Hyrule in Japan!" Dark Link jumped over several people and dove to Zelda's feet, effectively startling her.

"Can I have your autograph, princess?" Dark begged as he held out a pen and piece of paper. Zelda hesitated but obliged and signed her name neatly. Dark hugged the piece of paper affectionately and moaned deeply. He stopped as everyone was staring at him. He quietly sat back down and everyone quickly ignored him.

"I'm Link! I'm twenty one and I'm also a first year that graduates in five years. My secret is….Zelda marry me!" he suddenly got down on one knee. Many clapped but Zelda face palmed.

"Aw look, she's rejected you already!" Dark cackled from the other end of the room.

"I'm not rejecting him. He proposed two months ago...we're already engaged you goof!" she laughed heartily.

"God, kill a guy for trying to get shock value. I have no secrets…." Link sat back down and crossed his arms.

"Surely you have some sort of nasty fetish or something you could share." Zelda poked his cheek cutely, she knew that Link had many fetishes.

"Well…Does being yelled at by fairies count? I love it when my friend Navi tell me to LISTEN!" he made a face of deep pleasure and Zelda's eyes widened in horror. This was a fetish she was unfamiliar with…..

"Well then Link….how nice…..Okay I'm Ike Lowell and I'm nineteen. I don't graduate for five years like the others and my only secret is that I used to be homophobic, but my little brother knocked a screw loose in my noggin and now I'm a little bi-curious." Ike nervously scratched the back of his head. Marth's eye brow arched. Everyone else gasped.

"Just to clarify….nothing happened between us…" Marth explained.

"I'm Samus Aran and I'm tweny four. I graduate in four years because I started college a little late, My only secret is that I was raised by aliens. Move along now…"

"I'm Snake Solid, I'm also Samus' boyfriend, but she doesn't like to admit that in public. I'm twenty four and I graduate with Sammy. My secret is that the dude who threw the grenade into our old dorm room was actually after me. That creep has been chasing me all around!"

"I'm Marth Lowell and I'm seventeen. I graduate in five years. Yes I started college early because I got my G.E.D. rather than finishing highschool. My secret is….I'd say I'm gay but most of you already know that. So uhm…oh yeah! I'm like Zelda! I'm a run away Prince because I was being forced into marriage. I was Prince of Altea city….but I prefer being a peasant." He laughed nervously, he didn't like being held on a pedestal.

"Hey Marth, why don't you introduce Roy for him?" Zelda suggested.

"Oh right! My boyfriend is in the hospital, but he'll be out soon so I'll introduce him for him! His name is Roy and he's eighteen. He graduates with me in five years and his secret is that he snores like a fucking truck!" Everyone burst out laughing at Marth's obnoxious reenactment of the horrendous sound.

"Hello everyone, I am Princess Rosalina. I'm twenty years old and I graduate in three years. Oh dear a secret….Does I'm still a virgin count?" she tilted her head in thought. Many of the male's whistled and cat called her, which she ignored completely.

"Hi everybody! I'm Jigglypuff! I'm sixteen and like Marth I got my G.E.D. early and I graduate in five years! My only secret that I really hide is that I'm allergic to sweat….so don't make me do exercise please!" she bowed.

"I'm Pikachu, and I'm seventeen. I graduate in five years and my secret is that Jigglypuff here has been my girlfriend for over twelve years! We're childhood sweethearts!" he grinned from ear to ear. Jigglypuff blushed madly.

"If you're her boyfriend and she's allergic to sweat, how do you two have se-"Link began to ask but Zelda slapped her hand over his mouth.

"Shut up!" she hissed.

"I'm Pichu, Pikachu's younger brother. I'm sixteen and I graduate in five years…I waited until now to reveal my secret once I heard about the Ice Breaker party….." he took a deep breath. "I'm gay!" he shouted and looked towards the floor.

"Called it!" Pikachu raised his hand with a smirk.

"It's okay Pichu, there are many gays here!" Jigglypuff said cheerfully. Pichu sighed in relief, he was glad to get that off his shoulders.

"Okay my turn! I'm Sonic, I'm eighteen and I graduate in four years. My secret is that yes, I do curl up in a ball when I sleep! Quit asking!" he shouted.

"I'm Tails, Sonic's alleged girlfriend. He won't admit he loves me, but I know he does! I'm eighteen and I graduate in four years. My secret is I'm a helicopter squirrel. Don't ask the definition of that, but it's true. Maybe out in the Smash Tournament you'll get to see it!" she waggled her tails against Sonic who didn't seem to mind or acknowledge anything she said.

"Yo! I'm Captain Falcon! I'm twenty two years old and I graduate in two years! My secret is that-"

"He's gay for Vaati, move on." Ganon blurted out.

"Actually I was gonna say-"

"Hi, I'm Ganondorf. I'm thirty two and finally decided to go to college, I graduate next year. My secret is that Vaati is my adoptive brother because his family didn't want a purple child. He smells like women's perfume."

"Hi, I'm Vaati. Ganon's an ass wagon." He sat there silent for about thirty seconds before Daisy's temper rose.

"No, you have to tell us about yourself!" Daisy shouted at him.

"Fine…I'm twenty years old, I graduate in five years. My only secret is that I'm NOT gay." He crossed his arms and stuck his nose up.

"Oh phew! That's relieving! All this time man!" Ganon joked and earned himself a harsh punch to the shoulder from Vaati.

"A real secret pelase!" Daisy demanded.

"Okay, fuck it! Fine! I wear women's underwear! Just go to the next fucking person!" he screeched and bore his fangs at her. Ganondorf tried to hide his uncontrollable laughter.

"H-hi…I'm….Kirby…I'm seventeen and I graduate in five years…My secret is…..I…I'm a vacuumed!" the boy with pink hair stuttered then hid his face in his hands out of shame.

"Does that mean you're good at blow jobs?" Ganon asked with a snicker.

"Heh, figured your mind would go there. I bet you want one from him!" Vaati giggled insanely. Ganon was about to lung at him by Vaati was far faster than he and swiftly moved to the other side of the room.

"N-no I don't give blow jobs! I can fly by sucking air in! I swear! See watch!" he said then sucked in a ton of air, swelled up like a balloon then began floating to the ceiling. Everyone watched in amazement as they saw a normal human male turn physically into a balloon and float away. He let all of his air out suddenly and launched himself into the kitchen.

"Yeah…..still working on it…" he coughed out from the kitchen floor.

"Okay then…I'm Ness, I'm seventeen and I graduate in five years. I found out I had a twin brother only two weeks ago! When we found each other we both came here to Smash U together as roommates!"

"Hi I'm Luke, Ness's twin! I'm seventeen and graduate in five years and my secret is that I knew all along, I was just too scared to confront him!"

"Hi I'm Link Jr. No I'm not Link or Dark link's son…I'm their little Brother. You can call me Toon, Young, Link or Junior. I don't care. I'm eighteen and I graduate in five years. My secret is that I'm starting college at the same time as my brothers! When Dark mentioned that Link had gone to America, I hopped plane with him and came here.

"Oh yeah Link, when the hell were you gonna tell me that you had an EVIL TWIN!" Marth shouted at Link.

"Never! He doesn't exist! Lalalalala!" Link covered his ears.

"Hi! I'm Dark Li-"

"It's not your damn turn!" Daisy yelled and Dark sunk back in his chair in defeat.

"It's my turn! I'm Sheik Hyrule, brother of Zelda. I'm twenty five and have already graduated, I'm a T.A. and help run the Smash Tournament. My secret was that I'm prince of Hyrule, but I don't think that counts anymore. So my new secret is that as straight and manly as I am….Xellos, I think you're fucking adorable! You're the only person I'd go gay for!" Sheik waved to him gleefully and Xellos returned the favor.

"Yo, I'm Fox. I'm twenty one and I graduate in three years. My secret is that I have a crush, a major crush, on one of the girls here!"

"I'm Falco, I'm twenty one and I graduate I in three years too. My secret is that I'm legally married to a chick I've only met once. I got drunk in Las Vegas and hooked up with some broad and got one of those quickie marriages. I'm in the process of getting a divorce."

"I'm Mario, I'm twenty and I graduate in four years. My secret is that I have been madly in love with one of the princesses here for years! Not gonna tell you which one though!"

"I'm Luigi! Twenty one and young; I graduate in four years and Daisy already knows my secret, but I'm madly in love with her! Marry me Daisy baby!"

"Shave the mustache and we'll talk!" she turned her head sideways and ignored him. Luigi hung his head dejectedly. "The mustache is part of the man you know!"

"I'm Yoshi! I'm nineteen and I graduate in four years. My secret is that I've never been in love, but I'm definitely looking!" he winked.

"Hey I'm Ash, some people call me Pokemon Trainer, but I really only respond to Ash. I'm eighteen and I graduate in five years. My secret is that I'm signed up for the Smash Tournament, but I'm having my friends fight for me. This was accepted due to the face that I call all the attacks and I'm pretty much just controlling a weapon."

"Hello! We're the Ice twins! We're seventeen and we graduate in five years! Our secret is that we don't do anything separate! Nothing!"

"Do you take shits together?" Ganon asked. The twins looked perplexed as if they didn't understand the question.

"Moving on!" Daisy hollered.

"I'm Meta Knight, you can call me Knight in shining armor or Meta. I'm twenty and I graduate in three years. My secret is that I'm an ex-convict. I used to break into houses and steal, but I've repented and am going to school now. Nothing to fear." Many of the girls did a swoon, he was so mysterious! He was tall, slender and wearing a cape and mask. He reminded them of a villain from some movie!

"I'm Wolf, I'm twenty three, I graduate in two years and my secret is Fox is my baby brother. He sucks his thumb at night still." He snickered.

"I'm Mr. Game and Watch. Call me….Mr. Smooth! I'm twenty two and I graduate in three years. My secret is that I'm an ex-prostitute. Apparently everyone in Las Vegan wants a tall…..well built…chocolate man at a…reasonable price!" he managed to make his way over to Daisy and put his hand under his chin as he spoke. Daisy wasn't sure why, but black men drove her wild. She purred at his touch, but he back off and sat back down. Daisy nearly fainted.

"I'm Wario! I'm twenty six and I graduate at the end of this semester! I'm Mario's older brother and I eat whole cloves of garlic! I should be safe from the vampire staf! Hah-ha!"

"I'm Waluigi! I'm twenty seven and I graduates three days ago! My secret is-"

"If you graduated, then why're you here?" Saiya asked as she pulled out the list of residents.

"I…..I work for computer maintenance…..Righty says I can still live here…."

"Oh, continue then!"

"My secret is I'm Luigi's older brother and Daisy is my girlfriend!"

"What? Daisy baby! Tell me it isn't so!"

"It's not true, he's full of horse shit and bananas." She sighed.

"What? A guy can't dream around here?"

"Next please!" Daisy demanded, trying to dodge the conversation.

"I'm Donkey Kong, I'm twenty four and I graduate in one year. My secret is that I absolutely love jazz! I'd play it all day if everyone wouldn't kill me! Would you all kill me if I did?"

"Yes!" everyone said in unison.

"I'm Diddy Kong, Donkey's little brother. I'm seventeen and I graduate in five years. My secret is I too have a crush on a girl in this room!"

"Hi I'm Krystal! No me and Fox aren't related! I'm nineteen and I graduate in five years. My secret is that I'm wild, crazy and ready for a guy to tame me!" she said with a kitty hiss at the end. She got several male ogles.

"I'm Dixie! I'm seventeen and I graduate in five years! My dirty little secret is that I use a fake I.D. to bar hop. Not to drink, but to pick up guys!" she made a V symbol with her fingers and smiled.

"I'm Mewtwo, I'm twenty and I graduate in four years. My secret is that I'm Psychic, if you want your palm read I can do it."

"I'm Lucario, I'm twenty one, I graduate in four years. My secret is that I broke off my engagement to an awesome girl to be able to move to America to go to college. Please don't make me regret it by being jerks to me!"

"I'm Pikmin, I'm eighteen and I graduate in five years. I don't' really keep secrets, but I'll just go ahead and tell you that I'm so damn high all the time, my flowers talk to me."

Everyone gave him and odd look and dismissed it.

"I'm King Dedede! All bow to me! Nyahahha! I'm twenty four and I graduate next year and my secret is I don't wear underwear! Ahah-ha!"

Everyone made sounds of disapproval and groaned in disgust.

"I'm Bowser! I'm twenty three and I graduate in a year. My secret is I rub Ganondorf's toothbrush in my dirty underwear every night."

"OH MY GOD! DO YOU REALLY?" Ganon screamed in horror.

"No, but I do dunk it in the toilet." Bowser laughed heartily. Ganon face palmed and Vaati let out a megalomaniac giggle.

Once everyone stopped laughing the room went dead silent while waiting for the next person to speak up.

"Are we done?" Righty asked.

"No, I've been counting. We're missing one." Saiya said as she flipped through the pages to see if anyone was skipped.

"Is….is it my tur-"

"Yes!" everyone said in unison.

"Hi I'm Dark Link and I'm twenty one! I graduate in five years and my secret is the only reason I'm here is to steal Zelda away from Link! One day…someday…she's gonan fall for me! She's going to want a taste fo the dark side! She'll crave death and decay! She'll come crawling in a Princess Leia slave outfit and beg me to…..yeah I'm in love with Zelda…." He paused when he realized that Zelda has fled the scene in humiliation.

"You're a dead bastard!" Link jump up and charged at Dark.

"Go! Kill him! Kick his puny ass!" Vaati cheered.

Dark took off running back to his room and stayed there. Link did a victory dance then brought Zelda back out and calmed her down.

XxXxX

"Okay! Someone go convince Dark to come back and we'll begin phase two of the Ice Breaker Party!" Saiya said as she pulled out an empty bottle.

Righty went to go get Dark while Saiya instructed everyone to move the furniture so that they could all sit in a perfect circle on the floor. Righty brought Dark back and they all got into position.

"So what's phase two for this year?" Daisy asked excitedly. It was different every year.

"Simple! It's a game we all played when we were younger! It's called spin the bottle!" Saiya chirped as she held up the empty glass coke cola bottle. Everyone's eyes went wide and got up and started to leave.

"HALT!" Saiya shouted with the megaphone she'd confiscated from Daisy.

"SIT DOWN! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!" Everyone say back down, but had no intention of playing the game at all.

"Now we will make it easier on you." Xellos began. "You get one chicken out and if the bottle lands on a relative the kiss only has to be on the cheek!" he explained. Everyone sighed in relief.

"However, if you use your chicken you have to spin again. If someone else spins and it lands on you, you cannot use your chicken."

The air thickened again by a little.

"Who wants to go first?" Xellos asked as he held up the bottle.

"I will!" Daisy raised her hand and snatched it from him. She spun it quickly and it stopped within seconds. It pointed at Donkey Kong and she looked thoughtful for a moment.

"Eh, come here Donkey!" she crawled on her hands and knees over to him and gave him an incredibly fast kiss.

Then it was Peach's turn. She prayed it landed on Pit, but realized the chances of that were incredibly low. The bottle landed on Vaati who blushed slightly. He liked a certain princess, but Peach wasn't exactly what came to mind. Peach frowned.

"It's okay Peach!" Pit patted her shoulder. "Go ahead it's just a game, besides…you heard his secret. He's gay!"

"I said I wore women's underwear, not that I was gay. Besides I was lying anyways." Vaati snarled.

Peach sighed, she was tired already. She stood up and walked over to the purple man and kissed him chastely on the lips and pranced back redder than a tomato. Vaati would of turned red, but he was already purple.

Next up was Pit's turn and he spun it extra hard, thinking that it'd increase his chances of getting Peach. Much to his dismay it did not land on peach. It landed on Samus.

"Oh boy…come here little man…" she sighed. She grabbed put and gave him the fastest kiss he'd ever gotten.

Zelda was next and she prayed with all her hearth that it didn't land of Dark. Much to her relief, it did not land on Dark, but the person it did land on didn't bring her much comfort either. It landed on Bowser.

"Pucker up princess!" Bowser licked his lips.

"PASS!" Zelda yelled quickly. Link laughed loudly as she respun the bottle and Bowser pouted. This time the bottle landed on Peach.

"Oh my!" Peach covered her mouth with her hands. The whole room was sent into an uproar.

"She already sued her chicken! She has to do it now!" Bowser shouted eagerly, he wanted to see the two princesses get hot and heavy.

Zelda smirked and leaned over Peach.

"Zelda….?" Peach whispered softly.

"Shh….it only lasts a second." Zelda whispered back huskily. She pushed Peach to the floor and straddled her. Link and Pit's noses started dripping blood.

Zelda leaned down and pressed her lips sensually to her best friend's. All the boys in the room whipped out their cameras and took pictures and even recorded it.

"This is so going on FaceBook tonight!" Vaati said was he stepped closer to get a better view.

Zelda pulled away and sat back in her spot and Peach sat back up.

"Well?" Zelda asked as she twirled a lock of her hair.

"I don't think I'm straight anymore!" Peach giggled. She wasn't serious, but she figured she might as well milk it for all its worth. Peach whispered to Pit hat she was joking and the room started to calm down.

It was now Link's turn and he spun it eagerly, hoping he got a female. It stopped on someone unexpected….Marth. Marth laughed in disbelief as Link sighed.

"At least I can imagine that you're female." He said as he walked over to Marth who was still laughing.

"Oh please use your chicken!" Marth pleaded while giggling.

"Nope, because if I do….I just have this weird feeling it'll land on a dude." Link denied Marth his freedom.

"I am a dude!" Marth stopped laughing.

"Right, and so is Peach. Don't you know that's why Zelda enjoyed it so much?" Link said sarcastically and planted his mouth right on Marth's. At first Link was going to just get it done and over with, but then a thought danced in his head. He pulled Marth in closer and tried to stick his tongue in his mouth. Marth clenched his mouth shut and pushed Link away. Link was left with his tongue flailing around as Marth exceed from him laughing while he wiped his mouth off.

"That's also going on FaceBook!" Dark exclaimed, Link didn't care though. Marth has been a great friend of his since Junior high.

Next up was an incredibly nervous Ike. He spun the bottle and looked away in fear. When it stopped spinning everyone gasped loudly.

"Oh god! Did it land on Xellos?" Ike cried out in fear.

"No." several people said and Ike turned around slightly relieved. It had landed on Saiya.

"Oh sweet, a hot chick!" Ike exclaimed.

"Just so you remember from out introductions I'm Xellos' sister." She informed him.

"I don't care! You're a hot chick!" he said as he walked over to her quickly.

"Very well then." She complied and they kissed quickly. Ike then sat back down with a goofy if not victorious grin.

It was Samus' turn and she was truly disliking this game. She spun and it landed on Captain Falcon.

"Oh yeah!" he ran over to her.

"No. Pass!" she then pun again and Falcon walked back in defeat. This time it landed on Mario.

"Well, it could be worse…" she gave in and walked over to the nervous man and gave him a quick kiss.

Next was Snake who was in disgust at his woman being kissed twice by two different men. His spin landed on Ganon and he immediately passed and spun again. This time it landed on Rosalina.

"Oh sweet! Not only is she female, but she's pretty hot too!" he cheered, finally thinking that the game wasn't so bad.

Rosalina sighed and gave him a kiss.

Next up was Marth who's spin landed on Pichu, who had just come out of the closet no less than ten minutes ago.

"Aww, come here Pichu!" Marth giggled. Pichu eagerly, but insanely bashfully ran over to Marth. Their lips touched gently at first, but then Marth pulled Pichu in closer and deepened the kiss. It was sweet and passionate and lasted nearly a full half minute.

The next few people to spin were rather uneventful because they were male to female kisses, but a few did stick out.

Both of Vaati's spins landed on Dark Link. The whole room was in an uproar as the two struggled to find the will power to kiss. After a grueling five minutes of bickering Link and Zelda pushed the two together. Once they two's lips touched something sparked inside them. They grabbed each other hastily and Link swore their clothes were going to start falling off. Vaati toppled Dark to the floor and when tongues got involved the room decided that they weren't going to stop anytime soon and to just move onto the last person to spin.

Xellos picked up the bottle and everyone in the room tensed up, except for Vaati and Dark who were in their own world at that point. He spun the bottle elegantly. Everyone clutched their lovers or friends in fear. Marth closed his eyes, knowing that god was going to make it land on him. He foresaw this.

Much to Marth's relief it did not. It landed on Ike. Xellos couldn't get a word out before Ike jumped up and ran out of the building screaming.

"NOOO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ike screamed like a twelve year old girl as he ran through the parking lot.

"Well I was going to say pass anyways, but that works too…." He giggled slightly. He spun the bottle again just as Marth predicted it landed on him. Marth was about to have a heart attack.

"Saiya, since I never said pass when Ike ran off can I still use mine?" Xellos asked.

"Wait, you don't want to kiss me?" Marth asked, completely surprised.

"Well you hate me don't you?" Xellos stated more than asked.

"Well I said that spur of the moment. If you wouldn't of hauled ass out of the apartment so damn fast I would've had time to apologize!" Marth grit his teeth.

"Well I would rather of moved than hung around for everyone to glare at me for an injury I didn't cause." Xellos said with an intense glare. His violet eyes peered into Marth's sapphire ones. The glare wasn't evil or full of hate and distrust, it was one of hurt almost.

"Well I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you. Okay?" Marth said as he leaned back, clearly rejected.

"Pass still." Xellos said as he respun the bottle.

"No." Saiya caught Xellos' hand and took the bottle from him. He gave her a confused look.

"What?" he asked with a furrowed brow.

"You said that you would have of used your pass had Ike not of run off anyways, so you technically used it already. You have to kiss Marth." She grinned wickedly.

"Well can't I go back on my call and kiss Ike instead?" he asked as sighed.

"Well that's against the rules and besides….I think Ike is loooooong gone by now." She pointed at the open door. Xellos sweatdropped, Marth is was…

"Okay, Marth. Let's get this over wi-" Xellos was cut off by the pressure of Marth's lips on top of his own.

Everyone in the room turned their cameras back on. This was the first time in the three years Xellos had been on campus that he kissed a student; hence making it a first for Smash U history.

Xellos wrapped an arm around Marth's lower back and pulled him in closer. Marth was surprisingly the one to use his tongue first. He licked Xellos' lower lip in permission and Xellos opened up. Their tongues danced together as Marth wrapped his arms around Xellos' neck. Camera lights flashed and the students made whooping and cheering noises; this only egged Xellos on. He flipped Marth over so that he was on top, Marth didn't complain. Things between Marth and Xellos were heating up when a loud sudden sound broke them apart.

Daisy had turned the karaoke machine on and the first song that popped up was Ke$sha's "Your Love Is My Drug". That signaled that the Ice Breaking events were over and the real party was beginning. Saiya picked Xellos up off of Marth and dragged him across the room. He waved goodbye to Marth and Marth was helped back to his feet by Zelda.

"Smooth, Roy is going to be pissed." She said. She wasn't disappointed in Marth, just shocked.

"I really don't care right now. I mean….it was just spin the bottle and I had no choice. Besides, it's a party, I want to relax and be free from Roy's grasp for one night. Is that too much to ask for?" Marth huffed. Xellos did relieve some stress, but Zelda was putting it back on by mentioning Roy.

"Plus, you kissed Peach!" he pointed a finger at her accusingly in a joking manner.

"Yes, but she's a girl." Zelda pointed out.

"You heard Link! She's got a secret penis!" Marth gasped out and Zelda giggled.

"Well you go ogle Peach's secret penis while I go join her and Daisy in karaoke!" Zelda dashed off to the front of the TV.

Daisy danced around sexily in her Daisy Dukes' shorts and belly shirt. Her yellow heals only added to her movements as she attracted many of the boys' attention. Peach had changed into a pink tube top, tiny pink shorts and cute pink high heels before the events and Zelda was wearing skinny jeans, high heels and white fashion top. Needless to say the trio got a lot of cat calls and whistles. Soon Rosalina wearing a white miniskirt, tube top and flip flops joined them. The song then changed to "Evacuate The Dance Floor" by Cascada. Samus reluctantly joined them, she wasn't a dancer, but Zelda insisted and dragged her up to the other girls. Snake wasn't at all displeased with the way Samus had started falling into place with the other girls and ogled her from the wall that he was leaning on.

"Marth join us!" Zelda yelled out to Marth who was just sitting there watching only mildly interested.

"I would, but I'm not dressed like a slut." He frowned.

"We can change that!" Daisy shouted.

"You girls keep dancing and singing, I'm gonna go fix Marth up!" Daisy called out.

"Hey! Fix Samus up too! She's wearing army clothes for fucks sake!" Zelda yelled as she practically threw Samus into Daisy's arms.

"Will do!" she shouted and grabbed Samus and Marth by the hands and dragged them off to the depths of her room.

"N-no!" Samus tried to escape, but Daisy had an iron grip and pulled her away.

Once inside Daisy's room Daisy gave Samus an outfit to try on while she rummaged around her's and Rosalina's clothes for something for Marth.

"You know….I bought some sexy clothes yesterday I could use." He said as he pointed to the direction he thought his room was in. He wasn't sure.

"Oh! Okay, go put them on and come back here and I'll do your hair and make-up!" she chirped and Marth agreed.

Marht left and Samus walked out in the outfit Daisy gave her.

"Ohhh! Nice! You have a nice chest, you need to flaunt it more often!" Daisy said.

Samus was wearing a white halter top that stopped an inch or two before it met her jeans that were skin tight.

"Got any shoes?" Samus asked as she stood there barefoot.

"Yes!" Daisy handed her a pair of knee high white Go-Go boots. Samus put them on over her jeans and inspected herself in the mirror.

"The ponytail has to go!" Daisy ripped the rubber band out of Samus' hair and tossed it away in disgust.

She brushed the much taller woman's hair out and began styling with a hot iron and a bottle of hair spray. When she was done Samus looked like a movie star. Her hair puffed out and waved in certain areas.

"Make-up!" Daisy exclaimed as she pulled out a giant bag stuffed to the brim with tubes of lipstick, compact mirrors and pallets of eye shadow. She applied black eye line, white and grey eye shadow, creame colored powder to smooth out her face, a touch of link blush and clear lip gloss. She figured Samus didn't like too many colors. Samus looked herself up and down in the mirror.

"Damn! I didn't know I was hot!" she said as she did a silly model pose and pouted her lips out. Daisy giggled, Samus had much to learn about being girly.

Marth rummaged through his dresser and pulled out that pair of skin tight leather Daisy Duke shorts, the black belly shirt, black thigh high pantyhose with garters and put them on. He pulled out his beloved Suzaque` black leather thigh high hooker boots and put them on. He then made his way back to Daisy's room and knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Daisy called out just as she finished inspecting Samus. Marth opened the door and Daisy's and Samus' jaws dropped. We he female?

"Besides being totally flat chested, you look just like a girl!" Samus yelled in slight disturbance. She didn't really know any other gays and wasn't sure what to expect. She'd only known Marth for a couple days.

Daisy whipped out the bag of make-up and applied black eye liner, black eye shadow, clear lip gloss, and some blush & powder. She didn't want to put a colored lipstick on him because then he'd look goth-black instead of sexy-black. She left the front of his hair alone and spiked the back of it up to make a dyke spike. She then handed him and pair of fingerless elbow length black gloves with laces on them. He put them on and examined them thoughtfully.

"I wish your nose was pierced!" she sighed as he looked himself up and down. This party was clearly going to require a nine hour shower.

"Really? I once considered getting my bellybutton pierced." He said as he poked his exposed navel.

"Well let's go party!" she exclaimed energetically and dragged them out of the room and back into the living room.

"Attention people! I present to you…the new and improved Samus!" she yelled as she pushed Samus out into the living room and hid Marth behind herself. Snake's jaw hit the floor as Samus did a catwalk over to Zelda, Peach and Rosalina. Snake made a dive for her and immediately began dancing with her from behind. He put his hands on her hips and they grinded their hips together.

"Now! Prince Marth!" she yelled out then shoved Marth into the living room as well. All of Marth's friends form the old dorm clapped at the hookerish Marth. Link did a fake whistle and Zelda pulled his attention back to her.

Marth's first reaction was to find Xellos, but he was nowhere in sight. He frowned slightly and made his way over to Zelda. Half of him wished Roy was there so he wasn't all alone all dolled up for nothing. The other half was glad to be free for a change. He spotted Suzaku that was talking to a student in the corner and approached him.

"Hey Suzaku, do you know where Xellos is?" he asked non chalantly. He got the feeling Suzaku really did not like him.

"Er….him and Saiya are in the room getting dressed. If you're wanting to just chill with Xellos for the party you're sadly mistaken." Suzaku informed him in a matter of fact voice.

"What? Why?" Marth was tempted to get angry, but remained calm.

"He's playing bartender tonight and you're a minor." He stated as he took a sip of what Marth rpesumed was alcohol.

"Well I don't think that'll be a problem. Him and me polished off a bottle of Pinot noir the other night." Marth said slyly as he walked away to find Xellos' room. He finally located it right next to his own. He should of figured so. He knocked on the door and waited for a reply.

"Come in!" Saiya yelled and Marth walked in.

"Who're-oh my god! Marth?" she giggled at the sight of his hair.

"Yeah, I was wondering where Xellos is. I wanted to talk to him for a bit." He said as he examined the massive room. There were wall dividers separating each of the roommate's persona spaces. Xellos' was clearly at the far end of the room pressed up against the same wall that Marth's was. He chuckled softly, it must be fate. Maybe Xellos' wall-strangle would come in handy again!

"Uhh…he's in the bathroom getting ready, I'll go tell him you're here!" she said nervously and vanished into the room's personal bathroom. The staff got their own bathroom, how lucky for them.

"Xellos! Marth is here! What do you want me to do?" she whispered harshly to the half naked Xellos.

"Uhh…what?" Xellos looked baffled.

"Marth! Marth is in here looking for you!" she said as she pointed out the door.

"Tell him I'll be out in two minutes." He whispered back and got dressed faster.

"He said it'll be two minutes!" she said as she walked back over to him. Marth nodded and he spent he time just looking around curiously. He walked over into Xellos' area and sat on the bed. It was very soft and comfortable. The sheets were black and the pillows and blankets were dark purple. He glanced at Xellos' laptop that had been left open and on and wiggled the touchpad mouse to turn the screen back on. He half expected gay porn to pop up, but much to his surprise it wasn't. It was actually his email. Marth glaced behind him and Saiya was nowhere to be seen. He grinned evilly and began reading it.

'Dear Xellos Veltas,

Your new designs have been accepted and we are anticipating your Summer debut of the new line! We at the studio are dying to see what you will bring to us this time! We are ready to begin shooting as soon as possible! We know you already said that you would be incapable of travelling to our studio in New York until next year, but we eagerly anticipate you-'

"Having fun?" came a voice from behind. Marth's head spun around in surprise.

"I'm so sorry! I was just curious!" Marth apologized. Xellos laughed softly at him.

"It's okay, it's nothing incriminating." He said as he closed the laptop.

Marth looked him up and down and gasped slightly Xellos was wearing a long purple jacket with white lace on the ends. The jacket was sleeveless and slit down the front. It closed from the mid chest down to the waist line then it reopened and hung down to the knee area. He had on tiny purple shorts with white lace trim and long black boots that Marth suspected were also from the Suzaque` line. Hooker boots weren't at all uncommon in this dorm were they?

The collar of Xellos' jacket was made of white spikes that framed his neck beautifully in Marth's opinion. He had on upper arm length black gloves that didn't attach to the fingers by partially covered the tops of his hands; they also had the white lace trim.

(To see a full body picture of Xellos in this outfit go to my profile page and click on the link that says SSBB – The Doomed Dorm - #3 ((Link here))) Xellos . png Please note that in this picture, Xellos looks far too much like Lelouch. Xellos' face is that of my new profile icon/avatar. He's supposed to look creepier and more vampire-like than Lelouch!)

Marth thought Xellos looked quite sexy, but he'd never admit it.

"So what'd you wanna talk about?" Xellos asked, breaking the dreaded silence.

"Oh, just if you're the one mad now. Are you?" Marth replied almost sadly.

"No, I never was." He said as he grabbed something off of his shelf.

"Then why were you rejecting me at spin the bottle?" Marth came close to yelling the question, but remained in control.

"To save you the stress of having to kiss me. I know you dislike me a considerable amount. You honestly caught me by surprise when you made the first move out there." He said in a gentle voice as he opened the item he was holding.

"You can take that as my apology I guess." Marth smiled up at him.

"Accepted." Xellos smiled back.

"So what is that thing?" Marth asked with great curiosity.

"This? It's just an item I was designing for the Smash Tournament. I'm turning it off." He explained as he put the object back on the shelf.

"What's it do and why was it on?" Marth asked as he stood up off the bed and began following Xellos out of the room.

"It explodes on contact when someone goes near my shit." He said as if Marth was never in any danger.

"Why didn't it explode when I sat down and touched your laptop though?" Marth jumped.

"I was testing it, it's clearly broken. It's been broken."

"So you decided to test it out on me?" Marth hissed, slightly insulted.

"No! I didn't even know you'd be coming into the room! I set that thing up hours ago!" Xellos retorted.

They made their way to the kitchen where Xellos got behind the miniature bar area and poured Marth a drink. Being a teacher Marth found it odd that he felt no problems with serving alcohol to a minor. He decided he didn't care either and took the drink. Everyone was hitting up Xellos for drinks and within the hour most of the dorm mates were smashed.

"Daisy needs someone to make out with! Hehe!" Daisy giggled as she took a big swig of her drink.

"I'll make out with you Daisy baby!" Luigi came running over to her.

"I told you! Shave the mustache and we'll talk!" she slurred.

"As you wish Princess!" Luigi ran off to his room and proceeded to shave his mustache off as fast as possible. He ran back out and tried his best to find Daisy, it appears that she had run off somewhere.

"Anyone see where Daisy went?" he called out through the loud room.

"She's upstairs!" someone yelled out.

"We don't have an upstairs!" Luigi bellowed. He began running all around the dorm looking for her.

"DAISY!"

Marth wasn't totally drunk, but he was sure as hell getting there in a hurry.

"Xellos, I've been meaning to ask you something…." Marth spoke slowly.

"Hm?" was all the other man said as he poured Zelda a large drink. Marth waited until Zelda hobbled off before asking his question.

"Are you still in love with me?" he asked after a minute. Xellos looked over at him and refilled his drink.

"What makes you think that?" Xellos asked as he added more ice cubes to the drink.

"You act like you do." Marth then took a sip of his fresh drink.

"Would it bother you if I was?"

"No."

"Then why ask?"

"I'm curious is all. Roy seems…..tense knowing that another guy likes me."

"No offense, but he's a retard."

"He can be when he's sober….or drunk too….Okay he's like that all the time, but he's really nice to me!"

"I don't call what he said to you out on the highway and during our fight as nice."

"I know….he's only just started acting like that too."

"Well I'd certainly treat you better than…..that."

"I knew it! You are still in love with me!"

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Why did you stay in love with me after everything I put you through? After three, almost four, years of not seeing me and even me inadvertently making your roommate think you're a rapist monster and you still love me?"

"Well…..love isn't dictated by time, not being close to the one you love and what the other people think. Love is judged by your emotional connection to the other person. I don't care that you told Ike I'm a vampire and now he won't go near me, I don't even care that you made the entire dorm house fear me. You're still the same cute, innocent and beautiful person you were back in Japan. You're just gay now, which is better in my opinion!" Xellos eyed Marth's wardrobe and took in the sight of a Marth that he'd never really seen before.

"You're such a romantic!" Marth giggled. Xellos smirked, he was glad that Roy wasn't here tonight, but he'd never tell Marth that.

"Hit me up, Xellrooo!" Captain Falcon slammed his empty glass down on the table.

"Xelleroo?" Marth blinked. Xellos silently filled the man's glass with a strong concoction hoping that the first sip would knock the bloke out.

"How long have you had that nickname?" Marth asked then took a drink of his Bacardi.

"Since never….." Xellos laughed softly.

"Oh look, it's getting dark outside." Marth pointed out the glass sliding door that led to the party deck.

"Indeed, it's like eight something." Xellos commented and poured himself a drink for the first time.

"POOL PARTY TIME!" Daisy yelled as she walked out in a itty bity yellow polka dot bikini.

"HELL YES!"

"I'M IN!"

"FUCK YEAH! CHICKS IN BIKINIS!"

Xellos took that as his cue that his bartending service was over and being the soberest person in the entire building he'd have to play life guard.

"You gonna go swimming Marth?" he asked as he stepped out from behind the bar counter.

"I would….but I don't own a swim suit. I ahven't gone swimming since I was a kid." Marth sighed inwardly. He knew the dorm had a pool, why didn't he think to buy a swim suit when he was at the store?

"Maybe someone would let you borrow one. I would offer you one of mine, but I only have one." Xellos suggested.

"I guess so…."

"Does anyone have a white bikini that Marth could borrow?" Xellos yelled out.

"I do!" Daisy waved her hand madly in the air.

"Why a white bikini?" Marth stammered. Not that he disagreed, but specifically why?

"Because you'd look best in white and I'd personally rather see you in a two piece than swim trunks." Xellos gushed almost like a girl.

"Wait….like the top piece too?" Marth's blue eyes opened wide. Roy would never let Marth wear something like that. He'd demand the top off just to he could see his chest.

"Yes, it'd look absolutely adorable on you!" Xellos looked like a school girl the way he clasped his hands together and stood on his tip toes.

"Yay!" Marth said and ran off with Daisy. He was truly liking this new found freedom.

Daisy gave Marth the tinniest white bikini that Marth had ever seen and put it on in. He tossed his own clothes back in his room and gave Daisy back her gloves. He put on a pair of flip flops and went out to the deck where just about everyone was in the pool. Xellos walked up from behind him and poked him on the sides.

"Eeek!" Marth jumped in surprise and turned around. Xellos had on an ordinary pair of black swim trunks. They considered getting into the pool, but it was crowded and everyone was jumping around and playing roughly so they decided to get into the hot tub that was unoccupied. Once they sat down they began talking about their past in Japan and how Roy pulled Marth out of the closet.

"Did you come to America with your sister and friends?" Marth asked as he fiddled with his bikini top

"Yeah, my friend had business here and I was helping him. Honestly when I got here I wasn't sure if I'd last long. Suzaku was pushing me to further my career instead of playing teacher at the college, Mine wanted to open a bakery or sex store with me and Saiya wanted me to stay in Japan." Xellos sunk down until his chin hit the water.

"Why did Saiya want you to stay in Japan?"

"She was insistent that I be the one to carry out the family fortune. My other siblings are nuts and would nose dive us. I don't care though. Suzaku is-"

"Hey guys, mind if we join you?" Zelda inadvertently interrupted them.

"Uh, not at all." Xellos said as he moved over next to Marth to make room for Link and Zelda.

"So what have you guys been talking about?" Zelda asked without hesitation.

"Just normal stuff. Nothing homosexual if that's what you're getting at." Marth huffed.

"Oh! I would never…." She fakely put a hand over her mouth.

"Uh huh…." Marth nodded in sarcasm. He knew Zelda better than that!

"Marth are you….drunk?" Link accused more than ask.

"Uhh…uhh….maybe…" he laughed and glanced at Xellos who was off in la-la land.

"Xellos was the bartender, aren't you supposed to be a teacher? How could you serve alcohol to a minor?" Zelda said as he glared at Xellos who wasn't looking her way.

"He came onto me! He forced me to! He said he'd take my innocence if I didn't give it to him!" he dunked his head under water to escape any further questions.

"He's being weird, I did no such thing!" Marth said quickly.

"I know, he's a loon. So what were you guys really talking about?" Zelda asked with a wink.

Link reached under the water and poked the top of Xellos' head.

"Is he coming back up or not?" Link asked with a frown.

"Not likely, he's a vampire remember. I doubt he breathes." Marth snorted as he rolled his eyes.

"Well he talks, talking requires breathing." Zelda noted.

"Well yeah, but…just because he can breathe doesn't mean he has to." Marth explained.

"Well whatever. You've been hanging around him for the entire party. What will Roy think?" Zelda became concerned.

"What do you mean? Can't I hang out with someone?" Marth didn't show any sign of regret.

"Well yeah, but you kissed Xellos!" Zelda hissed and pointed to the still submerged Xellos.

"It was a game, chill out. You kissed Peach!" he retorted, Link gasped sarcastically.

"Well think of it this way, if Roy freaked out and attacked Xellos because you had coffee with him…..imagine how he'll react when he finds out that you kissed him!" she said and Marth imagined Roy covered in Xellos' blood.

"Like a child…" Marth leaned back against the edge of the tub and crossed his arms.

"Yeah, you'd better chill out with the Xellos stuff for a while." She advised.

"Yeah yeah yeah….Anyways-Ahck ghgghh!" Marth was dragged underwater by Xellos and was struggling to get back up. Marth reemerged and gasped for air slightly. Xellos popped back up and laughed at him.

"Wh-what was that for?" Marth yelled.

"You weren't getting your hair wet. If you leave that hairspray in it'll damage your perfect hair!" he giggled and ruffled Marth's wet, sloppy hair around.

Marth pushed his hands away and frowned. Now he was going to have to take a shower before bed.

"Gee thanks, I'd almost forgotten that hair spray is damaging!" he huffed sarcastically.

"It is!" Xellos whined. Marth rolled his eyes and sighed deeply.

"I'm almost ready to go to bed…" he said as he closed his eyes.

"Not yet you're not!" Dark yelled from the edge of the hot tub.

"What?" Marth sounded startled by his sudden appearance.

"You drove me to the store today, so you're my new friend." Dark said with a cheesy grin and Marth nervously smiled back. Dark then picked Marth up bridal style and pulled him out of the hot tub.

"Attention losers! We have a hot babe that is actually a dude!" Dark yelled as he held a flailing Marth.

"It is time that we do the traditional college sacrifice!"

Everyone turned their attention to Dark and Marth then cheered loudly.

"The what?" The hair on the back of Marth's neck stood up.

"….but Marth's not a virgin!" Daisy yelled from Captain Falcon's shoulders.

"Who cares! He's being sacrificed anyways!" Dark yelled and walked over to the diving board. Marth's eyes widened when he realized what Dark was about to do.

"No! Dark no!" he begged. Marth had been soaking in the hot tub for nearly a half hour, being thrown into the cold pool would be torturous.

"Throw him in!" Zelda yelled from the hot tub.

"As you wish, Princess!" Dark screamed as he ran down the diving board with a screaming Marth and did a flip and landed cannonball style in the pool. He let go of Marth mid-air and he was projectile launched to the other side of the pool. He landed ass first into the water next to Ganon and Vaati.

"GOD DAMNIT DARK!" Marth screamed as he rose to the surface, swam to the edge and crawled out. He stood up from the edge of the pool and began searching for Dark. When he spotted him with a cocky grin he pointed at him.

"You numbskull!" he yelled.

"Woah! Marth darling….is it cold?" Daisy pointed at his lower region. Marth glanced down to find that he'd lost the lower half to his bikini. He went bright red and jumped back in the pool and began looking for the bottoms.

"Yes! I was in the damn hot tub for a long time! Being thrown into cold as fuck water will do that! Or are you nipples always that hard you slut!" Marth pointed at Daisy's chest.

"Why yes, they are!" she grinned wickedly and held up his bottom bikini piece.

"This is mine by the way. I think I'll be taking it back now. Go ahead and toss me the top piece too while you're at it!" she extended her hand out expectantly. Marth growled menacingly at her and clutched his arms over his chest.

"Luigi, my loyal servant. Go retrieve my personal possession from that fiend!" she snapped her fingers and Luigi made a break for Marth without a word. Marth tried to swim away, but Luigi was much faster than he and had no troubles catching up to him and ripping the last article of clothing that Marth was wearing.

"Whoo Marth! Take it all off!" Dark yelled from the safety of the other side of the pool.

"Dark, hun, it's already all off!" Daisy giggled as she held each piece of the bikini in both hands up in the air victoriously as she sat perched on Captain Falcon's shoulder.

"Everyone! Your beloved Princess Daisy is about to give you all a command!" she yelled and everyone looked up at her. She stood up on Falcon's shoulders as to be the center of attention.

"SKINNY DIP NOW! ALL OF YOU! I COMMAND IT!" she yelled and tore off her own bikini in one quick motion.

Some people tore of their clothes instantly….some ran back inside the house. Marth was one to sit in the corner of the pool and watch as everyone stripped ass-naked. He sighed and then laughed softly, guess this was one of those hell moments from the school's motto.

Xellos appeared behind Marth at the edge of the pool, still wearing his swimsuit.

"Hey, you look uneasy. Here." He said as he handed Marth a towel. Marth took it anxiously and was helped out of the pool. Xellos began laughing loudly.

"Hey! It's not really that short! The water is freezing!" he hissed.

"I know! That's not why I'm laughing though!" he continued to laugh, but his volume decreased. Marth tilted his head in confusion.

"It's the wall of naked people that's making me laugh!" he pointed to the pool full of naked drunks. Marth turned around and burst out laughing with him. He was never going to forget this!

"Hey, let's go back inside and dry off. I think the party out here is for people with no brain cells left." Xellos suggested. Marth followed him back inside and they went into their own rooms. Marth showered as did Xellos and they changed clothes. When they met up again in the kitchen they sat down at the mini bar.

"Oh god….they're not letting up out there." Marth giggled as he looked out the glass door.

"Nope, knowing this dorm they won't settle down for another few hours. Ice Breaker Party night lasts well into three or four in the morning." He chuckled as he poured them some more drinks.

Snake and Samus came running into the kitchen with their clothes intact.

"Oh my god! I know they say that college has crazy parties, but this is insane!" Samus yelled, almost laughing. Snake nodded. The two departed the kitchen and back to their own room to change clothes and spend personal time together.

"God, this is really pedo…." Xellos shook his head in disapproval.

"What do you mean?" Marth asked then sipped his drink.

"Jigglypuff is sixteen….sixteen and she's drunk, sitting on Ganon's shoulder naked and Ganon is like twenty four or something." Xellos explained. Marth snickered.

"I don't think that even matters here…it's like no laws apply to this damn school!" Marth laughed as he took a giant chug of his drink.

"EVERYONE ATTENION!"

Everyone in the pool and even Xellos and Marth in the kitchen paid attention.

"This is unorthodox! I allowed the under aged drinking, but I will NOT allow under aged nudity! Put you damn clothes back on!" Righty shouted through the Brawl Horn. Everyone made noises of complaint and disapproval and put their clothes back on. A lot of them came back inside to get drinks.

"Yo Xellos! Hook us up! Get your ass behind the counter and serve us some shit to drink!" Vaati commanded as he grabbed a glass.

"Get it yourself! I'm not your damn maid!" Xellos refused and ignored him.

"Yes you are! I'm going to kidnap you, put you in a maid's outfit and make you beg to clean my room!" Vaati inched closer to Xellos and looked him directly in the eyes. Ignorantly beautiful purple eyes met horrendously drunk and burning brightly red eyes.

"Get….it….yourself." Xellos said slowly. Vaati backed up without a word, grabbed a bottle of booze, poured it into his glass and took a sip; all without breaking eyes contact with Xellos. Marth smirked, Xellos may draw fear in the hearts of many, but not so much in Vaati.

Vaati hobbled away with his drink and several more people ran up and poured their own. It seemed that college students had no limit to how much alcohol they could consume.

Marth and Xellos eventually got tired of being out in the kitchen with all the other dorm students that were drinking heavily and decided to go into Marth's room for privacy.

"This place is nuts!" Marth exclaimed as he flopped down on his back on the bed.

"Yeah, when I moved here I wasn't quite expecting it to be this crazy!" Xellos agreed and sat next to him on the bed.

"What were you expecting?" Marth asked as he sat up and faced Xellos.

"The usual, normal students, a couple loons and maybe a party here or there, but not this!" He chuckled.

"Right, and how come you chose to move here?" the bluenette asked.

"Well, the staff had always begged me to move in because they needed an extra supervisor. As you can see….I'm not very strict." He laughed at himself.

"I see that….Jigglypuff is drunk and naked…." Marth giggled as he laid on his back and closed his eyes.

Xellos looked down at the peaceful Marth and grinned slightly. He crawled over him and hovered his face just about a foot above Marth's.

"Hm?" Marth mumbled without opening his eyes.

"Are you going to sleep now?" Xellos asked.

"No."

"Are you tired?"

"No, but I'm getting there."

"Want me to make you untired?" Xellos said seductively. Marth smiled a little, to cheat or not to cheat? Would Roy find out? Those were the questions.

"No, but I'd like you to stay here longer." Marth answered as he opened his cerulean eyes.

"As you wish, Pretty Boy." Xellos whispered huskily; the dreamy look in his violet eyes never left.

Something in Marth's brain clicked again, it did before too at the spin the bottle event. He stared deeply into Xellos' endless purple eyes. He was sparkles, waves of colors, pools of magic and dancing emotions. Marth's blue eyes travelled from Xellos' cosmos like eyes down to nose then to his lips. Xellos was wearing a slight hint of silver lipstick, a color Marth had yet to see in make-up.

Marth leaned up on his elbows and gently touched his nose to Xellos'. What on Earth was he doing?

Xellos was the one to press his lips onto Marth's and gently mesh their lips together. The touch was soft, elegant and simple. Marth wrapped his arms around his neck and pulled him down so that he could lay his own head back down on the pillow. Xellos adjusted the rest of his body to follow suit and put one hand on Marth's waist and the other on the mattress to hold himself up. Xellos leaned down further onto Marth gently and pressed his hips against Marth's. He let out a small moan into Xellos' mouth which caused a gap in his lips for Xellos' tongue to get in. The sudden feeling of Xellos' tongue against his caused Marth's back to arch slightly. Xellos' hand that'd been on Marth's waist began to move and went slowly up his stomach then back down to his upper thigh. Marth let out another moan of approval and one of his arms went under Xellos and wrapped around his back to lower him down further onto himself. Xellos now lay on top of Marth completely only propped up by his elbow. The hand that was on Marth's thigh pulled upwards making Marth wrap a leg around Xellos' waist.

Marth sighed heavenly as Xellos began grinding his hips against his in a slow and rhythmic passion. Marth could feel the burning sensation of pleasure building up in his lower region and pushed his hips upward to meet Xellos'. Xellos wasn't hard, but Marth clearly was and pulled his mouth away from Xellos' silver one.

"Stop." He commanded. Xellos obeyed and lifted himself up.

"Something wrong?" he asked, but already knew the answer.

"I can't do this, I can't just cheat on Roy like this." He whispered almost sadly. Maybe he really wanted it from Xellos, maybe the alcohol was controlling him….maybe he was an orange elephant with wings.

"I understand, and honestly…I'd be surprised if you ever did." Xellos slid off the bed and stood up.

"Are you leaving?" Marth asked as he propped himself up on his elbows.

"Yeah, I have to prep one of the classrooms tomorrow. I don't wanna be tired and have a hang-over." He explained and Marth frowned. He'd forgotten Xellos was a teacher. They exchanged goodnights and Marth laid on his back on the bed frustrated.

'What have I done? Roy I'm so sorry….' Marth thought in regret. He didn't regret kissing Xellos, he regretted liking it so damn much.

Marth's hand went to his rather aroused crotch and sighed irritatedly. To masturbate or to not masturbate was the new question. He glanced over to the black bag next to his bed and thought for a moment.

'To masturbate is it…' he thought as he grabbed the bag and pulled out the box with the dildo he'd bought yesterday. He pulled it out of the box and put the batteries in it. He turned it on and jumped slightly in surprise. The sound wasn't what scared him, it was that it began moving erratically. This thing was clearly meant for women, but Marth was willing to try it at least once. He grabbed the bottle of lube and applied it to the vibrator that he'd turned off for the time being.

He then stripped himself of his clothing and got underneath the warm blankets. He took the time to stretch himself out with his small fingers and tried inserting the large dildo. The object was much larger than Roy's penis, but he was still sure that it'd fit. Once the tip of it was in he turned it on to 'vibrate only' mode. He pulled it in and out several times before getting it all the way in. Once inside he turned the other features on. He panted and gasped at every time it moved inside of him.

Xellos' dark purple eyes bore into his own sapphire eyes. The static between them was intense and erotic.

'What the he hell?' Marth thought as he came back to his senses. Did he just think about Xellos? He shrugged it off and continued. He closed his eyes and his hand went down his stomach and to his heated manhood.

The soft, wet feeling of Xellos' tongue gliding up and down his navel drove Marth insane.

'Snap out of it!' Marth opened his eyes wide, what was wrong with him? He took several deep breaths and tried to erase the image of Xellos straddled over him out of his head.

'Think of Roy! Think of Roy! Think of Roy!' Marth tried to convince himself. He closed his eyes again and imagine Roy on top of him.

He pushed and pulled the vibrator in and out slowly and stroked his erect member with each insertion.

Xellos' long, hard erection pounded in and out of Marth's entrance. Marth's screams of pleasure mixed with Xellos' grunts of ecstasy mixed in the air as their heated bodies grinded together. Marth panted his name over and over again as Xellos' hands roved his crotch.

'Okay! No! Marth stop it!' he tried to command himself, but to no avail. He pulled the dildo half way out and pushed it back in roughly. The only thing that flashed through his mind at that mind was the image of Xellos pleasuring him.

He couldn't take it anymore….

"X-xellos…!" he panted and began pulling the vibrator in and out as fast as he could without causing himself pain. Images of Xellos' named body pounding in and out of him passed through his mind as his climax drew nearer and nearer.

With one final push of the vibrator and a final store of his burning erection his was forced into orgasm. The gush of his white seed fell forth onto his belly. He pulled the vibrator out and turned it off. He laid there still and silent for a few minutes to allow his body to calm down. After a moment he sat up, walked over to his storage shelf, grabbed a towel and wiped himself off. He cleansed the dildo off as well and put it back in the box. He put on the clothed he'd been wearing earlier and a fresh towel. He grabbed his shower supplies and headed for the bath. He had to dodge a drunk, half naked daisy, a totally smashed Vaati, a drunk and horny Dark Link who was chasing after Vaati and well over six other drunken dorm roommates. Once in the bathroom he locked the door and took the clothes back off.

He showered for what he could remember as the second or third time that day. He washed all of the body fluids off of himself and rewashed his hair just for good measure.

'God…what's wrong with me? Did I drink that much?' he thought as he turned the water off and stepped out of the shower. He dried off, wrapped the towel around himself and went back into his room where he put on pajamas and climbed back into bed.

Luckily he didn't make a mess in the bed and was able to sleep in it without fear. He laid his head on the pillow and snuggled the body pillow up to his chest and between his legs. He breathed in the lingering scent of Xellos who'd been sprawled on his bed earlier. It was a nice, light scent that made Marth think of a bouquet of mixed flowers and fluffy pillows. Maybe the fluffy pillow bit was because it was a pillow, but who know…maybe Xellos smells like fluffy pillows. He shrugged it off and drifted off to sleep. His dreams that night would be about Xellos, the naked pool party and dancing unicorns.

Today was a mix of heaven and hell. Tomorrow would be worse….

LK: Reviews make me update faster! Also feedback about Xellos works too! I'm wondering if any of you are looking at the pictures on my profile and if they're helping/entertaining you during the story. Tell me in a review what you do and don't like about the pictures!

If you see any spelling mistakes, blow my brains out….I don't spell check chapters that're over 10k words. This one was 17k….fuck proof reading!