~Gone Forever Plays~
Mia: "Hello! And willkomens to what is going to be…" ~sniff~ "the… last-t… WAAAH!"
CHD: "It's ok, it can wait. I thought you said you were ok with this?"
Mia: "But, it's just- I-! WAAAAHH!" ~runs out of studio bawling~
CHD: "Um, she's upset because of… A REASON I WILL TELL YOU AT THE END OF THE SHOW!"
Nny: "Is it really that big of a deal that-" ~CHD puts hand over mouth~ ~muffled~ "You're ending the show?"
~Audience gasps~
CHD: "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!"
Gwen: "Uh, can we go? I have no clue WTH is going on. Another show?"
CHD: "NO! We have reviews. First up is XxInvaderxEllasanaxX.
'Hey guys soo I'm letting Dib and Zim off the hook today.
*glares at Gaz* Gaz, today you get to wear Gir's puppy suit for the rest of the chapter, Mwahahahahaha!'"
Gaz: "YOU SHALL PAY!"
Gir: "Aw, you! You look so cute!" ~is punched by Gaz in a puppy suit~
CHD: "Meanie! Now we have Invader NAV, with her boyfriend JAK!
'YOU THINK ME AND JAK ARE DATING, DON'T YOU? He's my bestfriend, not my boyfriend (despite what all the people at skool say) I just called him, and I think I woke him up. I practically have insomnia, so he deals with that a lot. Here he is! JAK: you DID wake me up, and I'm sending this all over email since I'm not at NAV's house. Mia thinks we're dating, doesn't she? NAV: yes. JAK: DAMMIT! NAV: YOU held my hand! Maybe that's why! JAK: your not gonna let that go, are you? NAV: nope! Anyway!
DIB:..., I almost threw up. You...and...ZIM! GAH! At least I brought you back to reality. JAK: I laughed my butt off! NAV:Shut up.
RED: yup, me and JAK both hate you! *sprays with a hose* JAK: *throws multiple meat filled buckets* torturing you is fun! :D
NNY: aw you didn't want the demon powers. Oh well. JAK: can I have them? NAV: what? NO! JAK: why not? NAV I don't trust you. JAK: -_-
ZIM: ... You're a pervert. JAK: XD crap, I think I just woke up my mom! NAV: your fault for laughing so loud! JAK: false alarm.
NAV: that's all I can think of. What about you, JAK. JAK: I'm too tired to think up anything, your the one with the insomnia. NAV: true. BAI EVERY ONE! OH, and Mistress ZaDr, I don't mind you using the hell! JAK: how nice of you. NAV: are you being sarcastic? JAK: no. NAV: good! *hugs over computer* JAK: ?'
I kid, Nav."
Dib: "HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT?"
Red: "SERIOUSLY?" ~sarcastic~ "I'm glad you're enjoying this!"
Nny: "HEAD EXPLODEY!"
Zim: "How?"
Mia: ~walks in~ "Well, you ~whispers in antennae~"
Zim: ~Antennae slowly rise as he hears what he did with Dib~ "AAAAAA-!"
~Mia puts hand over mouth~ ~muffled~ "-AAAAAAAAHH!"
Mia: "Ok, well, -WOULD YOU SHUT UP?- Next is Toxicruby.
'Arent you guys tired of me yet?
wells...anyway
Gaz- first of all,ill never take back calling your head big.2,Your hair is did you know squinting is bad for yourceyes?
Red&Purple- good gosh you guys are skinny yet you eat tons of food.
Tak-will you be my friend
GIR-I brought piggy and minimoose, and I dont know why...
Nny-Can I have a hug?Oh, and i just realuzed "Nny"Is the last 3 letters of "Johnny"
Yes, im blonde.
I have a question for Mia!How are you?'
…" ~sniff~ "WAAAAH!"
Gaz: "Do I look like I care?"
Red & Pur: ~stuffing faces~ "We hab hah metabolithmth."
Tak: "Uh, sure."
GIR: "PIGGY! MINIMOOSE!"
Minimoose: "Squeak!"
Nny: "I would be fine with it, but, uh…"
CHD: ~glaring at Toxicruby~ "LET'S MOVE ON! Our next review is from, -Oh, why do you even post, Zarth-Krayt? Get over it! I'M QUITTING FANFICTION BECAUSE OF JACKSSES LIKE YOU WHO WILL NOT GET OFF MY CASE!"
Everyone: 0.o…
CHD: "I'm going for a walk! I'm ticked off at everyone! But first, XxXINVADeRGAZXxX.
'Nny: Like I care! (kisses)
Zim: Awe too bad!
Gir: You now get tacos annnnd... Burritos!
Tak: You suck.
Gaz: You get a brand new GS2!
Dib: By big ass head I meant like big humongus head
Purple: You are awsome! Free doughnuts!
Red: I hate you.'
OH, F&#K! I'M LEAVING!"
Nny: "Yeah, she's really pissed now."
Duncan: "Wow, that girl is hardcore."
Marcus: "She makes Kit seem tame."
Gir: "TACOS! BUUURITOOOO!"
Tak, Dib, and Red: ='( "Why you hatin'?"
Gaz: "Put it with the other 72 in the corner."
Pur: "WOO!"
Mia: ~talking with director~ "Is she really? Look around the whole lot, she has to be somewhe- Oh, yeah, next review! This is from Invader JAK?
'It feels wierd to review without NAV by my side. Anyway, she was wondering if Nny could sing "Animal u have become". She LOVES that song! She says it describes Nny perfectly. If you don't know the lyrics, you can google them. What else... Oh, NAV still loves Dib *glares daggers at Dib* stay away from her, big head. As for Purple, she still likes you more than Red. *throws a capabara at Red* IT WILL RULE US ALL! *inside joke with NAV* Zim, NAV says please stop getting it on with Dib. XD! Gaz, she wants to know if she can have one of your flesh eating security toys. Tak, she wants you to have a cookie. *gives cookie* I didn't know Squee was here! NAV is gonna try and get your comic today. And, on that topic, she wants to know if Devi can come here. Now, I am going to try and catch up on the sleep I lost last night. Having a best friend with insomnia has it's downsides. And we aren't dating! Can't a guy and girl be best friends without going out? ... I guess it's my fault for the "hand holding" part. -_- ignore that please.
Nny: "Ok…
I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal!
This animal, this animal
I can't escape myself
So many times I've lied
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Somebody help me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I can't escape this hell
This animal, this animal
This animal, this animal
This animal, this animal
This animal
So what if you can see the darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal!
This animal I have become…
Happy?"
CHD: ~sulking in corner~ ~claps halfheartedly~
Dib: "Uh, she's the one who gets near ME. So, no problems with that. Besides." ~hugs Lyn closer~ "Anyone forget this? AND MY HEADS NOT BIG!"
Lyn: "I don't think your head's big." ~kisses Dib's cheek~ ~Dib blushes~
CHD: ~annoyed~ "ENOUGH WITH THE LOVEFEST, ALREADY!"
Pur: "Woo!"
Red: "WTH IS THIS THING? IT'S EATING MY BRAI-! Duh… Heh heh. Shiny…"
Zim: "Don't worry, Zim won't."
Gaz: "$265.00."
Tak: "Ooh! Cookie!" ~nom nom nom~
Squee: "Squee."
Mia: "Oh, sure." ~dials number on cellphone~ "Hey, Devi? It's Mia. Can you come to my studio? Thanks." ~to JAK~ "Right, and I'm Shirley Temple."
CHD: "Oh, great, like I need this. Invader kit.
'o. sry. keep writing kitiara. i sorry! i had chocolate milk! OW THE PIGGEHS!
r/p-yes. it hurts.
WATCH OUT FOR CARROTS! theyre DANGEROUS!
Mia-...HAI!'
It's kind of too late for that…" -.-' "Carrots are lethal?"
Mia: "Uh, hi. Next is Invader Jemi.
'I'm back, guys. If you MUST know, Millie is a bit crazy... I wouldn't blame her. I would be crazy if a purple rabbit doll talked to me and I had insomnia.
Dib: I just recently became a fan of ZaDr, so this is... hilarious!
Everyone else except Zim: I apologize for the way Millie acted...
Zim: Why. Won't. You. Just. DIE?'
Um, purple rabbit doll?"
Dib: "NO, IT'S NOT!"
Zim: "Zim is too amazingly awesome for that."
CHD: ~rolls eyes~ "Now we have Moontoy.
'*Zira and MoonToy go back on stage* MOONTOY-HEY GUYS ! ( smiles) .ZIRA-. Thanks Nny for singing I told you it makes her happy. MOONTOY-k first dare I dare (evil smile) the Tallest to swim in a pool 4 a hour than eat this( dounut~filled with meat~) tak:how does IRK work? Gaz: yes you do have a gameslave56( hands her one) Zim/Dib:hmm...(puts a spell on them so they get married) k next all OC: do the caramelldasen! Nny-( runs to him and hugs him tightly) do i still get to follow you around? *ZIRA-Mouthes / please!* k you all get cookies exepyt the tallest . GIR!: I WUVS YOOOUUU! (huggles while still hugging Nny. ZIRA- alright Moontoy let them go so you can sit next to -OKAY! ZIRA-alright then I'll come pick you up later before the show ends k? MOONTOY-k! (Zira walks off) =^*^='
You can sit next to Nny if you want, but I'm sitting ON HIS LAP! HA!" ~sits on Nny's lap~
Nny: "Can't. Breathe. Suffocating."
CHD: "Oh, crap. Sorry. Wanna sit on my lap?"
Nny: "Er… I guess. And you're welcome about my singing."
Tallests: "PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" ~eat donuts~ "AAAGH!"
Tak: "Um, I never studied politics, dear."
Gaz: "Sweet." ~will not look up from game~
Zim&Dib: "I do!" ~kiss~
Lyn: ~gasp~ "Dib?" ~punches Dib in mouth and runs away sobbing~
OCs except Lyn: ~caramelldansen~
Nny: "Suffocation. Ow. Ow. You were following me around?" O.o
CHD: ~glares at Moontoy~
Gir: WOO! TOO TIGHT!" ~head pops off~
Mia: "Uh, Devi just got here. And now we have Luna.
'i am P'O'ed 1. zim and dib kiss or,um,get busy behind the curtain again and i will have gaz, tak, and nny torture them using their combined skill, expeirience, and technology for 17 hours strait. if they do dtop, then they will be rewarded-
Zim: you will get a pill that makes u imune to meat and water and u can eat earth food.
Dib: you will get a REAL ghost/alien TV show to watch.
i admire gaz's ability to doom people, she gets a set of torture devices, and a random idiot fan girl to test them on.
Tak: you need to rethink the whole "i will kill zim" get into drawing, its helped me.
Gir, u ish awesome, u may dance like a monkey and u get 17 cupcakes.( i like the number 17)
Tallests: u can be jerks, but ur ...UNLESS U START BEIN NICER TO SKOODGE(where ever he is),ZIM AND TAK, THE PUNISHMENTS FOR ZIM AND DIB(seen above) WILL APPLY TO U AS WELL!
and nny is just plain awesome,so go on a chain saw rampage.
lastly, this kindness will not last, the next time i reveiw,u will all be tortured,cept 4 gaz and gir, they is AWESOME!anyway, zim and dib, u rock out,but once again,i prefer u as friends, not gay enimes is better than gay idiots...*shudders* i do love u guys though! oh, hey mia, suggestion, if they even hesitate to obey, dont use hellhounds, use gaz'z toys programed to feed on flesh!with her permission of course...maybe...bye guys!
P.S., i am quite possibly insane,but dont take it personally...(cough cough dib cough)i no evry single episode by name,can pretty much tell you almost EXACTLY what happens, and have seen evry episode at least 3 times...but in reality, ill most likely be a serial killer...so no worries. :) byes'"
Dib: ~dazed~ "Lyn? Where'd she go?"
CHD: "Well, she tried to break your jaw after you married Zim."
Zim&Dib: "We WHAT?"
Gaz: ~looks at Moontoy hopefully~
Mia: "No, she meant THAT one." ~points at rfg~
Gaz: "Oh."
Tak: "I play violin, isn't that enough?"
GIR: "DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY! Monkey dance!"
Tallests: ~shrink back in fear~
Nny: ~looks hopefully at CHD~ "Please? I'm out of blood for the Thing."
CHD: ~scoffs~ "Fine." ~Nny runs out door cackling wildly~ "And, Luna, sorry, but you're not gonna review this story anymore." . "Sorry. Next is everyone's favorite reviewer, Dark Skitty Power!
'Hallo again.
TO THE POINT!
Nny: HAPPI BURFHDAE~ *Gives assorted sharp weapons and Cherry Doom brainfreezy*
Zim: *Hands dandelions* EAT EM!
Dib: IHATEYOU *Punches* Sorry. *Hugs* IHATEYOU *Punches* Sorry. *Hugs* IHATEYOU
Tak: WOO! It's your burfdae TOO! *Gives Irken soda*
Shmee: BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! Or get Squee to do it.
Tallests: WRITE ME A POEM ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE LIVES lol
Gir: *Huggles* Can you dress up as a kitty cat? PWEASE?
Gaz: Hola! *Gives pizza* I made it myself! WOO!
Who am I forgetting...
Oh! Mia!
HAPPI SOUPER SPESHUL BURFDAE!
*Gives Apple of DOOM™*
That erases people's minds if you bite it.
*Gives Brainfreezy of DOOM™*
That freezes people in an ice cube if you... Drink it.
*Gives Popcorn of DOOM*
It's really tasty.
The scared Mexican guy: *Snaps fingers* Su mente ahora se borra.
=D
Well, I hope you all have a fantasmolorific burfdae!
Nyaaaaaa
~Dark Skitty Power
Hello. This is Zim's computer. DSP is really hyper right now because she had a lot of Grape Soda of DOOM™, which makes people really hyper. So, don't be alarmed. Yeah. That's all.
TACOS!
Sigh.'
What? The author doesn't get anything?"
Nny: ~walks in with buckets of blood~ "Um, it's not my 'burfdae', but thanks, I guess."
Zim: "Ew! DISGUSTING!"
Dib: "Ow. Bi-. Ow. –Polar, much?"
Tak: "Um, no." ~slurps anyway~
Squee: "I said I WON'T, Shmee! Mommy and Daddy love me! They don't mean it when they say they want me to be thrown off the Empire State Building!"
Tallests: ~write frantically~ "This is completely irrelevant, but here it is.
'Lying, Dying, Bleeding, Feeling,
I'm not this person! Not me. Never again.
If I was me, I would be loved.
I would be visible.
Known.
Missed.'" (If you don't like it, TOUGH! I wrote it myself.)
Everyone else: D'3 "So sad!"
Gir: "NYAA!"
Gaz: "Adios." ~nom nom nom~
SMG: ~mind is erased~
Mia: "Wow, thanks! Next up," ~eating popcorn of DOOM™~ "is the evil reviewer of d00m.
'~ IM BAAACK ~
zim: im felling especialy evil so after the choclate wears off you will be thrown into a pit of pycotic zadr fangirls that have rabies
dib-stink: hands glowing green ball from an iz eppi
giir: NO ONE EVER PUTS YOU THRO PAIN SO I SHALL SEND YOU TO A PLACE WITH NO PEOPLE WAFFELS LIFE DOOM TACOS OR PIGGYS :D
gaz: ah gaz gaz gaz i do not fear you so i send you to the barbie world have fun :) ~
nny: *kiss* only to irritate author
author: i dont hate you :hug:
tak: *un bise* sets bucket of water on her head
red: im only being nice to you because no whon else is *gives Taco Mountain*
pur: THE TOXIC TOUCH =O *gives it back to him
squee: *throws jar of eggs at head* knock yourself out
tdwt: wooooow um hi *throws in pit of flamingos that only eat human flesh*
mimi: you get stuck to mia with the goo from planet gum
keef: kiss iggins
iggins: you have to kiss keef or face gaz's wrath
the oc's: ITS PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME :D
both author peoples: hands soggy waffels
to anyone i firgot: DUNKED IN MEAT YOU SHALL BE
I FEAR NOWHON *dissaspears into cload of ominious smoke*'"
Zim: "GAH! NO! I NEED THAT ARM! AAARGH!"
Dib: "What the-? OW! IT BURNS! OW OW OW!" ~laser hits explosion and it dissapears~ "Huh?"
Lyn: ~walks in and sits down 12 seats away from Dib~ ~looks away~
Dib: "Lyn… Can we talk about this?"
GIR: "WOO!" ~flies around the place with minimoose~
Gaz: "Can I bring a weapon of mass destruction?" ~Mia nods~ "Thanks."
Nny: "Oh. Crap. Are you trying to die?"
CHD: "Don't touch me. I'm ticked."
Tak: "AAGH!"
Red: O.O ~speechless~
Pur: "Uh, WTH is that?"
Squee: ~is unconscious~ (XD)
TDWT: "GAH! OW! THAT'S MY NACHO-EATING FACE! AAGH!"
MiMi: ~dumb~ ~tilts head sideways~
Mia: "Um… I don't know what that is, so, uh… We can't really do it…"
(KEEF AND IGGINS ARE TOO HORRIBLE FOR EVEN THIS SHOW! THEY WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN ANY OF MY STORIES! CAPS LOCK IS FUN XD!)
OCs: "Peanut bitter jellay! Peanut butter jellay!
Peanut butter jelly!
Peanut butter jelly!
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!"
CHD&Mia: "Uh… thanks?"
CHD: ~SERIOUSLY ticked~ "You should fear me. Cover for me, Mia. I gotta track down some idiots."
Mia: "Er, sure, just- try not to massacre the town. Next is joy2theworlddannyphantom.
'HI SQUEE! HI NNY have some bloody brainfreezes! Everyone sing Welcome to the party! If ya don't know it, to bad! Look it up! Zim, you get to be almighty Tall- er SMALLEST for the day. Hi Giir! I'm a gonna hug uuuuuuu! Because tha world lovz u, u get toxic sharks ^.^ nothin dangerious 2 zim or purrrrr. Purr is ma cats name! Yayz! Miaaaaaa! I haz ur skull pleeease? If ur done using it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second.
If u r 2 chooooose meh, I haz silva hair, black angel wingz violet eyes and ANTENNI! As I enter I has cainsaw belt wth drill an spork, and carry a sythe. Da grim reaper sythe ^.^ I haz da power song as enter. WOOT! 'And when u sing 2 meh eh eh, ma heart is jumpin in da air, and if you tell meh or ma guy, I will take u one dai high! Oh babie tell meh u want meh, putting meh in fantisy! I let ya mind an spirit free, itz time 2 fliiii! Comeon move ya boooodiee! Welcome 2 tha paaartie, tonight! We're gonna fli, high. Up up, 2 tha ski! Comeon move ya boody! Come an move ya bodi, alright. We're gonna take lil' ride, up up 2 tha ski! Heeeeyy!'
… I'm kind of using it… I want to keep it a little longer…"
Squee: "This isn't… REAL blood… Is it?"
Nny: "I'm not sure, Squee."
Everyone:
'Welcome to the party baby
This is the time of your life
You gotta be the hottest lady
In the building tonight
Welcome to the party baby
This is the time of your life
Let's go it's about to blow up
Get low we will never stop
Verse 1:
I step in the club, Tell my boys wassupp?
Than I wander around, While the crowd gets down
Suddenly a cutie's lookin at me
I give her a smile, I'll be there in a while
Rap:
My boy one got this girl and she real hot real fine
And she got a girlfriend that's gonna be mine
I've seen her before like a bunch of times
On fashion magazine covers lookin sublime
She parties all the time, always ready to go yo
The tension's running high because she won't take no so
Right now shit just don't get better than this
I said excuse me miss, and than I gave her a kiss
Rap 2:
I'll buy her a drink better yet get the bottle
This girl might be marty's next top model
Cause you in the running girl, let's give it a whirl
I'm a male golddigger cause you're a golden girl
It's like you own the world and everything in it
Dance all confident while dj's spin it
Get lost in it, this is the shit so get wicked
Finger licking good yeah later on we gon kick it uh
Verse 2:
We're on the floor, give it to me some more
I like your style, you're both cool and wild
She takes my hand, I guess she understands
That she's with me, she's with the O-N-E'"
Izzy: ~rides out of pit on flamingo~ "That was fun! WOO!"
Gir: "WOO!"
Izzy: "WOO!"
Gir: "WOO!"
CHD: ~blood spattered~ "ENOUGH ALREADY! GOD! Next is Mistress ZaDr.
'OMFG! DID I ACTUALLY JUST READ THAT YOU'RE RETIRING FROM FANFICTION? NO! D'X!
PLEASE NO!
Zim: Beg C.H.D. to stay!
Dib: Beg C.H.D. to stay!
EVERYONE: BEG C.H.D. TO STAY!'
Great. No, they won't. I'm leaving, it's final."
Audience: "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
CHD: "What? No! Our last reviewer is another random fangirl of zim's.
'IIIIM bAAAAAcK! and ima HyPER WOOOOHOOO! yay you actually put my questions up! Im so HAPPY :D i has a question.
Gaz: why did u eat all of Dibs haunted gummy bears?
Tak: say obese burritos 5 times Xp
Red: can i call yoou reddy weddy? No? well too bad! MWAHAHAHAHA! hehe reddy weddy... BIAAAAAAA'"
Gaz: "He cursed me with pigmouth. I had to."
Tak: "Obese burritos, obese burritos, obese burritos, obese burritos, obese burritos." (WTF?)
Red: "I would rather not be called that…" -.-'
CHD: "Finally, this nightmare is over. Well, I hope you enjoyed the last episode of- What?" ~whispers with director~ "Are you serious? You'll all be happy to know that StatusQuo990 is CONTINUING THE SERIES!" =D!
Everyone except players: "WOOHOO!"
All: "Baibai!"
~Screen blacks out~
(ENJOY STATUSQUO990'S CONTINUATION! ENJOY IT, I SAY!"