~3 Libras comes on~
Announcer: "Welcome back to INVADER ZIM INSANITY with your hosts, Mia and Christina!"
Christina: "Ok! So we will be doing StatusQuo990's dares first!
'Ya im not really into it today. Im just gonna force everyone to watch a combination of JB, Barney The Dinosaur, Fat People, some zadr, tagr, zagr, rapr(is there such a thing as red and purple romance? Oh well).
Except Gir. He can have this box of tacos to last him for the rest of this chapter.
Toodles~
~SQ990~'
Oh my God, you hate us, don't you?" (BTW, you forgot PRaZr)
~everyone watches the video~
Everyone: "MY EARS! MY EYES! NO! THIS IS PURE TORTURE!"
Gir: "w00t! Ok, now we have XxInvaderxEllasanaxX.
'Tehe! Thanks Zim! Today's weapon is a mallet! Yay!'"
Zim: "I can't hurt Dib-worm because then I would be sent to the NAV-human's hell." ~places mallet on Dib's foot~
Dib: "…Ow?"
Gaz: "WHINER!"
Mia: "Ok… Now we've got Moontoy!
'( is sitting on Nnys lap) hey guys!... Ok than I forgot to take my happy pills so I'm gonna be evil today! :) /dib I'm sorry I did that here ( hand them chocolate ~ which makes them love each other for the entire show~) I dare you to shoot the tallest to almost point of death :) than shoot yourself in the arm 3. Gaz ~ takes gamslave56 I dare you 2 go the whole day without your gameslave 3. Tallest after tak shoots you jump in a pool of acid XD 4. Gir I dare you to not talk or make a noise for the show! Nny. Sweete I date-sorry dare you to sing "pet" by a perfect circle than... Ummm * blush * ( in a small voice) hug me... K that is al- MOONTOY! crap ! Zira-sorry about Moontoy she didn't take her pills today! * glares * Moontoy - you'll never get me! ( makes Zira disapper) k where was I ? I remember that is all! ( sits next to Nny) =^*^='"
Nny: "Why are you on my lap?"
Author: ~glares~ (I'm jealous!)
Zim/Dib: "Ooh! Chocolate!" ~nom nom nom~ ~look at each other~ ~make out~
Tak: "Oh… Crap."
Mia: "Here, this is the gun I used to shoot my foot." ~gives gun~
Tak: "Thank you!" ~shoots Tallests until they're a bloody heap~
Doctor: ~runs in~ ~checks pulses~ "THEY'RE NOT DEAD!" ~runs out~
Gaz: "But I don't have a Gameslave 56 yet. They're not even in stores."
Gir: "…"
Nny: "Um, ok.
'Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Countin' bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you, like I do, (like I do)
Safe from pain, and truth, and choice, and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Just stay with me,
safe and ignorant, go,
back to sleep, go
back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Countin' bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
They're one and the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself
Swayin' to the rhythm of the new world order and
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming
Keep your head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
I'll hold you and protect you from the other ones,
The evil ones, don't love you son,
Go back to sleep.'"
~hugs Moontoy~ ~Author is still jealous~
Author: "MOVE IT!" (I'm F*cking scary when I'm angry) ~pushes Moontoy off and sits in Nny's lap~
Christina: "Ok, now we have Toxicruby.
'This ones short
*Chucks savestates at Gaz*There,but keep the maid costume
To The hosts- bring in lard nar plz!Imma ask bout his goggles.
Nny-Can i have your house'
Sorry, I don't like Lardy. I'm not gonna bring him here."
Gaz: "No way! My contract is fulfilled." ~tears off costumes and stalks off~
Nny: "Um, no, it's kind of mine." ~is hugging author~
Mia: "Okay, now we have Invader Jemi.
'Too... tired... to log in...
Purple: Yes, you are a Waffle.
Red: I'm not crazy... I just get hyper easily...
Dib: You think I'm insane, don't you?
Zim: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I hate you! You are NOT awesome! But you're adorable in a bear costume. Pweese wear the bear costume again!
MADNESS! I luv that dog.
Nny: You? Scared of me? You must be using sarcasm.
Mia: I'm bored, so thanks for actually INCLUDING me in this!
Bye now!'
I let everyone be included. I've never excluded ANYONE."
Pur: ~tries to eat arm~
Red: "Ah."
Dib: "Um, maybe?"
Zim: "Yes, yes, I shall wear the bear suit. But only so you will recognize the pure HAWTNESS that is ZIM!" ~wears bear suit~ "THE MADDNESS!"
Nny: "I'm actually being honest. You… Scare me."
Christina: "Alright, up next is Invader NAV.
'The hell was AWFUL! Good thing I had JAK with me! OH, JAK is my best friend! He looks like ZIM's human form (not disguise, human him) he looks like a teenage NNY. He's here too! Say hi JAK!
JAK: "hey" ~NNY fangirls scream cause of resemblence~ "uhh..."
Me: "ANYWAY!
DIB: aw, you hugged me! *gives cookie and hugs* JAK: (glares at DIB out of jealousy* me: why are you jealous? JAK: next person...
ZIM: good, you didn't hurt DIB. YOU OBEY THE FIST! JAK: OBEY IT!
NNY: I hope you like the hell! JAK: only you would make one. Me: HEY! JAK: come on, let's go. Me: BUT I'M NOT DONE! JAK: *drags me away* me: DARN IT, I WILL SEND YOU TO THE HELL!'"
Dib: ~nom nom nom~ (No comment XD)
Zim: "I will obey the horrifying demon-child's fist. And I would never hurt Dibbers now." ~kisses Dib~ ~Dib kisses back~ ~start making out again~
Nny: "I like it a lot!"
Mia: "I may be blind, but even I can see there's something going on between NAV and JAK. But, moving on! Next is Prone to ADD!
'I have a question for Gaz: Are you relates to Mandy (from the Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy) in any way? And i WONT take "who now?" for an answer.
And I dare everyone to LEEKSPIN TO LOITUMA!'"
Gaz: "No. I'm not."
Mia: "I LOVSES DIS SONG!" ~Leekspins~
"Ya tsu tsa bele bik bele bon a…"
~Ievan polka plays~
***THREE HOURS LATER***
~Mia is still spinning and humming even though the music has ended~
Christina: "STFU ALREADY! We still have reviewers! Now, we have all hail mighty erkin zim. (BTW it's "Irken")
'zim: you get a new voot a new base awesome super weapons and to be tallest for a day/chapter and throw pies at all the kids in miss bitters class (and dib can throw pies to) all you have to do is give ME a hug slap tak say I AM NORMAL and say 'go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self'
red/Purple:let zim be tallest and what the hell are your names
jonny:kill all the dib fan girls
dib: admit to the world you are crazy cuz you are your right that zims an alien but your crazy about it (i dont hate you i just like zim better so i have to dislike you)
gaz:i have a new game slave three that tunes out big headed annoying brothers it can be yours if you smile
gir:you have to obey zim or every time you disobey him a pig gets destroyed i wov you
tak: are irkens squishy
mia: do you like zim or dib better (SAY ZIM)
everyone: be nice and bow down to zim'"
Zim: ~does~ "I AM NORMAL. Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self."
Tallests: "Red and Purple. Those are our actual names…"
Nny: "OK!" ~leaves room~
Dib: ~mind-controlled~ "I AM CRAZY."
Gaz: ~corners of mouth turn up unnaturally~ ~takes GS3~
Gir: "WOOOHOOOHOOHOO! I LIKE PIGGIES! I LOVE YOU, TOO TALKING COW LADY!"
Tak: ~raises eyebrow~ "Uh… Why do you want to know?..."
Author: "Uh, I'm actually in the middle of figuring that out…"
~Everyone bows to Zim~
~THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT! DOOM DOOM DOOM, Go home now~
~3 Libras comes back on~
(zarth-krayt, I've been kinda busy, because I'm going back to school tomorrow, sorry.)