Chapter 2
"Explain to me one more time why Itachi Uchiha is currently alive and is now accompanying us to the leaf village." Kakashi watched Itachi warily who, I might add, was currently bound with sealed ropes and a multitude of different cryptic writing, his head was covered with a bag in case he was recognised in the leaf village, which was very likely to happen considering the whole murdering his whole clan incident.
"Okay once more, Itachi Uchiha, who we previously believed to be evil turned out to be a very good guy who was taken advantage of by the village elders, the Uchiha clan were planning a coup now the Sharingan would be deadly against anyone other than an Uchiha and with everyone knowing the slight disagreement Itachi had between him and his father they, fabricated the story of Itachi seeking strength it practically killed him to do those things to Sasuke but even Itachi isn't good enough to take out a clan of elite ninjas so he asked around about the rumours of Madara Uchiha still being alive he then used him to help kill his clan making Madara think he can trust him but when it came down to the last fight between me and Madara Itachi helped me kill him."
"And what is the story we are telling Konoha?"
"Madara murdered the Uchiha clan and tricked Sasuke using the Mangekyou Sharingan and Itachi only went along with it so that we could have someone on the inside of Akatsuki."
"And why would we do this?" Naruto quickly latched himself to Kakashis arm and brought out his best cotise eyes.
"Because you all love me." all at once everyone said...
"NEXT." Naruto grumbled while Kakashi thanked Ino for linking all their minds at once.
"Fine Kakashi gets a signed edition of the next make-out paradise, Ino is getting a fully funded 1 hour shopping spree in her favourite, and I bet most expensive, clothes store, Kiba and Akamaru get a quick spar and lunch afterwards, Hinata gets me to train her for a week, shino will have me assist his family in collecting rare insects and Sai gets a brand new scroll and brush set are you happy?" Ino re-established the link.
"For now." the group walked on for a few more minutes before finally arriving before the gates of Konoha Naruto stopped just before the threshold he seemed to be looking at the line with great malice.
"Well well isn't that a familiar face." Naruto turned and saw a very familiar but different figure
Her hair was a bubblegum pink and stood only 5'7 she wore a light red dress that covered her engorged stomach with ease and at the same time gave her a nice modest look.
"Sakura!" Naruto ran up to his teammate at full speed but as he approached his teammate he suddenly hit the brakes and stopped just before her looking rather worried.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't want to hurt the baby how do I...?" Sakura laughed before pulling him into a bone crunching bear hug Naruto struggled to breathe as the pregnant woman held him tight when she released him Naruto struggled to pull his arms from his sides.
"It's good to see you Naruto."
It's good to see you too Sakura." then Naruto forgot the golden when dealing with pregnant women... "You sure have gotten big." never mention their size.
WHAM Naruto was sent through the wall of a very solid brick house from an even more solid right hook from Sakura, who had turned a very deep shade of red, in anger the woman walked over to the barely conscious man and grabbed his collar shaking him wildly.
"WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN 7 YEARS AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAY TO ME IS HOW FAT I'VE GOTTEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?" of course most observers would note that Naruto probably meant his comment in a good way and was really talking about how tall she was nowadays but then they would remember that Sakura was pregnant and the child was probably doing hell to her hormones and Naruto was unlucky enough to have caught her in one of her worse moods Naruto meanwhile ,having never dealt with a pregnant woman before, thought...
"She hasn't changed at all." meanwhile his fiancé was watching Sakura thinking,
"I like her." when everyone had successfully calmed Sakura down Naruto saw a very tall man standing behind Sakura he towered over everyone else, he could have probably measured 6'7, his hair was a very standout orange, he would have been a very imposing man but his face seemed to be one of absolute peace, he wore a large overcoat that seemed about the size of a one man tent that was all black save at the collar which was a very deep red the kids seemed to like him almost instantly as they stared up at him in awe he crouched down to greet all of them Naruto was the first to speak up.
"Who is the big guy?"
"His name is Juugo and he is the guy that Sasuke assigned to me as a bodyguard." Naruto didn't believe her. "he may not seem strong now but don't get him angry, you won't like him when he's angry." as Naruto laughed for reasons he couldn't quite understand Sakura noticed the figure standing behind Naruto bound with enough charms to hold down a tailed beast as well as three little kids and a very beautiful woman with a ring that was very similar to the one on Narutos hand "Who are your friends?"
"My fiancé, our kids and an accused killer I hope to get free." after Sayuri had made proper introductions, and given Naruto a small punch in the arm, the group began walking towards the Hokage tower chatting indiscriminately Juugo and Sakura mixing with the Uzumaki family perfectly, Juugo giving piggy back rides to all three children at the same time while Sayuri gave Sakura hints on how to throw a punch before they finally arrived at the door to the Hokage tower.
"Sakura the doctor is expecting us." Juugo said as he pulled the children, against their will, from his back Sakura looked at Juugo with a look that was almost like a kid told to wait for candy.
"But we haven't seen each other in almost 7 years." she pleaded
"Yes but I doubt he will be going anywhere anytime soon besides don't you want to see the baby?" Sakura seemed to fidget on the spot before finally giving a quiet.
"Okay." Naruto had never seen Sakura go along with somebody else's suggestions like that before maybe she had changed over all these years the kids were more interested in the news of the baby.
"How will you see the baby if it is in your belly?" Takato asked Sakura was about to explain when she realised.
"I'm not sure"
"That's a first" just as Sakuras' fist was about to collide with Narutos face a second little voice spoke up.
"A carefully trained medical ninja sends out small waves of chakra through their hands down through the skin just above the womb which react with the unique and developing chakra network of the foetus, the chakra waves bounce back and lets the medical ninja see everything like a picture in his or her head but they are also able to transfer the image to chakra paper if they hold it between the hands of the medical ninja and the skin of the woman being looked at." everyone looked at Ichinose like he had just sprouted a second head. "What?" Sakura was the first to snap out of her trance.
"Where did you learn that?"
"I read it" Sakura turned to Naruto.
"Where did he read it?"
"A book." Sakura grabbed Naruto and once more started shaking him like a ragdoll.
"I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I JUST GOT SCHOOLED BY AN 8 YEAR OLD IN SOMETHING I DO AS MY SPECIALTY"
"Sakura you are scaring the kids." Sakura turned to Juugo and indeed all three were shivering in fear behind Juugos' legs she returned Naruto to his feet Ichinose stepped out from behind Juugo and bowed respectfully to her.
"I'm sorry to have insulted you I just really want to be a medic ninja, I was never very strong but I love books and helping people so ever since I could read I have learnt everything I could about being a medic." Sakura was impressed with this kid not only was he polite and well read but he was also well on his way to being a first class medic.
The ladies were going to be all over him.
But right now the person all over him was his brother who was giving him a noogie with a very Naruto-like grin on his face.
"I'm going to be a great ninja like my dad." the little girl joined in.
"And I'm going to be a babe like mom." Sakura froze hearing the small bit Tsubaki heard of Kibas' description from the previous day her head slowly rotating towards Naruto with a look that could kill, Naruto quickly threw up his arms in defence screaming
"IT WAS Kiba!" just as Naruto spoke those words Kiba started running very quickly away from the very pregnant woman who just calmly turned to her bodyguard, the two shared a nod and Juugo threw his arm forward the arm didn't just stop when the arm was fully extended instead it turned a very sickening grey ,similar to Sasukes' curse mark, and suddenly started to extend, the arm extended and caught Kiba by his collar and pulled the kicking and screaming man till he was hanging before Sakura by his collar.
"I think that you and me need to talk about what is and is not appropriate to say in front of children, wouldn't you agree" Naruto would have stopped Sakura and told her that he had shouted it when he didn't know the children even existed but once more fearing her fist he kept his mouth shut as Sakura Juugo and Kiba, being carried by Juugo, turned a corner away from the group as they entered the tower.
They ignored Kibas' pleas for help.
As Naruto entered the Hokage tower he reminisced the days he had dreamed of sitting in the top chair in the office at the top of the tower, to govern a village to prosperity, to teach the next generation what it is to be a ninja, to have an entire village admire and respect him.
Now, he only cared that he and his family were safe.
But as he walked down the corridor towards the main office he saw another reason he didn't want to be the head honcho anymore.
Paperwork.
Naruto watched 2 Chunin carry 2 very big piles of paper only to come back out seconds later fleeing from a string of curses.
"HOW CAN THERE BE MORE BLOODY PAPERWORK WHEN I JUST FINISHED 5 FUCKIN STACKS IN THE LAST HALF HOUR." Naruto personally doubted the validity of the sentence but didn't quite feel like voicing his doubts as he entered the office.
Behind the desk sat, a very red-faced, Tsunade she hadn't changed at all over the years ,her face was still wrinkle free and her hair a still very luscious gold ,she still wore her famous green jacket with the kanji for gamble on the back and the jacket still failed to cover her abnormally buxom chest.
Standing faithfully behind her stood Shizune the black haired beauty had aged well, her face was radiant and her hair had grown over the years so it reached her shoulders easily, she ,having not been in a furious rage, was the first to notice the arrival of the group.
"NARUTO!" Shizune ran up and hugged her brother figure tight before letting her mentor giving him an even tighter hug that seemed intended to force him into her cleavage when she released him she was rather disappointed to find he wasn't beet red.
"Dang I always loved that little embarrassed face of yours."
"I guess I got used to it" Sayuri punched Naruto in the arm.
"Would you like to experience what Kiba is experiencing right now?" Naruto immediately bowed his head.
"No ma'am."
"I didn't think so." she bowed respectfully to the Hokage. "I am Sayuri Suikazan it is an honour to meet you my lady." Tsunade bowed back
"It is an honour to meet you too but if I may ask why are you here with Naruto?"
"I am his fiancé." Tsunade and Shizune let their jaws drop after the jaws were reset the two began looking over Sayuri very closely, holding out her arms, inspecting every small blemish on her, Tsunade even went so far as to shine a small torch in Sayuris, eyes before Tsunade and Shizune backed away and started talking to each other, none too quietly in the corner.
"She seems perfectly healthy no diseases evident but the symptoms are very apparent that she isn't quite right."
"She could have had a mental breakdown."
"Maybe Stockholm syndrome" Naruto finally snapped.
"OKAY YOU MADE YOUR POINT!"
"AH!"
"AH!"
"AH!" All at once the three Uzumaki children pointed at Tsunade shocked and all at once the three said. "Granny Tsunade." Naruto had obviously shown the children photos of everyone he knew including the nicknames that a certain somebody might not appreciate being called.
Tsunade leaned down picked up all three children and enveloped them all in a very tight bear-hug squealing.
"SO CUTE!" as Tsunade swung the children in circles Naruto leaned in to whisper in Sayuris' ear.
"Why is it every time I called her granny she would throw a temper tantrum but when they say it she thinks it's cute?" Sayuri leaned back.
"You weren't 8 when you said it."
"So?"
"When you are 8 you can get away with anything." finally Tsunade stopped spinning the children.
"So since you're here I guess you accepted our offer?"
"In a way." her smile faltered slightly. "I require a plot of land for a home 2 million ryo to settle in and brand new ninja registrations for me and Sayuri at Jonin level as well as ninja academy admissions for all three of the children, my fee for each mission will be 75000 ryo for me and 50000 for anyone I choose to bring along with me and I want my friend here to receive a trial by the shinobi council to try and get him acquitted for his supposed crimes" she saw the tied and disguised Itachi
"and who would this be?" When Naruto removed the bag from Itachis' head Itachi thought it was heaven to be free of that stuffy thing but as his eyes adjusted to the light and saw Tsunades fist quickly heading towards his face he thought he would have preferred the bag.
Thankfully Naruto was fast in catching Tsunades' fist and expelling all the chakra away from Itachi.
"You better have a good reason for this monster to be alive" as Tsunade stepped back, warily, Sayuri took the kids outside with promises of ice-cream so they didn't hear the tragic tale of Itachi Uchiha at too young an age.
(10 minutes later)
Tsunade would not have been more shocked if Jiraiya came into the room through the door, declared he was done with porn novels and was actually gay, while Kakashi pretended to be a monkey in the background.
But not by much.
"This is going to be very difficult but I can make it happen." Naruto, though hopeful, was surprised
"Really?"
"We will first have to find proof that it was a legally sanctioned mission, the old man would have sealed it deep in the village archives in its more restricted sections, once we have enough evidence we will bring it before the shinobi clan heads, who will make the decision of whether or not to reinstate Itachi if they do choose to reinstate him we will have to inform the civilian population they may not be happy but since it is a shinobi matter they will only be able to bitch about it." Tsunade turned to Itachi "so until then I am releasing you into the custody of Naruto meaning you will not leave his side except to go to the toilet and sleep and I want you to keep a low profile and stay in a constant transformation jutsu."
"Yes lady Hokage"
"Good also the ninja id's are easy enough just fill out these forms." she handed Naruto two very short and brief forms. "And these will handle your children's enrolment in the ninja academy." she pulled out a very tall stack of papers that was almost the size of Naruto when he was twelve Naruto quickly looked to Itachi.
"Don't suppose you want to take half of these?"
"They're your kids" Tsunade interrupted Narutos attempt at rebuttal.
"Now get out of here both of you not only will I need to find the proof without Danzo or anyone else finding out I will need my full concentration." she pulled a bottle of sake from a hidden compartment in her desk and quickly skulled a filled cup as Naruto and Itachi left.
"Now we need to think of a disguise suitable to your personality I was thinking a short little balding man with-"Naruto was interrupted in his idea as Itachi transformed into a tall and lanky young man with green hair and spectacles with a very bony face.
"This will do." Naruto mumbled something about the face being too plain as they walked outside.
"What is all that?" Sayuri and the kids walked up to the pair all the kids had ice cream cones clenched tightly in their hands.
"They are all the forms we will have to sign you wouldn't happen to want to carry some of these would you?" Sayuri put on her most innocent face.
"You would give the sensitive and beautiful woman the big and heavy paper load?"
"No I'm asking you" the big pile of paper in Narutos hands were swallowed in a giant ball of flame leaving Narutos fringe rather singed and a rather annoyed look on his face. "isn't that a bit much?" Sayuri put up her hands in defence
"It wasn't me."
"You say hello to the relic before your own teammate that's rather rude idiot" Naruto cringed and turned to see his least favourite person in the world.
Sasuke Uchiha had grown taller over the 7 years he now stood at 6'2 his black hair was still in the same hairstyle but he had let it grow slightly letting the bangs near his eyes grow past his chin he wore a very open long-sleeved shirt which hung loos tied at the waist by a very thick purple rope held at his back by the rope was a katana his legs were covered by black pants that were wide at the thighs and tight at the calves he still had that same arrogant smirk on his face.
He wasn't wearing a headband
Standing behind Sasuke were two figures one was easily identifiable as Juugo, who looked none too happy to be standing there and another who was standing out of eyesight.
"Technically I am no longer on team 7 so I don't really have any obligation to say hello to your sorry face." Sasuke jumped down to street level keeping his distance from Naruto
"Then again maybe its best that you don't see me after all I am the proof of your greatest failure."
"I brought you back didn't I?"
"But you still didn't scratch my forehead." Naruto pulled out a kunai pointing it directly at Sasukes forehead.
"I could always just scratch your forehead now." Sasuke just wagged his finger at Naruto
"Now, now Naruto threatening the new head of the ninja police force is a rather serious offence it could get you in jail if you're not careful"
"Ninja police force?"
"I have restarted the ninja police force that my family started and the council graciously made me its leader so now I find and bring to justice all the ninjas who would do the village harm."
"So why haven't you arrested yourself?" Sasuke chuckled lightly
"Because I would not cause it any harm as opposed to you and little demon children."
"Me and my children are proud to call ourselves jinchuriki but what about you, would your clan be proud to know they're only survivor betrayed the village and turns into an ugly winged demon for power?" Sasuke flashed an angry red before reeling in his anger.
"My clan would be proud that I am the strongest village."
"but would you're father be proud that you still aren't stronger than Itachi" Sasuke blurred forward a Chidori crackling to life in his hand he went to drive the ball of energy into Narutos stomach but Naruto just brought his foot up catching the prodigy under the chin Sasuke hung in the air his eyes wide with disbelief before Naruto drove his fist into Sasukes stomach sending him flying back Sasuke would have flown right down the street if the 2nd man that had accompanied Sasuke hadn't used his body to stop Sasuke.
He looked to be about Sasukes age his hair was a bright white and his teeth were filed to points he wore cream pants and a purple singlet slung across his back was the every fearsome, and ever famous, guillotine sword, Naruto recognised the man almost instantly.
"Well hello there Suigetsu aren't you an eyesore, still doing the dirty work of the corrupt I see."
"Still shakin' it up with my leftovers I see" that comment alone sent Naruto replaying the very day he had met Sayuri and Suigetsu.
(Flashback 3 years)
"All right your injuries have all healed and you are free to leave" the nurse walked out of the room just as a low appreciative whistle was heard.
"I swear every day the skirts on those nurses get shorter." Naruto sighed as he rolled out of the hospital bed.
He was currently in the hidden mist village hospital the reason for his visit to the hospital was courtesy of a large number of burns thanks to Deidara throwing his signature bombs at Naruto as Naruto attempted, and succeeded, to stop the explosive maniac from capturing the three tailed turtle.
The low whistle, and rather inappropriate comment, came from Ao he was a veteran shinobi of the hidden mist who liked to keep his silver hair sticking strait up he wore an outfit quite reminiscent of Haku, his right eye was hidden beneath an eye patch.
"Can't you be a bit more mature?" Naruto asked the veteran as Naruto pulled on his jacket.
"You get used to it" Chojuro commented on his rambunctious teammate the boy was about Narutos age and had short tufty grey hair his physical appearance made many think he would be knocked over by a strong breeze but those doubters would find themselves on the receiving end of his Hiramekarei as the ever shy and quiet boy was a member of the seven swordsmen of the hidden mist, his black and white camouflage pants matched with his long purple jumper did nothing to hint he was a member of the famous group, but the sharpened teeth did.
"A man must always appreciate greater parts of a female anatomy, right Naruto?" Ao gave Naruto a, none too gentle, thump on the back.
He did it with good intentions but accidentally hit Naruto right on one of his more serious burns so after Naruto had finally stopped rolling around on the ground in pain he replied.
"I'm not really interested in that sort of stuff." Naruto heard Chojuro chuckling under his breath. "What?"
"Is it not interested or not experienced?" Naruto turned a very deep shade of red as the mist ninja rolled around on the ground laughing at his expense.
"I could get any girl I want at anytime I want." Naruto almost immediately regretted those words as Ao turned on him with a look of mischief that would have rivalled a prankster Naruto in his prime.
"That sounds like a challenge." before Naruto could say otherwise Ao grabbed Naruto by his collar and pulled him out the window of the hospital, Chojuro in hot pursuit, the Jonin landed with practised ease on top of the entry way into the hospital giving the trio a perfect view over the very crowded street, Ao turned back to Naruto after he had managed to stand back up. "Pick one."
"Pardon?"
"Pick any girl on this street and flirt with them successfully me and Chojuro will be the judges and give you a score out of ten." Naruto, having gotten over his confusion began looking through the crowd there were tall women short women obese women and women who looked like they would be carried off in the wind but one in particular caught his eye, she wore her purple hair long which matched her dark purple kimono with black flower imprint she carried herself with a confidence that seemed to draw Narutos eyes straight to her.
"How about her?" Ao spotted who he meant instantly and while Naruto was focused on her Ao and Chojuro shared a look that screamed "EVIL!"
"Very nice pick, now go get her." Naruto stopped just short of dropping to street level.
"I'm a little out of practise so can I get a bit of advice?" Ao was the first to jump.
"Comment on her looks." Naruto nodded and went to begin his flirting but was pulled back. "But don't say she's beautiful she has probably heard that far too much to care." Naruto went to jump but this time Chojuro pulled him back.
"But don't call her ugly either nobody likes that." Naruto once more went to jump but Ao caught him again.
"But don't call her plain either otherwise she might think you're not interested." the two bodyguards gave Naruto a healthy shove off the awning Naruto quickly made it so he was in the direct path of the woman scenarios flew through Narutos head, he had hundreds of pickup lines, courtesy of many hours of following Jiraiya around, but when she finally stood before Naruto...
He drew a blank.
His mouth was working like a goldfish as the girl stared up at him, this awkward exchange passed for a minute before the girl asked.
"What?" Naruto spoke the very first thing that came into his head.
"You're very beautiful." she rolled her eyes CRAP Ao was right.
"Look your cute but I don't fall for lines quite so easy this time" she walked past him.
"What about next time?"
"There won't be a next time." she walked off mingling in the crowd easy as Naruto turned back to Ao and Chojuro but as he looked he saw both of them holding up boards with big 0's written on them, normally Naruto would have just gone along with the jeers and laughs but this time he held up a one fingered salute and took to the rooftops following the mystery girl closely, being careful to hide his presence, the girl walked for ages stopping at random stalls or chatting with the odd friend but finally Narutos patience paid off as she started to open a door to a small apartment building but as the door started to open some silver haired guy stopped it as he leaned against it.
"Hey there cutie." the girl cringed at the man's sudden appearance "you haven't been returning my notes."
"I thought I made it rather clear to you that I didn't want to see you ever again."
"Why act so cold lover?"
"You cheated on me with 2 other women I think that is every reason to act cold now go away." he leaned in close.
"I could always just warm you up."
"There is no chance of that happening anymore." the man obviously didn't like that as he grabbed her by the throat and pushed her against the door.
"Listen I am only doing this little game your playing because at first it was fun but now it's not so fun so either you spread your legs or I force them apart" she spat in his face. "That's your choice" he went to kiss her but Naruto quickly dropped from his vantage point above them and delivered a swift axe kick to the arm that was strangling the girl Naruto heard a satisfying snap as the arm broke, as the man looked at his disfigured arm in complete surprise Naruto dropped down and drove a Rasengan into his opponents chest the man flew back before being embedded in the wall of an apartment building on the opposite side of the street Naruto doubted he was conscious but he still shouted out.
"Next time you see this woman you treat her with respect asshole or I'll kidnap you and hold you down as she cuts off whatever small piece of flesh hangs between your legs." as Naruto calmed down he heard a very timid voice behind him.
"Thank you not many people stand against Suigetsu since he is the brother of an ex-swordsman of the hidden mist."
"Scum are scum regardless of blood."
"Can I learn the name of my scumbusting saviour?"
"Naruto Uzumaki and it was my pleasure to do so miss...?"
"Sayuri Suikazan and..." She leaned over and planted a gentle kiss on Narutos cheek. "thank you" she went to go into the house Naruto asked.
"Can I buy you a drink?" she looked him over lustfully for a few moments letting a light smile play across her lips.
"Ask me again next time." she slipped into the building leaving Naruto a very happy man.
Now a normal man would just walk down the steps from the woman's building but Naruto being Naruto back flipped down each step laughing hysterically before reaching the last step and slipped landing on his head the slip sobered him enough to stop him from laughing but nothing could stop the triumphant grin from breaking across his face, when he finally made it back to Ao and Chojuro he showed them the lipstick mark on his cheek which earned him a pair of dropped jaws as well as a series of questions all of them accusing him of cheating at the question of "did you buy a tube of lipstick and make a shadow clone wear it as he kissed your cheek?" he snapped
"Why is it so hard to believe that I got a kiss on the cheek from a beautiful girl?"
"It's not that you got a kiss on the cheek from a girl it's that you got a kiss on the cheek from that girl."
"Why?" Ao decided to take over.
"Sayuri Suikazan is known as the 'thorny rose' of dating because no matter how beautiful she look if any man even touches her they are guaranteed a free trip to the hospital."
"Why?" Chojuro stepped in.
"The only guy she ever got close to was Suigetsu one of the candidates for the seven swordsmen and he cheated on her with two women after that any man who even thought of her without any clothes on were taught a very harsh lesson to never do it again."
"I don't believe you" Ao quickly pointed out a man limping down the street hobbling on a cane which was a surprise since he didn't seem to be much older than 20, Chojuro immediately snuck up behind the man and whispered ,from Narutos lip-reading, 'Sayuri' the man immediately let out a terrified wail he didn't stop the wail as he crouched down into a ball and began rocking back and forth weeping as the poor young man sat there terrified at the mere mention of the girl Naruto couldn't help but wonder.
"What have I gotten myself into?"
(End flashback)
"Who told you to interfere Suigetsu?" Sasuke barked at his subordinate.
"Well sorry for saving your ass." Suigetsu jumped back up to stand beside Juugo as Sasuke straightened out his shirt.
"Naruto Uzumaki since you have just assaulted a member of the ninja police force you are hereby under arrest being such a dangerous individual I am going to have to take you in by force." Sasuke activated his Sharingan and glared menacingly at Naruto as he drew his sword.
"Sasuke Uchiha since you have just insulted my family I am going to have to kick your ass." Naruto glared back as he cracked his knuckles.
BUMBUMBUMBUUUUUUUM
EVIL IS WHAT I AM AND I LOVE IT MWAHAHAHAHAHA(farsight realises what he just said)
Ahem my apologies I don't know what came over me anyway sorry for the late update I wanted to release the latest chapters of both Banished and NYTHP at the same time and the Naruto meets Sayuri scene had me rather stumped and I know some of you might notice that the scene is rather similar to the scene in assassins creed brother memories of Christina but I wish to point out that I have appropriately modified it enough so I don't get sued (I hope) now I know some of you will comment that Suigetsu is basically made of water and thus Narutos attacks should have gone through him but I have a theory to explain
Suigetsu and his brother share a kekkai genkai that gives them the ability to turn their bodies to (and mass amounts of outside sources)into water and use it as a weapon but it is a little more diluted in Suigetsu he has to concentrate to activate the ability Orochimaru hears about him and sends Sasuke (which is why he recognises Sasuke when we first see him in the manga) Orochimaru then ,being the crazy scientist, finds a way to boost his powers at the cost of him constantly needing water ,explaining the water bottles, but since Naruto stopped Sasuke Suigetsu stays in the mist village and an explanation for him being with Sasuke will come later in the story
Another thing I noticed was I forgot to give the Uzumaki family outfits and so here they are at a general level
Naruto: black skin-tight bodysuit with black baggy pants over the suit black sleeveless trench coat wrapped around his head is a pair of goggles similar to the pair he wore when he was in the academy only instead of green it is black this suit is designed for optimal effectiveness in the field particularly at night
Sayuri: skin-tight bodysuit with cut-off sleeves black and blue floral skirt that reaches the ankles at the back but is open at the front (think yuna in final fantasy X-2 in songstress mode) at her back are a pair of kukri
Takato: red shorts and green t-shirt
Ichinose: black shorts red t-shirt and loose and open denim jacket
Tsubaki: white kimono with green flower imprint
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