Invader Zim Insanity! Chapter 7, an invader zim fanfic

~Ya Shosla s Uma plays~

Announcer: "Welcome back to Invader Zim Insanity! With your hosts, Christina and Mia!"

Christina: "Hey peoples! Ok, first off, we have StatusQuo990!" ~shudders~

"'Zim: *dumps bucket of water*

Dib: be forced to watch fat ppl in speedos or skimpy bikinis/ eating mcdonalds/ bellyflopping/ (tiny voice) having sex... Hehe!

Gaz: YOU TOO! *throws Gaz in the room with Dib*

Tak: hmm... A toughie... Kiss Zim! And not a peck as you would with old ppl, but a (stressed words) slow... Passionate... Affectionate... Loving...( so many adjectives!) kiss! If you hesitate or pull away, i might throw you in the room with Gaz and Dib!

Gir: sorry, but this is a torture show. Whatever gir receives from other reviewers shall be confiscated and distributed to the other cast members. (sorry Gir!)

Well, arent i evil today...

Marcus, Emily, Christina, and Kit will join Gaz And Dib (and possibly Tak)

Tallest Purple: ok im feeling devious... Go kiss Red! Why wont you! Invader Blunt( or someone else, sorry) said you had sex with Red and even had photographcal evidence of it. JUST FRIGGIN KISS RED! MIA! SINCE CHRITINA IS BEING TORTURED WITH FATTIES YOU UPLOAD THE VIDEO ON YT!

Tallest Red: HAPPILY RETURN THE KISS!

Now... Mia *grins wickedly* i have a little question... Hehe... When you were hosting the show a little earlier... How were you able to read the dares from other reviewers out loud?

Ok! I actually dared the IZ cast and OCs... Now for the JTHM cast... You guys are lucky! Im leaving you as u stand! GOODBYE!

~SQ990~'"

Zim: "AGH! IT BURNS! The pain!"

Dib: "AAAAAAH! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!"

Gaz: "Foolish mortal!"

Tak: "NO!" ~Kit pushes button on mind control device~~Tak kisses Zim~~stops kissing after two minutes~ "UGH! Happy?"

Gir: "TAQUITOS!"

Marcus, Emily, Christina & Kit: "NO! MY EYES!"

Tallests: ~kiss~ ~to each other~ "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BI!"

Mia: "Have you ever heard of Braille?

Ella: "Yay! She forgot me!" ~sits and watches the mayhem ensue~ "Now, we have XxInvaderxEllasanaxX.

':D yes, indeed I am

Zim: Today's weapon is a choice between a shovel and a baseball bat. Your choice.

Dib: WHINER! Here's a fun dare for you...you will dance the macarena in a grass skirt. Mwahahahahahaha!

Gaz: You will be forced to sing "Ignorance" by Paramore!

Gir: Here, you get a piggy for being awesome! *hands piggy*'"

Zim: "Um, baseball bat." ~lightly taps Dib with it~

Dib: "Ow?" ~dances in grass skirt~

Gaz: ~sigh~

"If I'm a bad person, you don't like me
Well, I guess I'll make my own way
It's a circle, a mean cycle
I can't excite you anymore

Where's your gavel? Your jury?
What's my offense this time?
You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me
Well, sentence me to another life

Don't wanna hear your sad songs
I don't wanna feel your pain
When you swear it's all my fault
'Cause you know we're not the same
No, we're not the same, oh, we're not the same

We're the friends who stuck together
We wrote our names in blood
But I guess you can't accept that the change is good
It's good, it's good

Well, you treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out

You treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out

Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend

This is the best thing that could've happened
Any longer and I wouldn't have made it
It's not a war, no, it's not a rapture
I'm just a person but you can't take it

The same tricks that, that once fooled me
They won't get you anywhere
I'm not the same kid from your memory
Well, now I can fend for myself

Don't wanna hear your sad songs
I don't wanna feel your pain
When you swear it's all my fault
'Cause you know we're not the same
No, we're not the same, oh, we're not the same

Yeah, we used to stick together
We wrote our names in blood
But I guess you can't accept that the change is good
It's good, it's good

Well, you treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
Well, I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out

You treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
Well, I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out

Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend

Well, you treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
Well, I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out

You treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out."

Gir: "Yay!" ~piggy is taken away~ "Why my piggy? WHY? I LOVDED YOU PIGGY! I LOVDED YOU!"

Mia: "Sorry, Gir. StatusQuo's orders. Ok, now we have Toxicruby.

'*Twitch*Guess who's back and hasn't slept?

o3o

Okayz..

Zim- Why did you go and blow up half of the military training planet?

Tak- I like your voice. I stole your ship from Dib's garage, it's in the security system tried to kill me though, thanks to Zim for reactivating it...

Dib- You do look sorta like Nny, if he were obssessed with the paranormal instead of mudering people, and was younger...Do you want to kill people?

Gaz- *Holds up an action replay or gameslave and a microSD*This SD card holds all of the save states from your gameslave games you shall do my bidding, for about two reviews after this or I wont give it to you.

Squee- I brought your bear thing. Your parents let me walk right in, as oong as I didn't break anything. Ph, and nailbunny's still on your wall.

Nny: I heard screaming from your left soomeone and a real do you get your hair to look so cool?

Now to the hosts- Can I come on the show for the next one or two rounds?Just to torture thems?Please?'

Well," ~sigh~ "I guess."

Zim: "THE VENDING MACHINE WAS HOLDING MY CHUPS HOSTAGE! Something had to be done!"

Tak: "Wow, thank you! Sorry about that."

Dib: "I want to kill Zim, does he count as a person?"

Gaz: "I am your humble servant. Dammit."

Squee: ~gasp~ "SHMEE!" ~hugs bear~ "I thought Nailbunny was on Nny's wall?"

Nny: "I'll take care of them as soon as this PSYCHO lets me go! And I guess I just don't brush it…"

Christina: "Ok, now we have Invader Blunt!

'* a small TV lowers and show's me lying in the wreckage of a crashed voot* *sit up*

Ugh...nice try gaz...but I'm still alive and well ^^ anyway on with the show! I invader blunt have more questions, stuff, and requests for the cast!

Gir:...I've always wanted to do this...HIKE! *punts gir through a window* IT's good!

gaz: again nice try...but I'm...unkillable (lol...inside joke) anyway are you a member of the vampire club? (lol...voltaire joke)

Red:...since you've been screwing purples sister...you must have those! *knees in the groin*

Purple:...wow...your sis must be a hoe ^^ anyway here's some doughnuts...*cough*thati'vepoisend*cough*

Zim:...NO VOOT FOR YOU!

Tak:...impressive...here's your violin *hands over case* oh BTW that voot in the background...that's yours ^^ gaz blew it up though

Dib:...can you stab people with your hair scythe?

Tak and Zim:...can't think of a better song for you two to sing...sing voltaire's stuck with you!

Anyway that's all for now...till next time!

Invader blunt signing out'"

Gir: "WWWEEEEEEE!" ~flies through window~

Gaz: "No."

Red: "Oh!" ~falls to ground~

Pur: "No, thanks, I'm still on the diet… WAAAA!"

Zim: "WHAT? I was perfect!"

Tak: "Oh, thank- WHAT?"

Dib: "... I don't know. I've never tried."

Tak: ~plays intro~

Tak:
You're a slob, It's such a bore,
Your underwear strewn on the floor.

Zim:
and you're a packrat, most extreme,
our house is full of magazines.

Tak:
the toilet's broke, and yet I bet,
his majesty ain't fixed it yet.

Zim:
you're one to talk, sleepyhead,
and get your fat ass out of bed.

(chorus)
both:
oh but in the eyes of god,
we said our vows before the pews.
"not until death may we part"

Zim:
so until then I'm stuck with you.

Tak:
you swore that you'd be true to me,
but gave me infidelity.

Zim:
why should I give a tinker's cuss?
she was your sister, what's the fuss?

Tak:
well then, let's propose a truce.
what's good for gander is good for goose.

Zim:
hey now that's different, you took to bed,
my favorite dog and all my friends!

Everyone: 0.o

(chorus)
both:
oh but in the eyes of god,
we said our vows before the pews.
"not until death may we part"
so until then I'm stuck with you.
oh but in the eyes of god,
we said our vows before the pews.
"not until death may we part"

Tak:
this is my curse, I said "I do."
better or worse I'm stuck with you.

Tak:
you poked my eye, I wear a patch.
I should have given you one to match.
Voltaire:
did you forget, you got me back?
you chopped my thumb off with an axe.

Tak:
you drowned my kittens one by one.
you looked like you were having fun.

Zim:
you stabbed my mother, in the chest
with a korean bayonet!

Tak:
and now I lie here in the grave.
I pray to god my soul to save.
and in the darkness of the tomb,
I'm glad I'm lying next to you.

Zim:
and as I lay here 6 feet down
my body buried under ground.
in this dank, and dreary cold,
I'm just glad I'm not alone.

Mia: "Aww, how… Sweet? Anyway, now we have Dark Skitty Power!

'Lol that was a funny chapter!

Okey everyone, prepare to meet your DOOM! (I promise not to do a lame one like from the beginning...)

Tallests: YOU DRIVE MEH CRAAAAZY idk whether you're cool or not XP RAAAAH okay I dare u two to stand on your square green heads for the whole chapter XD blood rushing to head much?

Zim: You pwn some serious face. Soooo... I dare u to explain what you think of everyone (Dib, Gir, Nny, Christina, Mia, etc) WITHOUT USING PUT-DOWNS. one put-down and into the watery, meat-filled pit of DOOM you go! =D

Dib: You pwn just as much as Zim. Dare... Oooh! Have a swordfight with my Pikachu! * Pikachu appears* RARR (Hello I will destroy you with my geeky Pokémon powers PIKACHU!) Yes I do like Pokémon. WOO!

Tak: Try some of this. *Hands sake* I have more if you'd like. =]

Gaz: Where can I get a GameSlave?

Nny: You're so cool. *Hands fillerbunny* I found this on the ground what is it?

Christina: Let Mel give a few dares to everyone!

Everyone: GROUP HUG! WOOO!

Okee that's all for now!

I hope it wasn't lame!

Bye!

~Dark Skitty Power'"

Tallests: ~grumble and stand on their heads~

Zim: "They're all… nice."

Dib: "uh, ok?" ~slices off the yellow mouse's head~

Tak: "Agh! It burns my throat!"

Gaz: "Videogame Outhouse."

Nny: ~scratches head~ "I have no f*cking clue."

Christina: "Ok." ~Mel projects herself from Christina's eye~

Mel: Hi. Ok, um… ~thinks~ this isn't something I'm programmed for, so… Uh, Dib, go dress up like a girl or something. Zim, sing the Cucumber song. I have no clue who any of you are except my boss and my programmer. Sorry if I completely sucked at this.

Mia: "It's ok. Now we have Invader Nav!

'*walks in* *sigh* only after I sent my last review did I see the slip up in my scene. Don't blame me, I was typing on an ipod! Weird, yes?

DIB: aw, I forgive you! *hugs, kisses on cheek* *gives hershey bar*

ZIM: *slaps across the face again* DON'T YOU DARE DISOBEY ME AGAIN! I said be nice to DIB, not to throw a BRICK at him! *sends to the hell again* and this time in has malfunctioning SIR units!

GAZ: I like your hair!

RED: *gives doughnut* I think I'm being too hard on you.

PUR: *gives bucket of water* :)

TAK: I can't play an instrument for crap! I can sing pretty good though.

GIR: do you know what BLOODY GIR is?

SQUEE: I know you'd rather be left alone, but I just wanna let you know, that no matter what people say to you, you can't let it get to you. I know what its like to go through verbal abuse, so I get it. Just hang in there, and don't give up. *hands him SHMEE*

Well, after that heart warming fluff piece, I must be on my way! *hugs DB, gives NNY a frooty pop* BYE EVERYONE! Oh, and MIA, that was the right song!'

Yay! I got it right!"

Dib: "I like this girl." ~nom nom nom~

Zim: "IT IS NOT ZIM'S FAULT! I WAS FORCED TO! You're not the only one with demon powers, you know!"

Gaz: "Ok."

Red: "Ooh!" ~nom nom nom~

Pur: "Heh heh heh!" ~throws water on Red~

Tak: "I can't sing worth crap. But Tia's pretty good. She can sing in Russian."

Gir: "WHAT IS IT?"

Squee: ~looks at both bears~ I have two Shmees?"

Nny: ~licks popsicle~

Christina: "Ok, now we have a new reviewer, Jay the psychopath! She wrote,

'OMG! This fic has everything I could ever want! Voltaire, torture, and ZIM!

Zim: *kisses* I love you! *gives voot back*

Dib: Enjoy the dimension of pure DOOKIE! *puts him there*

Tak: Youre as awesome as Zim! *fixes the voot that invader blunt blew up*

Tallests: SCREW YOU! I want you two to make out. Have fun!

Gaz: DOOKIE! *throws her with Dib*

Gir: YOU GET COOKIES! *gives giant pile of cookies*

Mel: (can we dare Mel?) How does tactile abilities in a hologram work?

And you all get to do the caramelldansen in the MEAT RAIN! Except Zim and Tak.'"

Zim: "Yes! It's about time someone realized the amazingness of ZIM!"

Dib: "OH! THE SMELL! UGH!"

Tak: "I like her."

Tallests: "Oh, but we already did today!"

Tia: ~walks in~ "Well, do it again!" ~pushes heads together~

Mia: "I was wondering when you would get here!" ~hugs Tia~

Tia: "Please don't do that."

Gaz: "Ew! Gross!"

Gir: "NOO!" ~cookies are taken away~

Mel: Well, the light particles in my hologram are condensed and made partially solid. The system's not completely operational, so I'm only solid for short periods of time. However, once Bryan gets back to work on my software, I'll be able to lift about forty pounds for a duration period of 20 minutes.

Everyone: ~does Caramelldansen in meat rain~

Mia: "That's a strange feeling, isn't it? Now we have Invader Jemi.

'HI AGAIN! Its me! (With Nara!) Shut up, Nara.

I can't believe that you... oh, nevermind.

Dib: In my oneshot I'm writing, you die. Sorry, but I need it to be EXTREMELY sad. And if Zim died in my story, everyone would have a party. (Except me!) Yeah, whatever.

Nny: Torture Zim in the most horrible and painful way possible, please! (No! Not Zim!) Yes! Now, SHUT UP NARA!

Purple: I will unleash Tater-Tot, the deranged/murderous kitten, upon you! (I would not want to wish my worst enemy that fate. Good luck Purple.) Do not be deceived by her cuteness! I made that mistake once... *Releases an adorable orange kitten onto the stage, then it starts to attack Purple* And she's worse than Nny! Have fun!

Gaz: Sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

Red: Nara wants to say hi. (Hi Dad! BTW, smoke machines are better than lasers!) No they aren't! (Yes they are!) Nuh-uh! Now shut up!

(Jemi, Cami is trying to replace Tany's brain again!) Ugh... I guess I have to leave now.

Bye!'

Hey, if you need help writing something heartbreaking, I could help. I'm really good at that sort of thing."

Dib: "Oh, come on! That's not fair!"

Nny: "Can I kill him?"

Mia: "NO!"

Nny: "Aw…" ~drags Zim to other room~

Zim: "NO!" ~flails arms~ "NO! NOT HIM!" ~screams heard in other room~

Pur: "It's a cat… thing." ~pokes cat~ ~cat scratches furiously at face~ "GAH!"

Gaz: "Don't worry. I'll call the demons off."

Red: "Mutiny! My own daughter voting against me!"

Christina: "Ok, ok, we get it, you have family problems. Moving on! This is from Moontoy.

'Nny: omg you killed all the people I hate ! O.o I love you again ( run and jumps in his lap ) can you do 2 things for me pweeasssseee you kill the johnos brothers,and sakura pleaseee and 2. Can I follow you and help kill people for 5 chapters please we can kill all there fans! Zim/dib ...*evil smirk* I want you too to be handcuffed together 4 2 chapters! Tak : your cool an I do like your accsent gir: I WUV YOU! * hands waffle* Dib: I'm into paranormal now because of you! My family thinks in crazy now ... It's great! Red/pur:... BURN! *tried bucket of water on them. K almost done gaz:*hands gaz a GS56 k! You all get nachos! Exept the tallest YOU SUCK!( hands nny a bucket of blood kisses him and follows to wall. MOONTOY IS OUT with Nny =^*^='"

Nny: ~comes out of torture room~ "Uh… Who's Sakura? And, yeah, I guess. Just don't get too ahead of yourself or you'll end up like poor Mmy."

Zim: ~stumbles out of room, dripping with green blood~ "I don't want to be Dibbed with Chain-monkey tortilla." ~faints~ ~is chained to Dib~

Tak: "Thank you."

Gir: "NO! MY WAFFLE!" ~waffle is taken away~

Red & Pur: "AGH! IT BURNS!"

Gaz: "Nice!"

Everyone except Tallests: ~nom nom nom~

Tallests: "Ohh…"

Mia: "Ok! Now we have Nara's the Bestest. Three guesses who it is?"

Zim: "Ooh! Ooh! Is it General Face?" (Inside joke XD)

Mia: "No.

'Cough, cough... oh jeez, sorry. I haven't been feeling well lately. Stupid human 'Common cold', or whatever its called. Did my sister annoy you guys?

Zim: ZIM! *hugs him* Hi... *blushes*

Dib: You might wanna watch out for those rabid Zim fan-girls... *pushes him into a crowd of Zim fan-girls, and whistles inoccently*

(Hey! That wasn't nice, Nara!) Jemi, you weren't nice to Zim. Why should I be nice to Dib?

Red: Hey dad! I have to honestly say, that you are waaaaaaay more annoying than Purple.

Purple: WAFFLE! OMG ITS WAFFLE! WAAAAFFLE! *Hugs him* Hi Waffle! (It IS Waffle! I'm so sorry I was mean to you! WAAAAAFFLE!)

Gir: HEY LOOK, ITS WAFFLE! *Points to Purple*

Nny: My sister says she can kill you. (No I didn't! But... I have to admit, I CAN kill him...)

I ran out of stuff to use... bye, I guess. BYE WAFFLE! (Bye Waffle!)'"

Zim: "Who are you? Oh! Oh, yeah."

Dib: "AGH! They stole my shirt! And my Glasses! And they cut off my hair!" ~comes back onto stage~ ~buttons up trenchcoat~

Christina: "OMIGOD IT'S NNY! Oh. No, wait. It's just Dib."

Red: "Hello, daughter I just found out I have."

Pur: "I'm a waffle?"

Gir: "WAFFLE!" ~tries to bite Pur~

Nny: "I don't doubt she could."

Mia: "Ok, that's all we have for today… Bye!"

~Everyone dances in meat rain again~

~Ya Soshla s Uma comes back on~