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Annabeth's POV

Hi! Its me Annabeth and I'm making out with… wait for it… wait for it…LUKE!

I love the guy. He's been my crush since I was seven. What a guy! He's hot all over and hot even when the seasons change. Hee hee. Didn't get it? Forget it. Percy's so dumb he'll forgive me no matter how many times I cheat. But that's why I love my Seaweed Brain. So clueless and obtuse. So here I am sucking on Luke's collarbone.

"Enough!" he said irately. "Can't you do any other things? Didn't Percy teach you any tricks worthwhile? Oh yeah he's Percy he can't screw with a girl if his pathetic existence depended on it."

I frowned at him. "Hey! Don't say that about Percy! I love him."

"Then why are you making out with me", he asked grinning.

"Uh, because…" I started embarrassed.

"Yes?" he said patiently.

"Well", I blushed. "I haven't seen something yet."

"What?" he asked curiously.

"Well", I said and drew closer. "The thing in your pants."

He sighed. "Come on Annabeth. You have to learn to be more explicit. What the fuck did Percy teach you! Do you know anything!"

I sobbed. I didn't like it when Luke yelled at me. He cradled my head then. "Aw, its okay dear, its not your fault."

"Bah, I wasn't really crying you idiot", I said. "Now tell me, how long?"

Luke thought for a moment. "10 inches."

"Bah, you're lying", I said unimpressed.

"Fine you're right", he sighed. "Couldn't cross 5, I'm such an idiot, after all I did for Kronos I should've at least asked for a raise (get it? Raise. Ha ha)."

"That's all right, I'll manage", I said eyeing his pants.

Just then Percy entered the room.

"Percy!", I shrieked. "Why do you always have to come at the wrong time?"

"Coz you're nice and sexy at the wrong time, Wise Girl", he said with a lustful smile.

He then turned back. "Come on in Nico, let's teach Luke who's boss."

Nico stepped in. His hair was messy and his lips were wet but his nose was bloody. It was as if he was having a make out session while someone was beating him up. Bah, I never thought he was hot anyway.

"No, you can't harm Luke", I said firmly.

Luke smiled triumphantly then turned to Percy. "See? Your chick has fallen for me and there's nothing you can…"

"Wait, let me finish you jerk", I said and smacked Luke on his chest.

I turned to Percy and Nico. "What I was saying was that you can't harm Luke until I get what I want. After I get to have whatever's in his pants you can beat the bowels out of him I don't care. But we have to make this deal first. Consider it as barter."

"No!" cried Luke. "I don't want it to be detached!"

Percy and Nico looked at each other and shrugged. "Okay."

Percy stepped forward and shook hands with me. "You're quite a businesswoman Miss Chase."

"Don't patronize me", I told him. "It won't score any points with me in bed."

His face fell. "Ok… what will score then?"

I wagged a disapproving finger. "Teachers aren't supposed to reveal the answers before the test. That would be cheating."

Nico turned to Percy with a bored expression on his face. "Hey Perce, I'm getting bored are we gonna beat up Luke or should I make out with Annabeth."

That flared my temper. "Let's beat him up Seaweed Brain!"

Percy leapt on top of Nico. "I'll teach to make out with Annabeth you turd."

Together me and Percy knocked the stuffing out of Nico. After he was whimpering on the floor I lifted him up and kissed him on the lips.

Percy blinked several times. "But…but…"

I shrugged. "I wanted to see how it feels."

Nico slumped to the floor and groaned. "At least I died after a kiss from the lady fair. My life is not lost in shambles."

Luke got up and started beating up Percy. Now's my chance. I removed Luke's belt from his pants. "Hey I'm trying to fight over here, stop stripping me", he protested.

Luke socked Percy's ears and muttered, "I'm gonna give Annabeth the time of her fucking life so get out of my way loser."

"Yeah right, yours is only 5 inches!" screamed Percy.

Luke turned red. "How do you know that?"

"Hah! Everyone knows. Hermes told us at your funeral!"

Luke looked flustered. "Why would he reveal my dick size?"

Percy looked triumphant. "Because he wanted to make sure that any girl who had a crush on you wouldn't be too sad that you died! Hahaha!"

Luke looked he was going to cry. "I can't believe this. No!"

"Shut up both of you", I interjected. "Instead of debating over can I just see it once, just once please to confirm its only 5. I mean it could be 5.1 or 5.2 or if you're really hopeless 4.7 but I really should get a look. Its only for statistical purposes nothing else I assure you." I tried to look convincing.

Luke and Percy gave me a look and started laughing. "Haha! Nice one Annabeth. You're just trying to cover up your horniness."

I turned red. "No I'm not!"

Luke and Percy laughed even more. "Hornybeth! Hornybeth", they chanted.

I put my Yankees cap on and took my club and beat the shit out of them.

"No!" said Percy. "Please Annabeth, at least beat me up without being invisible, you're really hot then."

I bashed his face with my club and he fell down unconscious.

"Hornybeth", Luke muttered trying to suppress a smile. He got it on his head too though. I took off my cap and surveyed the unconscious boys before me. Slowly I undid Luke's pants. "4.5! Hermes was being pretty generous!"