Hey guys. Sorry about the wait. My computer crashed, and the parents blamed me. :'( Oh yeh. I do not own Naruto, BUT I WISH I DID! Anyway Masashi Kishimoto (if that's how you spell it) Owns the series.

And P.P. S. You guys should know this. I only changed VERY little in this chapter. Remember, I put up UNDER CONSTRUCTION on the summary!

Once they reached class Sakura saw that their teacher was a woman with long ebony hair, and stunning red eyes.

(SKIP SAKURA INTRODUCING HERSELF)

"Okay Sakura. Sit next to Temari." Kurenai said as she pointed to a girl with beach blonde hair pulled into 4 ponytails. She was sitting next to a boy with tattoos on his face, a sleeping boy with his hair in the shape of a pineapple, a blood red haired boy with a tattoo of the kanji for love on his forehead, and Tenten.

"Okay everybody. Since it's the first day of school you are allowed to have free time." Kurenai announced. After Sakura was seated Tenten introduced her to the group.

"Okay this is Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru, and Gaara." Tenten announced.

"H-hello." Sakura shyly greeted.

"Wow! She's like Hinata when she wasn't dating Naruto!" Exclaimed Temari.

"That's what Ino said!" Tenten loudly agreed.

"NOT TOO LOUD!" Kurenai shouted. Everybody quickly quieted down.

"Okay Cherry since you're going to be part of our group you have to know something about us. The red head and the tattoo freak are my brothers, then the sleeping boy is my boyfriend." Temari explained.

"O-okay."

"I AM NOT A TATTOO FREAK!" Kankuro shouted.

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHOUTING?" Kurenai shouted again.

"Sorry." Kankuro apologized.

'Oh no! I lost a hot boy to the blonde chick!' Inner yelled.

'How do you know he's hot? Did you feel his head?' Sakura asked.

'HOW ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?' Inner screamed to herself.

'I don't know.' Sakura replied.

'Whatever.' Inner Sakura retorted. 'But do you think the brothers would like a threesome?'

'*Blush* Shut up!' Sakura screamed at her inner.

'Saki-chan there's another blondie that's yelling at you.' Inner announced.

"Huh?"

"Geez Sakura! You scared me there for a moment! You kept making weird faces." Temari said.

"*Blush* I was?" Sakura asked.

"*Giggle* You sure were!" Tenten answered for Temari.

"I think she's more empty-headed than Naruto! And that's saying something!" Kankuro announced. POW!
"Ack! Ouch! 'mari that friggin hurt!" Kankuro shouted at his sister.

"Well serves you right Kanky. You don't insult our precious little daughter!" Temari scolded as she and Shikamaru pulled Sakura into a hug.

"You're too troublesome to date my daughter." Shikamaru announced.

"What the fuck!" Kankuro exclaimed. BAM!

"Language!" Temari shouted while hitting Kankuro again.

"No hitting in class!" Kurenai shouted at the two.

"What? Where were you when she first hit me?" Kankuro accused.

"You do not accuse someone who saves your ass idiot!" Kurenai shot back.

"Hey You don't treat him that way!" Temari shouted at Kurenai. Kankuro smiled at his older sister for defending him.

" Only I can treat him that way!" She finished. Kankuro scowled at his sister.(Total Drake&Josh moment!). While this was happening Shikamaru fell asleep on the floor, and Sakura was yet again talking to her inner.

'Is a teacher even allowed to call her student idiot?' Sakura asked her inner.

'I don't know' Inner admitted, 'But that sure as hell was funny!'

'No it wasn't!' Sakura said.

'Oh look! Temari's got a mace!' Inner announced.

"Wha?" Sakura said aloud. She turned her face to the front of the room, and saw Temari swinging a mace above her head, Kurenai holding a big axe, and Kankuro hiding behind the still sleeping Shikamaru in fear of the wrath these two crazy women.

'WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM?' Sakura shouted at her inner.

'I don't know, but this'll be fun to watch!' Inner exclaimed as she attentively watched the two quarreling females in front of the room.

'*Sighs* I'm going to stop this!' Sakura announced to her inner.

'NO WAY! IF YOU DARE TRY TO STOP THIS I WILL MURDER YOU!' Inner shrieked at her outer self.

'If you kill me you'll be killing yourself.' Sakura shot back.

'Wha- ?Bu-? Ho-? ARGH!'

'How am I supposed to reply to that?' Sakura asked.

'Just listen to me, and DO NOT INTERFERE.' Inner said as she laced her every word with venom.

'Fine.' Sakura thought. 'I'm outta here.' Sakura announced as she got up to walk out of the classroom, but then she suddenly tripped on her shoelaces. "OW!" Sakura shouted as she fell, face down, onto the cold, hard, tiled floor.

"MY BABY!" Temari screamed as she ran towards Sakura. When Kurenai heard Temari scream she gave her a 'WTF?' look, and put her axe on top of her desk. "My baby! Are you okay? Did the big bad tattoo freak hurt you?" Temari fussed as she pulled Sakura onto her feet.

"I-I'm fine Temari-san." Sakura replied.

'WTF? You monster! You did that on purpose didn't you?' Inner Sakura shouted as she pointed an accusing finger to her outer.

'Nope.' Sakura stated. RING!

"The bell? What's your next class?" Temari questioned.

"Home Ec. With Anko." Tenten answered for Sakura.

"I've got that class next." Temari announced.

"So do I." Gaara stated.

"YES!" Kankuro cheered.

"What? You've got the same class?" Temari asked with excitement.

"No! I've DON'T have it!" Kankuro replied with a happy grin. BONK!

"Ouch! 'mari! Again? Geez! Sooner, or later I'll be as dumb as Naruto! And whose fault will that be?" Kankuro was interrupted by Gaara.

"Yours."

"Me? Why?" Kankuro demanded.

"Because you're dumb enough to insult Temari." Gaara replied. Kankuro just huffed, and stomped towards his next class.

"Hey Shika-kun. Do you have the same class?" Temari questioned her boyfriend.

"*Sigh* No I don't. What a drag." Shikamaru answered.

"That's okay Shika-kun. We can meet up later. Kay?" Temari asked with a grin. Shikamaru immediately smirked at her question.

"Ofcourse you troublesome woman." Shikamaru replied as he pulled his girlfriend into a chaste kiss. Temari's face turned 3 different shades of red. "See you later." He whispered in her ear. Then he walked off to his next class.

"Ok Gaara let's go!" Temari shouted as she grabbed Sakura, and headed for Home Ec(WOW! She recovered fast!).

"Hn." Gaara replied as he followed his deranged sister. Once they were inside Sakura was pushed away by fangirls that wanted his attention. Sakura then heard the fangirls scream things like "Gaara marry me!", or "Gaara I love you!", and then the "Noway bitch he's mine!", and the usual retort of "Like he'd take a whore like you!".

*Sigh* 'Pathetic' Sakura thought. Then all of a sudden big, strong hands pulled her up. She looked up, and saw it was Gaara. Her face started to heat up, and she stuttered out "Th- thank you Gaara-san."

"Hn." He grunted as he walked over to a seat. The fangirls looked at the pink-haired girl with Jealousy. Some gasped when they saw him pick her up, and the others just glared at Sakura.

'Who does this little slut think she is? Flirting with my Gaara-kun.' A purple haired SLUT thought. She watched the girl with eyes clouded with envy and anger. Sakura was about to sit next to Gaara, but the purple haired girl quickly pushed her out of the chair.

"Ouch!" Sakura cried as she was pushed out of the chair she was about to sit in.

"Sorry Hon, but this chair's taken." She said.

"HEY! GET OUT OF SAKURA'S SEAT AMI!" Temari ordered. Ami then ran away screaming Temari's going to kill her. "Sit here Saki-chan!" Temari's voice was as sweet as honey(And be honest. When has she been this sweet? Other than with Shikamaru and Sakura) . Sakura sweatdropped at Temari's mood swings.

"O-okay Temari-san." Sakura answered as she sat next to Gaara. Then out of nowhere a woman with spiky black, with a purple tint to it, hair, and a trenchcoat on appeared.

"HELLO! I'M YOUR TEACHER ANKO SO YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN UP!" Anko announced as she walked to the front of the room.

'This teacher's smokin'!' Inner exclaimed.

'Actually that's the smoke bomb that the teacher used on Naruto just now.' Sakura explained to her inner.

'O.o'

'Inner me?' Sakura called out to her inner self. Then she forgot about her inner as Anko's voice brought her back to reality.

"Okay class! We've got fresh meat! Haruno Sakura get your ass to the front of the class (that rhymes!)!" She ordered.

"Hey Anko! Quit your shouting! You're scaring poor Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted at Anko.

"I-it's okay Naruto-san. She is the teacher after all." Sakura reassured the worried blonde.

"AW GREAT! Another goody-toe-shoes bitch!" Complained a girl with red hair, black glasses, and skimpy clothes, if you can even call it that, that made a stripper look decent in comparison.

"SHUT UP KARIN! It's about time I get the respect I so rightfully deserve." Anko shouted at the now cowering girl before her." And Sakura here doesn't need to introduce herself to the class if she doesn't want to." Anko said in a sweet tone of voice.

"Thank you sensei." Sakura said as she gave an angelic smile from her seat.

'HAHA! OMG! She totally fell for it! That was a GREAT act!' Inner Sakura praised her outer, but outer Sakura said just 2 words to completely destroy inner Sakura's good mood.

'What act?' she asked in confusion. Inner Sakura stopped laughing, and stared at her outer self like she had 2 heads. 'What?' Sakura asked her inner.

'NEVERMIND!' Inner Sakura shouted as she grumbled to herself, and began harvesting mushrooms inside a closet in Sakura's mind(Ouran moment!).

*SKIP CLASS* (Break)

Sakura was currently being dragged by Ino who met up with them after Home Ec.

"Come this way Sweetie!" Ino happily ordered the pink haired girl.

'Like I have a choice.' Sakura thought as she obeyed the bubbly blonde's command. Ino was leading them towards a secluded spot with a 100-year-old tree, and a group of people.

"Okay everyone listen up!" Ino commanded the people on the hill." I want you to meet Sakura-chan!" Ino announced happily.

"Watch out Kiba I think your girlfriend finally snapped." teased a boy with raven hair, pale skin, and obsidian eyes.(Damn he's HOT!)

"Shut up uchiha!" Ino screeched, and then shouted "SAKURA! WHERE ARE YOU!" then as if on cue Sakura appeared out of the forest with a pure white fox pup in her hands.

"Heh. Um… I can explain?" Sakura said as she sheepishly rubbed the back of her head.

"AWW! IT'S SO CUTE!" Ino yelled.

'Bipolar much?' Inner Sakura questioned. Then out of nowhere Ino tried to tackle the fox pup with a glomp, but Sakura was just too fast for her. CRASH!
"Ow! Sweetie! Why'd you do that?" Ino asked as she rubbed her sore behind.

"Gomenasai Ino-chan but Ryoku-chan doesn't take well to strangers." Sakura apologized.

"That's your fox pup?" Tenten asked.

"Y-yes she is." Sakura answered, then "But if she's here then that means—" Sakura was interrupted by a flying black blur that tackled her and Ryoku down. "Ah!" Sakura gasped out in surprise as her face came into contact with the ground. "Itai! Suterusu-kun what did I tell you about tackling me!" Sakura scolded a pure black fox pup.

"You own 2 fox pups?" Tenten asked, surprised.

"Hai Tenten-san." Sakura answered. She looked at the people behind Tenten. "Who are they Tenten-san?" Sakura asked with a child's curiosity.

"I'll introduce them!" Ino announced. "That's Sai." She said pointing to a boy with pale skin, pitch black hair, holding a sketchbook & pencil, and with an obviously (at least to Sakura) fake smile. He just waved. "Then there's Chouji." She motioned towards a boy with butterscotch colored hair, and a bag of king-sized potato chips.

"*Munch* Yo! *Crunch*." He greeted.

"H-hey." She greeted back.

"Over there's Shino." Sakura looked at a boy with a trenchcoat hoodie, black sunglasses, and a butterfly.

"I-is that a Swallowtail butterfly?" Sakura asked.

"Why, yes it is." He answered, surprised. Sakura grinned.

"That would be Lee." Sakura faced a boy with a big smile, bushy eyebrows, and wearing a big green spandex suit.

"HELLO MY YOUTHFUL CHERRY BLOSSOM!" Lee shouted.

"Um… Hi?" Sakura greeted back awkwardly.

"Lee you idiot. You're freaking her out." Said a boy with long brown hair, and pale pupiless eyes like Hinata's.

"That would be Neji. Mr. Hyuuga. Tenten's older boyfriend." Ino babbled.

"Just introduce the group!" Tenten and Neji barked in unison.

"Well fine then!" Ino said as she put a hand over her heart, pretending to be hurt, but Sakura, who thought they really hurt Ino's feelings, tried to make Ino feel better.

"Ino? Are you okay?" Sakura asked with concern.

"AWW! KAWAII!" All the girls screamed as they glomped the unsuspecting girl. Long forgotten by the group, except Sakura, the two wolf pups watched the humans. Amused by their antics, and they began to laugh inwardly at their master who was being crushed by the girls who believed their master to be cute.

"AH! Help! I want to live!" shouted Sakura as she tried to grab onto something! Anything! Then someone grabbed her, and pulled her away from the group of deranged glomping girls.

"Thank you…?"

"Sasuke." He answered.

"Oh. Okay. Thank you Sasuke-san!" Sakura said as she sped off into the forest, along with her foxes, with incredible speed.

"Wha?" Sasuke said in a none too manly way.

"MY BABY!" Temari screamed as she ran into the forest to look for her baby.

"*sigh* Troublesome woman." Shikamaru said as he followed his girlfriend into the forest.

"Wait! I want to come!" Naruto shouted as he ran to follow Shikamaru.

"AH! Naruto!" Hinata shouted as she followed her boyfriend.

"Hinata!" Neji shouted as he followed his cousin.

"Neji!" Tenten yelled as she ran to her boyfriend. Pretty soon everyone had ran into the forest.

"Did you guys find my baby?" Temari asked the group.

"No sign in the west." Naruto and Hinata said in unison.

"Not the North." Said both Ino and Kiba

"Nor the East." Tenten and Neji reported. (HEY! With a few helmets and guns we can have our own army!)

"Where is my baby?" Temari shouted. The rest just sighed. RING!

"That's the bell. Time to get to class." Kiba announced as everyone ran to their classrooms.

'Aw man! I'm lost!' Sakura shouted into her head. She blindly turned a corner, and ran into something hard. (Like ROCK HARD! ;] )

"Whoa! Watch where you-?" The blue skinned boy stopped midsentence. In front of him was a heavily panting pink haired girl who looks too short to be in highschool.

"Whoa there candy girl! Where's the fire?" The blue skinned boy teased.

"Oh there's no fire. I'm just running from people who are trying to hug me to death." Sakura said with a sweet smile on her face. The blue skinned senior sweatdropped at her innocence.

"Okay then I'll just be—" He was cut off by the strange pink haired girl.

"Wait! U-um can y-you h-help me find m-my classroom?" She stuttered out. A huge grin broke out of the boy's face.

"Ofcourse I will! The name's Kisame. What's yours candy girl?" He asked.

"Sakura!" Kisame chuckled at her energy.

"Okay who's class do you have?" He asked.

"Asuma's Calculus." She answered. Kisame's eyes widened.

"I have that class too! How old are you?" He asked.

"I'm 15." She answered.

"Okay then. Let's go to class." Kisame said as he and the pink haired girl to their next class. As the two stepped into a hallway it immediately cleared. This confused the girl. She tried to refrain from asking, but her curiosity got the best of her.

"Kisame-nii? Why does everyone leave whenever we step into another hallway?" Sakura asked him. Kisame was momentarily shocked by the nickname she gave him, but he recovered quickly.

"Oh they're just scared." He answered.

"But why would they be scared of you? You're great!" She exclaimed. Kisame chuckled at the girl's statement.

"I am? That's good to know." Kisame joked. "Here we are!" Kisame announced as they stopped in front of a door. Once they were inside the classroom Sakura saw a man with a goatee and a lit cigarette in his mouth.

"Haruno Sakura I presume?"

"H-hai sensei." She replied.

"Just call me Asuma. Anyway, all you need to do is take a seat. No work today." He said as he went to... well whatever the hell Asuma does.

"Hai Asuma-san." Sakura looked at the classroom, and saw that Shikamaru, Sasuke, Neji, Shino, and Sai were in the same class. Sakura took a seat next to Kisame, and once she sat down she heard people gasp. She looked around the classroom, and saw that people were looking at her with their eyes wide, their mouths agape, or even both. Shikamaru, Sasuke, Neji, Shino, and Sai just raised an eyebrow. Sakura looked at Kisame, and asked,

"Why is everyone looking at me like that Kisame-nii?" Sakura heard even more shocked gasps. She inwardly sighed, and looked at the boys. The looked like they wanted to kill someone, but Sakura, being the naive and innocent girl we all know and love, was oblivious to this fact.. Sakura looked at Kisame again, but didn't say anything. He just chuckled, and said,

"They're weird. That's why."

"Um… Okay Kisame-nii!" Sakura said as she took out a book to read. Sakura ,somehow, didn't notice the killing intent that the boys gave off tripled. Unfortunately for Kisame, he did.

'Wow they're pissed!' Kisame mused as he stared at the fuming boys that were staring at him.

(Skip class because it's BORING!)

RING!

"What's your next class Sakura?" Kisame asked as they walked out the classroom.

"Art." She replied.

"The one being taught by Juraiya?" Kisame asked.

"Yes." Sakura replied.

"You're getting stuck with the pervy sage?" Kisame asked incredulously. People in the hallway gave him weird looks. When Kisame saw this he shouted,

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT?" The hallway emptied in exactly 2.6 seconds.

"Geez Kisame. You PMSing again?" Asked a voice. Sakura turned around, and saw a boy with blood red hair, like Gaara's, and an extremely good poker face.

"I am not PMSing Sasori!" Kisame seethed at the red haired teen.

"Tsk tsk Kisame. It's just like you to deny it." Sasori teased with a smirk.

"Why you—" Kisame was cut short by a loud voice.

"Sasori-no danna!" Sakura looked to see a man with long blonde hair, with a bang covering one eye, and a clay bird in one hand. He surprisingly looked like the boy version of Ino. "Who's this un?" He asked pointing to Sakura.

"Yeah tell Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" Said a boy with a swirly mask.

"Why does your mask look like a lollipop?" Sakura asked Tobi.

"Because Tobi loves lolloipops!" He replied.

"Shut up Tobi yeah! Who's this Sadori-no danna un.?" The blonde asked.

"I was going to ask the same question too Deidara.." Sasori replied.

"This is Sakura." Kisame introduced the girl. "Now who has the pervy sage next?" He asked.

"I/Tobi do (un)." They said in unison.

"Good. Because I want you to take her with you."

"What! Why un?" Deidara demanded.

"I don't want her to get harassed by that perverted book writer." He explained.

"Fine we will, but you owe us." Sasori replied as he took the girl along with him.

"Bye! Be good Candy girl!" Kisame said as he ran to his class.

"See ya Kisame-nii!" Sakura shouted back. The three guys looked at her like she had a second head.

"What?" She asked.

"Kisame-nii?" Sasori and Deidara asked.

"No Sakura." She replied while pointing to herself. She was also looking at them with puppy dog eyes.

'I won't fall for that.' They thought.

"Okay Sakura." They said as they continued leading Sakura to the classroom.

'They fell for it!' Inner Sakura laughed.

'Why does this always happen to me?' Sakura asked herself.

'Because we're a magnet for HOT guys?' Inner suggested.

'Shut up!' Sakura shouted at her inner.

'Fine! I'm going! But I'll be back! Mwahahahahaha!' Inner Sakura laughed evilly as she boarded a plane to Hawaii. Sakura rolled her eyes at her inner's antics.

"We're here." Sasori announced.

"Thank you." Sakura said as she walked into the classroom.

(Hey guys! Hope you liked the chappie! It's longer this time! And also I want to thank my friend for helping me out with my OH SO ANNOYING writer's block. Check out her file. She just posted her first lemon, and maybe I'll post my first lemon too. P.S. Reviews make me happy!)