DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PJO. KAYY?

And new thing; review for the character you want in the next chapter to be with Percy at Walmart. SO REVIEW(:

Chapter Three: Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares:.. and see what happens.

Percy's POV

"Hey Thalia?"

"What?" She asked in a somewhat irritated voice. I guessed being at Walmart with me wasn't the funnest thing in the world but I was about to change that.

"What do you thing would happen if I walked up to some worker and told them "Code 3 in isle. . I don't know five?" She paused, considering it.

"It'd sound better if you said something else, like.. "Code 3 in housewares!"" Thalia made her voice all deep and official sounding. I had to admit, she was right.

"Come on. Lets go find someone!" She nodded, a huge grin spreading across her face. We ran down a few isles before coming across someone who worked here. Taking a deep breath, I straightened my shoulders and stood as straight and tall as I could. I rushed over to him, faking gasping breaths like I had run all the way here.

"Hurry! T-There's a problem! Code 3 in housewares! You have to get there fast!" I shouted at the poor man. He must have been dosing because his head snapped up and he looked pretty confused for a minute.

"W-Wha..? Oh!" He grabbed the walkie-talkie hanging at his belt and begun to shout into it. "Code 3 in housewares! Hurry, someone report to housewares, there's a fire!" I gulped and ran back to Thalia.

"That pretty funny, Kelp For Brains." She said grinning more than before. I nodded.

"That was pretty epic, Pine-cone Face." She rolled her eyes but only said that "we should get out of her before they call security on us."

Three down, so many more to go.

A bit longer than usually.. anyway like I said before review for who you want to terrorize Walmartians with Percy in the next chapter.

Next Chapter: Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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