-1CHAPTER FOUR MY FRIENDS

Bella and Edward decided to take a night on the town. Edward took Bella to a fancey restarant called the "saucy apple" As they sat down at their table to people walked up to them

"OHH MY GOSH" one said,

"ITS PAIRS HILTON"the other piped in.

"NOO WAY THAT IS SOOOO AVRIL LAVIGNE!!"

"NOO TOATTLY PAIRS…" Then out of no where this paparazzi man came up and snapped a photo.
"Well," Bella said "this is disturbing. HOW AM I SAPOSED TO EAT IN PIECE WITH ALL THIS MADDNESS?"

Edward had just about had it. "YOU GUYS THIS IS BELLA NOT PARIS OR AVRIL"

"okay…"every one said collectively as they walked away.

"Thanks hunny bunches" Bella said as she gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

Out of no where a waiter popped up "Now what can I get you folks?"

"I'll have a raspberry lemonade" Edward Informed the waiter.

"Ohh we don't have that." the waiter shot back.

"hmmmmm, how about a Red Bull?"

"Nope we don't have that either" once again he replied in a snotty tone.

"Cherry 7up?"

"nope"

"Water???"

"UHHHHHH… no"

"WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIs?" Edward outburst.ed.

"He will have apple juice" Bella told the waiter.

"Now that we have"

"And ill have sparkaling apple-pear juice."

"Okay ill be back with your drinks in a moment" The waiter went back to get drinks, but when he got back he spilled apple juice ALL OVER EDWARDS B-E-A-UTIFUL FRO.

"What have you done?" Edward asked in both shock, pain and surprise.

"Oopseys,(he started to giggle) ahem I mean, my bad."

"Edwards fro was now starting to dissapear. "WHAT IS IN THAT APPLE JUICE???" Bella asked and Edward started screaming.

"Well ya know, we do add a little bit of Acid, you know, it gives it that ZIP, PING POW, we are always lookin' for"

"YOU put what in my super awesome fro?" Edward belted out (now there was not one pair of eyeballs that were not on him and his fro, well I mean there was that one couple in the back room.. BACK TO THE POINT)

Another waitress brought over a pitcher of water and poured it over his hair.

"So you do have water you scum filled liars!'

"well we didn't before"

A/n/// What will Edwards hair lookkk like with no fro? And what will they do next in town, also when the poperatzzi man took Bellas picture, what did he do with it? READ ON MY FRIENDS!///end note/