Welcome back to episode 2 of…ANNOY KANE'S AND FRIENDS! Today we are going to annoy the one, the only….SADIE KANE! Here she is now! What do think of the show so far, Miss Kane?
"It's a complete waste of time! Get a life, hippie!"
Right you are, Sadie! Right, you are… *cough* anyway, here are your 10 ways to annoy Sadie Kane!
1. Tell her that Anubis has a super-hot girlfriend.
2. Give her a potion that transforms her into a kite. Make sure that it doesn't wear off for three days.
3. Say that her British accent is stupid and ask if her teeth are crooked.
4. Make a shabti Anubis and have it ask her out. A few 'dates' later, have it dump her. While she sobs traumatically, get the ACTUAL Anubis to come. Watch as she punches him in the nose. Laugh.
5. For Christmas, give her a crate of nothing but Friskies.
6. Tease her relentlessly about naming her cat 'Muffin'.
7. Find her alone with Anubis. Scream really loudly, "SADIE KANE LOOOOOOOOVES ANUBIS!" Run. FAST.
8. Remind Sadie of that night at the Needle. As she sobs, have a laughing fit on the floor.
9. Bring her a copy of The Red Pyramid. Drag her to Anubis and read the chapter 'I Have a Date with the God of Toilet Paper' to him.
10. Remember the time she gave a note to Geb from Nut? Ask her to give Anubis a letter from you that has a heart sticker on the front and is written in pink pen and pretty cursive.
Well wasn't that fun? I mean, sure I was in the hospital for three weeks, but it was worth it! Poor Anubis is still traumatized :P Sooooorry! Next up: Julius Kane! (why on earth is he blue?)
Oh, look! There's Carter! Hiya Cart!
"ZIA STILL WONT EVEN LOOK AT ME!"
Ha ha, too bad, so sad. :P
THE GRAPHIC VIOLENCE THAT FOLLOWS IS TOO HARSH FOR THE YOUNGUNS TO READ.
So *pant* be sure to *cough up blood* read the next installment of *collapse on floor* ANNOY KANE'S AND *hacking cough* FRIENDS! *faint*