SORRY! I know that i said this would be up weeks ago but i got really busy. Please take in mind that I'm in my last year of highschool, so im extremely busy with homework and other school related things, plus work...anyway, hope you like the chapter.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY NARUTO CHARACTERS. If i did, Naruto and Sasuke would be in a relationship and sakura would have given up being a ninja

Henge is Troublesome

2

That very night, an extremely annoyed Naruto barged into the Hokage's office, kicking down the door as she did so.

"How the hell can you put me on the same team as Uchiha and Haruno!" she shouted at him, "one is bad enough, but you put me with both of them!" While she screamed at the old man her henge slowly began to drop to reveal her true form. Her short spiky hair grew along her back, her thin lips became full and glossy, and her height decreased by at least an inch (something she hated seeing as her boy form was already considered short). Her well toned chest disappeared to reveal Naruto's small breasts, her rough skin turned smooth and her pudgy stomach disappeared completely. If anyone would have seen her now they would never believe that the girl standing in front of them was the village demon.

"Iruka already explained this to you. You were the last in the class and Uchiha was the first, therefore you're put together to even out the team," Sarutobi explained to the small girl standing in front of him.

"Okay, I can understand that, but why the hell did you put me with Haruno too!"

"I figured you would want to be with you 'crush'," Sarutobi grinned in a very un-Hokage manner. Naruto glared at the village leader and began to crack her knuckles as if threatening him.

"Old Man!" she screamed.

"I was only kidding Naruto," Sarutobi chuckled, "Haruno had the best test scores in the academy, better even than Uchiha. It is only natural that those two be placed together with you." A look of sadness washed over the blonde's face.

"You know it isn't my fault I'm dead last, old man," she whispered. Sarutobi frowned slightly at her statement. Indeed, it wasn't her fault, for years the teachers at the academy continuously sabotaged Naruto when it came to learning. Her kunia were dulled so that they wouldn't stick to the target, her tests were marked wrong even when her answers were right, and when she raised her hand to ask a question she was thoroughly ignored. It was only this year, when she got Iruka as a teacher, that her grades began to improve, but she was already to behind to raise her class ranking.

"I know, Naruto, but that doesn't change the team assignments," Sarutobi told her, a comforting smile on his face.

"If they're going to be my teammates then I'm definitely not telling them that I'm a girl," she told him, her arms crossing and her face adopting a stubborn look. Sarutobi thought she looked adorable but he wasn't about to tell her this, he still had a bruise from when he last uttered that word.

I believe that's for the best. I think you three should bond more, and then you could tell them," he agreed. Sarutobi then looked as if he suddenly remembered something before he chuckled, "Speaking of Sasuke, how was your first kiss?" he asked. Naruto's eyes got wide and her face turned bright pink as she blushed. She wasn't about to tell him that she actually sort of liked the kiss. She still wasn't sure if it was the actually kiss or who she kissed that was making her react in such a way.

"None or your business, old man," she huffed. Sarutobi was about to say something but was interrupted when a quiet knock sounded at the door.

"Come in!" Sarutobi called.

"Hokage-sama," Naruto recognized the voice and she turned to see her sensei walking into the room.

"Ah! Kakashi, right on time," Sarutobi said, even thought Kakashi was actually an hour and a half late. Kakashi, however, wasn't listening. His eyes - or rather eye - was glued onto Naruto, running up and down her body as if he was engraving her into his mind. Sarutobi could already tell this was annoying Naruto, and it was even a minute later when a deafening slap was heard throughout the room.

"PERVERT!" Naruto screamed, her hand still raised in a slapping position. Kakashi turned his head turned his head towards the Hokage, who couldn't help but chuckle when he saw the red mark decorating the side of Kakashi's face.

"Y-You wanted to see me." Kakashi stuttered, his eyes glued onto the Hokage this time, not even chancing a glance at the blonde beauty beside him.

"I figured you would want to see Naruto in her true form," Sarutobi smiled, his hand gesturing towards the seething Naruto. Kakashi turned, his one eye wide, as he looked at the blonde once more.

"You're Naruto!" Kakashi's act of indifference dropped as he continued to gape at the young blonde.

"Hi Kakashi-sensei," she said, her voice was smooth and seductive. Vaguely Kakashi realized that she was playing with him but that didn't stop the thoughts that entered his head.

"Oh my Kami," Kakashi muttered. Naruto smirked to herself before turning back to the Hokage.

"I'm gotta go!" Naruto said as she transferred into her male self. Kakashi stared as if he had never seen a henge before.

"See ya old man!" Naruto grinned before running out of the room. Kakashi was speechless. Sarutobi chuckled as he noticed Kakashi's state.

"Shocking isn't it?" Sarutobi asked, "No one would ever expect loud Naruto to actually be a very beautiful young lady." Kakashi could only nod. Finally he was able to shake his thoughts free of Naruto and her henge. After a few more moments Sarutobi and he were able to get down to business.

Training Ground 7, the next day

Naruto, being the last of her team to show up, listened to Sakura scream at her for being late "late", even thought their sensei wasn't even there yet. To the others she looked as if she were pouting at Sakura's words, upset that her crush was upset with her, but on the inside the blonde ninja was thinking up ways to get back at her teammate.

The screaming continued for almost an hour before Sakura finally called her an annoying idiot and went back to asking Sasuke for a date. Thinking no one was watching, Naruto dropped her moronic act for a second to glare angrily at the pink haired girl. Unbeknownst to her, Sasuke was watching her extremely close.

"I'm hungry!" Naruto shouted a half hour later, her stomach echoing her statement.

"Naruto, shut up!" Sakura seethed at her, interrupting her daydreaming of being Mrs. Uchiha Sasuke. "Kami, you're so annoying," she muttered before diving head first back into her fantasy.

"You're WAY more annoying!" Naruto thought, keeping at stupid grin on his face. Without anyone knowing, Sasuke had thought almost the exact thing as Naruto.

Almost two hours later Kakashi lazily walked into the training grounds, smirking slightly when he realized his team had fallen asleep. He was about to wake them up by using a water jutsu when Naruto's blue eyes snapped open and she glared at her white haired teacher.

"You're late," she mumbled. Suddenly her frown grew to an evil grin as she got to her feet. Walking over to Sasuke's sleeping form, she raised her foot and swung it quickly in Sasuke's direction, aiming for his gut. Unluckily for Naruto, Sasuke chose that moment to wake up and he caught her foot right as it was about to hit him.

"Only in your dreams, dobe," Sasuke murmured as he released her foot. Naruto glared only for a moment before her blue eyes set their sights on their sleeping teammate. She tiptoed over, grinning and giggling as she did so.

"SAKURA-CHAN! WAKE UP!" she screamed loudly, her hands cupped around her mouth to amplify the volume. As soon as Naruto's voice left her lips Sakura's body jolted and she sat straight up looking around for the said noise. Her green eyes were opened wide and it almost looked as if she was about to have a heart attack. Naruto couldn't help it; she fell to the ground for she was laughing so hard.

"Now," Kakashi chuckles, "since you are all up I will go on to explaining the rules. You all have until noon to capture these bells," he jingled the bells for them to see, "if you don't get a bell you will fail and go back to the academy."

"But sensei," Sakura said, having recovered from her 'heart attack', "There are only two bells."

Kakashi smiled, "Yes, that's because only two of you will be passing, while one will go back to the academy.

"You can't do that!" Naruto yelled.

"Of course I can, I'm your sensei and I choose whether or not your ready to be ninja," Kakashi smiled at him before turning back to the others. "You have until noon," he informed them once again, "begin." Sasuke and Sakura didn't wait a moment before disappearing into the trees that surrounded the training area. Kakashi watched them go before turning back to Naruto, who hadn't moved a single inch from where she first stood.

"I believe this is you're time to hide," Kakashi told the blonde ninja. Naruto took out a kunia, as if challenging him to combat.

"Well aren't you a strange one," Kakashi muttered.

"Well aren't you a perverted one," Naruto retorted. Kakashi blushed, remembering back to the day before. He didn't realize that Naruto had noticed his eyes studying.

From their hiding places, Sasuke and Sakura both wore a look of confusion . Why was their sensei perverted?

"Alright," Kakashi sighed. Naruto became defensive as she watched Kakashi reach into his pouch. She thought for sure that it would be a kunia but she was wrong. Kakashi had merely pulled out an orange book.

"This isn't play time, put the damn book away!" She shouted at him. Kakashi's only response was to flip a page of his book. Naruto glared daggers at him before screaming in rage and attacking him. To her surprise, when she went to punch him, Kakashi blocked her fist, never once looking away from his book. However, it was Kakashi's turn to be surprised when he went to attack her and she had disappeared a cloud of smoke.

"Haha, you won't get me that easily!" Naruto said right before attack Kakashi from behind. A shocked expression showed on the man's face before he disappeared in a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared a log stood where Kakashi had once been.

Kakashi watched the angry blonde from a nearby tree, "she's stronger than I thought." He watched for a moment longer before jumping down from the tree and headed towards the blonde. Naruto glared when she saw him, his nose still in his book. He was only a couple feet away when Naruto charged him, a kunia gripped in her hand. Kakashi merely turned a page in his book, disappeared, and reappeared behind her.

"A Thousand Years of Death," Kakashi said as he moved his hand into a certain sign. Naruto didn't even have time to think about the jutsu before something pointy prodded her backside. Her eyes opened wide and her hands went to her butt before she shot up into the air in pain.

From their hiding places, Sasuke and Sakura face faulted. Both could not believe that their Jounin sensei had just poked Naruto in the butt.

"Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!" Naruto repeated in her head. As she came down she landed face first, her hands still covering her injured butt.

"PERVERT!" she screamed at her sensei as she sat up. Kakashi almost took a step back at the killing intent that seeped from Naruto's aura. Naruto glared at the man for only a moment longer before screaming in rage and disappearing into the trees.

Uzumaki Naruto's entire body reeked of one thing: Revenge. Unfortunately for her, what she had in mind would need the help of her two supposed teammates.

As soon as he could no longer sense Naruto, Kakashi set out to find his other two students.

"Now, where can they be?" Kakashi muttered as he started the hunt.

Sasuke watched his sensei with almost perfect concentration. It would have been perfect if his nose wasn't itching to sneeze since he was allergic to the bush he was hiding in. His eyes narrowed as Kakashi got particularly to him before walking away. He suspected that Kakashi was just playing with them, there was no way that genin, like their selves, could hide from a Jounin.

Sasuke's concentration was ruin though when a flash of orange appeared out of no where and knocked the Uchiha to the ground.

"Teme!" Naruto shouted, as if it was Sasuke's fault the two were now in a heap on the floor. The Uchiha's hand automatically moved to cover the dobe's mouth considering the loudness the blonde exerted.

"What the hell do you want?" Sasuke whispered, glancing to see where their sensei was. He heard a muffled voice from his side and turned to see Naruto trying to explain with his hand still over her mouth. Sighing, he removed his hand, and signaled for her to start over.

"I need your help," Naruto told him. Sasuke just continued to at the blonde, his face basically saying how stupid he thought Naruto to be.

"Look, let's work together to get the bells."

"And leave Sakura without one?" Sasuke asked, a bit surprised that the dobe would leave his pink haired crush out of his plan.

"No! All three of us can work together," Naruto insisted, "You two can have the bells, I just want the revenge," Naruto grinned evilly and Sasuke suppressed a shiver.

Sasuke thought for a moment about what Naruto wanted to do. He hated to admit that it would be better that all three of them work together to take the Jounin on. The more he thought of it the closer he got to figuring something out. Of course! Kakashi wants them to work together, he was testing their teamwork. Still, he hated to go along with Naruto's plan. Several moments of thinking later, he sighed.

"Fine."

Far from where Sasuke and Naruto were plotting, Sakura hid in another bush. Her green eyes searched relentlessly for her other teammates, she didn't catch a glimpse of black or yellow. Thinking she was safe, she scurried out of the bush, intent on finding Sasuke. What she found, broke her heart into pieces.

"S-Sasuke." she whispered her eyes opened wide and tears began to run down her now pale cheeks. There Sasuke stood leaning against a tree, looking as if he were an inch from death. Deep cuts and bruises littered his body and his breathing was shallow, almost as if it hurt to breath.

"Sakura." he whispered. His eyes caught hers one last time before slowly closer. Sakura heard his body fall with a thud causing her to gasp in fear.

"Sasuke?" she whispered, tears stinging her eyes as she ran up to the body. She held her breath as she checked his pulse and let out a shrill scream when she realized his pulse wasn't there. She couldn't breath, she could cry, she couldn't see. All she could was faint over his body.

Not even a moment later did Sasuke's body disappear and Kakashi came out of the trees.

"She was easier than I thought she'd be," Kakashi muttered. Taking one last glance at the unconscious girl, he walked away in search of Sasuke and Naruto.

Meanwhile

"What was that?" Naruto whispered, having heard Sakura's scream.

"It sounded like Sakura," Sasuke answered. Naruto twitched when she heard the slight concern in the Uchiha's voice. She could have sworn that she felt something of jealousy, but she shook her head at the thought. Why would she be jealous?

"She's probably okay," Naruto said, wanting to go back to talking about the plan. They still had a few things to go over and it was close to noon.

"Yeah," Sasuke muttered, his head still turned in the direction of Sakura's scream. He looked weirdly at Naruto for a moment, after all the girl was the blonde's crush.

"Why aren't you more worried?" he thought before the two went back to plotting.

Kakashi wondered around the training ground, waiting for Sasuke and Naruto to make themselves known. He was growing rather bored when Sasuke came out of no where and attacked. Kakashi, knowing that the attack was coming, disappeared.

Sasuke looked left, looked right, and looked up but saw no sign of his teacher. With one option left Sasuke's eyes looked down in time for a hand to grab his ankle. In a blur Kakashi was standing above what appeared to be only a glaring head.

"I thought you would have been better than Naruto," Kakashi muttered loud enough as to taunt the defeated Uchiha. Kakashi failed to noticed the small smirk that appeared on Sasuke's lips. As Kakashi stared at the boy's face, Naruto slowly snuck up behind the silver haired man.

Later Naruto wondered how she was able to sneak up on a Jounin. Then she would realize that he most likely allowed her to.

Naruto used any and all strength she had to hit the man, causing him to the ground. Sasuke's head disappeared in a puff of smoke and the real Sasuke walked out the trees and next to Naruto. Before Kakashi could react, Sasuke and Naruto snatched the bells and ran off to find their other teammate.

"They figured it out," Kakashi said as he got up. In the back of his mind he wondered how his fellow teachers would react knowing that he got beat by a couple of genin. Even if he let them win, it was a pride thing.

As he got up and dusted himself off the bell sounded, signaling that it was noon and that the test was over. Walking out of the forest he sighed when he saw Sakura hanging off of Sasuke's arm.

"Congratulations, everyone passes. Everyone except Sakura, you're going back to the Academy," Kakashi announced the team.

"HE CAN'T DO THAT!" Inner-Sakura screamed, her anger scaring Outer-Sakura.

"But Sensei, we got the bells," Sakura said.

"Wrong, Naruto and Sasuke passed because they worked as a team to retrieve the bells. You, Sakura, passed out when you saw a simple illusion."

As Kakashi's words made their way through Naruto's head, her eyes grew wide as she realized the meaning of this test. She sighed before adopting a look of idiocy.

"Don't be sad, Sakura," she said with a grin. "You can have my bell."

"Are you sure Naruto?" Kakashi asked, silently wondering what was going through the blonde's head.

"Yeah, I already failed the exam three times. Why should a forth time effect me?" she said as she placed the bell into Sakura's awaiting hand.

"Thanks to Naruto, you all passed!" Kakashi smiled at the three twelve-year-olds. Confusion appeared on all three faces, although one was fake.

"How?" Sakura asked while Inner-Sakura cheered with delight.

"The test was never about getting the bells, it was about using teamwork to get the bells," Kakashi explained. "There are two sayings I want you to remember: Always look underneath the underneath."

"And the other one?" Naruto asked.

"Those you disobey the rules are trash, but those who betray their comrades are worse than trash." Silence echoed throughout the training ground as Kakashi allowed his students to take in what he had said.

"Meet me here tomorrow at noon, we'll train and then we'll head on a mission." Again silence echoed before a grin spread across Naruto's face.

"WE PASSED!" Naruto's voice sounded throughout the village.

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