Feathers McGraw led Wallace to the museum. "Boy, this is going slower than those chickens escaping Tweedy's Farm!" he muttered loudly to himself.
A few years ago, Feathers McGraw was inside Tweedy's Farm. One night he was digging a hole outside his hut. Ginger and the other chickens were there, watching him.
"Feathers, what are you doing?" demanded Ginger.
"I can't wait long!" shouted Feathers. "I have to get out."
So Feathers carried on, digging and finally made a tunnel under the barbed wire. He was free! The chickens decided to follow him. When they got to the end of the hole, the dogs were there! The chickens dived in, but Ginger was picked up and thrown into the coal bunker by the farmer, Mr. Tweedy.
Feathers, away from the farm, saw this and laughed at this, putting the L sign finger on his head. "Ha! Ha! Losers!" And he walked away.
Feathers climbed onto the right foot of the trousers and they began to walk on the wall. The trousers reached the window and Feathers jumped and made Wallace climb up. He spread the map and looked inside the window. Wallace popped down from the ceiling. Feathers drew Wallace closer. "Come on, Fatso!" he cried.
Luckily, Wallace was sleep walking, because, if he was awake, he would never get past the lasers, see the nude Kate Moss statue or see the oldest beer bottle ever created in history!
Wallace stopped and hovered above the diamond.
"Now to lower the hook," muttered Feathers, as he did so.
The hook flew down and caught the jewel. Feathers was very happy and he was dancing around.
"Hooray! And they said this was too difficult! Ha!"
But the happy penguin had totally lost focus on Wallace and – You know what happened from the real movie. Feathers was now really panicking as the alarm set off, not to mention Wallace was waking up!
"Holy Crap! Where the hell am I?" asked Wallace. He was so confused that he had no idea where the hell he was going. He stopped at the window.
Feathers didn't stop panicking. Then he saw three young lads on the next-door building and he had an idea.
"Hey! You guys looking for a girlfriend? With a face like that, no chance!" he called them.
The guys responded... by throwing rocks. Feathers was dodging the rocks and they were hitting the window instead. One hit the middle glass and it span over like they won the prize of a-knock-off-the-coconuts-stall at a fun fair.
"Whoa! What the hell is happening? Get me the f*** down! Now!" shouted Wallace.
Feathers climbed onto his back and they trotted down.
At the other building, the children were laughing. Then they turned around and met Inspector Jack Frost and Inspector Morse.
"I'm arresting you for breaking into that museum!" shouted Frost. He tried to grab them, but Morse pushed them out of the way.
"Hey, I'm arresting!" shouted Morse.
"No, I am!" argued Frost. "You're not funny. That's why I got a better career than you."
"Really?" asked Morse sarcastically. "I have won more National Television Awards than you!"
While the officers were arguing, the boys were moving!
Back at 62 West Wallaby Street, Feathers escorted Wallace into his room.
"Boy, did that hot hooker give me a boner!" citied Wallace. Then he was shocked when Feathers took off his glove of his head. "Good lord, it's you!"
"Yes, it's me, you arsehead!" shouted Feathers. "How many criminal penguins do you see?"
And, with that, Feathers turned Wallace around and walked him to the wardrobe.
"Let me out!" muffled Wallace. "I'll give you AIDs!"
Feathers wasn't listening. He grabbed the diamond and put it in the bag. He began to walk out but was stopped by Gromit, holding a rolling pin.
"You're not going anywhere!" shouted Gromit. "Now put the diamond down!"
But Feathers drew out a revolver and pointed at Gromit. "YOU put the pin down!" he shouted, putting on Jack Bauer voice on.
Gromit put his hands up and Faethers escorted him to the wardrobe. He locked them in together and began to leave.
Inside the wardrobe, things weren't looking great.
"How do you do?" was all Wallace could say.
"Now you're interested in me?" asked an angrily Gromit.
"What's that suppose to mean?" demanded an insulted Wallace.
"You know what!" replied Gromit. "Wait a minute! You wouldn't know, would you? We wouldn't be in this mess, if you hadn't welcomed him in."
"All right, that's it!" And Wallace charged for Gromit and the best friends started to fight, but did they see what was happening? Because if they did –