Hey there.

This is my first SongFic, so I don't really know how to go about it yet. I need advice, please!

So, anyway, the song is italicized, and the dude's thoughts are normal.

This is about some random Camper's thought on breaking Drew's heart.

Dedicated to my Sissy, and Lauren. :D


Wide awake, my mistake

So predictable

A little bit too predictable. It was so obvious she wasn't playing me.

You were fake, I was great

Nothing personal

Just because she's the child of Aphrodite doesn't mean she's natural. Too much make-up.

I'm walking

Who's laughing now?

(Who's laughing, who's laughing now?)

She certainly isn't. Holed up in her cabin, crying, like Piper said.

I'm wasted, wasting time

You talk for hours

But you're wasting lines

She talks too much for her own good.

A pretty face but the chase

Ain't worth the prize

Er—kind of, prettier without make-up, but definitely not worth it.

I'm gonna break your little heart

I already did.

Watch you take the fall

I saw her fall, and fall hard.

Laughing all the way to the hospital

Hospital? More of the infirmary.

'Cause there's nothing surgery can do

Or magic, for that matter.

When I break your little heart in two

I'm gonna break your little heart in two

That was for all the hearts you broke.

Party queen, cause a scene

So ridiculous

She always made me roll over laughing.

Little dress, maybe less

So conspicuous

She'll never change.

You're falling

Who's crashing now?

(Who's crashing, who's crashing now?)

I bet it didn't feel nice.

I'm wasted, wasting time

I'm moving on

But you're left behind

For once, she was left behind

A pretty face with the chase

Ain't worth the price

I'm gonna break your little heart

She might have broken mine, once she'd found someone else. I beat her to it.

Watch you take the fall

Laughing all the way to the hospital

I watched her fall, laughing at her shocked face.

'Cause there's nothing surgery can do

Her mother won't help her, especially after all she's done.

I'm gonna break your little heart

Show you to the door

I showed her to the end.

Sew yourself shut

Now you're begging for more

She sewed herself shut, a day later she was begging me again.

'Cause there's nothing surgery can do

When I break your little heart in two

And I didn't pay attention.

Don't be so sentimental, no

I never thought she'd cry over a guy. She's made guys cry over her before

This is love is accidental, so

Give it up

She has to give up; nothing will help her.

This was never meant to be

More than a memory for you

Like it wasn't meant to be more than just a memory for the other hearts she's broken.

I'm gonna break your little heart

The way she broke others' hearts

Watch you take the fall

Liked she'd watched others take the fall.

Laughing all the way to the hospital

'Cause there's nothing surgery can do

There never was anything surgery could do.

(When I break your little heart in two)

I'm gonna break your little heart

Show you to the door

Sew yourself shut

Now you're begging for more

Why wouldn't she stop?

'Cause there's nothing surgery can do

When I break your little heart in two

Someone had to do it, she had to learn her lesson.


I hope you liked it! Comments, flames, whatnots, all welcomed!

Oh, and please check Conversations, a cross-over between HofO and PJatO. And, also, Biggest Loser Olympians.

Thank you all!

~SkellyVal