A/N: Hey, Xalcry here. In my defense, HeavenlyBlind makes it sound like I abuse her action figures. I do no such thing. I merely make hilarious and/ or epic scenes with them. Like Axel pulling a Captain Morgan on Roxas' back XD

Anyway, here's the first instalment of our story.

Hope you like it!

Read and review, please :3

~ C a t a s t r o p h e in the Making ~

[They'll show them all ... just in their own psychotic, destructive ways ...]

(Let the Mayhem begin.)

C h a p t e r: I

[Axel]

~ Mommy's Lil' Pain in the Ass ~

("You are the reason why some animals eat their young.")

"One week! You couldn't go one damn week without getting your dumb-ass in trouble!"Renoyelled as he paced back and forth.

Axel sat in his chair slouched and sunk down with his feet on the kitchen table and his arms crossed over his chest. Everything about his eyes and posture exuded complete and utter boredom mixed with indifference. He sighed exasperatedly as his father continued his pacing.

Renostopped to face Axel. "I get home from working to keep a roof over your head and food in your stomach and what do I find? A message from the principle saying that his car is on the ROOF!" Reno pinched the bridge of his nose, eyes closed, and said in a dangerously calm manner, "I don't want to know how and I already know why, that being your a dumb-ass." He threw his hands in the air and looked up as he dropped into the chair across from Axel. "The hell are we going to do you? You're, surprisingly, smart enough to be in AP English and know how many times you can get suspended a year without failing-"

"And what 'crimes,' as you call them, result in what kind of punishment," Axel interrupted with a touch of pride in his voice.

Renojust stared at Axel before pointing at him and saying, "Interrupt me again, smart-ass, and you're twice as fucked."

Axel rolled his eyes before closing them.

Suddenly, Axel's head was forced forward, eyes opened wide in surprise, from the solid whack he received upside the head.

He saw Larxene walk by him to stand next to his father with one elbow onReno's shoulder.

"You are the reason why some animals eat their young," Larxene said. "'Kids' are supposed to be 'mommy's lil angels.' Well, you're 'mommy's lil pain in the ass.' But you are an angel. An angel sent from Heaven to fuck up my life."

"Love you too, Mom," Axel said dryly.

"Shut the hell up when I'm talking to you, shit head," Larxene snapped. "When we were your age, we couldn't have fun. Instead, we had you."

"Don't get us wrong,"Renosaid, looking up at his wife with a wolfish grin. "We had fun making ya."

Larxene grinned down atRenoand walked two fingers across the shoulder she leaned on and slightly down his chest. "Can't believe we broke that podium."

"And the chair,"Renoadded, as he gazed into Larxene's eyes.

"Oh yeah, and that desk," Larxene added.

"Point. Where is it?" Axel snapped frantically, eyes closed as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Best prom night ever,"Renosaid. Larxene kissed back.

"God damn it! Where the hell is your point?" Axel exclaimed.

Larxene pulled back fromRenoslowly. Then she turned her head quickly, ocean blue eyes frozen with anger.

"Your father and I decided. Military school to legally beat the dumb-ass 'bad boy' bull shit out of you or etiquette class to whip you into a gentleman."

"Last chance to redeem yourself. We choose when you screw up next,"Renoadded.

"Wow, you guys got desperate," Axel said sarcastically.

"Choose one or I'll use you for work training," Larxene snarled.

She worked as a Shinra body guard whereRenoworks as an agent.

"Alright, alright. Chill. Take a Midol or something."

Larxene growled and went to lunge at Axel, butRenokept her back by a grip on her waist.

"Fine. Etiquette class. Sheesh." With that, Axel stood and sauntered out of the room.

Thanks!

Xalcry

(Disclaimer: We do NOT own the Kingdom Hearts & Final Fantasy characters! They belong to Sqaure Enix; We just use them for our plots!)