Owning Yugioh? That's a laughable thought! Maybe in a world where we walk on the ceiling and eat wood!
"Joey!" Yugi laughed. "What exactly were you trying to do?"
The kitchen of the Mutou home was covered in a white powder that a quick taste revealed to be powered sugar. There was a light-brown...square-thing on the counter, also covered in sugar, and sitting on the counter between it and the sink was Joey. He had been trying to wash the sugar out of his hair before his diminutive boyfriend had come in and burst out laughing.
"I was trying to..." He waved a hand over the square-thing. "Get this done!"
Yugi's laughter stopped and he walked closer. "What is that thing?"
"You can't tell?" Joey asked.
"It's covered under a pile of powdered sugar, Joey!" Yugi exclaimed.
"Eh, it went flying everywhere. Who knew it would go airborne the second I dumped it into the mixer?"
"Umm...Everyone from here to England!" Yugi started laughing again.
"Ha ha," Joey said sarcastically, "Very funny. It's a gingerbread house!" He started to wipe the sugar off it.
"Note how carefully the archeologist removes the sand from the ancient dwelling," Yugi commented, still laughing.
Joey quickly tired of how little he could get off at a time. "Aw, forget this!" He jumped off the counter and ran out of the room.
"Joey!" Yugi called. When he didn't respond, Yugi sighed.
"Here it is!" He heard Joey shout from what sounded like upstairs. A moment later saw Joey running into the room with a hairdryer. Swiftly plugging it in, he screamed, "Eat my wind, house!" He turned on the hairdryer, which sent the sugar flying off of the house.
And onto Yugi.
"JOEY!"
"Sorry, Yug'!" But he couldn't hold in the laughter at seeing his boyfriend coated in powdered sugar. Yugi stood there, miffed, for a minute longer before laughing as well.
When Yugi's Grandpa came in ten minutes later from his shopping trip, he saw two boys covered head-to-toe in white, along with the entire room, and laughing like they'd just been told the funniest joke in the world. He shrugged and decided that when they stopped laughing, he'd tell them to clean the kitchen until it sparkled. Then he'd see who'd get the last laugh.
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