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The Doomed Dorm
Ch. 5 – Until rape do us part
Marth awoke the next morning to a loud and rough pounding on his bedroom door.
"Who is it?" he called out groggily.
"It's me!" the voice behind the door said.
"Me? I'm out there? Who's me?" Marth called out in confusion and sarcasm.
"Zelda! Now open your door!" she laughed loudly. Marth groaned and slid out of bed. He glanced at the clock, blinked several times and rubbed his eyes.
'ONE IN THE AFTERNOON?' he though then ran to his door and opened it.
"Y-yes?" he asked quickly, slightly startling Zelda.
"It's so late, aren't you getting up?" she asked concerned. Marth looked at the floor, the night's events came flooding back to his and a weight was placed on his chest.
"Yeah, I just didn't go to sleep until like three or four in the morning." He yawned.
"Oh, well I woke up at ten and the whole place was clean already! I think the staff did it. Anyways we're all going to a restaurant, wanna join? If you don't go you'll be the only one not going!" she teased.
"Uh, sure. I mean the Ice Breaker Party did introduce us all, but I'm sure only half of us remember any of it!" Marth joked and Zelda agreed. Marth then changed clothes and brushed his hair. He walked into the living room, prepared to leave. Sadly due to the status of the living room, he got the feeling that they wouldn't be leaving for a while yet.
"What's wrong with Bowser and Ganon?" Marth asked as he inched closer to the two who were vomiting and groaning.
"They had hangovers this morning and decided to cure it with strawberry vodka and pain killers so that they could go eat with us! Hmph!" Daisy huffed and faced the other way.
"Never cure a hangover with painkillers." Vaati said with a grin.
"Yeah! What were you two thinking?" Daisy hissed, she was hungry and wanted to leave immediately.
"We're sorry!" Bowser groaned in pain.
"Shlllshriiip…huuurk…" Ganon belched out. No one was sure if it was an apology or a burp. Either way they took it as he didn't want to go.
"Well I do have shopping to do and there's always dinner time that we could always go to." Marth suggested.
"Yeah, but I'm going out to eat now anyways! Peach, Rosalina, Zelda, Pichu, Marth, Jigglypuff and eh….all the girls and gays come with me!" she chirped.
"O-okay…" Marth wasn't sure if she was asking or commanding, but he was hungry none the less.
Zelda, Daisy, Peach and Rosalina got in Daisy' truck; no one was sure why she had a 4 cylinder hemi truck, but she did. (I'm not sure if that's even possible for a car like that to exist, but let's just say it's a manly truck…)
Marth, Pichu, Dark and Samus got in Marth's crappy car. Samus almost complained about a prince having the world's shittiest car, but held it in. Dark however did not..
"Uh…Marth aren't you a rich prince? Why is your car so damn god awful?" he blurted out. Samus punched the back of his head and he let out a girly scream.
"Well I dethroned myself and ran away. So I'm not rich anymore. Roy was never rich and so this is all we can afford. Now that we have extra money I'm considering buying a new car." Marth explained as he pulled out of the school parking lot and followed Daisy to whatever candy land food joint she was headed to.
"Well do it, buy a new fucking car! This car is the shittiest car from shit hole car-yota-subaru-mitsu-butt-sushi car lot! " Dark commanded from the front passenger seat. Marth laughed hysterically, he was right.
They pulled into a restaurant that Marth had never heard of before and they all went in as a group. Just as they got in the front door Tails, Krystal, Dixie, Saiya and Mine walked in behind them.
"Oh, did you guys follow us?" Daisy asked as she pulled off her sunglasses.
"Yeah, you all kind of abandoned us! You said girls and gays, but left half the women at home!" Saiya laughed and tapped her on the head. Daisy was rather fond of Saiya, but not in a sexual way. She kind of idolized Saiya and she was the only one that she'd ever obey.
"Sorry! We'll pay more attention next time!" Daisy giggled. Saiya placed the order for a table for 13 people and within minutes were seated.
"Oh no! I forgot my purse! Daisy if you pay for my food I'll pay you back!" Peach pleaded and Daisy nodded.
"Wait, how does a woman, a princess, forget her freakin' purse?" Zelda asked.
"Oh don't fret, it's on me. I'll pay for everyone!" Saiya said and everyone's jaw dropped.
"Thank you!" everyone exclaimed in unison and Saiya blushed slightly.
"That reminds me, you all forgot about your welcoming prizes last night. No one got anything! You were all too drunk!" she giggled.
"What prizes?" Marth asked.
"Oh my gosh! That's right! The t-shirts, the memorabilia, the free notebooks with ….okay you get my point! Saiya is it too late to get those things?" Daisy clasped her hands together in a prayer like fashion.
"No, in fact they're still in the boxes. We did put them back in the staff rooms though. We didn't want you guys to throw up in them." She said then everyone ordered their food.
"So…where's Xellos? I said girls and gays, but he's not here." Daisy asked as she looked around at everyone.
"Oh, he said he had to set up one of his classrooms." Marth said non-chalantly. Zelda glanced over at him suspiciously.
"How on Earth do you know that?" Zelda asked with near conviction.
"He told me at the party last night. He went to be early because he had school related stuff in the morning." He blushed at the thought of what he and Xellos were actually doing only moments before he said that.
"Uh huh….then what's with the blush blue boy?" Daisy smirked.
"Hangover." Marth half lied, he did have a hangover, but that wasn't what was causing the blush.
"Riiiiight…" Zelda giggled. Saiya gave Marth a confused look and Marth made some hand gestures that Saiya translated as 'I'll tell you later'.
"So Marth, what's up with you and Xellos anyways?" Daisy asked as she took a sip of her strawberry daiquiri.
"What's up with you and drinking alcohol twenty four seven?" Marth asked sarcastically.
"Me and alcohol and best friends, you claimed that you hated Xellos. Yet you were hanging out with him all night!" she smirked knowing that he could not escape her.
"I was apologizing really, when I said I hated him it was out of fear that he might of killed Roy."
"That's understandable, but I don't get why you're acting so interested in him after what he did." Zelda asked before Daisy could.
"Well, I used to know him, but I never got know him if you know what I mean. I always rejected and avoided him, so I'd like to make up for all of that now. I just feel bad about what I said." He spoke softly and calmly, but inside he was a raging mess of emotions and fears.
"Well in any case the food is here, let's eat!" Daisy said excitedly as the servers brought out their 13 or so plates of food. Marth ate his diligently, afraid that it'd bite him back. Zelda turn her attention from Daisy who was stuffing her face to Marth that couldn't beat a bird in an eating contest.
"Marth, what's wrong?" Zelda asked concernedly.
"Just thinking about Roy. I need to visit him soon." Marth felt sorry for Roy, he'd been cooped up in that tiny hospital room for days now.
"Well you'd better go visit him now, you don't wanna be out too late and miss all of the prizes!" Daisy teased him.
"I guess so." Marth sighed and bid farewell to everyone and thanked Saiya.
Marth drove off in the direction of the hospital and called Roy's cell phone.
"Hey babe! I'm coming over, want anything to eat from the outside world?" Marth asked cheerfully.
"The outside world is a myth! Shh!" Roy told him to be quiet. Marth laughed, Roy must really be bored.
"No seriously!"
"Yes, Taco Bell….I BEG OF YOU!" Roy pleaded in his best peasant voice.
"Okay!" Marth agreed.
"Well, you'll actually have to wait a couple hours. They're gonna do an exam on me. They need to pop open my skull or something."
"They don't open your head for an exam Roy…."
"Well exam something! They're gonna be looking at something! So why don't you go get me a that new cell phone!"
"Oh yeah, I've been meaning to do that. Hey, One of the dorm mates mentioned we should get a new car. Should I?"
"Yes, yes and hell yes. Get rid of the busted up piece of shit and buy us a new damn car! Make sure it's all black too!"
"Black? Why black?"
"Because black is beauuuuuuuutifullll!" Roy sang out with a deep voice.
"Gosh, you need to be in choir! Speaking of choir, someone mentioned they needed a soprano….I'm really tempted to take it…"
"…b-but…you know the only choir they have is scheduled over one of the classes we share!"
"No it's not, that was acting, not choir."
"Oh, well then take the choir class if it makes you happy."
"Speaking of which, you need to take electives. You can't just cram yourself full of basics. By the way, I need to redo my schedule. I found out that two of the classes I'm scheduled for now require down payments to use their equipment and I don't want to pay for that." Marth sighed, goodbye astrology and gazing at stars.
"Well, go head. Mines not changing! I like my classes! I was thinking of trying out for their legendary baseball team though!"
"Think you'll get in with that head injury?" Marth felt guilty, Roy loves baseball, but he might not get to make the team because he hurt him.
"Pfft! My skills are so leet they don't know what hit them! They'll never know I have a head injury!" Roy flexed his arm, but Marth could not see this.
"Leet?" Marth asked, it must be slang.
"Elite, it's how Americans say something is totally awesome!" the redhead explained.
"Oh, well I guess I'll go kill time until your exam is over. Love you!" Marth said.
"I love thou Marth-iet!" Roy said gleefully over the phone.
'I'm your Juliet eh?' Marth thought to himself, it was cute.
He stopped by Verizon again and bought Roy's new cell phone. Then he went to a car dealer and the first thing he saw when he pulled in was an all-black sports car.
'Roy would love that one! Too bad it's probably like thirty grand or something…' he thought sadly. He parked and walked inside the main office. He took a seat and a salesmen began talking to him.
"What're you looking for? New? Used? Trade in?" the man asked.
"Well I want to sell my old car and buy a better one." Marth said flatly, this man was going to wear him out quickly.
"Okay that won't be a problem, which one is yours?" he asked as he looked out a window.
"The crappiest one out there, it's from Japan, but it's-"
"It's a unicorn!" the man exclaimed with stars in his eyes.
"What?" Marth asked thinking that the man was looking at the wrong car. Sure enough, a sports car was sitting right next to where Marth parked.
"No, no. The old busted up piece of crap next to the unicorn is mine." Marth sighed agitatedly.
"Sports cars aren't crappy! What you got over there is no busted hunk, it's a gorgeous hunk! That thing is from the Shibun line! It was only sold in Japan and with one model! You're selling it right?" the man asked as he began drooling.
"It's…..a busted up piece of crap…..How much would you buy that thing for?" Marth had an odd feeling.
"Does the engine work okay?" the man asked as he tried his best to examine the car from the window.
"Yes, I drove it here didn't I? It runs wonderfully, it's just crappy looking." Marth's eyes brows furrowed at the googling man. Was he serious?
"I'll buy it!" he exclaimed.
"Okay." Marth blinked.
"Fifty grand!" he shouted as he opened his drawer and slammed down a suitcase.
"What?" Marth hitched his voice in shock.
"Too low? Seventy grand!" he shouted and opened the case and pulled out a check.
"Woah! Why so much? It's an old ass car! What's so special about it?" Marth's eyes went wide.
"Kid are you nuts? Celebrities buy used rare cars like this all the time for outrageous prices and rebuild them. The outside of your car is useless, but the inside parts must be worth a fortune! Seventy five thousand dollars! Deal?"he began writing on the check.
"D-deal…." Was all Marth could muster. The man signed the check and handed it to white as a ghost Marth. The man ran outside to further inspect the car and Marth glanced down at the check.
'One hundred thousand! What the fuck?' Marth's head reeled. Was he on candid camera? Were the other dorm mates hiding behind the wall giggling their asses off? Marth walked outside and saw the man leaning into the hood of the car examining the engine.
"Ohh! It's like if Paris Hilton were a car! Used like hell but worth a butt load of cash!" he exclaimed.
(LK: For the record, I do not dislike Paris Hilton.)
"Can I get my stuff out of it before you begin tearing it apart?" Marth asked as he opened the driver's door.
"Sure kid, just turn the engine on while you're in there."
Marth complied and turned the car on. It made a couple funny noises, but started right up.
"Holy smokes! It's got the original lining and everything! It's even got the original belt! Hey kiddo!" he called out.
"Yeah?" Marth stuck his head out the door.
"You see that sports car over there?" he asked and nodded his head to the right.
"Yes, I was interested in that. How much is it?" Marth asked.
"Free, on one condition." He said. Marth was paying attention.
"Do you have the original title for the car? I think that since the car has all of its original parts and nothing is broken, I can rebuilt it myself and make even more money!" he shouted happily. Marth opened the glove compartment and pulled out a stack of papers.
"Here…" Marth said and handed it to him.
"Holy ass! It's the certificate too! Kid did you know you were sitting on an oil field this whole time?"
"No. It was my boyfriend's car, but we share it. He brought it over from Japan a year ago. In Japan it was nothing special at all."
"Well in Japan, no. America is a whole other story considering you're not allowed to drive them here. How you made it a year and didn't get pulled over is a miracle!"
"Actually I've been pulled over twice, but not for the car itself."
"Phew! Glad the cops didn't catch this big fish before I did!"
"Lucky me." Marth said as he pulled everything out and set it on the curb.
"Hand me the keys to this gorgeous babe and I'll give you the keys and the title to that one!" the man pointed at the black sports car. Marth exchanged keys and ran over to the other car. He hopped in and turned it on. It was defiantly a Roy car…
He turned the car off and put all of his personal belongings inside the car. He walked back over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Yeah kid?" he asked from the inside of the hood of the car.
"I actually think I want to buy a second car. So I can have my own. Do you have anything white and five star crash rating?" he asked as he scanned the area.
"Sure do!" he slammed the hood of the car down and showed Marth the other side of the parking lot.
"I said five star crash rating, not five star crash ability!" Marth exclaimed as he saw the white sports car.
"You see, that's how you get crash rating! By dominating the road and being the first person to cause the crash!" he said as a matter of fact.
"Well I'd like something that can take the hit, not dish it out." Marth giggled. Do people really fall for that shit?
"Then you want that one!" he pointed to an all-white car. It was cute and a little fashionable, but it wasn't no sports car. Marth was allowed to turn it on and drive it around the parking lot.
"I'll take it, how much is it?" he asked as he parked it.
"Only twelve thousand. I'll give you a discount for being my favorite customer ever!" he hugged Marth from the outside of the car through the window. Marth nervously patted the man back, unsure of how to respond to his energetic hug.
Marth purchased the car and drove back to the dorms in just the white car. He walked into the living room where Dark, Vaati and Donkey Kong were playing some Wii game Marth had never seen the likes of before.
"Hey I need a bit of help." He said, but was ignored.
"I need help getting this car back to the dorm." He said again getting irritated.
"I would truly love if one of you could please help me!" he shouted. Still no response.
"Who wants to drive a super fast sports car?" he asked. They all jumped up and waved their hands in the air. Marth didn't think Donkey Kong was able to fit in the car and he suspected that Vaati would transform it into something else on the way home with his black magic. Dark was the only option left and he sighed.
"Okay Dark, just be careful." He pointed at him. Dark did a victory dance and jumped in Marth's new white car.
"So you followed my golden advice I see! This one's pretty damn nice!" Dark said as he leaned back and put his feet up on the dash board. Marth swatted his feet down and Dark grumbled. They drove off back to the car lot and Dark hopped in the black car and turned it on.
"Whoo baby! This thing is a fucking mega hottie? How much was it?" he asked as he put on a pair of black sunglasses.
"Free." He said non chalantly. Dark's grin fell.
"Free? Did you steal it?" he asked unsure I he liked the idea or not. Dark was into killing people, not grand theft auto.
"No, apparently my old busted up crappy car was secretly worth a fortune." Marth explained and walked back to his car. Dark drove the car back to the dorm and Marth went to deposit the check into the bank. The cashier gave Marth a surprised glance and shrugged it off.
"College students these days…." She mumbled under her breath. Marth got some of the money in cash and left the rest in the bank.
"Miss! You dropped you cell phone!" a man came running up behind Marth. Marth turned around and sure enough the man had Marth's phone. He took it back and thanked him.
"You….doing anything tonight hunny?" he asked smoothly.
"Sorry, I'm actually a guy." Marth giggled. The guy frowned for a moment then looked thoughtful.
"….Oh…..but are you busy?" he asked again.
"Y-yes I am actually!" Marth stuttered, he wasn't in the mood to be hit on.
"Aww, what about tomorrow night?" he asked persistently.
"Sorry, but I'm not interested!" Marth finally shouted irritatedly.
"Well fine! Your hair style is ugly as fuck anyways!" the man shouted back and ran back into the building. Marth frowned, his hair was just fine. He got inside his car and looked at himself in the driver's mirror.
'Not bad…..but I could use a hair cut….' He thought as he pulled away from the bank. He drove off to the nearest hair and nail salon and ran in.
"Is anyone free? I've just been told I'm ugly…." Marth panted as he ran to the counter.
"Having a bad day are we?" the woman behind the counter asked.
"Well no actually, but some creep told me my hair was ugly!" Marth whined.
"It's not ugly darlin', it just needs some pizazz!" she said as shit lifted up a lock of his flat hair.
She seated Marth in one of the seats and leaned him back to wash his hair and put a little conditioner in it. She then moved him over to a seat that adjusted so she could cut his hair properly.
"What was kind of style were you going for?" she asked as she brushed his hair out.
"The same as it is now, just trim it. The ends are dead and fried." He poked at the ends of his bangs. She began snipping away and within ten minutes she was done. She blow dried his hair and styled it for him.
"Ta da!" she said as she turned him to face the mirror. Marth gasped in surprise, it was by far the best hair cut he'd had yet. Even when he was a royal prince his hairstylist wasn't this good!
"Damn you did a good job!" he exclaimed as he examined himself in the mirror.
"Want your eyebrows and make-up done too?" she asked as she held out a palate of eye shadow colors.
"Sure, but I've never had my eyebrows done before. Doesn't that hurt?" he asked slightly nervous.
"A little, but not much. It's like pulling a bandaid off." She reassured him and applied wax to his eyebrows. She ripped the waxed paper off and Marth grimaced a little. She repeated it on the other side and plucked away any strays that didn't make it.
"Okay! Make-up time!" she exclaimed happily and applied back eye liner, grey eye shadow, dark blue eye shadow. She put concealer on his face and some light blush. She put a touch of pinkish-red lipstick on his lips and was finished.
"You are probably one of the cutest gays I've ever seen in my life!" she giggled energetically as she looked him up and down.
"Uhm, thanks." He blushed. In Japan that comment would never of been made in public, but here in America it was embraced, which Marth loved.
"Ohh, we almost forgot your nails! Have you ever gotten your nails done?" she asked wiggling her eyes brows. In truth, Marth had never even heard of fake nails until America. It wasn't very common in Japan and he'd never had it done before.
"Sure, why not?" he said and sat down at the nail table. She made quick work of his nails and painted them light blue with a silver sparkly French tip. He thanked her and paid his bill and left the store feeling refreshed. He cautiously got in his car and turned it on without messing up his nail polish. He drove to Taco Bell and picked up Roy some food and drove back to the hospital. He parked and walked inside where he was told to wait outside for a few minutes because Roy's examination wasn't over yet
He waited patiently and was finally allotted inside.
"Hey babe, how'd the exam go?" Marth asked as he sat down next to him.
"God awful! That doctor had cold hands!" he hissed. Marth laughed and handed him the food which Roy took happily.
"So I traded in the car." Marth grinned. Roy looked up with a mouth full of tacos and blinked.
"Hrmmmshhh wsshhhit wuuurf?" he asked, surprisingly Marth understood his question.
"Hundred grand and a sports car." Marth said in a joking tone. Roy laughed and swallowed his food.
"No seriously, did we at least get a thousand back, did you get a new car for us?" he asked giving Marth a serious look.
"Okay so…where did you get that car from anyways?" Marth asked, dodging Roy's question.
"From my uncle who passed away. He had it parked in his garage, but he never drove it. When he died he left it to me in his will." He explained.
"I can only imagine why. Roy that car was worth a hundred thousand dollars on trade in." Marth explained calmly.
"Ha ha, very funny Marth. Just tell me we got screwed over, it's okay. We'll use the money from the lawsuit to buy a good car this time." Roy grabbed Marth's hand and Marth began laughing.
"See, you're laughing! You liar!" Roy smiled.
"It's funny because I'm not lying!" Marth said as he opened his purse and showed Roy the cash he had. Roy's eyes popped out of his skull. Marth had at least ten grand in 100s in his purse.
"Why're you carrying that around like that?" he hissed.
"To prove I'm not lying, I knew you wouldn't believe me if I told you that our crappy little car was worth a hundred grand. To top it off the guy threw it a free all-black sport car for you!" Marth knew he'd hit a pot in Roy's head that triggered his happy senses.
"A-are you serious?" Roy exclaimed as his eyes went wide.
"Yup, here look at the bank transaction receipt!" Marth handed him the piece of paper. Thankfully the doctors had already removed the brain aneurism from Roy's head or it would of popped right there.
"I got myself a car too, so I don't have to wait around for you to come pick me up anymore." Marth showed him the car keys.
Marth stayed by Roy's side until visitation hours were over. It took Roy a total of two hours to realize that Marth has gotten his hair and nails done. It also took him three hours to realize that the Taco Bell gave him diarrhea.
Marth drove home in silence and went straight into his room. It was only ten o'clock and he wasn't tired, so sleep was out of the question. He laid on the bed in thought for a few minutes until a knock on his door brought him back to his senses.
"Marth! Come join us!" the voice yelled.
"Come in!" he called out ,feeling too lazy to come to the door. The door popped open and Zelda walked in.
"Oh, were you sleeping?" she asked.
"No, just thinking. What's up?"
"We're all going out to eat now. All of us are going to some fancy restaurant, so dress nice if you wanna come!" she smiled. Marth took notice of her posh dress as she spoke and tilted his head.
"This dorm? Nice restaurant? Does not compute…" he joked.
"Oh relax, everyone's sober and the staff is paying for it! God I love this school already and I haven't even stepped foot into a classroom yet!" she sighed dreamily.
"Yeah…me too…" Marth wasn't sure if he was thrilled or appalled. So far the heaven and hell motto was living up to its reputation quite well….
"Oh you sound bummed out! Let's cheer you up! Put on some nice clothes and come to dinner with us! I hear they're having a live orchestra and we can dance!" she pointed out.
"Orchestra? Dance floor? Is it homecoming or something?" he asked bewildered.
"No, no! It's supposedly part of the Ice breaker Party, but not a party. It's IBP minus the skinny dipping and booze." She giggled at the look on Marth's face.
"I'm assuming IBP means Ice Breaker Party, so okay. I'll go. Just how fancy do I have to dress?" he asked as he inspected Zelda's dress. She looked like she was ready for prom.
"Dress like you're about to propose to your lover at an incredibly fancy restaurant."
"Okay….would it be inappropriate if I wore a dress?" he asked, Marth did not possess nice clothing.
"No, in fact I advise it!" she clapped.
"Well I don't have a dress, do I have time to go buy or borrow one?"
"Sadly you and I are two totally different sizes. I don't think any of the girls here would wear your size. Except…..Saiya! Saiya is about your size!" she exclaimed. She grabbed him by the wrist and practically yanked him into the hallway and knocked on the staff door.
"Saiya!" she called out. The door opened and Saiya stood in the doorway is a gorgeous red dress.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Marth is in need of a pretty dress and none of the other girls here would wear his size. Do you think you can hook him up?" Zelda's excitement was beginning to scare Marth.
"S-sure! Come on in Pretty Boy." She said and opened the door all the way. Zelda tried to follow him in there but Saiya warded her off telling her it was going to be a surprise.
"Okay Pretty Boy, what color do you want? I have a dress in just about every color and style imaginable! Well….maybe not that many. Mine can actually make you a dress in less than five minutes!" she chirped.
"Are you serious?" he asked dumbfounded. Was it really possible to make a dress in five minutes?
"I sure can!" Mine exclaimed as she bounced around the corner from the bathroom.
"I made most of Saiya's dresses myself! The one she's wearing now only took me twenty minutes!" Mine grabbed Saiya's hand and made her do a twirl to frill out the dress.
"I see. Do you think you could make me one?" he asked as he examined the laces on Saiya's red, sparkly dress.
"Sure, what color and style do you want?" she asked excitedly.
"White and sparkly? Maybe a blue trim of some sort?" he asked unsure. She nodded and told him to strip to his underwear. Marth was glad he wasn't wearing a thong that day, but still women's underwear. He was glad that Mine didn't seem to mind at all and sighed in relief.
"Hm….you have the exact same body as Xellos!" she exclaimed as he finished measuring him.
"I do?" Marth looked amazed for a minute then thought. Maybe she was right….
"Mhm! That makes it a lot easier for me too. I've never made Xellos a dress before because he wouldn't wear it, but I've made him other things!" she said as she pulled out some white sparkly material. She wrapped Marth in the material, pinned it, cut it, took it off, threw it on the sewing machine and went to work. Within fifteen minutes she had a ballroom gown that was fit for a princess. Marth put the dress on and looked in the mirror. It hugged him in all the right places.
"Oh thank you Mine!" he exclaimed as he spun around. He turned to face her and saw her sewing something else. She finished in less than two minutes and handed it to Marth.
"You'll need these too!" she said and Marth examined the elbow length gloves that didn't include fingers. It was more or less a sleeve that covered the tops of his hands.
He hugged her and Saiya loaned Marth a pair of white heels. As they were walking out of the dorm as a big group, Marth looked around and frowned.
"Isn't Xellos coming?" he asked.
"Yup, he's already there! He went ahead of everyone to reserve our seats. There are fifty-six of us you know!" she informed him. He knew that there were a lot of people in the dorm, but fifty-six?
Marth drove in his own car with Dark, Vaati and Pichu. Once at the restaurant Marth's jaw dropped.
"The Blue Planet is where we're eating?" Marth asked in amazement.
"Wow!" Vaati whispered to himself.
"I heard last year the dorm went to the white house in Washington D.C." Dark said. Link, Pichu and vaati all looked back at him.
"What?" Dark blinked, why was everyone staring at him.
"Dumbass." They said in unison.
"What?" he growled.
"They so did not go to the fucking white house!" Vaati snitched at him and got out of the car.
"Daisy told me they did!" he tried to convince them, but they were already walking away.
He grumpily followed them into the restaurant and sat down between Vaati and Ganon. He was used to being their wall because the two often fought if he didn't stand between them. Marth walked in as nothing short of amazed. The floor was solid marble and the walls made of a polished stone he only saw in castles. He'd like to say his princely upbringing made him feel right at home here, but it did not. It only served to remind him of all the bad things he'd left back in Japan. He walked to the tables, where his friends were, in a slight daze. He sat down at a random seat as he continued to gaze around at the wondrous building. A sudden clanking sound to his left caught his attention.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Was the clanking sound of Xellos tapping his fork against his empty wine glass.
"Welcome everyone! This is the Smash University Boarding Dorm eat out number four! Every year we celebrate the new students that come to the dorms and humiliate them by making them ballroom waltz! Last year we went to the white house, but we couldn't do that again this year. They already had the whole place booked solid so we had to resort to the Blue Planet instead."
"See! I told you!" Dark hissed at Vaati who only rolled his eyes.
"Shh!" Ganon bonked Dark on the head. Dark proceeded to punch Ganon in the jaw which made him begin to bleed. They started a small brawl and everyone was glaring at them. Vaati did a few little chants and turned them to stone.
"Th-thank you Vaati…." Xellos said unsurely.
"As I was saying…Wait, Vaati does that spell wear off?" he tried to continue his speech, but could not withhold the question.
"Nope." Vaati took a sip of his drink casually.
"Okay good, moving on!" Xellos chirped.
"I think I'll finish the speech." Saiya giggled as she stood up.
Saiya gave them the proper speech and everyone clapped. She bowed and sat down just in time for the servers to come take their orders. They all sat and chatted happily while they waited for their food. Vaati had to turn Ganon and Dark back into humans so that they could order. Once the food arrived there was very little talk except for Vaati, Dark and Ganon all squabbling. Just as they finished eating all the lights dimmed and classy music began playing. Some of the students got up to slow dance, but not many.
"Oh Link! Let's dance!" Zelda grabbed his arm. He groaning in protest, but he caved when she began making a puppy face. She drug him out to the dance floor and they began dancing slowly.
Marth sunk down in his chair a little, he wished Roy was there so that they could dance. He watched as all the other dorm students danced and swirled around in circles for a few minutes.
"Marth." A soft voice from behind him called out. Marth spun around quickly in surprise and the image of Xellos stared back at him.
"O-oh…Xellos." He whispered.
"Care to dance?" Xellos offered, but Marth shook his head. He wanted to dance with Roy, the guilt of hanging out with Xellos all the time was beginning to weigh down on him.
"Is something wrong?" Xellos asked as he sat down in the seat next to Marth.
"Not really, I just wish Roy was here…." He sighed deeply.
"You had Mine make you that beautiful dress just for you to not dance in it? I'm appalled!" Xellos said with fake pain. This make Marth crack a small smile.
"Fine, just one song though." Marth agreed and stood up. Xellos led him out to the dim dance floor and grabbed him by the waist. Marth put a hand on his shoulder and the other his Xellos' right hand. They glided swiftly across the dance floor and mixed in rather well with all the other students.
"What's up with you tonight? You act like you don't feel well." Xellos asked with concern.
"I'm fine, just missing Roy is all." Marth reassured him, but Xellos frowned. Marth wasn't sure if the frown was out of concern that Marth might be upset for a different reason, or because he mentioned Roy. "Now you're the one who looks upset." Marth grinned at Xellos' frown.
"Nope! I'm never upset!" Xellos perked up and made Marth do a twirl and increased their pace. They wound up dancing together for the whole night and they were the last ones to head home.
"Well I guess the people that were in my car found a different ride home. You drove yourself here didn't you?" Marth asked as they walked out of the building.
"Yeah, my bike is over there." Xellos pointed to the black and dark purple motorcycle.
"Well my car is that way." He pointed in the opposite direction.
"I'll see you at home!" Marth said as he waved goodbye.
"I'm not going straight home, I have stuff to do first." Xellos said and they parted ways.
Marth pulled out of the parking lot and sped off down the highway. A soft beeping sound caught his attention. The low on gas light was blinking and beeping. Marth pulled over into a gas station and began to fill his car. He waited patiently and leaned against his car feeling tired. His feet throbbed slightly and his head felt hot. He moaned in discomfort and then heard a loud whistle from his side. A man walked up to stand beside Marth. He jumped in surprise slightly as the gruff looking man approached.
"Uhh…" was all Marth got out before the man against the new white car beside Marth.
"You look like you just got back from Prom baby, how was it? Where's your boyfriend?" he asked with a sly wink.
"None of your business, now I'd appreciate if you got off of my car." Marth huffed stubbornly.
"That's no way to act to the man you're gonna marry someday!" he frowned and tried to touch Marth's cheek buy Marth moved away from him.
"That's incredibly rude, I'm not interested! I have a boyfriend and I have no intentions of dating someone like you!" Marth said as he pulled out the gas pump and stormed inside the gas station to pay and get the hell out of there. Marth watched out the gas station windows and saw the man walking away back to his own car and sighed in relief. He paid then walked cautiously back to his car and got in. He started it back up and began to put it in drive when a pressure was placed against the back of his head.
"Goddamnit! Really?" he hissed as he turned around. He already knew it was the man that was flirting with him.
"Yeah really sweet stuff, now drive." He commanded and hopped into the passenger side seat.
"Oh god…where to?" he asked giving in.
"My place, get on the highway." He ordered and put the gun back to Marth's head. Marth let out an aggravated sigh and did as he was told. He drove out onto the highway and into traffic.
"Now where?" Marth asked flatly.
"Get off on exit three." He commanded. Marth got off on the exit and was then told to turn into an apartment complex. He whipped out his cellphone and called someone and within seconds three other guys hopped into Marth's car.
"Whooo you scored a hottie this time!" one said as he ogled Marth. Marth rolled his eyes and backed out of the parking spot upon command.
"So what're you guys gonna do to me? Rape me? Rob me? Hold me for ransom?" he asked as he got back on the highway.
"Rape ya!" one said from the back seat as they sniffed his hair. Marth frowned and tried his best to stay calm, but the fear was beginning to set in.
"Okay that house at the end of the road, pull off down there." The gunman said as he pointed to an isolated house. Marth swallowed hard, how was he going to get out of this one?
Marth parked relatively far away from the house in hopes that his car would be visible from the highway and got out. He considered making a run for it while the others were getting out of the car, but he didn't think he could that he could run very well in heels. The gunman put the gun away while one of the other guys handcuffed Marth's wrists together behind his back. They took Marth inside the house and into an upstairs room and tossed him onto the bed. Marth tried to verbally protest, but they gaged and blindfolded him. They threw him onto his stomach on the bed and pulled him up by the waist Marth rolled his eyes and the gag stifled a giggle. They were in for a big surprise….
The man lifted up Marth's skirt to reveal is his soft white legs and the man ran his hands up and down them. He lifted the skirt all the way up and tossed it over Marth's backside and pulled his underwear down.
"Nice! She shaves!" he said as he spread Marth's legs apart.
"Holy shit! Guys we have a problem…." The man frowned and Marth burst out laughing through the gag.
"What's wrong chief?" another asked.
"It's a dude…..you fuckin' got a gay dude you tard!" he back handed the gunman.
"Shit seriously? It's a guy?" he ran over and looked at Marth's genitalia. He sighed and pulled his underwear back up and put the skirt back down.
"What now? We're not gonna rape a guy and we can't just let him go. He'll snitch on us!" he said as he tapped his chin in thought. He got an idea and ungagged Marth and took off the blindfold. Marth began freely laughing hysterically.
"Yeah shut it fag-tard. The joke's over. Why didn't you mention being a guy at the gas station?" the gunman asked as he pointed the gun back at Marth.
"Well honestly, you never asked and I wasn't about to tell some stranger that I'm a gay guy. It's your own faults! You were intending to kidnap an innocent girl and rape her! Why should I give you any explanation whatsoever?" Marth turned his head to face away from them.
"Well then…" the gunman said as he grabbed Marth harshly by the chin and made him face him eye to eye. "That dress is pretty swanky. Mommy and daddy probably got a lotta cash sitting around. Maybe if you tell us who they are we'll let you go!"
"Fat chance, this dress was loaned to me by a friend. I'm an orphan and am in college. I'm broke as a joke." He lied. For starters Mine gave him the dress, he had over a hundred thousand in the bank and he was no orphan. He's a run away prince!
"What's your name queer?" he asked as he let go of Marth's chin and places the gun to his forehead.
"Is the damn gun necessary? I'm handcuffed and there's like four of you buff guys here. I'm not going to be able to get away." Marth gave him a dumb look and the man put the gun in his pocket.
"Alright, but no funny business!" he walked away and sat down in a chair across the room.
"Now answer." he asked calmly from the chair.
"Marth."
"Okay Marth. Where do you live?"
"On campus at my college."
"Any roommates?" his hopes forgetting something out of this kidnapping was rising.
"Yes."
"Any willing to come save you?"
"I sure hope so."
"Well hows about we give them a call? Give me one of your roomies numbers and maybe we'll work out a deal with them. If they refuse, we'll bury you alive." He said as he pulled out a cell phone. Marth gave him Zelda's number knowing that she was smart enough to alert the staff.
"Hello missy Zelda, do you know who I am?" the man asked with a click of his tongue.
"Ew no! Who is this? How'd you get my number? How do you even know my name?" Marth could hear Zelda on the other end.
"My name is Ross. I've picked up your little friend Martha Stewart here and we're gonna have some fun with him. Well rather….we're gonna bury him alive!"
"What? Oh my god! Do you mean Marth?" she screeched.
"Yep. Me and my buddies have your little princess and we're wanting money. If you give us….oh say….all the money you can scrounge up between you, your family and your friends, we'll let him go. If not, we'll bury him alive." He snickered.
"Oh god….Wh-where….where do you want to make the trade? Where should I meet you?"
"Meet us behind the gas station right off of the main highway. The only gas station around for miles. You know the one." He hung up and ordered his men to drag Marth back to the car. They then drove to the gas station and waited for Zelda to bring the promised money.
Zelda ran out of her room and informed the dorm mates of what had happened to Marth. Dark began crying like a baby and Ganon laughed as hard as he could. Zelda threw a lamp at him and everyone began thinking of ideas to save Marth.
"Well we're all smash fighters! Can't we beat the guy to a bloody pulp?" Link flexed his arm.
"No! Marth is a fighter too! I'm sure the man has a weapon of some sort or else Marth would've just beat the shit out of him." Zelda explained, she was beginning to shake with fear.
"It's okay Zelda, we'll make sure no one shoots him!" Daisy smiled.
"How exactly do you plan to do that?" Zelda frowned.
"Dark said he was going to the hospital and getting Roy. Apparently Roy knows how to kick some ass!" she chirped.
Zelda, Link, Ike, Samus, Snake, Peach and Pit all did a double take and jaw dropped.
"AHHHHh! Someone stop Dark! Roy will get himself killed!" Zelda screamed and ran out the door. She hopped in her car and sped off to the hospital to stop Dark and Roy.
Everyone else followed suit and drove off to the hospital. Once Zelda got there she ran into Roy's room to find him not in there.
"Nurse! Did Roy check out or leave the hospital?" she asked as she panted heavily.
"No, he's down in the cafeteria." The nurse said flatly and pointed to a sign that said 'cafeteria'. Zelda ran off in that direction and into the incredibly crowded room. The room was massive, full of patients and doctors and worse of all she was short and unable to see Roy. She scanned the around and walked through crowds of people. She finally spotted Dark within the chaos and ran over to him by pushing people out of the way.
"Damnit Dark!" she cursed and grabbed him by the arm. "You're lucky I found you before you found Roy!"
"Hm? Oh, I already told him. He left like thirty seconds ago. I drove his new car here and gave him the keys. I'm starving so I offered to stay here until he got back." Dark said and took a sip of the drink he'd yet to pay for. Zelda felt her fist burn with the desire to punch him, but controlled it and took out her cell phone.
"Daisy, we need to go to that gas station. Now." She said.
"What for?" Daisy asked from the other end as she entered the hospital.
"Dark already told Roy and he left already. If we're fast enough we can stop him."
"Aye aye, we're on it. Meet you there." Daisy said before she hung up. Zelda grabbed Dark by the collar of his shirt, took the drink from him, slammed the drink down on the counter and dragged him out of the hospital. She threw him in her car and they drove off to the gas station.
Marth sighed deeply, he wasn't liking this at all. They had his hands cuffed behind his back and a gun pointed to his head again. This time the gunman drove his own car and Marth's was left at the abandoned house. He wasn't sure why, but they insisted on taking their own car.
"I need to go to the bathroom." Marth complained.
"You're not going anywhere." The gunman said sternly.
"Fine, I'll just piss on your seat." Marth grinned and pretended to relieve himself.
"No! Don't do that! Get him out of the car!" he said as the other two men threw Marth out of the car and roughly onto the gravel of the back parking lot of the gas station where he'd originally been kidnapped from. Marth hissed in pain and tried his best to sit up. The gunman grabbed Marth by the hair and yanked him upwards to his knees.
"Bastard!" he yelled.
"Boss, he didn't really do it. He was faking." One of the men pointed to the perfectly clean seat.
"Oh, but still. Prick!" the man kicked Marth to the ground. Marth's face was now bruised on the left cheek and his lip was cut. Tear began to form in Marth's eyes finally and he whimpered slightly.
"That's right, princess. Let the tears out." The gunman said sadistically. Marth grunted and used his heeled foot to kick the gunman in the crotch. The man nearly fell over and shot three warning shots at Marth, all of which landed dangerously close to Marth's head. The real fear began to sink in at this point.
"Oh my god, did you guys just hear gunshots?" Daisy's eyes went wide.
"Yes! Put the petal to metal Daisy!" Rosalina cried out and Daisy obliged. She floored the car and within seconds saw police light flash behind her.
"If they think they're gonna pull us over they're in for some bad news!"
Daisy nearly crashed into three other cars and the gas pump itself as she sped into the parking lot and slammed on the brakes. Everyone got out of the car and stopped dead in their tracks. Roy was in a fist fight with the gunman who was attempting to shoot him, but unable to point properly because Roy was grabbing at the gun. The girls all jumped in and dog piled on the gunman. The three other men pulled guns out of the trunk and tried to shoot them, but it was too late. Daisy's high heel was already in one of the gunman's face and Zelda and Dark were ganging up on the other two. Within two minutes more than half of the dorm was brawling and smashing the gunmen to bits. Saiya pulled up and separated everyone.
"Give me the keys to the hand cuffs and I won't murder you." Saiya threatened.
"Ugh….nnngg….r-right…like we're giving in. I don't care how many of you there are, we have guns!"
"Last time I checked, guns don't work on people who are already technically dead." Saiya's voice dripped with venomous danger.
"Hah! What are you? A zombie?" he laughed manically.
"A vampire." She stated flatly. "I might not eat you if you give me the keys."
"V—vvv.v.v….Like in that shitty book?" he stuttered.
"No, like in the devil's bible!" she screeched and slammed her foot down on the man's arm. He reached into his back pocket and tossed her the keys. Once she had the keys she tossed them to Roy who uncuffed Marth. Roy cradled the battered Marth in his arms and a couple tears dripped down his cheeks.
The cops that had been chasing Daisy pulled up, investigated and arrested the kidnappers. Marth and Roy were both sent to the hospital and the other dorm mates went home. Roy was sent back to his room and Marth was being examined by a doctor. He gave Marth the okay to go home, but he decided to head up to Roy's room where he was arguing with the doctors and resisting getting his head bandages changes.
"Roy, settle down." Marth giggled from the doorway. Roy's head spun around to see Marth with a few bandages on his face, smeared make up and a tattered dress. Roy nodded and allowed the doctor to finish. Once the man left Roy sat Indian style on his bed and faced Marth.
"Thank you for rescuing me babe!" Marth gave Roy a kiss on the cheek, but Roy looked indifferent.
"Why aren't you more careful?" he asked solemly.
"What?" Marth was taken back, what was he talking about?
"You could have been killed! Why are you so reckless?" Roy looked him dead in the eye with a mixture of anger and sadness.
"I wasn't being reckless! I was at the gas station getting gas! That guy hopped in my car when I was inside paying, he had a gun! What was I supposed to do?" Marth retorted. He grit his teeth in anger, Roy knew just how to piss him off.
"Uhh….you're a smash fighter enrolled in Smash University…..kick his ass maybe?" Roy said flatly.
"There were four of them, all with guns! Let's see you do any better!" Marth was on the verge of tears.
"That's why I need to get out of here. I don't like the idea of you being able to run around wherever you want without me. It's too dangerous."
"Are you saying I'm incapable of surviving without you?"
"Yes, you were almost killed tonight. Had I of been there none of that would ever of-"
"Bullshit! Had you of been there when it first happened you would've gotten yourself killed! I'm tired of you talking down to me like I'm a helpless child! I'm not your child, I'm not helpless, I can protect myself and I don't need you!" Marth dashed out of the hospital room and down the hallway. Inside the elevator going down he burst out into tears and fell to the floor on his knees. When the doors opened he made a mad run for his car, but frowned when he remembered that the ambulance drove him here. He pulled out his cellphone and called Zelda to come pick him up. Within minutes she pulled up and Marth got in.
"Where to? Home I'm assume- Hey, what's with the tears?" Zelda tried to wipe a tear off of his cheek but he pulled away. "Okay, what happened between you two this time?" she sighed.
"He called me a helpless child." Marth mumbled.
"Say what? Why would he say that?" Zelda asked as she turned onto the highway. Marth only shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know, but I want to go pick up my car. Roy's is stuck at the gas station parked only god knows where and mine is at the kidnapper's house."
"Okay, you'll have to show me where." She said a little leery. "It may not be the best idea for you to go get it yourself. There could be more bad guys in that area." Zelda advised.
"I can handle it." Marth mumbled again.
"You couldn't handle it before, why's that changed now?" Zelda asked with a quirked brow.
"Because the moment I see someone, I'm kicking their ass!" Marth crossed his arms.
Zelda pulled up to the location and sure enough, Marth's car was and let him out. Marth walked over to his car and looked inside to make sure another bad guy wasn't inside. A slight scuffling sound from within the dark car alerted Marth who let out a girly scream. Zelda can running over to back him up and hugged him. They braced themselves for the worst when the car door swung open and a gloved hand stuck out. Marth squeezed his eyes shut in fear and clutched Zelda tightly.
"Hi Marth!" a sweet voice said lovingly. Marth's eyes popped open when he realized that the voice was familiar.
"X-xellos?" Marth screeched in surprise at the sight of his friend, or possibly his next kidnapper…
"Hello there, didn't expect to see you back at the scene of the crime!" Xellos smiled widely.
"W-well….I came back to get my car. On that note, why're you in it?" Marth finally let go of Zelda who had also relaxed.
"I figured that since it was abandoned, that the keys would still be inside of it." He said as he continued his search inside the car.
"I think I just left them in the ignition." Marth pointed out and felt around the steering wheel, but found nothing. "Do you think the bad guys pulled them out?" Marth frowned.
"Nope, here they are!" Xellos held up the keys that he'd pulled out from under the front seat and used them to turn the car on. Marth waved Zelda off and she was allowed to leave. Marth got into the driver's side of his car and Xellos sat in the passenger's seat.
"Wait, if you're riding with me back to the house, how'd you get here?" Marth asked.
"Oh..ehhh…I walked?" Xellos said unsurely.
"You don't remember?"
"No, I do. I just ran here."
"Why didn't you take a car?"
"Car accident on the way here, which is why I was late coming to help save you….I'm sorry…I failed…." Xellos put his head down and rested his forehead on the tops of his knees that were bent upwards with his feet on the seat. Marth giggled softly at this image.
"Well are you alright?" Marth asked and patted him on the head.
"Yeah, but the other driver wasn't. I think he spilled hot coffee on his crotch!" Xellos perked up again with a chuckle.
"Well somehow I doubt you'd manage to get yourself killed anyways. You never seem to die." Marth said, but Xellos wasn't sure if it was a compliment or an insult.
"Hey, since my bike is trashed, and lying out in the highway in pieces, wanna drive me to where I was gonna go after this?" Xellos asked as he pulled out his cell phone and texted someone.
"Uhh, sure. Where were you headed?"
"The same place as last time." Xellos chirped.
"Last time?" Marth blinked in confusion.
"The coffee shop."
"Ohh okay."
"So I heard some shit went down between you and Roy at the hospital." Xellos said casually.
"Wait, that just happened. How do you already know?" Marth asked as he gripped the steering wheel tightly.
"Roy called me and bitched at me, he thinks it's my fault….." he sighed.
"Oh good god….what is he thinking?" Marth slumped in his seat, Roy was a dope.
Once at the coffee shop Xellos hopped out of the car and Marth waved goodbye to him, but Xellos grabbed his arm. After several minutes of bickering back and forth, Marth finally agreed to come inside. They're all seated, but this time there's a new quest on board…
"Roy?" Marth gasped out when he saw the red head sitting between Saiya and Suzaku.
"Yeah, we need to talk." His voice was dangerously low. Marth knew this tone and it meant he was pissed off.
"Indeed, we do." Marth sat down directly across from him and Xellos sat beside Marth.
"I wanna get one thing straight, at the hospital when you said I don't need you, was that your way of breaking up with me?" Roy's voice dropped in anger significantly and now had a softer, sadder tone.
"N-no! Of course not! I was just stating that I don't need to be around you twenty four-seven for protection. Yeah I got kidnapped, but he had a gun. What could you of possibly done?" Marth explained and then averted his eyes away from him.
There was complete silence between everyone except Mine who offered to grab everyone's drink. She came back and everyone was still dead silent. The only thing that'd changed was Xellos and Roy were in a death-staring-match.
"I see as though….okay this just isn't working! Roy, you confronted us for help. Are you just going to sit there and stare at him until he explodes or are you going to ask what you came here to ask him?" Mine screeched with her hands on her hips.
"I-…I can't do it now….He won't even fucking look me in the eye!" Roy exclaimed as he slammed his fist down on the table making everyone's drink's slosh around. Marth turned slowly to face him, but this time without fear or any soft emotions.
"What exactly are you trying to ask me, Roy?" Marth's voice was a thousand times lower and darker than Roy's was; he'd never heard Marth so angry before. Roy could feel the anxiety and fear welling up inside of his chest and begin to spread up to his neck. That feeling of terror that grasps ahold of your neck and strangles you was now creeping up Roy's spine. Marth was like an evil monster from hell when he was mad.
'It's now or never apparently.' Roy thought as he braced himself for the worst.
"Marth, are you cheating on me?" Roy's voice was whimpering and he looked like he was ready to cry.
"Huh…?" was all Marth got out.
"Are you cheating on me…with that monster?" Roy repeated, but this time he pointed at Xellos.
"Nope. As much as I wish he was, he's not. Truth is-" Xellos was cut off by Roy throwing his hot coffee all over his face.
"I wasn't talking to you, fuckin' monster!" Roy spat at him.
Marth gasped, stood up and backed away from the table.
"Roy, what the fuck is wrong with you? When I bashed your head in with that lamp for raping me, did I knock a screw loose?" Marth asked in absolute disgust for him.
"Y-you…..wait, you said….Are you trying to say that I got this head injury from you?" Roy asked as he touched the fabric of the head bandages. Marth just stood there with tears forming in his eyes.
"Yeah, I….I gotta go.." Marth ran out of the coffee shop and got in his car. He turned it on and sped out of the parking lot as fast as possible. He drove down the highway and slowed his speed as to not get pulled over. He considered going back to the dorms, but Roy could easily find him there. He wound up choosing to go to pull into a dark alley somewhere in town. He sat in his car in the darkness and burst into tears for what seemed like nearly twenty minutes.
'I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna end this.' Marth thought as he meekly picked up his cell phone. Just as he picked it up, it began ringing. Roy's name came up on the caller ID and he answered it.
"Listen to me Roy we-"
"Marth, I'm sorry! You know I'm a fucking retard! I'm so sorry!" Marth could clearly tell that Roy was sobbing into the phone.
"How much more of your bullshit do you think I can take?" Marth asked sternly.
"I'm sorry, I'll stop. I just can't help it. Seeing you talk to Xellos, or even think about other men makes me crazy! I can't stand the thought of you with someone else! When you talk to other guys it makes me want to rip my hair out and set myself on fire!"
"Roy, where are you?" Marth sighed.
"In Saiya's car on the highway." Roy's sobbing was starting to slow down, but the chaotic emotions were still very evident in his voice.
"Tell her to pull into town, I'm between the Shamrock bar and the…leotard store?" Marth tried getting a glimpse of the nearby signs, but it was very dark outside.
They hung up and within minutes Roy was standing outside of Marth's car and Saiya drove off. Roy got into the passenger's side and sat down. They were silent for a few minutes, but Marth finally broke it.
"Why'd you throw coffee on Xellos?" was the first thing that Marth could think of to ask.
"He was talking about how much he wanted to have sex with you, and you know I hate it when men flirt with you." Roy said flatly, he seemed to have of finally calmed down.
"He was being silly, he wasn't trying to piss you off."
"If it's any reconciliation, I apologized to him before I left. He didn't even seem angry or anything, just oblivious." Roy snorted.
"He's never mad. I don't get it either. For the record I kissed him during spin the bottle…that's all that happened. I didn't even have a choice." Marth confessed. Roy was about to get angry again, but Marth put a hand over his mouth.
"I'm giving you an option now." Marth said then removed his hand.
"What's that?" Roy's eyes brows lifted in interest.
"You want to stay with me, right?" Marth asked with a completely even and serious tone.
"Yes! Of course!" Roy pleaded.
"I won't leave you on two conditions."
"Okay…"
"One, you take anger management classes or medication or something, because you're smothering me."
"Deal."
"Two, I can be friends with Xellos without you getting pissed off every time I talk to him."
Roy remained silent and frowned.
"Deal, or no deal, you have to choose."
"Uhh…case number four?" Roy snickered at his own joke. Marth sighed then giggled.
"Is case four yes or no?" Marth asked with a soft smile.
"Case number four is in here." Roy said as he pulled a small case out of his pocket. "When we were at the coffee shop, I figured you were too angry to answer, so I got nervous and asked something totally stupid. I wasn't even thinking that you were cheating on me really."
Marth was having heart failure at the sight of the small, black box that Roy was shoving in his direction.
"R-roy,….what is that? I-er….well uh….What the fuck are you doing?" Marth backed away in fear and confusion.
"Marth, will you marry me?" Roy asked in his sweetest, but not fake, voice. Marth's moth hung open slightly and his eyes laid upon the pristine diamond ring inside the box. A couple tears streaked down Marth cheeks, but he was able to answer.
"Yes, a thousand times yes!" Marth exclaimed and took the ring and put it on his finger.
With that said Marth reached over and pulled Roy over by the cheeks to face him and pushed their lips together. After well over five minutes of kissing, licking and heavy petting Marth's cellphone began ringing again. They scuffled around until they reached his phone and answered it.
"Hello?" Marth answered happily.
"Oh, you said delightful. I'm assuming you and Roy patched things up." Zelda said.
"Better than that, he proposed!" Marth squealed like a twelve year old girl at a concert. Roy found it obnoxiously adorable, Zelda found it painful. Her ears began ringing and thought she'd misheard him.
"Did you just say…proposed?" she asked just to make sure.
"Yeah!" Marth giggled.
"Oh my god! Did you accept?" she asked.
"Uhh…duuurrrp le hurrr yeah!" he said sarcastically.
"Holy shit! When will you guys be home?" Zelda asked as she jumped up and down. Everyone in the dorm looked at her like she had lost her mind.
"Did you win the lottery Zelda?" Peach asked from the couch.
"No! Marth and Roy are engaged now!" she squealed and everyone in the room was sent into an uproar. Luckily Zelda had hung up or Marth would have of gotten embarrassed.
"Wait, weren't they just fighting?" Daisy asked.
"Yeah, but obviously they made up! They said they won't be home for a couple hours because they're gonna go celebrate. We need to throw a party for them when they get back!" Zelda exclaimed.
"Sweet! Another party! Hey Xellos! Are you gonna play bartender?" Zelda asked happily, then frowned when she remembered. She had forgotten that he fancied Marth and that he had just gotten home from Roy dumping coffee all over him.
"Guess I have no choice, do I?" Xellos chuckled as he pulled the towel off of his head. He had taken a shower as soon as he got home.
Marth and Roy would of gone out for dinner, but Marth was still in his tattered ballroom dress and Roy was in a hospital gown, pants and hospital slippers.
"Did you at least check-out of the hospital?" Marth asked.
"Yes! They said it was okay if I got out two days early. Apparently in my last exam they said I was healing quickly."
"Well that's good. Since we can't go anywhere fancy, wanna go through a drive-through and pretend it's romantic?" Marth suggested as he drove around town.
"Suuuuuure, as long as it's either Taco Bell or KFC!" Roy said cheerfully. Marth laughed at his renewed vigor.
They ate at the parking lot of Taco Bell while talking about their classes at Smash U and their wedding. They agreed that next summer or next year was the best time for a wedding. After they finished eating they got back into the car and drove back to the dorms where the others laid in wait for them. They parked and got out of the car, but as they were walking up to the door they met up with Dark who was smoking a cigarette.
"Yo, you can't go in yet." He said casually.
"Why not?" Marth asked.
"Gotta give the password!" Dark smirked.
"Listen you….we're tired, we need to change clothes and I wanna see what my room looks like, so back off creeper!" Roy hissed.
"Roy chill, it's just Dark. You remember Link right? Well this is his evil twin, Dark!" Marth said enthusiastically.
"Oh my god…oh god…I thought he looked a little familiar! Why didn't Link ever tell us he had a twin?" Roy inched his face closer to Dark's to examine him better.
"I'm not sure, but as far as I know they don't' really get along…" Marth giggled at the sight fo Roy wrinkling his nose at Dark.
"Pass…..word." Dark repeated sinisterly.
"Please?" Roy asked.
"Nope." Dark grinned.
"Open says a me?" Roy asked, this time with a less serious tone.
"Incorrect." Dark crossed his arms.
"Aikotoba?" Roy said slickly.
"What?" Dark's grin fell.
"Aren't you Japanese?" Roy gave him a questionable look.
"Yes…." Dark's elven ears drooped a little at his remark.
"Well that was Japanese for 'password', how could you now know that?" Roy pointed a finger accusingly.
"I-I.,….Marth who is he? Who is this Irish fucktard?" Dark frowned.
"My boyfriend, Roy…." Marht sighed.
"You mean fiancé now!" Roy corrected him. Dark did a fake gasp.
"You're cheating on me Marth?" Dark turned his head away dramatically.
"WHAT?" Roy screeched.
"He's joking, if you've known Link for as long as you have then you can imagine what his evil twin is like…" Marth grabbed Roy by the arm and tried to pull him around to the front door.
"Wait!" Dark exclaimed and ran in front of the door blocking them. "You can't go in without the password! Daisy's orders!"
"I didn't know that the dorm was password protected." Roy said.
"It's not, he's fucking with us. Dark, what's going on?" Marth crossed his arms.
"Uhhh….one sec!" Dark opened the door and slipped inside then closed and locked it.
"Pssst! Daisy! They're here!" he hissed. Daisy's eyes nearly popped out of her skull.
"Okay, stall them for another sixty seconds! Then they can come in!" She instructed him and he nodded. He slipped back out the door where Marth and Roy were standing there expectantly.
"What's going on in there? Did Vaati set the house on fire?" Marth asked irritatedly.
"No." Dark scratched the back of his head.
'Fifty eight…fifty seven….fifty six…'
"Did Luigi shave his mustache for Daisy, cut his jugular vein and bleed to death and there are cops everywhere inside?" Marth tried to guess again.
"Uhhh…noo…."
'Fory seven….forty fix….forty five…'
"Okay, how many people are drunk, naked and passed out on the floor?" Marth began tapping his foot.
'Forty…'
"No…"
"Then did Captain Falcon rape Vaati and now his dead corpse is laying on the kitchen counter?"
'Thirty two…'
"Uhh..that did happen earlier, but Captain Falcon lived. Guess again!"
'twenty five….'
"Okay uhmm…" Marht began thinking.
"What the fuck goes on in this dorm?" Roy asked with a frightful expression. He wasn't sure if he wanted to live here or not.
"Uh…you should totally have of been here for the IBP!" Dark grinned.
'twelve…eleven….B4….O69…..N42….trois….deux…'
"IBP?" Roy blinked.
"Ice-Breaker Party, it's the craziest party you could possibly have without drugs." Marht explained.
'five…..four…'
"Oh, I see…Well can we go in now?" Roy asked.
'three….two…..ow, my ass hurts…..one!'
"Why most certainly!" Dark opened the door and allowed them to walk inside.
"SURPRISE ENGAGMENT PARTY!" everyone shouted. Roy stumbled backwards into Marth and nearly fell over, but Marth on the other hand saw this coming and wasn't surprised.
"So this is Roy, right?" Daisy asked as she inspected the red head.
"I've always wondered what he looked like. He's kind of a ginger…" Link said with a finger on his chin as he looked Roy up and down.
"You know who I am you fucktard!" Roy hissed at Link. Link was shoved out of the way by Zelda and she greeted Roy. Soon everyone was surrounding the two and Roy felt clausterphobic.
"Okay, me and Roy are tired and need t ochange clothes, take a shower, et cetera and we're leaving now. Thank you for the….surprise, but we're very tired!" Marth said nervously and pushed Roy down the hall and into their room.
"Well, the whole reason for the party just went to bed…." Dark frowned.
"PARTY TIME!" Daisy shouted and on command everyone began their crazy party routines.
"Sorry you had to be introduced like that." Marth laughed.
"It's okay, I get the feeling that this place never has any dull moments." Roy said as he stripped himself of his hospital clothing.
"What're you doing?" Marth asked as he grabbed a towel from the rack.
"Going to take a shower." Roy said.
"Well…..the showers are out there, not in the room. Put your clothes back on and I'll show you where the baths are." Marth instructed him and Roy sighed then put his clothes back on. Marth tossed him a towel and a fresh change of clothes and he lead him to the bathrooms.
Once inside they took a steamy shower together. By steamy, I mean really steamy shower. Marth's back was pressed up against the wall with Roy holding him up. Their bodies pressed together and enjoyed each other's company for the first time in nearly a week.
"Welcome home Roy." Marth said then gave him one last kiss on the lips.
"Glad to be back….er….here finally." He chuckled softly.
After their shower they changed into their clothes and joined the party. Everyone seemingly forgot why they were partying, but Marth and Roy didn't care, they danced, sang karaoke miserably and played chicken in the pool anyways.
LK: Ta da! See, I told you it'd be a good chapter! On another note, this fanfic will be updated once a week on Fridays. The 1KFF (one thousand fanfics) has started and there's an entire website dedicated to it! If you go to my profile you can find out when the next updates are and how to get to the website. (There's a link to it there.) You can also request a commission!
P.S. If you see any spelling mistakes….I'm terribly sorry! I will one day come back and correct all of these! When I have time to that is…