"Yes, I know," sniffed Roger, as he finished the story. "A very sad ending."

But no one was there. All the seats were empty. He went out and saw the campers were dancing round a fire in the rain.

Roger cleared his throat and the campers stopped. "Why are you out here doing the Jack-Sparrow-dance-in-front-of-a-fire dance instead of listening to my story?" he demanded.

"Well, your story was so miserable," said Steve Smith, "we would rather come out and dance in front of a fire in the rain."

"Yeah, I've seen much better story adaption in The Cat in the Hat than your adaptation of A Close Shave," laughed Stan Smith. Everyone laughed and agreed.

"I hope the bar's still open," growled Roger walking away.

THE END

(Peter and Brian will return as Wallace and Gromit in the upcoming story, Baking A Murder.

Look out for Roger the Alien as Shaun the Sheep getting his own parody series!)


Cast List

Peter Griffin as Wallace/Sherlock Holmes

Brian Griffin as Gromit/Jack Bauer

Lois Griffin as Wendolene Ramsbottom

Roger the Alien (from American Dad!) as Shaun the Sheep.

Ernie the Giant Chicken as Preston the Cyber Chicken.

Sheep Extras

Family Guy: Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Mort Goldman, Neil Goldman, Horace, Seamus, Carl, Greased-Up Deaf Sheep, Sexy Sheep (Connie DiMico and her cheerleading squad) and Herd Leader Adam West.

American Dad!: Stan Smith, Francine Smith, Steve Smith, Hayley Smith, Snot, Barry, Toshi, Jeff Fischer, Jackson, Dick, Sanders, Terry and Greg and Bullock.

The Cleveland Show: Cleveland Brown, Cleveland Brown Jr., Donna Tubbs, Roberta Tubbs, Rallo Tubbs, Lester, Holt, Terry, Federline Jones and Coach Charles McFall.

Also Appearing:

Consuela as the Dresser Robot Mark 2

The Kool-Aid Man as himself

The Evil Monkey for a cameo

Joanna as a Hippo

Klaus the Goldfish (from American Dad!) as himself

Mr. Flippers (from The Cleveland Show) as himself

Tim the Bear (from The Cleveland Show) as the Warden

Recurring:

Dr. Hartman as the Dresser Robot Mark 1

Tom Tucker as himself

Diana Simmons as herself

Ollie Williams as himself

And Stewie Griffin as Feathers McGraw

Other Characters:

Sherlock Holmes

Dr. Watson

C-3PO

Rats and Ninja Turtles in the basement

Robocop

Judge Dredd

Judge Death

Shojun the Warlord

Stan Lee

Inspector Gadget

Gadgetmoblie

Indiana Jones

Henry Jones Sr.

Sallah

Marcus Bordy

The Doctor (Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Incarnations)

Rose Tyler

Martha Jones

Donna Noble

Amy Pond

Space Pig (from Aliens of London)

Luke Skywalker and Rouge Squadron

Donald Duck

Daffy Duck

Credits

Written by Bobby South

Based on A Close Shave written by Nick Park and Bob Baker

Wallace and Gromit created by Nick Park

Family Guy, American Dad! and The Cleveland Show created by Seth MacFarlane

Family Guy co-developed by David Zuckerman

American Dad! co-created by Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman

The Cleveland Show co-created by Richard Appel and Mike Henry