"She paints her fingers with a close precision.
He starts to notice empty bottles of gin.
And takes a moment to assess the sin she's paid for.
A lonely speaker in a conversation
Her words are swimming through his ears again
There's nothing wrong with just taste of what you paid for"
"GUESS WHO'S DOING INVADER ZIM INSANITY AGAIN!" The crowd erupts in a roar of cheers as the newly made-over Mia the Blind, now with close-cropped hair and thick-rimmed glasses and going by Mia 9Lives announced her amazing news. "I love you all, my friends!"
The spotlight falls on the cluster of bound and gagged characters in the center of the room. "And I love you all as much as you love me."
The group consists of Zim, GIR, Gaz, Dib, KEEF *shudder*, The Tallests, Johnny C., Squee(Todd), Devi, and Mia's OCs. "We HATE you!" Zim screams.
"Exactly."
*Gulp*
"I need you to review before we can get this moving again, though," Mia states matter-of-factly. The letters you had sent in previously got a bit… well… neglected." The hostess pulls a rope and a pile of dusty letters falls to the ground, disintegrating on contact.
"So REVIEW! For me! For the kitties! For the puppies! For the cookies! FOR GIR!" She shouts dramatically before the lights go out and GIR's turquoise eyes are the only lights around, casting an eerie green shadow over the room.