I don't own Twilight or any of its characters; I just like to mess with them.

BPOV

"Edward that was Amazing," I sighed loudly, hoping the others would hear.

"No Bella, you are amazing," Edward replied, keeping up with the façade.

"Maybe we should go back downstairs..."I said in hope the others would catch the hint.

It worked. Outside the door I heard the shuffling of feet, and the thuds, as they made their way down the stairs.

"Are they all gone?" I asked him.

"Yes."

"Did the buy it?"

"Yes."

"Are your family going to rat us out?"

"No, they understand why we can't do it, and they are more than happy to lie for us."

"Good."

I looked down at Edward. His head was against my chest-my chest which was clad only in a bra since he decided to remove my shirt-he was staring at nothing in particular, but looked deep in thought.

"What are you thinking?" I asked him.

"Isn't that my line?" he smiled.

"Yes, but I want to know. You seemed very distracted with your thoughts."

"I was actually thinking about the day I marry you. How no other man on this earth will be as lucky as I am. How you'll walk down the aisle, and when we meet, I will take your hand and never let you go, nor will I have to let you go, because we'll have forever. That thought enlightens me." He replied.

"Edward," I pulled his chin up to look at me. "I feel the exact same way. I can't wait to marry you...and...after our little performance tonight...I can't wait for the perks of marriage either." I giggled.

He laughed. "Me neither love."

"Do you think we should go back downstairs now?" I asked.

"Yes. Alice is waiting for us to continue with the game." He said.

"Great!" I said sarcastically.

He snickered and lifted himself from my chest. I missed the contact almost instantly, and craved to be wrapped up in his embrace once more. He walked across the room and collected his shirt, and grabbed mine in the process. He pulled his over his head and adjusted it, then walked over to me.

"Come on Bella" he said, waiting for me at the edge of the bed. I swear I caught him staring at my chest.

I scooted over until I reached the edge, and lifted my arms up-for him to put my top on for me.

He smiled and pulled the top over my head and down my arms. He took my hand and pulled me from the bed and towards the door.

"Wait!" I said, pulling him to a halt.

"What's wrong?" He asked, concerned at once.

"Do I look like I have sex hair?" I asked.

He laughed. "Yes Bella. Do I?"

"Edward, you own the sex hair thing, you don't even have to try." I giggled, ruffling my hand through his coppery locks.

He smiled, and towed me down the staircase. The others must have heard us coming, because the noise from the living room turned into silence. Edward pulled me around the corner, and I swear you could hear a pin drop. He kept walking though, and pulled me back to the corner we were sitting in before. He sat down and draped me across his lap, winding his arms around my waist. He squeezed my hand and I looked up.

Everyone in the room just stared at us, with their mouths hanging open. The silence made the situation very awkward, so I waited, and waited, and waited for someone to speak.

"So did you do it?" Lauren asked rudely.

"What do you think you pervert? You were standing outside the door." I spat.

"I was not!" she yelled.

"Yes you were Lauren. Don't deny it. I can ask anyone in this room, and they would say yes." Edward stated calmly. I squeezed his hand a little tighter.

"Fine! I was checking on you! Because I don't trust you!"

"I don't think we should play anymore." Mike said.

"Agreed"

Everyone sat in small groups, talking to each other. John kept stealing glances at my hair, and then Edwards. While others just stared in general to see what we would do next.

"The others are about to fall asleep, are you feeling sleepy yet?" Edward whispered in my ear.

"A little" I admitted, yawning.

Edward smiled, and pulled me closer to his chest. He grabbed an afghan from the back of the couch and draped it over me. Someone turned off the lights, and the room fell silent, apart from a few whispers from the Cullen's. I felt my eyes close...

I hadn't realised that I'd fallen asleep until I felt something beneath me rumble slightly. I opened my eyes to see Edward holding a razor, whispering angrily at Lauren. I adjusted my hearing to understand the conversation.

"I swear Edward, I wasn't going to hurt her, and it's just some harmless fun!" Lauren whined.

"You think its fun to shave off someone's eyebrows, when they are at their most vulnerable?" Edward snapped.

"What difference would it make Edward? She's already hideous! I bet she gave you a crap time in the bedroom earlier." Lauren sneered.

"What did you say?" Alice fumed from across the room.

I kept my eyes closed; I wasn't in the mood to get into this again.

"I said she's hideous, but you're worse, midget!" Lauren yelled.

"Don't you ever talk about Alice that way!" Jasper yelled back.

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"Yes we can whore!" Rosalie sneered.

"Oh look! If it isn't Ms. Plastic! You think you're absolutely gorgeous, and that every guy wants you! Take a look in the mirror lately? Your nose is starting to fall off!" Lauren screeched.

"DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO MY ROSIE THAT WAY AGAIN!" Emmett boomed from somewhere beside me.

Lauren said nothing after that.

I started to get up from Edwards lap, and let the blanket fall somewhere beside me. I stared directly at Lauren, stalked towards her and slapped her right across her face. She screamed in pain, as I ran from the room, tears streaming down my face. I ran out the door, and sat beside a tree on the sidewalk, letting the floodgates open.

I wasn't alone for very long. Just long enough for Alice to see me out here, and then Edward came out and sat beside me. He pulled me against him and let me stain his shirt with salt water.

"Ssh Bella. It's okay, nothing she said is true, nothing." He said calmly.

His words calmed me some, and I wiped the last few tears from my eyes. I've just had enough of Lauren now, and wanted her to just go away.

"We're gonna head home to Esmé and Carlisle. My brothers and sisters have had enough of Lauren too. Are you coming? Alice can call Charlie?" Edward said.

"Of course I'm coming with you." I answered.

He smiled, and lifted me up bridal style. He carried me towards his car, where everyone was already seated inside. He pulled me into the backseat with him, and sat me on his lap. I snuggled into his chest, and fell asleep as the car backed out of the driveway.