Chris: Last time on Total Drama Spinoff… the campers make a little run in the woods. Tempers flare when Johnny starts going AWOL, and it was only the second episode. Relations may be flaring between Charles and Susan Test, after Charles saved her and took a fall for her, and Susan gave him the Invincibility at the last minute. Meaning Johnny got sent packing. So, who's next? Who will win the sum of ONE…MILLION…DOLLARS? Find out on another exciting episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…SPINOFF!

Chapter 3: Escape From Camp Wawanakwa

Thank god for mini-chainsaws.

Charles got bored at night, decided to cut up the bunk bed Johnny slept in, and received a single for his efforts. Noah was reading, Owen was snoring; Finn and Jake were playing some kind of Go Fish, except they had to eat the whole deck if they lost.

Some morning. At least until Chris snuck in, held up a bullhorn, and pointed it into Noah's ear. "Morning, campers!" he blared. Noah yelled and fell off of his bed. "We've got a new challenge planned out. Come on outside to find out what!"

Confessional

Noah: Chris can be a pain at times. It was unnecessary to yell into a bullhorn a foot from my face. I don't actually enjoy it, surprisingly.

Team Sinister, meanwhile, berated Scarface for not getting first place the day before.

"Look," he says. "If it's a choice between winning money and killing someone, I'll take the killing."

"You can do that after the show!" Ice King yells.

"Focus on destruction!" Bling-Bling added for Scarface's benefit.

Alejandro just stood off to the side, smirking. He tried to wreck everyone on World Tour, and a lot of people were manipulated through him. This was cakewalk.

"Guys," he says, but is interrupted by Regulus.

"The point, Scarface, isn't about how your preferences are. It's about how you need to focus on the million dollars. And if your head is not in it," Regulus breathes, directly in Scarface's…face, "You'll wish you never applied for this show."

Confessional

Regulus: Yes, I shall manipulate, scheme, threaten, anything I need to do to win this game. I will not let my next project go down in flames. But I need to have a change in venue to really win this game.

Scarface: I'm afraid. When Regulus does his 'one last chance' speech, you know it's over for you. Regardless if you do anything wrong again. It just matters what.

Once all teams were assembled, Chris was going around saying how this challenge was "a scavenger hunt" guaranteed to hurt everyone.

Problem was, someone did try to hurt everyone. And they would have, if the dynamite planted in everyone's cabins and the mess hall were any worse. And if someone wasn't too cocky about planting them.

It was mass panic. Everyone screamed, tried to run away, and ended up piling on one another.

"Guys! GUYS!" Chris yelled, trying to get attention. "Someone did this! And when I find out, they're out of the game! It's too early to blow up anything important!"

"Oh, crap! My laser collection!" Regulus yelled, remembering something and running off towards his cabin.

"Well?" Chris yelled—just as a dud dynamite stick landed into his hand. He and Chef looked at the stick's writing:

Property of Scarface—No Reward

They immediately looked at Scarface, who was busy picking his teeth for some reason. Next, Scarface was knocked out, Chef having dive-bombed on him.

"Take him to the Dock of Shame, Chef," Chris commanded. "I need to make a phone call."

Confessional

Bling-Bling: Did not expect Scarface to do this. He's apparently a wuss at heart.

Alejandro: Quite a surprise.

Regulus: Total shocker.

Ice King: Something's odd here…How come Scarface didn't mention this to me?

Soon Chris closed his cell phone. "I just spoke to the network. They apparently knew this was going to happen, so they had a backup plan. It's back on land, leading us to our new challenge.

"Each team receives a motorboat to cross the ocean back to Canada. Whoever makes it first gets the reward. But hold on—We're doing a gamble. Each team must nominate a camper to gamble. First place gets Invincibility, last place loses their player. No voting this time. Go decide."

Team Braves: Finn

Team Damsels: Heather

That left Team Sinister. "I think we should nominate," Alejandro started, but was shortly interrupted.

"You, Al." Regulus countered. "Me and Bling-Bling are geniuses, Ice King can shoot ice. What do you have?" Nothing. You aren't that much of an asset, but not a liability, either. We can afford to lose you."

Team Sinister: Alejandro.

Soon Chris came back. "This is kind of a short episode, but we'll return to it soon. In the meantime, get into the show. Because we'll soon be back with TOTAL…DRAMA…SPINOFF!"