~Weak and Powerless plays~
Announcer: "WELCOME TO INVADER ZIM INSANITY WITH YOUR HOST, MIA!"
Mia: "Hello, faithful reviewers! I am afraid to report that Melissa has contracted a virus, and, unfortunately, that made them both go berserk, hence Christina's ridiculous actions. Ok, but we still have reviewers, and the first one is StatusQuo990!
'A RPaZr? You mean a three-way? Gah! I hate threesomes. Thats why im forcing Red, Purple and Zim to watch RPaZr porn. (THANKS FOR REMINDING ME AGAIN!)
Ok...
Zim&Dib: Will you ever look at each other the same way, now that youve been introduced to ZaDr?
Tak&Gaz: Same question as above. (ZADR replaced with TaGr)
Zim&Gaz: Same question as above (ZaDr replaced with ZaGr)
Red&Purple: Same question as above (ZaDr replaced with RaPr)
Red&Purple&Zim: Same question as above (ZaDr replaced with RPaZr)
Does everyone like SINGING?
I DARE EVERYONE TO SING DA BARNEY SONG FO' THREE HOURS!
Purple: Regurgitate the donuts u ate and EAT IT AGAIN! (IF ITS IN THE TOILET, FISH IT OUT)
Red: IM LEAVING YOU AS YOU STAND! nah. Im kidding. Go help Purple with eating the regurgitated donuts.(or fishing them out of the toilets...)
Now who else is there...
Gir: you can have this box of cookies! No. *throws them out the window* go get them! Oh wait... U cant. Ur tied up! (Has anyone forgotten that? Just curious)
Zim: *Dumps Bucket of water* you are pathetic! *spits*
OCs: Dance in this mud puddle when it rains chocolate and another unidentifiable brown substance (if anyone knows what im referring to...)
Um. Ya. Thatz all. Bye!
~SQ990~'
Oh, and BTW, Zim and Dib are still all… mushy to each other… It's gross…"
Zim and Dib: ~are kissing~ ~A LOT~ ~Zim unzips Dib's pants~ (OH GOD!)
Mia: ~pulls curtain across Zim and Dib~ "Give em a little privacy!" (XD!) ~ZaDr fans scream insanely loudly~
ZaG: ~Zim is… kinda busy…~
Gaz: "NO!
ZaT: ~Zim is still busy…~
Tak: "NO WAY!"
TaG: "NO!"
RaP: "NEVER!"
PRaZ: ~clothes fly over curtain~
Mia: "Ok I don't even wanna KNOW what they're doing! But still, now we have xXxINVAdERGAZxXx.
'Hallo!
Nny: I love you! (Gives a Brain Freezie and kisses him)
Gir: I love you! You get free tacos.
Zim: You're awesome. You get to conquer the world!
Dib: You got a big ass head.'"
Nny: ~slurps Brainfreezie~ I would be careful if I were you… The Author gets pretty jealous…"
Author: ~growls~
Gir: "TACOOS!"
Zim: ~walks out from behind curtain, antennae ruffled and shirt wrinkled~ ~Dib walks out behind him, looking similar~ "You know… Zim don't really wanna conquer the world anymore… I just wanna stay with Dib." ~kisses Dib's cheek~
Dib: ~straightens glasses~ "Do you mean I have a big ass or a big head?"
Mia: "Ok, now we have… Ugh… invader kit…
'ZIM SHALL RULE!
red/purp-HAHA i called u purp. EAT PABLOS SPAGHETTI! both of you!
dib-i dare you to be locked in a room with savage robot pickles and justin dweeber.
zim-HAVE A DONUT!
Nny-*hands cherry brainfreezy* idk anything About you but in other fics ppl give you these so here
Mia-HAI!
tak-i was laffing for like an hour when that person asked if irkens were squishy. ha. haha. AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*...HAHAHAHA!
ok...o...ok..phew.
BAH PEEPS!'
And this from the girl who got upset over just a FREAKING JOKE!"
Author: "Just to clear this up, I didn't mean to offend you, sorry. But still… YOU'RE THE REASON I STOPPED WRITING KITIARA! KITIARA FANS, PELT HER WITH PIGGIES!"
~one person throws a pig at her~
Author: "Oh, COME ON! SERIOUSLY?"
Red & Pur: "Uhhh… will that hurt?"
Mia: "… I honestly don't know…"
Red & Pur: ~Eats~
Zim: "NO! I won't let Dib go in there alone! I'll go with him!" ~walks in room and starts to make out with Dib again~ ~takes off shirt…~
Mia: ~closes door and windows and blinds and locks and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT COULD POSSIBLY LET OTHERS SEE THAT~
Nny: ~slurps BOTH Brainfreezies~ "BRAIN FREEZE!"
Mia: ~resentfully~ "… Hi…"
Tak: "I have no freaking clue why I was asked that…"
Mia: "Now we have Invader NAV!
'What do you mean there's something going on between me and JAK? JAK: I'M BACK! And I think I know what Mia means *blushes* me:? Anyway...
Dib: wow, gross, you kisses Zim! Ewe, ZaDr! JAK: *laughs at Dib's discomfort* me: You're mean! JAK: No, I just don't like Dib. Me: why? JAK: ... I'd rather not answer... *blushes* me:?
ZIM: awww, you're obeying! *gives cookie* see, good things happen when you obey! JAK: OBEY NAV'S AWESOME FIST!
GAZ: *hands Iggins address* he's still alive ya know. JAK: he's super Iggins now!
Tak: Here's a cookie! JAK: I wanna cookie! Me: *rolls eyes* fine, here. *hands cookie* JAK: *noms cookie*
RED: *throws rock* JERK! JAK: *throws bigger rock* NOOB!
PURPLE: *gives doughnut* JAK: I wanna doughnut! Me: I already gave you a cookie! JAK: pleeeaase! Me: *sigh* fine! *hands cookie* JAK: *noms cookie*
GIR: *hands taco* JAK: *hands piggy*
Nny: I grant you demon powers! JAK: are you sure that's a good idea? Me: HEY, better to be on his good side! JAK: *shrugs* true.
Me: well, that's all I - JAK: WE! - me: *sigh* WE have! BYE EVERYONE! JAK: CYA! *takes my hand and pulls me away* me* o_O why are you holding my hand? JAK...'
I knew it..."
Dib: ~from behind curtain~ "That's not gross, it's-" ~chocolate wears off~ "OH GOD! WHY AM I NAKED? And why is Zim… GAH! DID I JUST-?" ~barfs~
Zim: ~Chocolate wears off~ "AAAAAGH!"
Zim and Dib: ~Run screaming (and naked, ew) from studio~ "AAAAH! NOOO!"
Mia: "THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! Finally!"
Gaz: "But I'm a nightmare…" ~walks out of room~
Tak: "Ooh!" ~nom nom nom~
Red: "OWW!"
Pur: "YAY!"
Gir: "TACOOS! PIGGY!"
Nny: "No thanks, I have HEAD-EXPLODY!" ~makes random head explode~
Random: "AGGH…"
Mia: "Next up is XxInvaderxEllasanaxX.
'Aww sorry Zim! No weapons today! But I'm sortof bored-ish so...Dib you get to choose between a water balloon or a bucket of meat to throw at Zim. *Sigh* the things boredom does to me.
Sorry Zim. You is awesome!'
Uh, they're both running screaming towards the border, sorry. But now we have Toxicruby.
'I'm back again!
Squee- I realize I'm scaring you, here's a cupcake!*hands over a cupcake*
GIR- I come with The Scary Monkey Show on DVD.(I found it on the Massive's giftshop)
Red&Purple: You guys look too alike, are you related?
Zim- Returning to a topic that I've probably brought up(I don't remember). Why don't you use all of the technology in you base and destroy Earth?
Gaz- Your head is bigger than Dib's. Yet we all pick on him'"
Squee: "Thank you." ~nom~
Gir: "I GOTS ME DA BOXED SET!"
Red & Pur: "… No."
***The Mexican Border***
Zim: ~running past the border naked and screaming~
Random customs worker: "¿Sabía que asustan a usted también?" (Did that scare you too? XD)
Gaz: "Take that back. Take that back… NOW."
Mia: "Now we have LastFantasia.
'Dib - I never really liked you so... Sing the yo gabba gabba theme song. Red - have some snacks and Purple the same thing. Zim a kiss for you and a yummy cookie. Gaz ur're 2 wrapped up in ur game soo play harvest moon tree of tranquility. Muahaaahaaahaaaaaa. And i'll take that * takes Gameslave.* give u it back when I feels like. Gir take this taco. I love u !'
I have no clue what Yo Gabba Gabba is, or harvest moon tree of tranquility. Sorry."
Red & Pur: "YAY! We are loved!"
Gaz: ~seething rage~ "…"
Gir: "TACOOS!"
Mia: "Ok, next up is Invader Min!
'Here are my dares(If you even look at them!):
Zim and Nny: I relate to you guys the most so you live.(Im like them because : Im insane,I plot the destruction of humans..It most likely to be stuff about how they will kill themselves anyway why care?,and I people call me names and tehn I look them somehow Im not sure they just cringe in fear for some weird reason,Oh yeah I also have a voice in my head named narrator.)
Dib: Throw yourself in acid..but try to stay alive k.
Gaz: GS2s are for losers!Throws the GS2 in on the Tallest.
Tallest: Treat Zim with respect...And say hes the best Invader ever!And mean it.
Tak: I would like you if you were nice to ZIM!Throws her in the acid.
Also I want Squee to come!You here me people!'
… Squee IS here, no one talks to him much though."
Author: "Zim is in Mexicali right now, and Dib is… We don't know. But I can relate. I look at people who are pretty much just mean bastards and they flinch. It's actually amusing, really… I like it. " ~devilish grin~
Nny: "You don't wanna be like me… Trust me."
Gaz: "DAMMIT! Why do I have to lose my Gameslave ALL THE TIME?"
Tallest: "Zim is the best invader ever to have lived. Happy?"
Tak: "Hey, wait… Acid doesn't hurt us. But water does? Weird."
Mia: "All right, now we've got Moontoy.
'Hey! How dare. You ! ... YO! Author-chick! I've said it once and this is the last time I'll say it ! ...( starts to cry) *Zira walks in and hugs Moontoy* hey! How can you do that? Yeah Moontoys a bit highstrong but that's only because she likes Nny alot. She kinda looks up to him and though he just met she would do anything for him. I know your jealous but that is no way to act! * picks Moontoy off the floor* I don't care if you listen or not but ... I won't waste my breath. Zira- let's go home. Moontoy-...*whispers* ok...(about to leave) Zira- i have a favor.( looks at moontoy, sadly smiles) Nny would you mind singing Shadow of the Day by Linkin park it makes Moontoy happy :) thanks ~walk to a seat with moontoy in her arms~ =^*^='"
C.H.D. (Author): ~shrugs and hugs Nny closer to self~ "Excuse me for Nny being too tragic for his own good. So I'm hated. Not anything new for me. But, sorry, I guess, for making you all vulnerable. "
Nny: "… I'm tragic?"
C.H.D.: "Pft, yeah! Like I would like you for your looks!"
Nny: "…
'I close both locks below the window
I close both blinds and turn away
Sometimes solutions aren't so simple
Sometimes good bye's the only away
[Chorus]
And the sun will set for you
The sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
[End Chorus]
In cards and flowers on your window
Your friends all plead for you to stay
Sometimes beginnings aren't so simple
Sometimes goodbye's the only way
[Chorus]
And the sun will set for you
The sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey
And the sun will set for you
[End Chorus]'
I apologize for C.H.D.'s behavior. I hope you won't cry anymore."
C.H.D.: "…" ~P.O.'d at Nny for taking Moontoy's side~
Mia: ~recognizing tension in the air~ "OK! Uh, heh heh, let's just move on. Next is another random fangirl of zim's.
'HIII oooh ima gonna ask sum questions x3
Zim: why are u so much awsomer than dib? I LUUUUUUUV YOUUUU *kiss zim*
DIb: Can i HAve one of your haunted gummybears? Pweeeeeeaaaase?
Red: y does everyone hate you? ur cool too but purples better.
Gir: ur so cute! have a suck monkey and some chocolate bubblegum XD
...that is all... KAYYYY BYEEEEEEEEE!'"
Zim: ~runs in studio wearing poncho, tennis shoes, and clown wig~ "You don't wanna know where I've been. I don't know why, actually."
Dib: ~runs in studio wearing high heels, a kilt, and a Lady Gaga T-shirt~ "Gaz ate them all…"
Red: "Aw, thank- HEY!"
Pur: "HA!" ~sticks out tongue at red~
Gir: "WOOHOOHOOHOO!" ~nom nom nom~
C.H.D.: "Alright, Zarth-Krayt, no offense, but PLEASE stop nagging me to update! I can only use my laptop on the weekends, which means that's the only time I can work on my stories, and I have my hands full with IZI as it is. This thing is really freaking popular, you know. 90 reviews, you must really love this fic. Anyway, now we have Invader Jemi Millie? Hi, I'm Millie, and I'll be taking Jemi's place. She's crying in a corner because Dib thinks she's crazy.
Red: *Reads list* Uh... it says... 'give him a hug for me.' I'd rather not hug him *points to Red*.
Purple: *Reads list again* 'You are definitely retarded.'
Dib: 'How could you be such a jerk? I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE!'
Nny: Hehe... I've been wanting to find you. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU F***ING A$$ HOLE! HOW COULD YOU TORTURE A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL?
Zim: *Glances at Author* Uh... I'd rather not kill anyone today, but... *Takes out knife and lunges at Zim* (STOP!) Ugh, fine.
Bye for now.'
NNY NEVER TORTURED A LITTLE GIRL YOU PRESUMPTUOUS LITTLE-"
Nny: ~cuts off~ "I didn't, trust me. At least… I don't think I did…"
Red: "Aw, I'm- HEY! WHY AM I SO HATED?"
Pur: "Hey, I resent that!" ~whispers to red~ "What does retarded mean? And more importantly, what does resent mean?"
Dib: ~is now in regular clothes~ "I'm sorry? What'd I do again?"
Zim: ~in regular clothes (well, as regular as they can be.)~ "See? I am feared! My Tallests, now you MUST see I'm of vital importance to the mission!"
Mia: "Ok, ok, now we have Invader Aqua12.
'*climbs up onto stage* Ok...I FORGOT TO TAKE MY CHILL PILLS TODAY! :D *starts jumping up and down*
ZIM! *throws balona sandwich at his head* EAT IT! XD
DIB! ...*throws a box at him* (Shoop da whoop inside)
GIR! *gives him a rubber piggy* AYE LUVZ JU! :D
TAK! *gives box with Zatr pictures inside*
MIMI! HUG GIR!
TALLEST! ...*snaps fingers and they are in the room with a moose* XD ...*five minutes later*... *snaps fingers and they are back in thier seats*
NNY! *glomps* JU IZ EPIC! *kisses on cheek*
GAZ! *throws Iggins at her* W00T!
*sips Brainfreezy that wasn't there before* *starts laughing like an evil crazed guinea pig* *vanishes but the laughing echos through the building*'
Oh, yeah, we need MiMi for this…" ~MiMi is thrown into room~
MiMi: ~is dumb~ ~hugs Gir~
Gir: "I LOVSES YOU TOO MIMI!" ~hugs back~
MiMi: ~shoves Gir off~ ~wipes self off~
Zim: "AGH! THE MEAT!" ~reluctantly eats~
Dib: "What the-?"
SdW: "IMMA FIRIN' MY LAZER!" ~BLARGH!~
Dib: ~sizzling and burnt~
Gir: "I LUVS JU TOO!"
Tak: "This is bloody DISGUSTING!"
Tallest: "…Horrible…"
Nny: "Uhh…" ~glances at insanely jealous author~
Gaz: ~slices off Iggins' head with random sword lying around~
Mia: "How did you talk in txt? Nvm. Now we have, I don't like the looks of this, Mistress ZaDr.
'EEK! ZADR FOREVA! If the chocolate wears off, GIVE THEM MORE!
=D!
Zim & Dib: I dare you to... ~whispers (Interpret that any way you want... If you don't know, look at my name... )=D)~
Tak: AWESOMENESS! ~Gives everything her squeedilyspooch desires~
Gaz: GO TO NAV'S HELL! I hope you don't mind if I use it, Nav.
Red & Pur: Do the same thing as Zim and Dib! But this time, it's just to see you in pain...
Nny: NYAA~! I LOVE YOU! Almost as much as I love ZaDr!
OCs: EAT THE F*CKIN' WEENIES! ~Weenies rain from the sky~
(P.S. Mia: Have you ever heard of TDWT? If so, could you PLEASE bring some of the cast? I want to torture Ale really badly...)
THANKS AND BAIBAI!'
I have heard of Total Drama World Tour…" ~snaps fingers~ ~TDWT cast falls from sky~
Chris: "WTF? WHERE ARE WE?"
Mia: "Long story…"
Zim and Dib: "Ooh, chocolate!" ~nom nom nom~ ~to each other~ "I love you."
Tak: "…" ~is speechless~
Gaz: "CURSE YOOOUU!" ~falls into floor~
Red & Pur: "GAH!"
Mia: "We won't make you do that, don't worry."
R&P: "GOOD!"
Nny: "'Nyaa~'? What does that mean?"
C.H.D.: ~glaring daggers at Mistress ZaDr~ "It's an equivalent of a meow, used in Tokyo Mew Mew repeatedly. Nya."
Nny: "How do you know that?"
C.H.D.: "Well, I-" ~video is cut~