-1Chapter five
Anyways. Chapter five s entitled the simile chapter I really do not know where I got the inspiration for this one. It just popped in my head like a kangaroo hopps into town!!! (this chapter might be a little bit corny) HAHA I like it . Kay? Kay. Agreed.
By this time Edward and Bella were beyond mad. They were like steaming with smoke escaping from any where there was o hole in their bodies. (yes this includes ears, eyes, behinds, and allot of other places) Edward stomped out of that restaurant and was so angry the drop of a nickel set him off like a fire alarm.
"We have to do something about your hair hunny bunches your hair looks worse then Donald trumps. We have to get you to a hair salon faster then a rabbit on ice skates. Because you hair looks really really bad." Bella informed Edward as nicely as she knew how.
"I KNOW A DEAD COW LOOKS MORE TAIMED THEN MY HAIR BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SOO MEAN ABOUT IT. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME." As Edward said this he started to cry. Bella had been crying since the moment she heard cow. All she could think about was purple hamburger. Suddenly she was screaming at Edward, and other random people on the street about why they had been sooo mean too Purple hamburger. Didn't they know she had been royalty, and why had no one bow down to her/. Now she was gone. Or was she????? An idea had popped into Bella's head, let me mind you it was a crazy idea. But it was going to work. Work like the titanic (A/n: those were Bella's thoughts I don't think she knew what the titanic was…) "Edward we have to get you to the hair Dresser you are going need to hurry, like a shark going to chatch its prey. And if ya know what I mean"
"I really don't know what you Mean,"
"well you should you retard now we gotta hurry. Plan G.P.B. is not going to work with out this new dew." Bella said as she pushed him into the one and only Animal house hair-dresser. And shoved him into a chicken shaped chair.
A man with a gay little attitude walked up "My name is like Austen and like I just cant wait to get like started with like your hair!!!!, what would you like to be transformed into today my little friend, OHHH your kind of cute!"
"He's taken and he would like to be transformed to a cow. A red one if you could." Bella interrupted.
"and do I have any say in this??? You do know that purple cows are attracted to red cows right???? OHHHHH this is all about purple hamburger isn't it? I see you want get her back."
"that's a great idea! I was just going to make you a red cow so that a purple cow would come, then they would make a duck!!"
"wait" Drake budded in. "are you telling my that a red cow and a purple cow make a duck?"
"yapp. Only if you get a boy one and a girl one though" Bella replied.
"Whatever. Do you like want to sit down cutie?" Edward rolled his eyes, and toke his place.
One hour later
"you really look like a red cow. You've got more red then the sun has heat." you see Edward was not very happy with his new "dew" he really looked like a cow.
Out of no where a police man came from no where, unfortunately it was the same police man as before, and this was not a pretty sight.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THAT PURPLE DANG NABIT COW, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?? YOU GO AND GET ANOTHER RED ONE, WELL THIS IS NOT GOING TO FLY WITH ME MISSY. NOO WAY. YOU ARE GOING BACK TO ONE MINNUTE JAIL. THEN I AM GOING TO CONSFINCATE YOUR COW, AND PUT HIM WITH YOUR PURPLE ONE, WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.'
"nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Bella screamed as the police man dragged her away to one minute jail yet again. "this is going to put a MAJOR dent in my time. And will I ever see Edward again??"
(A/N: will Bella ever see Edward again? Where is the special place where the sun don't shine??)
One minute later. (dun dun dun)
The guards, (fully armed with guns) Slowly let Bella out of jail and informed her that next time she got caught she would be going to one hour jail. No more kiddy games.
"But where is my cow???"
"Don't you worry he is in the north pole, it is really cloudy up there. There fore, the sun don't shine"
"I need to get there as soon as possible!" Bella yelled at the guard
"Well the next flight is in an hour…"
"that's not fast enough, I will just go there on foot." and with that bella walked off.
(A/N well that my friend is the end of the simile chapter I guess it didn't have very many similes but its ok, well what will happen on the way to the north pole and what about when Bellas gets to see Edward and Purple hamburger again!!)