~Gorey Demise comes on~

Announcer: "Hello! And welcome back to… INVADER ZIM INSANITY! With your host, Mia!"

Mia: "Thank you, and-" ~is interrupted by screams and Nny clambers onto the stage~

Nny: "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY TORTURE STUFF!"

Mia: "Yes, and sit down here." ~Pushes Nny into a chair~~Chains snake out of chair and wrap around Nny's hands, legs, and waist~

Nny: "WTF! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" ~struggles~

Mia: "I wouldn't do that if I were you. The more you struggle, the tighter the chains get."

Nny: ~sighs and calms down~

Mia: "Better! Now, back to what I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, our first question is from StatusQuo990.

'Gya! 97 reviews?

*panics*

Nah, im just kidding. Um... I have a question for the Purple (well, actually a scenario):

You are on the Massive. You go to your donut stash and find out that all the donuts are GONE! How do you react?

~SQ990~'"

Nny: ~to Kit, who is next to him~ "She scares me."

Purple: "I would jump out of the airlock."

Mia: "Wow, true love or what? Our next question is from XxInvaderxEllasanaxX:

'This questionaire fics invasion is awesome lol!

Zim: Do you like dancing? Because I now dare you to dance the ...caramelldansen! Dun dun dun!

Gir: OMGIR I LOVES YOU! *gives a

rubber piggy and a taco*

Dib: BIGHEAD! *sends monkey to beat up Dib*

And now I vanish!'

I hate it when people try to out-insane me!"

Zim: "I WILL NOT DANCE THAT FILTHY EARTH DANCE EVER AGAIN!" ~is glared at by Kit and Mia, who's still ticked off~ "Right after this one!" ~starts dancing~

Mia: "Now, we have CullenGirl14."

Dib: ~rubs bald head~

Mia: "She wrote,

'Wow, I can't believe my dare actually got used last time o.o Yay! ^^ Ok, this time I dare Purple to go two days without snacks; veggies and other healthy food is alright though, don't want you to starve now do we? Though this is probably worse so that's even better ^^ I'm so mean sometimes ^^

Oh, and, enjoying your new haircut Dib? ^^ So, that's it for now ^^ And... love ya Zim ^/^'

Well, you were the first reviewer, so of course it was used!"

Pur: "NO! MY SODA! MY NACHOS! MY DOOONUUUTS!" ~apple lands on lap~ "NOOO!"

Gaz: "WHINER!"

Tak: ~to Nny~ "So, where are you from?"

Nny: "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. I live at 777, and I torture A-holes."

Mia: "Remember, since I'm blind, I can hear exceptionally well. If I don't hear you two zip it, YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!" ~Tak and Nny shut up~ "Much better. Now, we have invader NAV

*walks in, tears in her eyes* why did you have to say that Dib? That hurt my feelings. I say your smart, you call me crazy? *tears begin to fall* that was pretty mean... I thought you were nice. *walks away sadly*

Dib: "Oh, I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry! I meant the ones who are actually insane, like Peacewalker Lyn!" (My former PenName)

Mia: ~Doesn't hear~ "Up next, we have… ME!"

Everyone: ~Whimpers in fear~

Mia: "Stop being so dramatic! I'm gonna be the only one who's daring the OCs. Sorry. I wrote:

'I feel kinda weird doing this, but noone else was daring my OCs.

Marcus & Kit: Sing "No Air."

Ella: Sing "Haunted."

Lyn: Kiss Dib's GINORMOUS BALD HEAD!

Emily: When are you going to tell Dib what happened in Japan?

Dib: ~gives Hair Growth Stimulant and a cookie~

Zim: ~gives cookie~

Tak: ~gives cookie~

Gaz: GO TO THE NIGHTMARE WORLD!

Tallests: ~gives Lollipops~

Gir: ~gives piggy, cookie, lollipop, and Angry Monkey Show Boxed Set(do you think I'm favoriting?)~'"

Kit: ~at Marcus~ "I'm still p*ssed at you."

Marcus: "You know, honestly, I don't care."

Kit: ~groans~ "Let's just get this over with."

Kit: ~singing~ "Tell me how im supposed to breathe with no air (air)

If I should die
before I wake
It's cause you took my breath away
losing you is like living in a world
with no air
Ohhh…

Marcus:
"I'm here, alone
didn't want to leave
My heart won't move
it's incomplete
wish there was a way
that I can get you to understand

Kit: "But How
Do you expect me
To live alone with just me
Cause my world revolves around you
its so hard for me to breathe"

Kit & Marcus:
"Tell Me How I'm supposed to breathe with no air
Can't live can't breathe with no air
thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
Its No Air No Air
Got me out here and the water so deep
Tell me how you gonna be without me
if you ain't here i just can't breathe
It's No Air No Air"

Marcus:
"I Walked
I Ran
I Jumped
I Flew
Right off the ground
To float to you
Theres no gravity
To hold me down
For real"

Kit:
"But Somehow
I'm still alive inside
You took my breath
But i survived
I don't know how
But i don't even care

So How .. How

Do you expect me .. Me
To live alone with just me .. Ohh
Cause my world revolves around you
its so hard for me to breathe

Kit & Marcus:
"Tell Me How I'm supposed to breathe with no air ohhhh
Can't live can't breathe with no air ohhh
thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
Its No Air No Air
Got me out here and the water so deep .. So deep
Tell me how you gonna be without me .. Without Me Yeah
if you ain't here i just can't breathe
Its No Air No Air

No air air ohhhh
No air air ohhhh
No air air ohhhh
No air air No More

uhh uhh uhh
No Air ohhh
uhh uhh uhh Baby
No Air ohhh
uhh uhh uhh
No Air

Its No Air No Air
Heyyy..
Oooooo..
No Aiiiiiir
Oooooo..

Ooooohhhhhhh"

Kit&Marcus
"Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no air ohhhh
Can't live can't breathe with no air
thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
Its No Air No Air
Got me out here and the water so deep .. So deep
Tell me how you gon be without me … Without Me Yea
if you ain't here i just can't breathe
Its No Air No Air

Do you expect me
To live alone with just me
Cause my world revolves around you
its so hard for me to breathe"

Kit:
"Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no air ohhhh
Can't live can't breathe with no air
thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
Its No Air No Air"
Got me out here and the water so deep

Marcus:
"Tell me how you gonna breathe without me"

Kit:
"If you ain't here i just can't breathe"

Both:
"Its No Air No Air

No air air ohh
No air air ohh
No air air No air"
No Air…

Mia: ~Wiping tear from eye~ "That was… Beautiful!"

Kit: "Glad someone enjoyed it."

Mia: "Ok, Ella?"

Ella: "Yay! I LOVE Evanescence!

~ahem~

Long lost words whisper slowly to me
Still can't find what keeps me here
When all this time I've been so hollow...inside

(I know your still there)

Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you, loving you
I know ill find you somehow

Hunting you, I can smell you
Alive
Your heart pounding in my head

Calling me, Hearing me
I wont let you pull me down
Saving me, Raping me
Wont you leave...

Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you, Loving you
I won't let you pull me down

Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you, Loving you
I won't let you pull me down."

Mia: "Well, now Lyn has to kiss Dib's ENORMOUS BALD HEAD OF SMELL!"

Lyn: "Ok, I guess." ~kisses Dib~

Dib: ~blushes~

Mia: "Well that was uneventful. So, what did happen in Japan, Emily?"

Emily: "Uh, I- I, I saw a dog."

Mia: ~rolls eyes~ "The truth."

Emily: "But I did!"

Mia: "Fine, I guess that counts."

Dib: "Oh my Jonas! Thanks!"

Mia: ~takes away HGS~

Dib: "What?"

Mia: "You said the J word!"

Dib: "I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! OK! NOW GIMME!" ~gets Stimulant, puts on head, and black hair sprouts out messily~

Mia: "Hey, you DO look like Johnny!"

Dib: "Who?" ~looks at Nny, waving his fingers~ "Oh."

Zim & Tak: "Ooh, COOKIE!" ~nom nom nom!~

Gaz: "YOU SHALL PAY! ~is sucked into floor~

Red: "I don't really think we should eat these. I mean, this is the girl who gave us hotsauced donuts and meat lollipops. These are probably made of rock or something."

Pur: "Yeah, you're probably right." ~both give back treats~

Mia: "Suit yourself." ~eats untainted lollipops~ "Red, you're so gullible."

Pur: ~glares at Red~

Gir: "WEEHOO!"

Mia: "Ok. Now we have ZimLikesGaz. She wrote,

'This is awesome. Okay. *evil, wicked grin* Zim and Dib, I dare you to sit thru twenty-four hours of ZaDr porn...whilst eating food! You'll be sure to puke you guts up! Gir, I wants you to have lots and lots of taquitos and waffles and tacos and chocolate bubblegum! I LURVES YOU, GIR! *Glomps on Gir* Tallests, tell Zim The Secret. Make Zim watch Remember Me-slow it down during 9/11-and put the video of him crying at it on YouTube. Oh, and everyone has to find a lover and reenact the famous wet kiss scene from The Notebook. Or else.

PeAcE oUt, HoMeDaWgS!

I'm Awesome!'

Zim & Dib: "MOOOO!" ~are tied to chair~

***ONE DAY LATER***

Mia: "First of all, why 'moo?'(I accidentally pressed the wrong key. Not my fault, I'm blind! My sister pointed it out and I just left it in. :P) And secondly, the room is flooded with barf, so they'll be in there while its being rinsed out.

***IN ROOM***

Zim: "IT BURNS!"

Dib: "Oh, my hair's getting messed up!

***IN STUDIO***

Gir: "WOOHOO! I LOVESES YOU TOO!"

Mia: "Aw, that's so cute!"

Tallests: ~whispering, so Zim can't hear him in the other room~ "You see, when an Irken loves an Irkennette, they-"

Mia: "WRONG SECRET!"

Red: "Oh! Zim, we hate you, you're not an Invader, and you're the shortest Invader since Tyk!"

Mia: "Wow. Never knew you had it in ya, dude." ~throws tallests in pool~

Red & Pur: "IT BURNS!"

Mia: "Wow, um, The room is cleaned out, so Dib, come out. Zim, stay in there and watch Remember Me."

Dib: ~comes out and shakes wet hair out of face~ ~random fangirl screams~ "Huh?"

Zim: "It's so-so-so-SA-A-A-AD!" ~sobs~ ~Mia puts vid on YouTube~

Mia: "Ok, Red, you're with Pur. Because I like seeing you in pain. Lyn, Dib. Tak, Zim. Heh heh! Emily, Nny. (Nny: "OMIGOD! WHY AM I BEING INVOLVED?") Ella, Gir. Kit, Marcus. (Kit: "You're not allowed to enjoy this!") Gaz, Justin Beiber. Mia- Wait. MIA!" ~Everyone tries to hop away again~ "Ugh. Whatever." ~snaps fingers~ ~Skinny guy with Blonde hair appears~ "This is Bryan. I was gonna use him in a later fic, but whatever. Everyone, kiss each other!" ~All kiss~~Kiss ends~~All immediately throw up~

Mia: "UGH! DISGUSTING! Once again, here's StatusQuo990."

Nny: ~to Emily~ "You're a good kisser."

Emily: "EW!" ~Gags~

Mia: "AHEM! She wrote,

'Could you also show TaGr p0rn to Tak and Gaz and see how they react?

thx

~SQ990~'

Wow, people like gay couples a lot."

~Tak and Gaz are forced into the video room~

Both: "THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"

Mia: ~is washing tongue with steel wool~ "Okayh. Netht ith Tocthicrubeh(Toxicruby). Sthe wrote,

'i have some things fir them

Zim- Why are you so mean to GIR sometimes?

Dib- Why is your head so big?and why do you like the paranormal?

Red&Purple- you dont have creative I borrow the massive?Oh and how tall are you two in feet?

Tak-You look cool

Gir- can I have you?

Now for a dare...

I dare Dib to be put in the chamber with Gaz while you both watch and read Zagr and Zadr'

People LUHB gayth!"

Zim: "Because he does nothing ZIM says!"

Dib: "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG! And I wanted people to stop making fun of my slightly large head."

Mia: "Wow, THAT worked out well!"

Red: "I am 2,000 feet tall!" Pur: "Me too!"

Mia: "No, you're not. I'm 5'8", and I come up to your shoulder. I would guess maybe, I dunno… 6'9"?"

Tak: "Thank you!"

Gir: "Naw."

~Dib and Gaz are forced into video room~

Both: "OH! THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!"

Zim: "Feel honored to be paired with me, worm-babies!"

Mia: "Zim, you're 5 feet tall, you're green, and you smell like rotten eggs. No one would want to date you."

Zim: ~dejected moan~

Mia: "Sorry." ~gives candy~

Zim: "Yay!

Mia: "Ok, next up, randomperson!"

~Dib and Tallests whimper~

"She wrote,

'rotflol! *gives tak, zim, and gir tacos!* ohhhh this is sooooooo much fun :D anywho, i am female, and, because im tired and uncreative, ah wants you to ALL sing teh WAFFLE SONG! it will be broadcasted throughout the universe, including the resistys ship! dib: on there i want YOU *point* to say this "i am an inferior pig-smelly whose head is quite impossibly large, and may have possibly sunk the titanic." bye!

P.S. any refusers will be fed to my hellhounds, and if your not scared of them, i'll just tell nny who stole his stuff. . . bye fir real!'

Well, as you can see…"~points at Nny in chains~ "He kind of already knows."

Tak, Zim, & Gir: "Yum!"

~Everyone does DA F*CKIN' CARRAMELLDANSEN!~

Dib: ""I am an inferior pig-smelly whose head is quite impossibly large, and may have possibly sunk the Titanic."

Mia: "Next, we have Invader Blunt.

'Invader Blunt here! and I have questions...and painful stuff for the people I don't like ^^

Zim: mind if I steal your Voot while your stuck in this fic? no? to bad already did it! ^^

Tak:...get a life! all you do is try to kill Zim! don't you have a hobby or something?

red:...*sucker punch to stomach (or whatever they have ^^) and uppercut's him in the chin as he is doubled over in pain * I don't like you if you can't tell! *voice from street fighter* KO!

Mia:...I told nny that you were stealing his stuff! enjoy runing from a pissed nny!

Gaz:...*throws holy water on gaz*

dib: your awesome dude!...and I shall use my awesome magic powers yo re-grow your hair *waves arms around*

and that's it...have fun being messed with for as long as mia feel's like it!'

You know, Nny's actually the one who should've run."

Nny: "Why didn't I think of that?"

Zim: "MY VOOT!"

Tak: "So, you're saying if someone destroyed your every chance of having your dream, you wouldn't swear a vendetta? It makes sense, actually. And I've taken up violin. It's very entertaining."

Red: ~whimpers in pain on the floor~ "ohhh…"

Gaz: ~sizzles~

Dib: ~scythe grows completely back~ "YAY!"

Mia: "Ok, I actually think that's it!" ~everyone sighs in relief~ "See you later, when we have 5 reviews!"