A/N: Hey, what's up you guys? So, this is finally over…I've been going crazy, I've been making things awkward and I've been word vomiting…Nothing's new…

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. YET.

-KENLOS-

Kendall, James and Carlos were buying a car for Logan on his birthday so they went to a place that sold cool sports cars. Kendall and James were looking at cars that Logan would like when Carlos' eyes fell upon the coolest car he's ever seen. It was red, shiny and the seats were a tasteful jaguar print. While James talked to the car dealer, Kendall went over to his boyfriend to see what he was up to.

"Kendall, look at this car! It's so awesome! Can we buy it, please?" Carlos begged, bouncing up and down.

"But, sweetie, this looks a bit too expensive and besides, Logan doesn't like cars like this," Kendall said, putting a hand on the short boy's shoulder.

"Well, than can we get it for me?" Carlos asked, a stupid smile on his face.

"But you might wreck it! Do you remember when your dad got you a car?" Kendall asked, folding his arms.

"Yeah, but that was an accident! I didn't see that pole in the way! Please, Kendall? I won't wreck this, I promise! Please, please, please, please, please?" Carlos begged, pouting.

"But it's really expensive and—"

"Please?" Carlos begged, running a hand up Kendall's chest, unbuttoning one of the buttons on his shirt. The Latino then, kissed his boyfriend intimately and pulled back after five seconds, leaving Kendall to look flushed. Carlos whispered another please and threw in a cute puppy dog face. He knew Kendall would give in.

"Okay, fine but I'm getting it for you next month…Right now, we have to get Logan's car," Kendall said. Carlos cheered and threw his arms around Kendall, squealing in delight.

Like he promised, Kendall bought him the car after a month. Carlos immediately hopped into it, lying down on the back seat.

"Carlos, are you gonna take a nap on the back seat?" Kendall asked.

"Yeah! It's why I wanted you to buy it! The seats look really soft!" Carlos said.

"So, I wasted all that money just because you wanted to nap on it?" Kendall said, furious.

"I'm sorry, Kendall…I didn't mean to make you mad…Do you wanna like, share this car with me? We can drive around L.A with the top down and just have fun," Carlos suggested, hoping it would make the blonde less angry. Kendall calmed down and smiled. Honestly, he liked the car too and he always wanted do drive around L.A with Carlos to just relax.

"Okay…But I'm not letting you drive!" Kendall said, jumping on the driver's seat of the car. Carlos grinned and hopped in the passenger's seat before Kendall drove away from the Palm Woods to drive around L.A with the person he loved more than anyone in the world. He managed to drive him crazy, he managed to make him wanna break something but in the end, he always made him the happiest guy alive.

-JAGAN-

Logan sighed in frustration. He had to go to the zoo to study animals for his project. He hated the zoo. It was filled with germy, unsanitary animals. He didn't know why James liked it there so much and he didn't know why James wanted to come with him.

"Alright, Logan! I'm ready! Let's go!" James said, excitedly. He took the pale boy's hand and headed out the door, excited to see all the cute little animals.

One car ride, several babbles from James and an annoyed Logan later, the couple arrived at the zoo. James immediately ran out of the car. He hasn't been to the zoo since he was a little kid. Logan just rolled his eyes and chuckled at James' childishness. With his notebook and a pen in his hand, he went in the zoo to study the animals. He went over to a cage with a monkey in it. The monkey obviously needed to get a bath. He noted the behavior of the monkey every time someone went near its cage. He jumped when he felt someone grab both of his shoulders.

"Logie, look at the lion! It's so big!" James yelled, pointing to the lion cage.

"Yeah, James…Lions are supposed to be big," Logan said as if it were really obvious.

"Look at it!" James yelled, taking Logan's hand to drag him over to the lion cage. The smart boy stared at the lion. It had sharp claws and sharp teeth. It looked really scary but he knew he didn't have to worry about that. It was in a cage and it couldn't harm him.

"Hey, Logan, I'm gonna get us some drinks…I see a booth over there, wait here, okay?" James said with a smile, walking backwards to the booth he was talking about. He hit a middle-aged man on his way and he blushed, embarrassed.

Logan chuckled at his boyfriend's stupidity and looked back at the lion. He saw that the back door of the cage was very slightly opened. He felt himself being pulled by the collar to the direction of the back door. Then, he felt someone pushing him inside the lion cage. He turned around to see who did it and saw that it was a huge guy. The huge guy was laughing at him and yelling 'nerd!'

Logan trembled in fear. The guy was holding the back door closed so he couldn't get out. He stared at the lion and didn't know what to do but just stay put and be as quiet as he can so that the lion won't notice he's there.

James paid for the drinks and went back to where he left Logan to see that his beloved boyfriend wasn't there. He looked at the lion cage and saw Logan there, looking scared and shaking. James dropped the drinks and ran to the cage's front door, trying to open it without success. He ran to the back door where he saw a mean looking guy holding it close.

"Hey, move! My boyfriend's in there! I have to get him out!" James yelled.

"Your boyfriend? That's so gay! Are you gonna save him, take him home and have gay se—"

He was cut off when the hazel eyed boy kicked him in the nuts, making him fall to the floor. James opened the door wide and yelled for Logan to get out.

"James, stop yelling, the lion will hear you!" Logan whispered.

"What? I can't hear you! Talk louder!" James yelled. The lion heard James' yells and turned around. Logan screamed like a little girl and ran out of the cage as fast as he could, throwing himself in James' arms.

"There was some dude that shoved me in there! I don't know why he did it! I mean, I didn't do anything to him and he called me a nerd and he laughed at me and—"

"Don't worry, Logan…I kicked him in the balls for you," James said, biting his lip at how stupid that sounded. Logan chuckled and pulled away from the hug.

"So, since you saved my life, can we go get ice cream? I don't feel like studying animals and being in the zoo anymore," Logan said.

"Yeah, sure…Let's go," James said, linking his and Logan's arms together.

"No, but seriously, you kicked him in the junk?"

"Yeah but I did it to save you."

A/N: THAT WAS ANNOYINGLY LONG AND CRAPPY. Ha-ha. Sometimes I hate myself. LOL. Wait, sometimes? ALL THE TIME.