~When You're Evil plays~
Mia: "HELLO PEOPLE! The announcer is on vacation, so, yeah. First up, we have Invader Aqua12.
'THANK GOD MILEY AND JUSTIN ARE DEAD! :D ...to bad thier CDs are still out there... :( ...and thank you Nny for killing the Teletubbies! :D'
I feel your pain."
Nny: "No problem."
Mia: "That was short. Now, we have Invader Nav.
'Yay, I have returned once more!
DIB: your so nice *gives brownie*
ZIM: *stands over menacingly* you DARE DISOBEY ME! I WILL UNLEASH A HELL UPON YOU LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER ENDURED! *sends to an underwater, meat filled room with the ghosts of Justin beiber, teletubies, hannah montana, barney ghost, ms. Bitters, spooky chiuahua, bloody GIR, senior diablo in cheer leader form, and rabid DIB fans* oh yes, I have demon powers!
RED: *gives brocoli* eat it!
PUR: *gives ice cream*
TAK:*gives new voot cruiser*
MIA: oh well, at least I have a profile! You rule!
GAZ: ZIM broke your gameslave!
NNY: I have impressive demon powers, do I not? *gives brainfreeies* do you still think !out DEVI?
GIR: *gives 50 tacos*!
Well, now that you all know how destructive my demon powers are, I suggest you DON'T tick me off! *smiles* the only people safe from them are GIR, DIB, and NNY. BYE! *hugs DIB*'
Creepy."
Dib: ~whispers~ "The CRAZIES!" ~nom nom nom~
Zim: "OH GOD! SUCH HORROR!"
Mia: "You know, I'm actually starting to like that little green guy." ~snaps fingers, Zim appears out of nowhere, unscathed~
Red: ~eats reluctantly~
Pur: "YAY! I'm loved!" ~nom nom nom~
Tak: "Sweet!"
Mia: "Why, thank you! Have you read my other stories?"
Gaz: "He shall pay!" ~walks over to Zim and beats the crap out of him~
Nny: ~scared~ Oh, yes, very impressive. And I do think about her. A lot." ~sighs~
Gir: "WOOOOHOOOO!" ~nom nom nom~
Mia: "Awwww… Now, we have StatusQuo990." ~Everyone shudders in memory of the traumatizing picture except Mia~ "She wrote,
'Glad i could freak everyone out ^_^
Gir: Hi Gir! *gives tacos, chocolate bubblegum smoothies, a Suckmonkey, Angry Monkey himself, and pigtoys* hehe ur so cute! I wuv u! *fangirl squeal*'"
Gir: "Awww, I wuvses you too!" ~Hugs~
Mia: "I cannot get over how cute you are! Well, now we have EmoCupcakeGirl. She wrote,
'Red: Aww why does everyone make Red Suffer? I love you Red you're my favorite! *hugs and gives donuts*
Purple: I like you too ^^ *hugs*
I want Red and Purple to sing Hot N Cold! :D
And that's all I have ^^;
Bye!'"
Red: "Yay! I feel loved now!" ~nom nom nom~
Pur: "What? I don't get donuts?"
Mia: "Sing."
Red & Pur: "Awwww, do we have to?"
Mia: ~nods~
Red & Pur:
"You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you change your mind like a girl I would know
And you always think, always speak cryptically
I should know that you're no good for me
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We hug, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing, now you're plain boring
I should know that you're not gonna change
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We hug, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love disorder
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We hug, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down"
~Mia puts vid on YouTube~
Pur: "Oh, god!"
Gaz: "WHINER!"
Mia: "Ok, next up, we have Invader Blunt. He wrote,
'...before I start...I would like to say something...I AM A GUY! NOT A GIRL...A GUY! !
Now that that anger fueled point is out of the way. I Invader blunt, the sanest reviewer (sorry other reviewers...but you do give off a insane vibe), will ask the cast some questions!
Zim: yea...sorry about that...Never drinking and driveing a voot again...or at least till I steal tak's...I also blew up your base...I knew it was a bad idea to play "toss the nuke" with mini-moose...oh well! Enjoy being homeless! (and watch your mouth!)
Tak: I mean do you play good enough that it dose not cause peoples ears to bleed...
Red:...FISH SLAP! *slaps red with a large tuna*
Purple:...I sorta like you...but I do have to say you are one of the stupidest people ever...just saying
Mia: Oh holy god? are my reviews that bad to read?...anyway since you ducked out of your dare...AND called me a girl...I have quiet a dare for must kiss zim!...and if you don't? then nny will stab you instead!...I know both options are pretty bad...but I would go with nny...beacuse kissing zim would make you a Xenophile...
Dib: good choice...as I said earlier I crashed zim's voot and blew up his base...but I stole all his tech and his computer before I did it...want it?
Gaz: holy water burns?...cross slap! *slaps with a large wooden cross*
Everyone: have you ever seen the T.V horror show "Tales from the crypt?" if so...(probily not) what's your fav episode?
untill next time kiddies!
Invader blunt (THE GUY!)'
Hey, really sorry about that." ~Kisses Zim~ "BLEH!"
ZIM: "HOLY FISHPASTE!"
Mia: "That was a horrible SpongeBob imitation."
Tak: "I'm as good as VSQ!"
Red: "WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HURTING ME? WAAAAAAA!"
Pur: "I know."
Dib: "HELL YEAH!"
Gaz: ~head comes off~ ~screws back on~
Everyone: ~O.o~
Mia: "I've never even heard of that. So, now we have Toxicruby!
'Here I am soliciting time again!(At least Im not a rabid fan girl...)
okay!now for my questions...
Zim- If you have access to Irken technology that can kill pretty much anything, why haven't you enslaved Earth yet?
Dib- I've heard that you had walking dead in your house,why?
Gaz- I stole'd your gameslaves, and your games and erased your hig scores and replaced them with pink girly stuff.
Nny- Why do you kill people
Purple- Your voice sounds funny
For Mia- Look I brought a cage and that chihuahua! Lock Zim with it and make everyone watch!Oh and can you bring Todd ?(Squee sounds much better though) But don't restrain him, innocent children shouldnt be hurt.
Bye!You guys will be hearing crazy stuff from me soon!'
Zim: "…"
Dib: "Wait… OH GOD! I LEFT THE SUMMONING BOOK OUT! THE HOUSE IS FLOODED WITH ZOMBIE PIECES BY NOW! OH MY F*CKIN' GOD!"
Gaz: "YOU SHALL PAY, MORTAL!"
Nny: "The world needs to be purged."
Pur: "Irken snacks have large amounts of Helium."
Mia: "Sorry, Zimmy." ~locks Zim in cage with Maddness~
Zim: "THE HORROR! OH MY-! LOOK AT IT! IT'S PURE… DOOKIE!"
Mia: ~snaps fingers~ ~Squee appears~
Squee: "Huh? Wha?"
Mia: "Don't worry, you're among friends." ~Squee sees an alien being attacked by a Chihuahua, More aliens, Nny, and a younger version of Nny~ ~faints~ "Well, that was kind of expected. Ok, now we have XxInvaderxEllasanaxX.
'Yay! I scare people!
Okay:
Nny: Please, please could you kill Miley Cyrus? Please!
Zim: Here's today's weapon. It's a pie! You must throw it at Dib!
Dib: TAKE THE PIE LIKE A MAN!
Gaz: Hmmm...let's see...dress up like a princess! Mwahahaha!
Gir: YAY YOU! *hands taco*
Tak: Okay Tak, since Gaz is already dressed like a princess, you will dress like a fairy.
And I am very weird :)'
Nny: "Gladly." ~walks out door with backpack~
Zim: "Ok…" ~throws pie at Dib~
Dib: "Mmm… blueberry!" ~licks lips~
Gaz: "Ok." ~wears Persephone outfit~ "She's the princess of the underworld."
Gir: "I love this show!"
Tak: "Ugh!" ~Puts on purple fairy outfit~
Mia: "Yes, yes you are, you sick, twisted person, you. Ok, now we have Invader Jemi.
'IDK why... but flaming hot cheetos make me HYPER! But soda doesn't... WTF?
Nevermind...
Dib: I wanna hug you! *hugs him* YAY! I've always wanted to hug you! I love you! (I dress like him now!) But I'm sorry I'm an Irken...
Nny: You are like my FREAKING ROLE MODEL! But I probably won't kill people.
Zim: Why are you so friking retarded? *Slaps him* USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE!
Gir: I luvs you!
Tak: Whats up with your voice? I mean, have you ever heard yourself talk? That fact aside, I think you are pretty awesome!
Gaz: You are annoying. YOU WILL DIE! Jk, jk. But you ARE annoying.
Red: I'm your daughter! I'm not joking, I am.
Purple: Where's your sister, Violet? SHE'S MY MOM!
(Its a looooong story. I'll tell you later if you want)
Sorry, I gotta go watch some Invader Zim episodes online.
SEE YA! :)'
Dib: "YAY! I'm loved!"
Nny: ~walks in with two buckets of blood~ "I'm ok with that."
Zim: "BRAIN...WORKING… SO MUCH… DISUSE!" ~head fizzles~ "Duhhhhh…"
Gir: "Aww, I wuvses you too!
Tak: "I was brought up on the western side of Irk. They're much more civilized there. They came from the eastern side."
Zim: "Duhhhh… Shiny!"
Red & Pur: "NO! IT'S MY DONUT! NO! IT'S MINE! NO-"
Gaz: "We will all die. It's true."
Red: "I have a daughter?"
Purple: ~to Red~ "YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER? THAT'S JUST SICK!" ~attacks~
Mia: "Ok, that's all the time we have, see you later! Probably…"
~When You're Evil comes back on~