~Aim for the Head plays~
Announcer: Welcome, to INVADER ZIM INSANITY! With your host, Mia!
Mia: "Thank you, and our first review is from StatusQuo990. She wrote,
'Show everyone -Mia, thank God that youre blind- a picture of a fat man in a black string bikini. With their eyelids taped open so they dont close them...
I want this image to be burned in the back of their minds *grins wickedly*
~SQ990~
Ok. I'm glad I'm blind now, because that image is disturbing."
Everyone: "OH GOD! MY EYES! MY EYES! YOU ARE SO SICK STATUSQUO!"
Mia: "Yes, yes, that's fascinating. Now we have Toxicruby!
'It's my second entry to this question thingy...
anywayz
Nny- What does "nny?" mean, don't you like your real , and can I release the monster in your wall
Purple: lasers are cooler than smoke machines, duh.
Dib- Why is Gaz obssessed with her Gameslave.
Gaz- I would beat you on any gameslave game.
Zim- about your disguise, why couldn't you be creative? or at least change your skin color to a human shade?
And a request for Mia, can you bring in the chihuahua wuth the bitten ear and weird right eye?and MiMi?'
Well, MiMi can come, but the Chihuahua scares me."
Nny & Zim: "Finally! Someone who understands!"
Nny: "It's a nickname. Johnny is so horribly normal."~shudder~ "And please don't free Moose."
Purple: "Lasers burn!"
Mia: ~shoots Pur with laser~
Pur: "OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
Mia: "I wanted you to shut up!"
Dib: "She's loved it since GameSlave I came out."
Gaz: "No, you would not."
Zim: "…"~in deep thought~ "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?"
Mia: "Because you're so damn stupid."
Zim: "… Oh…"
Mia: "Well, next we have XxInvaderxEllasanaxX. She wrote,
'Mwahahahahaha ah my insanity *eye twiches*
Zim: Good choice. Now, have a sandwich and use it to attack Dib for 30 seconds.
Question for everyone: Muffins or cupcakes?'"
Whispers~ "She scares me."
Zim: "Um, thanks?" ~attacks Dib with soggy bologna~
Dib: "This is just weird."
Mia: "Well, she's weird. It fits."
Zim: "Muffin."
Tak: "Cupcake."
Red: "Cupcake."
Pur: "Cupcake."
Dib: "Muffin."
Gaz: "Cupcake."
Nny: "Muffin."
Emily: "Cupcake."
Nny: "Wait, I mean cupcake!"
Mia: ~to Kit~ "Do you think there's something going on between them?"
Kit: "Maybe. Muffin."
Mia: "Muffin."
Lyn: "Muffin."
Marcus: "Cupcake."
Ella: "Both."
Mia: "Ok. Now that that typing disaster is over, we have invader nav.
'Hi, I'm back, and thankfully the ghost didn't kill me. Although I couldn't get to sleep...
DIB: aw, your so sweet! *gives muffin*
NNY: SWEET, your here! First, how's SQUEE? Second, thanks for killing JIMMY, he was annoying! And three, have you heard the rumor about SQUEE growing up to be DIB, and DIB growing up to be you? Its very interesting!
RED: FEAR ME! *throws in a room with rabid ZIM fans*
PUR: *gives nachos*
GAZ: listen to Justin beiber. Then you and NNY can go kill him!
TAK: *gives apple*
ZIM: BE NICE TO DIB! I have demon powers, so OBEY!
MIA:did KIT read you my profile? If not, I dare her to. It is funneh! At least I think it is!
Well, I gotta go, I'm attempting to write a story called 'Tuesday means Invader Zim!', were NNY gets abducted by ZIM and a whole bunch of weird stuff happens! BYE!'
Well, Kit didn't. My sister did. And I don't see the funny."
Dib: "You know, maybe they're not all crazy." ~nom nom nom~ "My favorite!"
Nny: "Squee's fine. It was my pleasure to kill that doppelganger bastard. And yes, I have heard that rumor. But it's just a rumor.
Red: "AGH! THEY'RE POURING NACHO CHEESE ON ME! AND IT'S HOT!"
Pur: "Ooh!" ~puts nachos underneath Red's cheese-soaked body~
Red: ~Glares~
Gaz: "AGH! IT BURNS! MY EARS! Come on, Nny, we've got a teenage idol to kill."
Nny: "Sweet." ~grabs backpack~
Tak: "Thanks?"
Zim: "ZIM WILL NOT LISTEN TO THE DEMON-CHILD HUMAN!" ~slaps Dib with bologna again~
Dib: "Quit it!"
Zim: "NEVER!" ~continues slapping~
Mia: "STOP! Now we have randomperson, once again.
'YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE! *growls* mkay, i has a song i want you all to sing. . . its called "oh santa" heres da cast list!
purple: larry
zim: viking dude
tak: announcer person
nny: bank robber ;)
dib: the large headed IRS agent
red: santa!
then im putting purple and red in a small room with some of the species theve conquored. and justin beiber songs hehehe, i wonder if antenne bleed. . . bye! *poofs away*'
What'd I do? And I promised myself I would NOT do any Vegitales! It gives off Christian messages and I am strictly neutral. So I'm sorry, but I will not be doing any Silly Songs."
Dib: "So, you're like, Satanic?"
Mia: "I might be, at some later point. But right now, I'm neutral. No religion."
Dib: "Oh."
Red and Pur: "OUR ANTENNAE! THEY'RE BLEEDING!"
Mia: "Well, that answers that question. Now, we have Invader Aqua12.
'*appears out of no where scaring the crap outta everyone* :P ...OMFG NNY IS HERE! :D ...*evily grins at Dib* ...*realizes that the dare is too mean* ...
Nny: Do you mind killing "The Teletubbies" :)...*gives Cherry Brainfreezy*
Zim: ...Katy said she's sorry about the Maddness the Chihuahua thing...She wants you to have this! *gives Zim a doughnut (with hot sauce inside)*
Dib: ...Be locked in a room with Hannah Montana singing "The best of both worlds" XD
Gaz: ...I once again fear for my life... O_O
Gir: *gives Gir a rubber piggeh* ^_^ BAI!
*Vanishes*'
She scares me, too!
Nny: "Killed 'em last week. Thanks for the brainfreezy, though."
Zim: "MY TONGUE! IT BURNS!"
Mia: "Hey, you stole that idea from me! And Gaz is still killing Bieber."
Dib: "MY EARS! HOW COULD ANYONE ENJOY THIS CRAP?"
Mia: "I don't know, Dibby. I don't know. (Dib: "Did she just call me "Dibby?") Ok, now we have -OH HOLY GOD!- Invader Blunt. She wrote,
'INVADER BLUNT HERE! to do...stuff!
Zim:...err...yeaa...I crashed your voot...and all that's left is...er...nothing, it's at the bottom of a lake!
Dib: now that your hairs back...I have a question! if you had a chance to shoot zim...would you do it or let him live so you could disect him? (messed up question eh?)
Tak: good point...but do you play it good?
Red:...BOOT TO THE HEAD! * a boot fly's out of nowhere and hit's red in the face*
Purple:...*eats your doughnuts*
NNY: should of warend you...anyway would you kill me if given the chance? I'm not a a hole...
Mia: you sent me a present! *a box appers*...I wonder what it is...*box explodes* AHHHHHHHHHHH! my hand! *holds up bloody stump*...*hand regrows* nice try! but I am to awesome for that! and scine you tried to KILL me...I have a dare! i dare you to shoot yourself in the foot!
Gaz:...are you senior diablo?
and that's it! till next time kiddies!'
Zim: "YOU F*CKING WHAT?"
Dib: "What does that have to do with my hair? Well, I guess I would shoot him, then cut him open."
Zim: "YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ZIM, MOTHERF***ER!"
Mia: "What's with you and cussing today?"
Tak: "Do I play it well? And yes. Yes, I do."
Red: "OH HOLY GOD!"
Nny: ~walks in with blood on clothes and knives~ "I probably, most likely, might not have killed you."
Mia: "I WAS FRAMED! But okay." ~aims gun at foot~ ~rubber chicken comes out~ "You didn't say with what."
Gaz: ~walks in with blood on face and Justin Bieber's head in her hand~ "Who?"
Mia: "Uhh… OK! Now, we have Invader Misty.
'hey,he-ey, hey! guess what? AI WAZ DA RANDOM FANGIRL! Anyway, Nny texted me, and tell him I can't save him right now, cuza the chainsaw broke...:/ also Gaz: AI SHALL THROW YOU INTO THE NIGHTMARE WORLD OF NO RETURN! IT HAS PONIES, COKKIES, KITTIES, AND BARNEY! (wait, Nny killed barney...)and spongebob (wait Nny killed him too...damn) AND JUSTIN BEIBER!'
Um, Justin Bieber's dead. Nny killed him too."
Gaz: "YOU SHALL PAY! YOU SHALL ALL PAY!" ~is sucked into floor~
Mia: "Déjà vu, huh? Well, that's all for today, see you… Eh, when I feel like it. Tootles!"
~Aim for the Head comes back on~