A/N: Hey guys! Well, here is Chapter 3. Review!
Allie 3
Blonde
Bella and Edward skipped arm in arm to the beauty salon.
"I'm going blo-onde!" sang Bella, "I'm going blo-onde!" The shop owner grimaced when he saw the couple coming. It was going to be a long afternoon.
"Hello Mr. Mustache Guy!" Bella said, "I'm going BLONDE!" He rolled his eyes.
"Sit down, please," She plopped into the chair.
"Edward, you should get an afro!" Edward nodded.
"I like that idea…" The beauticians began to work their magic and before they knew it, Bella and Edward were new people. Bella had achieved the Avril Lavigne meets Paris Hilton look and Edward was a child of the '70's with his sweet 'fro.
"Hugs!" cried Bella, and grabbed the shop owner into her arms. "Love the hair! Be back soon! Toodles!" The man sighed and pushed away from her.
"Kids" he muttered under his breath. Bella laughed a tinkling laugh and pranced out the door with Edward in her wake.
"He's a silly little man," she giggled.
"Si Si," Edward agreed. They walked back to the Cullen's house. Upstairs in Edward's room, Alice was currently trying on Bella new clothes.
"They're so pretty…" she breathed. "I wish I had clothes like this. Edward likes Bella more than me!" She began to sob. Edward tuned into her thoughts.
"EWWWW! ALICE LIKES ME! GIRL GERMS!" He screeched. Bella frowned.
"I'm a girl too! What did you think I was? Chopped liver???" Edward laughed.
"You're different, but not chopped liver!" He shuddered.
"Well that's good to know!" Bella huffed. By that time, they had reached Edward's room. Alice stood in the middle, dressed in skater shoes and a sequiny dress on.
"Hi guys!" she chirped, "Bella, do you like your clothes? I think that they are totally Paris meets Avril. Edward did a good job."
"He sure did," Bella agreed, "They are pretty sweet." Edward bowed, his afro bobbing.
"Wanna try them on?" he said with an impish grin. Bella pushed him out the door.
"Get out sicko" He backed out.
"I'm leaving, I'm leaving"
"Better be" And with that, she slammed the door.