Invader Zim Insanity! Chapter 6, an invader zim fanfic

~Almost Human comes on~

Christina: "Hello! I'm Christina. I'm going to be filling in for Mia while she's taking a break from hosting. She's right over there." ~Mia waves from seat~ "If you want to ask me questions later, you can. Mel's here, too, of course." ~taps head~ "Ok! First we have StatusQuo990. She wrote,

'WHY IS GIR SO SPOILED?

WAIT, WHY AM I SAYING THAT WHEN I SPOILED GIR MYSELF?

I DONT CARE IM GOING TO GIVE GIR A DARE! (cuz no one wants to!)

HEHE!

Gir: hug Gaz!

I cant do anything like 'zim, slap Gir' thats abuse and Gir is too cute to be abused! *gives box of tacos*

(just so people dont forget): FAT MAN IN A BLACK STRING BIKINI!

~SQ990~'

Because they LOVE him!"

Gir: "OK!" ~Hugs Gaz~ ~gets kicked by Gaz~

Everyone except Mia and Christina: ~shudders~

Christina: "What's the joke? Never mind. I probably don't wanna know. Ok, next up is Invader Blunt! He wrote,

'Hey there people from the IZ...and JTHM universes! It is I! invader blunt! with more torment and such!

Mia: YOUR A VOLTAIRE FAN? If I knew that I would have spared you from the kiss! I salute you for your good taste in music fellow Voltaire fan *military salute*

Dib: I'll send it to your house via airmail ^^

Gaz:...*evil grin* look what I have here! *hold's up gaz's gameslave*...*drops it and crushes under boot*

Red: enough with hurting you...I'm going to mess with your head, and your friends...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Purple: *evil smile*

dude...sorry but your sister's easy...red told me so...and game me these! *holds up naked pics of violet*

Zim: dude...just wondering why...but why didn't you just blow the shit out of dib's house and kill him?...it would make your life a lot easier...just saying...*cough*yourmissioniscrap*cough*

Tak: you mean this violin? *holds up a pile of broken wood* I steped on it...

Gir: where dose all the food you eat go anyway?

tak and zim:...I'll give zim's ship back and tak a new violin if you sing Voltaire's when your evil...just want you too ^^ anyway tak take this temperaray volin...it will break after the song...if you two suck you will get nothing from me! NOTHING!

well one last thing...I want to scar you all for life...so look that this...good thing your blind MIA *show's pic of red and purplr haveing sex* yea...I had no idea those two rolled that way...

Invader blunt signing out!'"

Mia: "Voltaire is the reason I exist." ~military salute~

Dib: "Sweet."

Gaz: "Can I go to the... bathroom? I have something to take care of." ~pulls knife from Nny's pack~

Christina: "No. I don't quite trust you."

Red: "Oh, Irk."

Pur: "YOU TOOK PICTURES OF HER?"

Zim: "… WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?"

Tak: "Yes, that violin!"

Gir: "IT GOES IN THE TOILET!"

Zim & Tak: ~sigh~

Tak: ~plays intro~

Zim:

"When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!"

Christina: "Wow, that was great." ~sees picture~ "OH HOLY GOD!"

Zim: "It's like a car crash, you can't look away!"

Everyone except Christina, Zim, and Mia: "OH! THAT'S JUST SICK! EW!"

Christina: "Ok, THAT was gross. Ok, now we have CullenGirl14. She wrote,

'Mkay, I wanna dare Kit, to sing E.T by Katy Perry, to Marcus ^^ If you haven't heard the song yet because it's fairly new, please listen to it then have them sing it ^^

Christina: "Okay, Kit, you heard the vampire lover." ~gives microphone~

Kit: ~to Marcus~

"You're so hypnotising
could you be the devil, could you be an angel
your touch magnetizing
feels like going floating, leave my body glowing

They say be afraid
you're not like the others, futuristic lovers
different DNA, they don't understand you

You're from a whole other world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and I'm ready to go, lead me into the light

Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's supernatural, extraterrestrial

You're so supersonic
wanna feel your powers, stun me with your lasers
your kiss is cosmic, every move is magic

You're from a whole other world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and I'm ready to go, lead me into the light

There is this transcendental, on another level
boy, you're my lucky star
I wanna walk on your wave length
and be there when you vibrate
for you I risk it all

Extraterrestrial

Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's supernatural, extraterrestrial"

~to Marcus~ "I still don't forgive you."

Christina: "Ok, ok, we get it, you're the queen of grudges. Can we move on now? Next up is Toxicruby.

'Guess who's back

Anyway...

Tak-So, if you are irken, and have never lived on Earth, why do you have a British accent?

Squee- Hi there!Can i ask, what is your residence number? If Nny lives at 777 do you live at 778 or 776?

Red&Purple- which one of you is smarter?

Gir- I made waffles!

Dib- Whats supertoast?

Zim- Why do you talk in 3rd person?'"

Tak: "I came from the western part of Irk. They're more civilized there."

Squee: "It's… Uh… 775."

Red: "I am!"

Pur: "Oh, so now, you think you're smarter than me, huh?"

Red: "No, no, that's not what I meant!" ~is tackled by Purple~

Gir: "TACOS!"

Dib: "It's a growth stimulant. It's more effective than steroids."

Zim: "I don't know…"

Christina: "Ok! Now we have Invader Aqua12.

'*literally falls from sky*...YAY I'M INSANE! :D ...now,I have one thing to say to Purple. ...Please don't go yelling at Red cuz' he slept with my aunt...O_O oh crap... heheh Suprise! ^_^'"

Pur: "...Am I missing something?"

Invader Aqua12: "...If your sister is my aunt then that means YOU are my DAD! :D *gives Purple a death hug* ...I'll post my fanfic soon so you'll understand more...*runs over to Nny and gives him a Cherry brainfreezy* ...you know you are hott right? ^_^' ...BAI EVERYBODY! *darts out the door*'"

Pur: "I have a daughter? Is your Mom hot? Is she tall?"

Nny: "Well, I wish someone else would realize that!" ~looks at Emily across the room~

Emily: "In your dreams, psychopath."

Christina: "Ooh, on-set romance brewing!"

Emily: "NO! There is NOT!"

Christina: "Sure, whatever you say. Now, we have Invader Nav!

'Hey everyone! I am in a relatively good mood today, so don't fear! Dib: you called me crazy again. * tears* zim: WTF, you quoted SPONGEBOB! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? *slaps across the face* NEVER bring spongebob into the world of I.Z. AGAIN! Unless of course you wanna go back to the hell I made for you. Now with keef! Now, be nice to Dib! Red: hey, you and Pur sang a song I like! Now you both shall sing Best friend! Nny: you rule! Now, I'm writing a story were you get abducted by Zim, and I wanna run a scene by you. Tell me what you think. Everyone else too~~~ Nny was about to say something along the lines of "you do realize that I will hideously mutilate your little alien ass once I free myself, which I will manage to do because of all the useless sh*t in the garbage dump that is your mind you forgot to realize I am a homicidal maniac who kills jerks and a-holes like you every day, which you would have noticed if you'd actually taken a moment to look at my blood soaked body, splattered with the blood of my most recent kill, but I guess people like you, alien or human, don't take the time to actually look at people like me, and just assume I'll let you insult me or degrade me in public by walking on, but no, what you fail to realize is that long after your taunts or, in this case, "experiments" are over with, I can still hear your gritting voice, your hideous laughter, or see your twisted smile"~~~ what you all think? Squee: aw, your such a cute little kid! * gives lollipop* Tak: were did you end up after Zim shot you off into space? Gir: YOU'RE SO CUTE! Gaz: what did you think of the hell I sent Zim to? MIA: I haven't read many of your stories, but the ones I have I liked immensly! Dib: * gives cookie* I'm not crazy, I'm just a liitle unwell! Sing the song please! BYE, tell me what you all thought of my stories scene!'"

Mia: "Um, from author to author, you used blood soaked twice. Repetition is good if you're trying to get a point across in disbelief, but not so good in other uses. But I like the last sentence. Very descriptive. And which stories have you read?"

Dib: "NO! I didn't mean you! Please don't cry!" ~puts arm around shoulder~

Zim: "OW! My wonderful face!"

Red: "UGH! You do know he pretty much hates me right now."

Red & Pur:

"'Who ha who ha
Nanananananana...Nanananana...
have you ever been in love?
he's my best friend, best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too? It tickles in my tummy
he's so yummy yummy, hey, you should get a best friend too.
who ha who ha
hello baby, can i see a smile?
i'm going to a party and it's gonna be wild, (ok)
Can i come i am sitting alone?
NO, friends are never alone, (that's right)
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also girl,
lately everyone is making fun
Nananananana...
he's my best friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend to,
it tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy,
hey, you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
who ha who ha
(ah, hahahaha)
who ha who ha ( nananananana...)
who ha who ha
Hola baby, let's go to the beach
yea, girls in binki are waiting for me
but i was hoping for a summer romance
so why can't you take a chance? (ok)
maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me i could also be your girl,
lately everyone is making fun
Nananananana...
he's my best friend, best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
hey you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
Who ha, who ha,who ha who ha( who ha, nanananana..)
maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse(yea) me i could also be your girl,
lately everyone is making fun...
let's get this party on, hit me with lazer gun
eww woah woah ( c'mom boys)
who ha who ha who ha
eww woah woah
you should get a best friend too,
he's my friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
hey you should get a best friend too ( a best friend).
who ha who ha
who ha who ha ( he's sooooo sweet, nananananana...)
Ahhh...choo'"

(Sorry if this wasn't the one you were thinking of.)

Mia: "That was strange."

Christina: "Very. Ok, now we've got Mellon The Chipmunk. Not the name I would have chosen, but ok.

'-DARES-

Dib: I LOVE YOUU! *hugs and kisses* I'm really nice so have a suckmonkey and ghost evidence! *gives* Say hedgehogs are super special awesome! (See? I'm nice! *evil grin*)

Zim: Sing "I am Retarded". You're cool, but Dib's cuter and better.

Gaz: Dance the Caramelldansen!

Tak: You! YOU SUCK! Get locked in a room with the Jonas Brothers for two chapters!

-TRUTH-

Red and Purple: How did you guys become the Almighty Tallests?

GIR: Why are piggys SO cute? *gives over 9000 piggys*'"

Dib: "So many fangirls! Hedgehogs are super special awesome."

Zim: "'I am retarded ded did dead did dead did did did did
I am retarded(xlike a million).'"

Christina: ~yawn~ "That was boring."

Gaz: "Never. I'm going to the nightmare world. Now with Keef!"

Christina: "I'm sorry, we can't have her locked up for two chapters. How about the rest of this one?" ~puts Tak in the HORRIBLE room~

Red: "DUH! We're both amazingly tall!"

Pur: "Yeah!"

Gir: "I DON'T KNOW! PIGGIES!" ~dives into pile of pigs~

Christina: ~giggles~ That's so cute! Ok, now we have emorocker.

'first timer so i may be boring dib:i love the paranormal!so i must love you. yay!*does the happy dance* NNY:OMG you killed justen beiber,hannah montana,and mily cirus yay you are now my new roll model will you go kill lady gaga please i found out she is actualy a he. zim: yes i love this show, i'm an invader zim addict(no not crazy fangirl.) gir: omg i love you i has so many shirts with your face on it(with him i am a fangirl.) tak: you sound british! cool. gaz: i bet my brothers cane beat you at gameslave(not a threat from me but could you send them to the underworld please.) red: i now make you related to the ALMITY INVADER ZIM* LAGHS EIVLY AND KICKS HIM IN HEAD* PURPLE: OMG! you have a sister(can i meet her?) mia: yes i shall dare you to sing barbie girl! everyone: i dare you to sing "THE CATALIST" by the amazing LINKIN PARK *CLAPS WILDLY* YAY IM OUT AND IF ANY ONE ASKS I AM A GIRL! (LONGEST REVEW EVER SO YOU ALL GET SMILY FACE STIKERS! BYE-BYE.'"

Dib: "More fangirls?"

Nny: "Ok. My pleasure." ~walks out door~

Christina: "Wait. She's a HE?"

Zim: "Yes, yes, of course. How could you NOT love ZIM?"

Gir: "YAY! I HAVE FANS!"

Tak: "No, I'm Western Irkish."

Red: "OH GOD!"

Pur: "I… honestly don't know."

Mia: "YOU EVIL EVIL B!TCH!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I HATE YOU!"

Tak: ~Plays intro on temporary violin~

Everyone:

"God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under loaded gun
And it can't be outfoght
It can't be outdone
It can't out matched
It can't be outrun
No

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under loaded gun
And it can't be outfoght
It can't be outdone
It can't out matched
It can't be outrun
No

And when I close my eyes tonight
To symphonies of blinding light
(God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under loaded gun
Oh)
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

God save us everyone,
Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns?
For the sins of our hand
The sins of our tongue
The sins of our father
The sins of our young
No

And when I close my eyes tonight
To symphonies of blinding light
(God save us everyone,
Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns?
Oh)
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky

Lift me up
Let me go (x10)

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under loaded gun
And it can't be outfoght
Can't be outdone
It can't out matched
It can't be outrun
No

God bless us everyone
We're a broken people living under loaded gun
And it can't be outfoght
Can't be outdone
It can't out matched
It can't be outrun"

Christina: "I love that song! Ok, now we have randomperson!

'*runs in* awwwwww, i missed an update! :( and a word to the wise, NEVER agree to babysit 20 kids ranging from 11 to 3 mo. EVER! on the bright side, i got 20 bucks! anyway, im tired, so, hellhounds? attack dib and the tallest. *yawns and walks off stage* bye'

I'll keep that in mind."

Dib & Tallests: "AAAAGGHH! BAD DOGS! BAD DOGS!"

Christina: "Ok, we have one more review. It's from XxX-Curly-Wurly-XxX, and they wrote,

'Hehehe this is funny xD

YES! You`ve destoyed the Bieber! I`ve been waiting for this day ^_^

Tak: *slaps her in the face with some meat covered in barbeque sauce* Now, how do YOU like it? :D

Dib: I dare you to go into a room with a moose! XD It`s time to face your moosey fate, DIB! Have fun ^^

Gir: Tell me a story :3

Red and Purple: *waves* Hello :D How old are you two in Earth years?

Zim: Same as above :D

Toodles~ :)'"

Tak: ~sizzling~ "Not much, actually."

Dib: "NOOOO! THE MOOOOOSE!"

Gir: "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died! The end!" ~Smiles stupidly~

Red & Pur: "We're both about 39."

Zim: "Zim is 16 in Earth-years!" (Well, in my stories.)

Christina: "OK! Now we have Invader Jemi!

'YAY! I'M BACK! AND I HAD FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS!

Gir: You are my second favorite character on a TV show, EVER! (Dib is the first!)

Red: Don't forget my twin sister, Nara!

Dib: YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED! (By me!)

Nny: I wanna hug you! But then you'd kill me, right?

Tak: I understand that. But still... your voice annoys me...

Gaz: Whats up with your hair? ITS PURPLE! I HATE PURPLE! (Offence intended, Purple.)

Zim: Why did you date my sister? WHY, DEFECT? *slaps him* Sorry... I got a little carried away...

(I FORGOT SOMETHING!)

Red: Violet is mad at me because I have aqua-blue eyes... are you mad at me too?

Dib: I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU A HUG! *Gives hug* I wanna stay wiff you... pweese? *Starts to cry*

(If you say yes, YAY! If you say no, YOU'RE SO MEAN! You're probably gonna say no... WAAAAAAH!)

Squee: I'm sorry, I forgot you! You're almost as adorable as Dib(And Gir, lets not forget Gir!)!

I'm bored now... I gotta go yell at Cami for replacing Tany's brain with a stuffed puppy doll. Yeah, I can't explain it either. (Don't worry, they're both SIR units.)

Bye!'"

Gir: "YAY! TAQUITOS!"

Red: "Oh, god… I have two kids?"

Dib: "The crazies… JK! Thanks."

Nny: "I might not possibly completely totally kill you."

Tak: "Not my problem."

Gaz: "I have my mother's hair…" ~falls silent~

Pur: "But I'm your uncle!"

Zim: "I did?"

Red: "No, of course not…"

Dib: "You would have to ask my dad."

Squee: "I honestly would rather be ignored."

Christina: "K, now we have XxInvaderxEllasanaxX. She wrote,

'Hehe :) That was a smart move Gaz. Smart move.

Zim, today's weapon is a brick. Go nuts!

Dib, TAKE THE BRICK LIKE A MAN!'

She's insane, isn't she?"

Mia: ~nods~

Zim: ~drops brick on Dib~

Dib: "OW! That actually hurt that time!"

Christina: "Alright, now we have-"

~video cuts off~

~Almost Human plays~