~"Breaking the Habit" by Vitamin String Quartet comes on~

Mia: ~Walks onstage~ "Hello, Everyone! The cast will be very excited to hear your reviews and dares!"

Purple: "NO WE WON'T!"

Mia: ~Smirks~ Kit?

~Kit smiles menacingly~

Purple: *meekly* "Shutting up now."

Dib: "Please, just get this OVER with!"

Mia: "I don't think you should be saying that. Because our first reviewer is CullenGirl14, and she had a very interesting dare for…" ~waves finger back and forth among the cast, everyone tries to avoid being pointed at~ "Zim."

Zim: "NOOOOO- Is it embarrassing?"

Mia: "Yep."

Zim: "-OOOOOO!"

Mia: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't say it would be embarrassing for you."

Zim: "So Zim will not be eaten alive by rabid space-ducks?"

Mia: "No, wait, what?" ~does double take~ "Never mind. Now here's what CullenGirl14 said, (reading aloud) 'Lol I love these! Ok, I dare Dib to have his head shaved bald by... Zim ^^ sorry Dib X) can't wait to see everyone else's dares & questions ^^.'"

Dib: "AGH! NO! NOT MY HAIR! It's so pointy…" ~pokes at scythe of hair~

Mia: "Um, yeah. Kit?"

Kit: ~appears again, with chains~~chains Dib to RaNd0m BaRbEr'S cHaIr 0f Do0m!~

Dib: "That doesn't make sense. Where'd the bloody barber's chair come from?"

Mia: "We 'borrowed' it from someone."

***At 777***

Nny: "Where did my torture chair go?" ~scratches head~

***Back at the Studio***

Mia: "But that doesn't matter. Right now, someone's hair is coming off!" ~Hands Zim razor~

Zim: "Ooh, neat!" ~attempts to shave Dib's hair, but razor breaks~ "That's strange."

Dib: "I use a lot of hair gel to keep it so pointy." ~holds up can of Thomson's Water Seal~

Mia: "Wow, that's… weird." ~hands Zim electric razor~~Razor breaks again~ "Grrrr…"

Red: "HOLY SPORK! SHE'S ANGRY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" ~Everyone tries to run, but are still tied to their chairs~ "Ok… HOP FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Mia: ~hands Zim chainsaw~ ~Chainsaw breaks~ "Excuse us for a moment. Enjoy a word from our sponsor while you wait."

Sponsor: ""

~Dib's hair is gone, his scalp is sizzling, and there's a vat of sulphuric acid next to Mia, who is breathing heavily~

Tak: "If you don't mind my asking, where did you get sulphuric acid?"

Mia: "Well…"

At 777

Nny: "WHO KEEPS TAKING MY STUFF?"

Mia: "You would be better off if you didn't know."

Kit: "So who's next?"

Mia: "Looks like it's randomperson! They said, ~reads aloud~

Randomperson: 'HALLOOOOOO! *swings in on a rope* yes! more chances to torture the tallest and blatenly favor tak! woooooo! Now,

zim and tak: draw on dibs incredibly large head that may as well host a moose. *gives sharpies*

dib: ADMIT TO THE WORLD THAT YOUR HEAD IS UNUSUALLY LARGE!

Tallest: hehehe *poofs into a fairground with the tallest in a dunking booth* step right up, step right up, injure the current tallest! *lots and lots and LOTS of random aliens line up midway through the line, a Vortian child asks a question*'"

random kid: "Why are they doing' this?"

Purple: "Yeah, why ARE we doing' this?"

Randomperson: "Well kid if you look over there . . . *points to the hellhounds* that's what happens when you don't do my dares!"

*after everyone is gone* well bye! *poofs away*'"

Pur: 0.0

Mia: "Well, you heard the… girl… man… thing… Whatever-you-are." ~points at randomperson~ Wow, Dib's enormous head is so shiny when he's bald, so… ~Pulls out sharpies~ SCRIBBLE!"

Zim & Tak: "YAY!" ~start scribbling on Dib's Whiteboard of a head~

Dib: "Ow! That hurts! AND MY HEAD IS NOT-"

Kit: ~Glares menacingly at Dib, hellhound leashes in her hand~

Dib: "My head is sort of, I guess, big…" ~Rubs bald head~

Mia: "Ok, the tallest are being dunked repeatedly, because someone made the target the size of China, so on to the next reviewer. Her name is, Oh God, Invader nav. She wrote, ~reads aloud~

'HA, another torture show! WITH DIB! *hugs* I know you like him MIA, so I won't kiss him, except occasionally. I mean, how can you not when he's so cute and smart?

ZIM: you're short! Go kick RED in the shin!

RED: *jump kicks hard* as you can probably tell, I don't like you. *throws grapefruit at his eye*

PUR: you're cool! I like you, you're my favorite Tallest!

GIR: I LOVES YOU!

TAK: do the carmelldansen! Never gets old...

GAZ: why do you almost never open your eyes?

MIA: I UPDATED MY PROFILE! Read it for laughs!

Well, I gotta go; I made the mistake of reading something that says if I don't repost it, a ghost will strangle me in my sleep. Pleasant, huh? LOVE YOU DIB! *hugs, kisses on cheek* if I'm gonna die tonight, I think I should get to kiss him!'

Zim: "Uh, My Tallest, please forgive me." ~kicks Red in shin~

Red: "Ow!" ~Gets kicked~ "OW!" ~gets hit in eye with grapefruit~ "OH! OW OW OWOW! IT BURNS! IT BURNS SO F***ING MUCH!"

Pur: "YAY!"

Gir: "I'm gonna hug you!" ~hugs Invader NAV~

Tak: "No way!" ~looks at Kit, wrapping chains around her hands~ "I mean, uh…" ~reluctantly dances half-heartedly~

Kit: "Like you mean it!" ~Tak dances faster~

Gaz: "I like the dark."

Mia: "I'll be sure to have it read to me. Because, you know, I'm BLIND! Why does everyone forget that?"

Dib: "Why do I always get the crazies?"

Gaz: "WHINER!"

Mia: "SHUDDUP!" ~Everyone falls silent~ "Better. Now, for our next reviewer, Dark Skitty Power. She wrote, ~reads aloud~

'I LOVE THIS SPECIES OF FIC! lol

NOW I MUST REVIEW 5 TIMES SO IT WILL BE CONTINUED!

that might not work...

Oh, I gots a question for Purple:

What's your favorite food?

Okay, that was lame.

I like food...

=D please continue!

~Dark Skitty Power'

First of all, I'm not sure there are species of fic, it's more of a genre. And no, it wouldn't have worked."

Pur: "DONUTS! Duh!"

Mia: "Of COURSE I'll continue! Now, it's time for our next reviewer, Invader Aqua12. She wrote, ~you know what~

'*appears out of literaly nowhere* (no puff of smoke) HAI! YOU REMEMBER ME? :D Ok so,

Tallest: *gives jalapeño peppers EAT THEM! : D

Gir: *Gives Gir a plate of waffles and a Chocolate Bubblegum* I LUV YOU! :D

Dib: *Gives iPod* Turn it on and the most awesome-est song will play! XD (The song is the Barbie song)

Gaz: *Reads off of index card*...I fear for my life...So you don't have to do anything... O_O

Tak: you Pwn! :D *gives Irken slushie* ^_^

Zim: ...This is my friend Katy's idea...she wants me to give you this present! *hands box with a ribbon on it* I have no idea what's in there...(Maddness is in there) ^_^ SO I'M GONNA LEAVE BEFORE THE THING IN THE BOX ESCAPES! KTHXBAI! *vanishes into thin air*'

Oh, yeah, you reviewed on Invader Misty's questionnaire!"

Red & Pur: ~eats jalapeños~

Pur: "Oh, so GOOD!" ~everyone stares at Purple~

Mia: "Well, everything tastes good when you're hungry, I guess…"

Red: "OW! OW! WHY AM I HATED?"

Gir: "I gunna hug you too!" ~hugs, scarfs down waffles and smoothie~

Gaz: "I like you. You shall be my slave instead of writhing in pain with the others."

Tak: "Mmmm," ~drinks~

Zim: "THE MADDNESS! THE MADDNESS!" ~Runs around with Maddness eating his head~

Mia: "Well, that was strange… Now, our last reviewer of the night, my friend, Invader Misty! She wrote, ~YOU KNOW ALREADY~

'HAI! Nny dares the tallest to be locked in a room with Justin Beiber, Hannah Montanna, and the Jonas brothers for an hour, and I haza a question for Zim! *ahem*

WHY ARE YOU A MISERABLE FAILURE? HUH, HUH, HUH? WHY! YOU FAIL MISERABLY ON EVERY ATTEMPT TO DESTROY US ALDO! YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE PAIN FILLED DEATH! MUAHAHAHAHAH!

*coughs* Yea... also *runs over to Dib who cowers from her* I luvs you Dib! *gives box of cookies*

Okay, BAI! *her and Nny vanish in thin air*'

Wow, and I thought I was the insane one!"

Zim: "ZIM IS NOT-" ~Angry glare from Kit~ "Well, maybe, a little."

Pur: ~Still eating the peppers~ "His Robotic Arm Unit dropped him on his PAK when he was a smeet."

Mia: "Ah, that explains it!"

Dib: ~Rocking in fetal position on floor~ ~whispers~"The crazies…"

Mia: "Ok, well, Dib's gonna be out of commission for a while, so- WAIT! We still have one more review! From my good friend StatusQuo990. She wrote, ~WE GET IT ALREADY! SHEESH!~

'Omg, this is gonna be good…*pulls up lawnchair and bag of popcorn*'"

Pur: "Can I have some?" ~reaches for popcorn~

StatusQuo990: *HISSES*

Pur: *shudders*

Mia: "Well- What?" ~is handed another letter~ "Wow, you really like this sort of thing. Um, up next is invader reb. They wrote, ~You know!~

'make tak an invader! and give gir smores!'
That was kind of short." ~pulls out ridiculous looking pink magic-wand-thingy~ "Tak, you are now an Invader." ~Taps Tak on shoulder and she turns into a pumpkin~ "Oh, uh… Well moving on! Next up is INVaDER d00m. They wrote, ~do I even have to say anything?~

'There are mre than 5 revews.

Irkins: WHO WANTS TO GO STAND IN THE RAIN :) well you half to

HYumans: *passes out chocolate* knock yourselves out... WAIT I DIDNT MEAN LITERLY its just an expression

Siir units and all othter species: CARAMELLDANCEN TIME

ok thats all *makes it rain waffels*

BYI :) *poof*'

Zim: "Why do they get chocolate and we get FILTHY ACID EARTH RAIN?"

Mia: "'cause d00m said so."

Irkens: ~groan~

Humans: ~Nomming on chocolate~

Mia: "Irkens, DO DA CARAMELLDANSEN IN TEH RAIN! Everyone else, SAME THING!" ~Everyone randomly dances in the waffle rain~ "Well, we're out of time. It wouldn't really make sense to continue anyways, because Dib's in fangirl shock syndrome, and we need to put the Tallest in that locked room with Justin Bieber, Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. See ya as soon as we get 97 more reviews!" (Or 7. That could work too)

~Breaking the Habit by VSQ comes on again~