A CAFFINE INDUCED MOMENT
ME:YEAH MY FIRST FANFIC
DISCLAIMER:I DONT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT BARTIMAEUS NATTY PTOLEMY AND XELLOS-KUN(MINE)
KRISTA:WAIT HOLD ON DO YOU HEAR IT ITS THE VOICES THEY BUG ME AT NIGHT HELP AAAAAHHHHHHH WHY AM I SHOUTING
BARTIMAUS: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
KRISTA:I DONT KNOW YEAH COFEE
FEW HOURS LATER...
KRISTA:COFFEE YEAH MORE COFFEE
BARTIMAEUS: WOHOO
KRISTA DOES A FEW LAPS PICKS UP FARQUAL THROWS HIM TO THE GROUND LIKE A FOOTBALL WHILE BARTIMAEUS GIVES RANDOM TREES MUSTACHES AND THEN ASKS THE CAT NEXT DOOR TO GIVE HIM A RIDE WHEN THE CAT REFUSES KRISTA COMES UP AND HIT THEM BOTH WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN
BARTIMAEUS: OW YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN
KRISTA: SO WHAT IM HYPER COFEE COFFEE COFEE JUMPS UP AND DOWN
BARTIMAEUS: BUT WITH A SILVER RUBBER CHICKEN
KRISTA:IM FREE FREE AT LAST NOW GET ME SOME CANDY
PUNCHES RANDOM PERSON
BARTIMAEUS:UH OK
KRISTA:HEY BUDDY GOT CHANGE FOR A SEVENTY-FIVE
BARTIMAEUS:DOES THAT EVEN EXIST
KRISTA:HEY DONT MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH THIS GIANT CANDY CANE
BARTIMAEUS:SERIOUSLY TAKE A CHILL PILL
KRISTA:OK YOU ASKED FOR IT
TAKES OUT GIANT CANDY CANE SWINGS IT
NATHANIEL: HEY GUYS WHATS GOING...OW
ACCIDENTALY NATTY OVER THE HEAD WITH A CANDY CANE
NATHANIEL: (SINGS) TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
HE FAINTS
KRISTA:ALLRIGHT PARTY
NATTY WOKE UP WITH GREAT SPEED
NATHANIEL:PARTY WHERE AND WHERE IS MY CANDY
BARTIMAEUS:WOW YOU MUST HAD HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD PRETTY HARD
KRISTA:WHAT ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOUT CANDY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME NATTY
NATHANIEL:NO YOU ARE
KRISTA:NO YOU
NATHANIEL:NO YOU
NATHANIEL LOOKS UP
NATHANIEL:SHINY
KRISTA:SHINY
NATHANIEL & KRISTA:SHINY
BARTIMAEUS:UH THATS THE SUN OH FORGET IT ONES DRUNK OFF CAFFINE AND ONE GOT HIT ON THE HEAD TOO HARD MAKES YOU WONDER ABOUT THE MAGICIANS THESE DAYS
LEE:HEY WHATS EVERYBODY LOOKING
LEE JUMPING UP AND DOWN
NATHANIEL & KRISTA:SHINY
LEE:WELL I JUST HAD 20 OUNCES OF COFFEE AND IM SUPER HYPER
GAI:YEP YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
LEE:RIGHT GAI-SENSEI
LEE PUNCHES GAI IN NOSE AND THEY BOTH START TO WRESTLE AND XELLOS POPS UP JUMPING UP AND DOWN
XELLOS:WOW IS THIS WHERE EVERBODY IS HYPER ON COFFEE
KRISTA:YEP YOU BET CUTIE
XELLOS:COOL WRESTLING MATCH
SUDDENLY APPEARS IN REFEREE UNIFORM WITH MICROPHONE
XELLOS:LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!
LEE AND GAI PIN EACHOTHER WHEN KRISTA COMES UP WITH A MARIO SIZED HAMMER AND MARIO MUSIC PLAYS AND KRISTA KNOCKS THEM BOTH IN THE AIR AND WHEN THEY COME DOWN KRISTA HITS THEM BOTH WITH A PIE WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN IN IT (HAHAHA RUBBER CHICKEN POT PIE)
XELLOS:UH AND THE WINNER IS KRISTA
KRISTA:YEAH IN YOUR FACE LEE
NARUTO APPEARS AND STARTS TACKLING RANDOM PEOPLE AND SASUKE SINGS KUMBYA AROUND A FIRE
KRISTA:AAAHHHHH GRASS FIRE
KRISTA STOMPS OUT FIRE WITH MY FOOT
SASUKE:HEY MAN THAT WAS NOT COOL
KRISTA:NO THIS IS
KRISTA TAKES OUT A GIANT ICE CUBE AND PUT IT DOWN SASUKE PANTS AND HE RUNS AROUND LIKE CRAZY AND KAKASHI IRUKA AND GAI JOIN IN A CHORUS OF MOONLIGHT BAY VERY LOUDLY AND VERY BADLY
BARTIMAEUS YODDLES SO LOUDLY HE BREAKS ABEL'S GLASSES
ABEL:DUDE THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE PAIR
BARTIMAEUS: YEAH AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT
ABEL TRANSFORMS INTO VAMPIRE
BARTIMAEUS:UH OH
BARTY STARTS TO RUN AND ABEL JUMPS AND LANDS IN FRONT OF BARTY
ABEL:(SINGS) COME ON HELP ME SING THIS SONG DOO DUH DOO DUH COME ON HELP ME SING THIS SONG ON THE DOO DUH DAY
BARTIMAEUS RUNS AWAY AGAIN AND WIZGIZ TRANSFORMS INTO A RHINO AND HITS BARTY INTO THE AIR AND TRANSFORMS BACK TO ELF FORM
WIZGIZ:YEAH 5 POINTS
KRISTA:OH YEAH
KRISTA BREAKS OUT PILLOW AND WIZGIZ ON THE HEAD WITH IT
KRISTA:10 POINTS
WIZGIZ:(TAKES OUT PILLOW) JERK (HITS KRISTA)
BIG EARS (HITS WIZGIZ)
WIZGIZ:NINNY (HITS KRISTA)
BIG HAT (HITS WIZGIZ)
WIZGIZ:SHORTY
TAKE THAT BACK YOUR SHORTER THAN ME (HITS WIZGIZ)
BARTIMAEUS:HEY HOW COME I GET HIT WITH A SILVER RUBBER CHICKEN AND HE GETS HIT WITH A PILLOW
PTOLEMY:(HITTING HIM RAPIDLY WITH A PILLOW) THERE HAPPY NOW
BARTIMAEUS:YOU HIT ME IM TELLING
PTOLEMY:FINE I HATE YOU
BARTIMAEUS:(CRIES)NO PLEASE DONT HATE ME FINE I HATE YOU
PTOLEMY:NO I TAKE IT BACK (CRIES)
THEY BOTH HUG AND CRY (AS FRIENDS)
NATTY WALKS UP TO KRISTA
NATHANIEL:HEY HOTTIE
KRISTA:NATTY WEVE BEEN OVER THIS MY HEART BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE
XELLOS:DARN STRAIGHT
NATHANIEL:WELL WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME NATTY SOUNDS LIKE A PET NAME
KRISTA:NO ITS JUST SHORTER THAN NATHANIEL
NATHANIEL:YOUR TURNING RED
KRISTA:THATS FROM ANGER AND IF YOU STOP INSINUATING THESE THINGS IM GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
NATHANIEL CRAWLS AWAY
NATHANIEL:RIGHT SORRY
TORN SHOWS UP HOLDING TWO GUNS
TORN:DRIVE BY SHOOT BABY YEAH
KRISTA:WAIT YOU DONT HAVE A CAR
TORN SHOOTS GUNS AND POP OUT WITH A SIGHN THAT SAYS BANG
XELLOS:OK
TORN:HAHA I GOT THESE FROM THE PRANK STORE ON DREWY LANE
NATHANIEL:WAIT ISNT THAT WHERE THE MUFFIN MAN LIVES
TORN: YEAH RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE PRANK SHOP
XELLOS:OH RAID THE PRANK SHOP
ALL:YEAH
ALL IS FOLLOWED BY A STAMPEDE
ME:YEAH FINISHED
XELLOS:THAT WAS REALLY GOOD
NATHANIEL:GOOD IT WAS GREAT
BARTIMAEUS:YOUR JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
NATHANIEL:IM JUST BEING HONEST
XELLOS:SO AM I
NATHANIEL:SHES MINE
XELLOS:DREAM ON
THEY START TO FIGHT
PTOLEMY:BOYS PLEASE BREAK IT UP
ME:THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVEN THOUGH NATTY KNOWS I LIKE XELLOS USUALLY I CALL BARTIMAEUS IN HERE TO DEAL WITH IT OH WELL REVIEW
ALL:REVIEW