Disclaimer: I do NOT own Sailor Moon and its characters. I only own this fanfic and the plot.

Warning: I told you at the summary and I'm saying it again - "Total Random Rants ahead!"

*lights back on*

FRH: Emergency guys!

Everyone: What?

Minako: Aww, and it was just getting good!

Rei: *blushes*

Haruka: What's the big commotion? And why are back to "FRH?"

FRH: It appears that someone already took the nickname "Double A." Rei's idea was good, but…

Rei: Oh. Damn.

Minako: Pyro, language.

Rei: Sorry. *shrugs*

FRH: Damn, I liked Double A. Come on, Rei! Use that brain of yours!

Rei: Hey, it's your nickname! You use your brain!

FRH: *groan*

Minako: How about "Da Pyro?"

Everyone except Minako: What?

FRH: You two have the knack to make everyone say "what."

Minako: "Da" or "D. A." stands for the nickname my Pyro made, and Pyro since Rei was FRH's originally first favorite character… what?

FRH: Congratulations, Rei. You just made your girlfriend smarter.

Rei: And fine work I did. *smiles at Minako*

Minako: Don't be too proud of yourself. *smiles back*

Rei: Oh, but I am. *brings Minako closer*

Minako: Hmm, then I guess I have no choice but to punish you.

Rei: Mm-hmm?

Minako: *smiles coyly* Interested?

*Rei shushes Minako with a kiss*

Rei: (whispers) Very.

Minako: Good, cuz I am too. *leans closer*

Haruka: *whistles* Got the fire working, Mars?

Rei: *blushes and frowns* Shut up, Uranus.

Michiru: *chuckles* Stop teasing them, Ruka.

Minako: Dap! Turn the lights off, please!

Everyone except Minako: Dap?

Minako: *sighs* "Da Pyro" can be shortened to Dap! Besides, I only say Pyro to my Reiko.

Rei: I can't believe you just said both of my nicknames in one sentence.

Minako: *smiles* I'm a genius, aren't I?

Rei: *smiles and kisses Minako on the cheek* You wish.

FRH: So sorry, Minako. As much as I would love to leave you two as you wish, I can't because this rant is too short to be a chapter.

Minako: *groans* How much longer does it have to be?

FRH: At least two pages more. The previous rant was three pages long, and this rant we're having right now is still on its first page.

Minako: *groans* That's too long. Rei and I should continue this when we have the mood. Especially Rei!

Rei: *scowls* What do you mean, especially me?

Minako: *ignores Rei* Can't you excuse us?

FRH: *sigh* Nope, these rants were made to be filled with you and Rei's fluff. Where would the fluff be if the significant characters aren't present?

Rei: For once, I'm not happy that you're writing stuff focused on us. *sits down on the couch*

Minako: *follows Rei suit* Me, neither. Did we go onto the next page?

FRH: Nope.

Minako: Humph. But does it matter? When you update it on , the pages don't show anyway.

FRH: True, but the readers will expect to see as much as the previous one. I'm just trying to be a nice author and live up to that expectation.

Rei: The best way to live up to that expectation would be working on your cliffhangers.

FRH: *groan* At least those were not left "cliffhanging" for a year, yet.

Rei: They aren't, (emphasizes) yet.

FRH: *sigh* I'll work on them as soon as the October SAT and the early applications are done.

Rei: Agreed.

Minako: Looks like someone wants some filming done.

Rei: *blushes* Just helping out someone from turning into a lazy Usagi.

Usagi: (shouts) I heard that!

Rei: *blinks* Didn't she just leave here?

Everyone else: *nods*

Haruka: She did say she was going out to see Mamoru.

Usagi: I got lost and decided to come back. *crosses arms* Is that a problem?

FRH: Yes, noise augmented.

Usagi: *wails* You always pick on me.

FRH: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll leave you guys alone for a sec. I'm going to check if "Da Pyro" is taken or not. *stands up from seat*

Ami: What if it is?

FRH: More time to think on new nicknames. *sigh*

Makoto: How about changing its base to Ami and me?

Rei: Hey, back off!

Makoto: Whoa, a possessive Rei off the leash! *makes a defensive stance* Minako, help!

Minako: Slow down, tiger. You're being possessive of FRH? My, I'm jealous.

Rei: *blushes*

FRH: And I'm honored. *chuckles* Don't worry Rei, when I declare that I'm a fan of something or someone, I stick to it. You know me and my fanatic side of the WonderGirls, right?

Everyone else: *nods*

Rei: Too well.

FRH: Well, with that said, I really need to check on that new nickname. *leaves the scene*

Rei: Well, *looks at everyone else* what do we do now?

Usagi: Ooh! I know! Let's bake cookies and eat them! *drools*

Ami: Or, we could make nicknames for each other. It may take her a while for FRH to check the nickname and she did say we still have a lot to film.

Minako: That's great idea, Ami!

Rei: Great, but leave me out for giving one. I already have two anyways.

Minako: Aww, but Rei! Those are universal ones! And not just for FRH!

Rei: But-

Minako: I want to make a third one. *makes puppy eyes* Pwease?

Rei: But, I, *looks at others for help*

*Everyone else looks away, sighs, or laughs nervously*

*Rei looks back at Mina's puppy eyes*

Rei: *sigh* Oh, alright. I guess one more wouldn't hurt.

Minako: Yay! *hugs Rei* Love you, Flamo!

Rei: F-Flamo? What the hell is that?

Minako: "Flamo" is the mix of "flames" and an "o."

Rei: *eyes Minako for a moment* You already planned it, didn't you?

Minako: *giggle* Guilty!

Rei: *sigh* I give up on even stopping you from calling me so.

Minako: *giggle* Alright! *makes a V-victory sign* Victory!

Rei: Now let's talk about your nickname.

Minako: (innocently) Me?

Rei: Yes, you. How about-?

FRH: Damn it! "Da Pyro" is taken, too! *enters scene*

Minako: Aww, are we that unoriginal?

Rei: (silently) Damn it!

Usagi: We were just having fun making our own nicknames. *frown*

FRH: Sorry 'bout that. I'll make it up to you guys by making a separate film just on your nicknames.

Usagi: Okay! Sounds good, right?

Everyone except Rei: *nods*

Usagi: Rei?

*Rei looks up with an annoyed face*

Usagi: Sounds good, riiight?

Rei: *looks at Minako, askance* *sigh* Yeah, it does.

Usagi: Great! So the nickname for FRH… Hmm… *makes a thinking pose*

Ami: FRH, how did you type the new nickname?

FRH: Huh? Oh, I typed "Da Pyro." Why?

Ami: Well, Mina said "Da" stands for the nickname Rei made previously. So I thought, maybe you should capitalize both letters?

Rei: Would that make a difference?

Ami: I'm not really sure, but…

FRH: It's worth a try. Let's see. *brings out laptop and types* Nah, that's taken, too.

Haruka: I liked Makoto's earlier suggestion. Why don't you mix that one and Rei's one?

FRH: Hmm.. So "Da Passionate Love?"

Michiru: Sounds nice.

FRH: Nice, but something is just not right. I can't say what, but there is something.

Usagi: Oh, picky, picky.

FRH: Shut up Usagi.

Usagi: Hmph.

FRH: How about I use "Da Pyro's Love?" And use "Dapl" as a shortened nick?

Makoto: It's the same initials with the previous one, but I like it.

Ami: It does focus more on Rei and Mina than the other one.

Haruka: Michi and I are fine with anything.

FRH: Rei? Minako? You know, you two's opinions are the most important.

Rei: Well, I'm fine with it as long as Minako is.

*Everyone looks at Minako*

Minako: I like it, but…

Rei: But?

Minako: But what if people think of Usagi when they see it?

Usagi: Me? Why me?

Minako: You know a lot of people pair you and Rei… and…

*Rei brings Minako in her embrace and Minako returns the hug*

FRH: Tsk. Screw anyone who thinks so. Besides, my profile picture so overtly shows that I love you guys and not Rei and Usagi. *types "Da Pyro's Love"* Yes! It works! Finally!

Minako: Congrats. So now can we please get some private time?

FRH: Absolutely! *checks camera* Yep! The film's length is appropriate, too. Everyone go to your rooms! *leaves the scene*

*Everyone except Rei and Mina leave the scene*

Minako: Phew. Now that everyone's gone, *pulls Rei closer* ready to pick up from where we last were?

Rei: *smirks* You have no idea. *leans in for a kiss*

*Rei and Mina walk toward their bedroom*

*still kissing*

*lights out*

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Many thanks to jedicaro, DarthRockGod, Khmyh for reading the first rant!