AN: a fairytale and RO crossover :D mainly humor based, but part of it is pure confusion and naïve talk :3 I wanted to finish it but I couldn't for the sake of updating so now it's in parts :/

Cloudy Day pt1

The sky was cloudy today. The sky was cloudy yesterday. The sky will be cloudy tomorrow, the day after, a few years after, and definitely for the next half billion years for a few invalid yet simple and understandable reasons. You may, but nobody cares about those invalid yet simple and understandable reasons. They only care that the sky is cloudy and will continue to stare at the weather reports (which are one of the most used information services) second after second to check the weather for tomorrow which will without doubt, be cloudy.

Isianadilladorious Loddylill Ridiniwyverdale Doublepockodle Denmark……, also known as Lina Grey Hoody, sometimes called Lina Grey, aka Inagrey, woke up to the morning cloud. After glancing at her weather fortune calendar, she got unto her feet and reached for her samp glasses, also known as sun amplifier glasses (as it was a cloudy day), as it was a day filled with grey puff balls known as cloudy according to her calendar which had been made by the most trusted and accurate weather calendar corporation in the world. After grabbing and then putting them on, she pulled a bright yellow hooded dress with a happy flower pattern she had drew on herself when she was eight over her head.

"Inagrey!" a voice Nagrey recognized as her mother's called out, "Quickly dress up and fetch some angel wings for your grandma!"

Hurriedly, Nagrey clicked on her teleport clip, a useful item when it came to facing the big, evil apocalypse who prowled the streets of some cities like a shadow over the permanent smiles of porings before rushing out of her room and sprinting down the hall of her home.

"Yeah yeah!" she screamed to her mother as she jumped the stairs sixteen at a time, "I'll be going in like…..a second!"

Nagrey zoomed past her mother to the door like lightening going for…a lightening rod. Not bothering to snatch some breakfast, she flung open the door and ran off.

Behind her, a soft and distant mother called out warningly, worry touching her voice, "And make sure the old merchant lump doesn't get you or else she'll eat you up!" There was no reply as Nagrey was already a few miles off, being a top runner in the small world of Juno.

Section 1---- Ginger Bread Man

"Don't step on me!"

Nagrey stopped dead at the awfully familiar voice. She lifted her foot curiously and stared at a very delicious and funny looking piece of bread with a cranberry smile and raisin bran eyes.

Her mouth dropped open in bewilderment and her eyes widened into humongous saucers the size of wagon wheels. She dropped on her knees to get a better look at her amazing discovery.

"You're the Toolshop Bread Boy!" she cried in delight.

The piece of flabby bread deflattened itself with a pop! and steadied itself on his feet carefully before looking up, with a insulted look on it's cranberries and raisin bran.

"Wrong!" he cried, obviously outraged, "I'm the Gingerbread Man!" He leaned forward with squinty raisin brans and pointed at Nagrey suspiciously shouting, "You got a problem with that? – huh? Huh?! HUH!?!?"

The response was a puzzled stare.

"Who's the gingerbread man?"

The bread stared outraged. "What!? You don't know?"

"No, no."

The bread hopped onto Nagrey's knee and cried, "Then I will tell you!"

"Once there was an old folk that wanted children so they made some bread and made me! Eventually, I ran away and got chased by an apocalypse and some porings."

Nagrey stared confused and cried out, "Wait. Let me guess – the tool shop people made some bread to accompany coffee and it just seemed that some accident happened and you came alive and later, some porings decided to eat you up."

The bread cried out, "No, no, no way jose! All wrong! I don't like you and I do only one thing to people I don't like!" The Toolshop Bread Boy hopped on to Nagrey's shoulder and grabbed – "Yoink!" her teleport pin.

Quickly hopping off excitingly, he sprinted with the clip on flat head into a shining white portal.

Surprised, Nagrey bounced onto her feet like a torpedo and shot to a ponytail kafra as everyone had decided to call her, not bothering to find out her name.

"Warp! Warp! Warp! Warp, warp, warp, warp, WARPP!!!!!!!" she screamed jumpitityly (which is not a word but fits the needs nicely) as she shoved uncounted zeny into the unfortunate woman's hands.

"Where?" the kafra asked, "I-"

"Maybe Geffen!"

"Well….if it's fine with you…" the kafra sighed as she scanned through her memory, remembering the million of times such incedents like this had happened.

The familiar sight of a black haired girl with scary flashing hazel eyes jumping in a white column of pure light was seen once more as it was seen everyday on the exact time, kafra. The only thing, you could say, is why she jumps in.

Section 2----- Hansels and Gretels

Not quite here yet……