~Down to Earth plays~
Announcer: "Hello! And welcome back to INVADER ZIM INSANITY! With your hosts, Mia and Christina!"
~Curtain rises~ ~Christina is missing~
Mia: "Well, where did Christina go now? Whatever. Ok, now we have Invader Aqua12!
'ok since I haven't dared anybody for a while...
Zim: ...*throws Madness with a steak tied to him at zim* LIVE WITH IT! ^_^
Dib: ...*holds up a haunted gummy bear* If you kis Gaz on the cheek (i'm not a pervert) you shall have this! :)
Gaz: ...FEAR! ...Listen to JB songs for the rest of the show! XD
Gir: TACOOOOO! *hands Krazy Taco bag* ^_^
Purple: ...You may be my dad but still...go watch an episode of the Teletubbies! XD
Red:DITTO! *throws in room with purple*
Nny: ...I'm more scared of you than Gaz...*gives giant bear hug*
KTHXBAI! *vanishes with a puff of smoke*'"
Zim & Nny: "THE MADDNESS! THE MADDNESS!" ~Zim runs around screaming~ ~Nny runs to other side of room~
Dib: "Um… If I kiss you, am I going to the nightmare world?"
Gaz: "Yes."
Dib: ~kisses Gaz on cheek lightly then runs out of room screaming, "SHE'S GONNA GET ME!"~
Gaz: "Foolish mortal! I will destroy you all!" ~Fireballs shoot out of hands~
Gir: "Can I keep this? PWEASE? I'm STARVING!"
Mia: "Of course!" ~Gir eats ravenously~
Pur & Red: "So- Boring!- Lost-ability-to-speak-complete-sentences! AAGH! WE'RE MELTING! WE'RE MELTING!"
Nny: "Um… Why does everyone hug me?"
Mia: "Ok, now we have StatusQuo990!
'Hey, thanx for reminding me that i forgot Lyn and Ella! You can watch the fatties eating, wearing skimpy swimwear, etc that Dib, Gaz, Marcus, Christina, etc had to suffer through!
Gir: *gives waffles* sorry about the last chapter. Can u forgive me?
Tallests: hm... I dare...*points at purple* YOU to get rid of all your donuts on the massive. Or else... You watch the fattie clip with the remaining OCs.
Mia: BRAILLE! OF COURSE! I FORGOT!
TILL NEXT TIME!
~SQ990~'
That was kinda silly of you."
Gir: "WAFFLES! I like you!" ~hugs~
Lyn: "Nice going, Ella!" ~smacks Ella's head~ "Oh Holy Kym! That's DISGUSTING!"
Ella: "AGH! NO!"
Pur: "Hmm… ok!" ~eats every last donut on the Massive~ ~Mouth full~ "You didn't say how."
Mia: ~sigh~ "Alright, let's just move on. Now, Toxicruby!
'I want to answer Squee's is on Nny's wall.I foundthis bunny on the sidewalk.
Gaz-Dress up in a maid costume a serve everyone snacks
Nny- I heard you killed someone who was copying deserved it.
Dib- Why do you have suh huge glasses?*Points to own glasses, thin and normal*Im not normal and I wear normal you're insane so get normal glasses.
Zim-Hug?
Red-Your name is stupid, now dance a slow dance with purple.(you get to wear th dress)'"
Squee: "What the heck is it!"
Gaz: "Grrrr…" ~does~
Nny: "He didn't realize that I'm supposed to be the villain here. I mean, do I look like Superman?"
Dib: "I got them from my dad. He wears goggles all the time, which is a lot weirder than big glasses."
Zim: "NEVER!" ~glances at moldy turkey(WTF?)~ ~glances at Kit, with laser gun~ "Um, I mean, of course you may hug the amazing ZIM!"
Red: "NO! I'M HATED!" ~dances with dress on and with Purple~
Mia: "Cool. Ok, so now we have Invader NAV!
'Who's happy that I'm back! Dib: aw, you like me! *hugs* Zim: FEAR MY DEMON POWERS! Now say " I'm a happy squirrel!" Red: now I get to torture you! Everyone, ATTACK HIM WITH SHARPIES! Respect my authority! ( inside joke with my brother!) Pur: what did you think when you realized you were sharing the rank of tallest with someone? Tak: just to let you know, I don't support ZaTr. *gives cookie* Gaz: you didn't answer my question, what did you think of the hell I made? Nny: you can borrow the hell whenever you like! MIA: I promised not to tell anyone my real name, but it's Mia too! CRAP, I broke another promise with myself! *sigh* *sends self to the hell* (screams are heard)'"
Author: "Um, Mia's not my real name. It's my cousin's… And why does everyone call me 'MIA'? It's Mia."
Dib: "Yeah, ok. I'm just glad you're not mad at me anymore." ~hugs back~
Zim: "I'm a happy squirrel?"
Red: "OW! THESE HURT!" ~Is now covered every square inch in scribbles~
Mia: "I get the joke, BTW."
Pur: "Well, Red WAS my best friend, so I honestly didn't mind."
Tak: "Yay! Someone sane!" ~nom nom nom~
Gaz: "It's… acceptable."
Nny: "Cool! Can I go play in it? Huh? Can I, can I can I?"
Mia: "Uh… Knock yourself out. Ok, now we have Invader Jemi.
'OMT Hi again!
Purple: ARE YOU STUPID? Your voice actor also does Waffle's voice in Catscratch. SO YOU ARE NOW WAFFLE!
Dib: OMT! You somehow miraculously survived! I dunno... I didn't want you to die.
Zim: *slaps him, AGAIN* I have to admit, you are pretty awesome. For one reason only. Without you, we wouldn't have Gir!
Gir: TOQUITOS! Does you wants them? *gives toquitos*
Red: Who the HECK are you? I'm just kidding, but one day, I'll be taller than you... AND THEN YOU'LL PAY! YOU WILL ALL PAY! MWAHAHAHA! I'm sorry. I don't know what made me say that...
Nny: I can kill you! (Yes she can...) I KNOW I CAN!
I need a hug... I'm depressed... I feel lonely. Any character, except Zim and Purple, can hug me. BUT DON'T THINK I DON'T LUV YOU, WAFFLE! You're just... not the real Waffle. I hate you, Zim.
Bye, I guess.'"
Pur: "I'm a waffle?"
Dib: "Uh, thanks?"
Zim: "OW! Well, Zim IS amazingly awesome!"
Gir: "I NEED THEM! I NEED THEM OR ELSE I WILL EXPLODE! That happens to me sometimes…"
Red: ~whispers~ "Psycopath…"
Nny: "Ok, now I'm scared! But…" ~hugs~
Mia: "Don't worry, I'll hold your little hand if you want. Ok, now we have XxInvaderxEllasanaxX. She wrote,
'Aw poor Gir.
Okay Zim, today's weapon is a choice between a chainsaw and a flamethrower :) and to make today's dare a little different, sing "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance :)
Dib, you have a choice of either dressing up like an orange or dressing up like a carrot.'"
Zim: ~places flamethrower on Dib's ENORMOUS head~ "Uh…
'They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads,
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Ohhh yeah!
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
All together now!'"
Everyone:
"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me"
Dib: "Umm, Orange?" ~is in orange costume~
Mia: "Alright, now we have Moontoy!
'( comes from behind Nny) hey guys! K I've got more dares ! Yyaaaaayyyyyy ! K zim/ dib I dare you to sing "anywhere" by evanescence , than watch hmm... I'll let you off easy 5 hours of zadr. And lastly zim I want you to make dib-thing a PAK . On the bright side he'll be in pain when you put it on his back =3. ( mighty fangirl powers go! Now gir gets all his stuff :). Tak : you Rok!( gives new voot runner. Gaz:I like your outfit. Red/pur:...Burn!* throws truck of water on them ok! You all get cookies including Mia :) ... Lastly... LISTEN ALL OF YOU FANGIRLS AND OR HATERS ! NNY IS MINE SO DONT DARE TRY TO HURT OR KISS HIM! HE IS MINE! IF YOU DO ILL FIND YOU AND I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN GAZES NIGHT MARE WORLD OR HAVE YOUR BLOOD DRAIND BY MY NYY GOT IT? xD ... K than later actully...* sits next to Nny cuddling his arm* =^*^='"
Nny: "WTF WERE YOU DOING BACK THERE!"
Zim/Dib: "NO!
'Dear my love, haven't you wanted to be with me
And dear my love, haven't you longed to be free
I can't keep pretending that I don't even know you
And at sweet night, you are my own
Take my hand
[CHORUS:]
We're leaving here tonight
There's no need to tell anyone
They'd only hold us down
So by the morning light
We'll be half way to anywhere
Where love is more than just your name
I have dreamt of a place for you and I
No one knows who we are there
All I want is to give my life only to you
I've dreamt so long I cannot dream anymore
Let's run away, I'll take you there
We're leaving here tonight
There's no need to tell anyone
They'd only hold us down
So by the mornings light
We'll be half way to anywhere
Where no one needs a reason
Forget this life
Come with me
Don't look back you're safe now
Unlock your heart
Drop your guard
No one's left to stop you
Forget this life
Come with me
Don't look back you're safe now
Unlock your heart
Drop your guard
No one's left to stop you now
[Chorus]
[Silence]
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah'
BLEH! No. No, no, NO! NOT THE ZADR! NO!" ~watch the ZaDr~
Dib: "OW! I don't really want a PAK though…"
Gir: "YAY!" ~tackles~ ~hugs~ ~smiles~ ~cuddles in lap~
Tak: "Awesome! Now I have TWO Voots!"
Gaz: "Thank you. You will die a painless death."
Tallests: "AAAGH! NO! WE'RE MELTING!"
Nny: ~mouths~ "Help me."
Mia: ~shakes head~ Alright, now we have-"
~Christina jumps out of turkey~
Christina: "It was ME! I was the turkey all along!"
Mia: "Oh. Wow. How did you fit in there?"
Christina: "Never mind. Oh, and by the way, I'm just a figment of the author's imagination! Dib, make out with Zim. Insert maniacal laugh here. Nny, sing 3 am. Tak, EAT FOOD! ~throws snack at Tak~ Purple, Red, I still hate you. ~pushes into pool filled with MEAT!~ OCs, you rule, go do something fun.
Lovses ya! BAI!"
~disappears~
Mia: "Ok, since that was Christina, I won't make anyone do that stuff. I'm just too tired. ~sigh~ Bye peoplez!
~Down to Earth comes back on~
(Thos one was kinda short, I know. Get off my back, sheesh.)