Chapter two
Purple Hamburger.
"Look what I got you" Edward shouted.
"Oh crap what now?" Bella sighed, he had already given her a sausage link, a piece of moldy cheese and a bottle of ketchup. The ketchup wasn't so bad.
"A COW"
"HOLY CRAP," Bella screamed as she looked to Edwards hands. It was beautiful, and it was purple! "Why is it purple" Bella thought out loud.
"DUUUHH, because the momma cow was Blue and the Daddy cow was red.
"Cows aren't Blue and red you idiot, they are ORANGE!" Bella said, and she actually sounded like she knew what she was talking about.
"Oh," he had a confused look on his face. "what should we name her?"
"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IT IS A HER?"
"Bella," sometimes I wonder about you because everyone knows that ALL purple cows are girls, DUHHH"
"Well then, Lets call her...I KNOW I GOT IT., purple hamburger!!!!!!!" All Bella could do was grin at her smartical brain.
"I have another surprise for you schnookums"
"WHAT?!? WHAT?!?" Bella was now screeching.
Edward was gone, and back in a flash. "SPEEDOS," to ride around town in while we are on purple hamburger.!" "YAAYY" they screeched together as the danced a happy dance.
ONE HOUR LATER...
"Mr. Police-Blue-badge-cool car-man, please don't arrest us, we didn't mean any thing by the Speedos, eating all those hot-dogs at the hot-dog stand and..."Edward pleaded.
"No, don't you plead with me. you are going to ONE MINNUTE JAIL dun-dun-dun (yes he really did say dun-dun-dun) he replied harshly.
One Minute Later...
"Now that that is done with, sir i think i must take your cow."
"NOOO NOT PURPLE HAMBURGER!" Bella screeched as she reached for her beloved purple cow, but she was too late.
"Bella I'll get you a new cow" Edward informed her not the least bit sad.
"Okay," Bella sniffed, "BUT THIS TIME I WANT A CHICKEN!"
A/N///how will Bella do with a chicken, and what about the new wardrobe?? how will it all turn out?? READ ON! //End not/