Commotion in Comodo Part 1

A Crossover Oneshot Of Crack That Has Nothing To Do With Anything

By Halcyon Clouds

"I don't wanna spend Christmas in frickin' Lutie! Everyone and their grandma spends Christmas in Lutie! It's just like every other year, ya know. I swear I'd beat the living daylights out of that clown if I ever see him again. And woman don't dress scantily in cold weather! There is nothing to see, nothing!"

"…uh huh."

"Hiro! Years go by in the blink of an eye and before ya know it, you're too old to do anything new. This is the golden time! The youth!"

"...uh huh."

"We need to do...something fun, something wicked, something sexciting..."

"...uh huh."

"Beach party in Comodo! Let's grab everyone! All the girls! You're paying for the expenses!"

"...uh huh--What? Wait!"

"Too late, pal!"

Hiroki looked up, suddenly wide awake. The fishing rod he was holding onto previously dropped from his hands. The brown-haired high priest known as Luzien, or more commonly amongst the females, Pervert, was already well on his way towards the gates leading to the city of Prontera, his mind set on this splendid idea to spend the holidays in the company of bikini-clad women.

Hiroki slapped himself then. Oh how utterly craptastic. He has yet again failed to stop his fellow high priest from acting like...well...not a high priest.

But wait a minute...all the girls...that means...Yuresia?

In a bikini?

Well, ever since she turned scholar, her attire had been, to put loosely, quite modest in comparison to many others.

Hiroki was straight, no matter what 90 percent of the population in Prontera assumed.

This may not turn out to be as bad as he had thought...

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In the end, none of the Kafra Luzien had invited came. He resorted to complaining the entire way about how they were just jealous of the Comodo Kafra and her nifty orange two-piece uniform that was short and tight and in which he will be getting his fill of eyecandy from. Luzien was deathly secretive about what he was going to wear at the beach though. Hiroki thought it silly of him...wait, wasn't his friend always?

The girls who have accompanied them included the two priests' love interests and Safira with her -ahem- subordinate. Arkland and Yun tagged along just for kicks with Kaeru, who seemed to get along extremely well with the two of them.

They arrived at Comodo without incident, then Luzien proceeded to pounce the green-haired Kafra and was forced to eat a mouthful of sand by his paladin wife and the very violated caretaker of the beach town. Angela stormed off with the rest of the ladies to the changing rooms.

Luzien sat up and spat out the grains, running his tongue through his teeth. But he was smiling.

"Blue stripes with frills!" He exclaimed, as if he had found a hidden treasure. Arkland and Yun look mystified. Hiroki rolled his eyes.

"The Kafra's, of course. I know what Angela's is, I should, I picked it this morning." He went on musing aloud.

"What's he talking about?" Whispered Arkland to Kaeru, who sweatdropped and put a hand to his forehead.

"Um...he...hit his head...it's nothing, let's go." The high wizard ushered the scholar and his priest friend along, September the red-haired sage shuffled after them, his usual aloof self. The two high priests were left behind.

The black-haired priest looked down at his friend, who was still grinning giddily for some lewd reason.

It was going to be a long day ahead.

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Hiroki was waiting for Luzien to come out of the changing rooms. The other priest was taking his sweet time while Hiroki had only thrown on a pair of plain black swimming shorts and a vaguely cheery orange-and-red sunset pattern shirt over his upper body. He wondered what was taking the brown-haired priest so long.

Luzien flung open the door of the changing stall with vigour like it was an obstacle in the way of a better view of the Comodo Kafra who was currently bending down - not that it was-. Hiroki sighed and turned around.

"What took you so lo--OH FOR THE LOVE OF DEAR GOD LUZIEN!"

"What?" Asked the taller priest, standing as such with all the glamour of a marble statue, his hands balled into fists at his hips.

"Th-th-th-that, that, that, thing you're wearing -or not wearing- or perhaps wearing!"

"Oh this?" Luzien looked down and realised what the Amatsujin priest was talking about. "It's the newest design from 'Speidos'. Chicks really dig it."

Hiroki could have thrown a fit.

"Look, Luz." He tried hard not to look, "Chicks won't 'dig' anything about that other than your grave! So, so, oh JUST PUT A TOWEL AROUND IT WILL YOU?!"

"No way," grinned the barely clad high priest, "You'll only realise how much of a sex beast this turns me into when you see it in action! Women shall swoon at my feet!"

Hiroki didn't want to see any 'action'. The only thing keeping him barely sane when his fellow priest had run off shouting something along the lines of 'My harem, here I come!' was the thought of his scholarly love interest in a bikini.

To be continude...I mean -nued.

A/N: Characters from Dark Love belongs to Tela! And I think this is going to go nowhere, but I hope you enjoyed the whackoness of it all. I know it defeated the point of being a one-shot, but I ought to update or else they will maim me slowly and painfully. Naw just kidding.

So...um, let's start over again. Tela? Minane?