A/N 1: I don't own anything of Harry Potter's world. I just play with it for my personal satisfaction.

A/N 2: I'm sorry for the delay. I had difficulties to write this chapter. I would like to thanks all the reviewers and all the readers.

Chapter 5

{bla bla bla} = Voldemort inputs

[bla bla bla] = Harry inputs

Moldy,

I knew you were insane but to that point! I thought you were an old pervert, you know, getting fixated on a young and handsome man (me if you are wondering). But you thinking of me and Nagini in a sexual manner is worse than sick. I'm scarred for life because of you! Yuck!

I'm so upset, that I won't answer your last question.

Say, hi to mommy. (Insert here: sneering)

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Hey Moldy,

Where are you? Why aren't you threatening me? Don't you want to know what happened during the reading?

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VOLDY,

WHERE ARE YOU?

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STOP WRITING IN CAPITALS, YOU ARE BLINDING ME!

I'm sorry for upsetting you. I won't do it again.

See Nagini I apologized. So now, STOP THREATENING ME!

This snake is mental. Furthermore, she has a mean temper! She hunted me through all the manor for upsetting you (Stupid Nagini!).

Now that you are in a better mood, are you going to answer my question about Nagini and you? And what happened during the reading? Last question and not the least, where are you right now? Nagini didn't want to tell me.

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Voldy,

For your last question is simple. I'm in house under the Fidelius Charm. I'm not in my relatives tender care anymore.

Then, for your question about Nagini and me, it's quite simple. There are 3 points:

Firstly, if you forgot, I'm an orphan. You killed my parents, so I haven't got a mum.

Secondly, Nagini has maternal instincts highly developed.

And thirdly, I'm an animagus and my animal form is a venomous snake.

With the three combined, you get Nagini mothering her young snakeling. It seems my magic smells of snake... like yours.

So, if I'm a snake animagus, so are you. What kind of snake are you transforming in? If you want to know, I'm a Notechis Scutatus, or more commonly known as an Eastern Tiger Snake. A highly venomous snake. (Insert here: sigh)

The reading was quite enjoyable.

Once emancipated, I went to the room where the reading was happening. You know the thickness of the doors in Gringott, well I heard shouts through the room's door. I waited for them to stop and then I went in.

They were all surprised to see me. A few were happy to see me but the majority where shocked, and Dumbledore was EXTREMALLY shocked.

And the fun began.

I'm adding the written version of my memory. You can thank mother for that. (Insert here: evil grin). You can interrupt every time you want.

On one side of the room, protected by magical shields, the Malfoy family (Lucius, Narcissa and Draco) as snobbish as usual and Bellatrix Lestrange, magically restrained and gagged.

On the other side of the room were, Dumbledore, the Weasley Family (Arthur, Molly, Fred and George, Ron and Ginny), Hermione, Hagrid, Remus, Nymphadora and Andromeda Tonks.

Dumbledore, Arthur, Molly, Ron, Ginny and Hermione were wearing some uncomfortable clothes made in hessian.

As Dumbledore managed to pick is jaw from the floor, he approached me, anger and hatred in his eyes. As he went to grab my arm, a shield appeared from nowhere to protect me from the rest of the room.

People were looking between the shield, Dumbledore and me. A shield appears in Gringott only in the presence of strong negative emotions.

{Brat:1; Old Goat:0}

[What are you doing?]

{I'm counting the points.}

"As everyone is here we can start", said the goblin.

"I object the presence of Mister Potter here", Dumbledore spat through clenched teeth.

"Sit down Lord Potter"said the goblin, ignoring completely the headmaster. "We were waiting for you to begin."

"As usual Potter, you think that everybody must wait your every whim. So pathetic!", Malfoy junior said.

"I REFUSE THE PRESENCE OF MISTER POTTER AT THIS READING", spat Dumbledore with anger, jumping on his feet.

{So typical of him}

The goblin turned slowly in direction of Dumbledore. "First of all, it's Lord Potter for you. Secondly, your rights as magical guardian have been revoked. And finally. SIT. DOWN. Before I ask for your eviction of the bank."

Dumbledore sat down with staring wide-eyes and a hanging mouth. It was so funny to watch.

{Insert here: snigger. Brat: 2; Old Goat:0}

"As I was saying before I was interrupted", said the goblin, "we are all reunited here for the reading of Lord Sirius Black."

At those words, an hologram of my godfather appeared. And said:

"If you are hearing this, it's because I'm dead and because Dumbledore imperiused me to modify my will."

At this everyone gasped: "WHAT?". {WHAT?}

Sorry for you old goat, even if I was a black sheep in my family, I knew a few dark spells to prevent your manipulations. Well here we go with the presents."

{Brat's team: 3 ; Old Goat's team: 0}

"For Bella, you old crazy bitch, 1 knut for your effort in the war and for whoring you to Dumbledore. You thought I didn't know?"

Everyone gasps at this. Dumbledore and Bella were bewildered by that announcement.

{THAT BITCH! I'm going to kill her once I put my hand on her. By the way Nagini, where is she?}

[Wait and see! Potter's team: 4; Old Goat's team: 0]

"Lucius, I give you all the proofs necessary to incriminate Bella. Well, first, I'll give you one and after the goblin made sure that you tortured her thoroughly, you will receive the others."

{I want the proofs! And if Lucius tortures her, what I'm going to do to take my revenge?

I WANT TO TORTURE BELLA!}

[Hush with you.]

"Cissa, I'll give you a manor in France. If you want to escape your husband and the crazy man he serves, the house is unplottable. And I give your stupid brat the same as is aunt, 1 sickle. It's how much I value is intellect."

[Insert here: a snort.]

{Sure, Lucius' son is not the brightest bulb of the pack, but at least he didn't STEAL MY REVENGE! I WANT TO TORTURE BELLA!}

[I can't believe it. The mighty, super powerful, all-knowing Dark Lord Voldemort is throwing a TANTRUM. Did you finally loose all your marbles?

Go drink a camomile tea. It's supposed to be good for the nerves.

I will write you the rest of the reading, once mum is satisfied with your state of mind.]