Aftermath: On the Road Again

Geoff: Hey, everyone! I'm Geoff!

Bridgette: And I'm Bridgette! We're coming to you live from Total Drama Studios.

Geoff: This is turning out to be a crazy season here, huh? Heck, we're already down to using a new gimmick of an tour bus.

Bridgette: This is an epic season of Total Drama Spinoff. Now, first guest here with us is the first person voted off from Team Braves, Johnny Test!

(Johnny walks out to cheering and waves to the audience.)

Geoff: Now, Johnny, great that you're here.

Johnny: Not really for me. I'd rather go for the cash.

Bridgette: So how'd you feel when you got voted off?

Johnny: Terrible! My own sister betrayed me! Me, her own brother who loves her.

Bridgette: Didn't you leave her under a tree?

Johnny: Shut up.

Geoff: Okay, now we're going to get footage from the guy who's slowly becoming fan favorite for whatever reason, Charles!

(The big screen comes alive, showing Charles inside a bathroom adjusting the camera.)

Charles: Hello world!

Johnny: (Sees screen) Oh, come on! Salt in the wound!

Charles: Thought you got over that.

Johnny: You (Censored) thought that? Holy (Censored)!

Bridgette: Chill, dudes! Charles, how's it coming in there?

Charles: Pretty good. I didn't die yet. That's a plus.

Geoff: Oooooookay. You think you'll win the million?

Charles: Heck yeah! I'm made for it, baby! (Starts thrusting, breaks camera. Screen goes staticky.)

Bridgette: Technical difficulties. Now, here's that traitorous son of a (Censored) who MANIPULATED me in World Tour and left me STUCK TO A POLE-!

Geoff: Alejandro.

(Alejandro walks in to a mix of booing and cheering.)

Bridgette: Give me that bat! I wanna wail on his Latino butt!

Geoff: No, babe! (Struggles with Bridgette for the bat. Geoff wins.) You can hit him afterwords. So, Al...

Alejandro: Never...use...that...again.

Geoff: Sorry, dude. Forgot you don't like that name. So, Regulus seems to be a fierce player, huh?

Alejandro: A player for my heart.

Bridgette: If you have a heart.

Geoff: Okay, this is going nowhere. Here's footage of Team Damsels player, Princess Bubblegum!

(Screen turns on to reveal Princess Bubblegum.)

PB: Hey, everyone!

Bridgette: Since Charles broke the camera, we didn't hear much. What's going to happen?

PB: We're going around America, based on everyone's preferences. We'll start out at the Appalachian Mountains, then work our way around places voted on by everyone. (Pause.) Hey, those were my first real lines since the story started.

Geoff: What?

PB: (Quickly, nervously.) Nothing, nothing. So, we've got a busy schedule and-

Regulus: (Rushing into shot with paper in his hand.) I got it! I got it!

Chris: (Rushing into shot, attempts to grab paper.) Give it back, dude!

Bridgette: What the heck?

Regulus: I got the cheat sheet for the locations!

Chris: You'd better not say them.

Regulus: You want people to hear your middle name?

Chris: (Quiet, scared.) I'll be good.

Regulus: I will only say three. Las Vegas, Indianapolis, San Francisco. This is only a taster, though! Regulus, out!

PB: Wait! It's my sho- (Camera turns off.)

Bridgette: Oookay. Well, you heard it here! An American tour, voted on by the fans! So how bad will Regulus be? Who will make it to the top two? We're going to find out shortly! I'm Bridgette...

Geoff: And I'm Geoff! Signing off!

You heard them! You vote for the place! You can still vote for the person in elimination! I'll post a poll on my proflie for the people, which you can vote for! And make sure you still review!