A/N 1: I don't own anything of Harry Potter's world. I just play with it for my personal satisfaction.

A/N 2: I'm sorry for the delay, but my muse took a vacation. She came back only recently. I hope you enjoy this chapter.

Chapter 6

{Bla bla bla} = Voldemort inputs

[Bla bla bla] = Harry inputs

Brat,

I'm back. I've calmed a bit. Well that and Lucius handed me Bella. (Insert here: Insane laugh!) I'm more relaxed now, even if I'm a little bloodied. And I've all the material evidences, as your godfather promised. It was quite entertaining. Your dogfather, gave Lucius a few interesting items.

Did you know that our dear Bella wrote a diary when she was younger? Yes our dear Bella was writing a diary. (Insert here: evil chuckles... {Hey! Dark lords don't chuckle!})

[Bella and a diary? I can't believe it! What did she wrote in it? Let me guess: "How to torture your kitten in ten lessons"]

You are not far, Imp. Let me explain.

When they were younger, your mutt and Bella couldn't stand each other. [(Insert here: snort.) That didn't change a lot since then.].

Shut up Prat I'm talking!

In his first years of Hogwarts, when your godfather was still living with his parents, he was invited with his family in Bella's house. Bored as hell, he decided to explore the house and tried to find blackmailing material against her. So he went in Bella's room and after raiding it he stumbled on her diary.

Well the diary was recollections of the insane pranks (or more torture session) she played on all the people she considered as undeserving of the attention of her lover. She didn't name her lover in the diary. But she said it was a very powerful Hogwarts professor.

Want to bet who it was?

[Let me guess. Hmm, I bet that the professor was the Marvelous and Wonderful F***g Goat!]

Exactly! And our winner receive the right to crucio our dear Bella for one round!

[I won! I won!... Oops! Sorry, I digressed. You were saying?]

Your godfather also included in the proofs a few memories of his. One of them was him wandering in the school at night under your father's invisibly cloak. He stumbled on our dear Bellatrix and Dumbledore making out. They were heading to the headmaster's apartment.

[Yuck. The idea only is disgusting.]

Wait there is more.

Another memory was your godfather talking with Dumbledore of his relations with Bella. Dumbledore tried to explained that he was mistaken. And then he told him that he was doing that for the greater good and for having a spy in Voldemort's rank. And naively your godfather believed him. A few months later, Sirius was thrown in Azkaban without a trial. And Bella was there a few days later.

[(Insert here: angry growl.) I knew it! I knew this fleas ridden goat was involved. As chief of the Wizengamot, he could have asked for a trial! I HATE HIM!]

Calm down. I haven't finished yet.

Finally, there was a letter from Bella to Dumbledore. The letter is after my little raid on Azkaban. Sirius was already suspicious about Dumbledore. He asked his house-elf Kreacher to find a few incriminating things on Dumbledore. That little filthy house-elf came back with a letter in which Bella talked about former plans and their relationship. You can believe me, the last part was quite disgusting to read. (insert here: shudder). I'm scarred for life.

[That's really disturbing. I think, I'm going to be sick]

Believe me a good torture session there's nothing better to improve your spirit and to relax you. I could even lend you Bella if you wanted to try.

[You know, you are truly insane! But thank you for asking. And could you crucio her a few times for me?]

Well, that could be done. But you didn't finish your story about the bank.

[And you didn't answered what type of snake you are in your animagus form.]

I know! And Nagini is getting on my nerves because I didn't tell you. Furthermore, she didn't give me an explanation on the why I should tell you. She's SO FRUSTRATING when she's like that!

Come here Nagini!

So, Imp. Here the big revelation. My animagus form is a black mamba.

[Of course, you have to be a big bad poisonous snake!]

Hey! What did you expect? Don't answer that!

Now Nagini, are you happy? And why are you smiling? Stop smiling right now, you are scaring me!

Hey Shrimp, do you want to see Nagini? It has been a long time since you saw her.

[Don't mock my size you sicko! And of course I want to see Mum. But I would like to remind your insane brain, that you don't know my location so you can't do any portkey.]

Sure pea-brain, I don't know your location but Nagini does. And stop calling her Mum! (Insert here: Oomph!) Stop biting me stupid snake!

So, as I was saying, before the interruption, Nagini knows where you are. As she's a magical familiar, I only need to blend our two magics in a portkey while she is thinking on where you live. And the most terrific in all that is that if she wants she can be the only user.

[I didn't know that it could even be possible to do that.]

The commoners can't do that. But I'm not the most terrific and exceptional Dark Lord of the all times for nothing!

[Earth to moon, Earth to moon! Do you copy? Get your inflated head down here. So if she wants, you can't find me? That's SO COOL!]

Shit! I knew I was forgetting something!

[Well, too bad for you. When are you sending Mum?]

Wait a minute... Right now.

[OK, she's hereeeeeeeeee.]

Shrimp? SHRIMP! WHAT'S GOING ON?

[Sorry. Mum was mothering and smothering me. You know how she can be.]

Better you than me. Why do you think I did send her to you?

Did she told you why I had to inform you of my animagus form?

[Surely something about politeness. Wait I'm asking... She doesn't want to tell. She's mumbling something about a link. Did you know she's quite scary when she's smiling? Do you think we can send her to Dumbledore? With her smile, maybe she can give him a heart attack!]

No. It's too simple for is demise. I'm envisaging something more flamboyant for him. So what did happen at the bank?

[Well, after the last declaration about Draco, Sirius reinstated Nymphadora and Andromeda Tonks on the Black's tapestry. But there was a condition.]

Here, restart the written memory of the reading.

A/N 3: Next time, the reading.